FEMA is a Joke

We have two, count them, TWO of the nicest and most likeable guests this week! First, Fupa and Heather talk to Fox from the Conspiracy Soldiers Podcast, who happens to be one of the coolest podcasters in the business. He is just sick and tired of what is going on in the world. He also agrees that Billy Joel has a punchable face, so that instantly makes him one of us! Next, we have J Hizzle to give us a firsthand account of two of our favorite things here at Legs and Eggs: The Cape Cod Melody Tent and The Barnstable County Fair. We gave her the hard-hitting questions about what she saw, what she smelled, and how many mullets there were. We also have the return of fan favorite Inside the Actor’s Bathtub, Hillary’s Kill List (RIP Vince Foster), and next year’s Tony Award winning show “Dry Hump: The Musical”. Have you checked out the all-new Legs and Eggs website yet? No? Then what the flippety fuck are you waiting for? You can listen to all our episodes, visit all our social media (Hey, we’re on Insta now!) plus, do all your holiday shopping early at our incredible merch store! Just click here to start the fun!Want more Legs and Eggs? Of course you do! Join our Patreon for things like bonus content, signed pics, a Christmas card, a guest appearance, and most important of all, our loveOur County Fair t-shirts are back in stock after selling out (except XS. Who wears XS?). Get em while they are hot and check out all our other designs and products on our store.I am asking nicely. I love you. We love you. Please give us a 5 Star rating and leave a little review. If you do and send us your address via email or Twitter (X) DM, we will mail you a postcard signed by at least half of us! Or just say hi. We’ll still love you. You can always go old school and call and leave us a message. We just put a fresh cassette in the answering machine. 929-263-4165Have you ever wanted to sing in a No Loads Refused Cum Dump? Well here is your chance! Just download the Starmaker app and look for Sara the Ruthless for you chance to sing LIVE with Sara! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.