Fuck Everything - Single

by Jon Lajoie http://www.jonlajoie.com/ Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18 iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/f-k-everything-single/id452833194 Lyrics: Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck. Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible. What?! (I don't a give a fuck...) About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what (I don't give a fuck...) I literally don't give a fuck about anything I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything People care about shit, I say fuck everything Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun I don't need he _____________ And fuck toasters. I don't need to cook my bread And fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead And fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you Don't give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand And fuck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan And fuck the the movie the fan, staring westly snipes Demolition man's the only snipes moving your light And fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch And fuck my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes Fuck physical perception yo, I rather be blind Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke And I was awake too long, it should be half an hour at most And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time My dog has a tumour and he's probably gonna die, boy (I don't a give a fuck...) About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what (I don't give a fuck...) I literally don't give a fuck about anything Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup The girl says "small, medium, large? I say bitch I don't give a fuck She said I can't process your order if you don't pick a size I say fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck alright Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker And I don't give a fuck about liquidsizer They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place Like human semen when I get it all over my face I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead. Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote I call myself batyodie and I fight crime at night I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright I plagarise all the time, I do it everyday Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way And fuck perth, and anywhere in the world where jason tom is a bitch Searching for purpose in a random universe sucks dick Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way Did I choose if I give a fuck about ice cube trays If I wanted ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfuckin drag You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus (I don't a give a chainsaw...) About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what (I don't give a chainsaw...) I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about women yo I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck, so I do give a fuck... wait, what (I give a fuck...) About everything, I love everyone and care about everything (I give a fuck...) I literally care about every motherfuckin thing