Episode 14 - Santa's Klepto Cocaine Pizza Party

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Santa (Ed Asner!!!) steals dogs from small children to use in his hedonistic elvish pizza orgies at the North Pole; meanwhile a family sits in a car for an hour with a kleptomanic burn victim stuffed in their trunk. That's right - it's Santa stole our dog! You'll want to follow the Twitter (@ruffcutscast) for images from this one.

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This episode was published on December 22, 2019.

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Santa (Ed Asner!!!) steals dogs from small children to use in his hedonistic elvish pizza orgies at the North Pole; meanwhile a family sits in a car for an hour with a kleptomanic burn victim stuffed in their trunk. That's right - it's Santa stole...

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