Glory to the holes

Ahhh, life was so simple back in our day. This week, we Gen X-ers talk about what we were like in high school, and how thankful we grew up pre-internet so there is no evidence of our dumb asses. We discuss the reason why there are so many No Fap kids; lack of sex ed in school + internet=disaster. Trailer Sailor teaches everyone how to be a responsible latch-key kid. Special guest Karl stops by, Klem gives us Holes, and we are serenaded by the one and only Big Dick with Dick Pics. Make sure to tuck in your sweater and boil yourself a hot dog so we can stroll down memory lane together.Have you checked out the all-new Legs and Eggs website yet? No? Then what the flippety fuck are you waiting for? You can listen to all our episodes, visit all our social media (Hey, we’re on Insta now!) plus, do all your holiday shopping early at our incredible merch store! Just click here to start the fun!Our Patreon is where all the action really is. Early access, bonus content, Legs and Eggs swag, and if you dare to go Inside the Actor’s Butthole, Fupa Jones, the actor, will send you a signed pic of his butt. That’s right! Fupa’s ass can be framed and hung in your home! What are you waiting for?You can find Sara the Ruthless most evenings singing her heart out on the StarMaker app. Klem, Fupa, Heather, and even Captain Karl (the doll, not the real Karl) make appearances! Look for the No Loads Refused Cum Dump and follow SaratheRuthless. *We reserve the right to refuse any load. This is an 18+ room. Kids…you WILL get thrown out.Get your Legs and Eggs hoodies before they are gone like the t-shirts! You guys rock, by the way. New designs are added weekly, so check out the latest on Society 6 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.