House Party

Bob tells a few scary tales about prepping his parents' house for sale, while Miles earns money with his many gigs, including walking dogs, Ubering, and dashing. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/CTPjOxbG--8 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week am i chewing off your hand or something bingo bring me bring me my middle finger bingo wow Gosh, what a weirdo, I swear. Don't fight so hard. Oh, my goodness. Oh, it's telling me I can't do that anymore. Oh, well, we'll just do this then. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Static Show. This is Bob. Hey, everyone. Miles with Static Radio, I think. Why do you say you think? No, I was hearing all these weird noises, and then you finally came on, so I didn't know. Oh, because I was playing the music, the intro music stuff. Yeah, like someone throwing around a cardboard box or something. I'm like, oh, that's the intro music? Oh, okay. Well, maybe you couldn't hear it. See, look, Static Radio, there it says it right there. Mm-hmm.right exactly oh my goodness you're like on one tonight with your you know With your misremembrances and everything. You should probably go check that out. I was making fun of your family and you got a little pissed off. You said it was serious. You're like, oh, seriously, I can't remember. Now you're making fun. I thought your daughter had a menial job. I'm sorry I thought that. I was incorrect. I wouldn't even call that a menial job. I'm like, no one's ever talked about that. This is not… You tell me things. This is not the topic of conversation. You tell me things, and then you're like, oh, no, no, no. Oh, Monroe. I'm like Ted Knight over here. I don't know. Oh, okay. I just thought she was a janitor. I didn't know. I'm sorry. Sorry to all the janitors out there. I thought your daughter was a janitor. Well, INo one's ever said that, ever. I don't know. You're like, oh, she takes a lot of shit, let me tell you. I'm like, oh, she's a janitor. Okay. No, come on. I never said that. I don't know. Sorry. I didn't know. So it's almost Halloween, right? So the show will come out. It's Halloween. This is Halloween. This is Halloween. One of your favorite times of the year. Yeah. I don't know. We've done many little side things about Halloween, and we have them out on the YouTube and so forth. Right. But I actually have three… Well, maybe one scary and two mildly scary stories that happened to me that I've been holding on to now for almost a year. Okay. I'm listening. I'm just letting my dog out. Sorry. Oh, for fuck's sake. It's always something with this guy. I'm a dog walker at night, and I try to do this show while I got my phone, juggling my phone underneath my third chin, and then…I've got to make a living, okay? Oh, by the by, your daughter's a janitor? Well, you know, I've got five jobs. I've got to take care. I've got to dog walk a little to make some money, okay? There, okay? You're like Mr. Gig Economy here. Don't worry, Bob. I'll be there. I'm just going to be doing some Ubering and some door dashing. I'm just going to say that. I'm like, hey, I've got to get in the car. If you could just hold on for like two seconds, I got to run this up to the door and take a picture, okay? That's my ghost story. Here, I'm going to tell a heartfelt ghost story. Please. I got to tell this shit. All right. Before the guy cries, please tell the story. I might cry. Tell your ghost story. I actually have more than one, and this is a serious freaking story here.Oh, okay. This is serious though he's i'm telling you he's grouchy so i've been decided, I'm trying to decide if i'm even going to tell it. That's the problem, right? And I thought, Well, it's Halloween, I should probably tell if i'm going to tell this story, now's the time. And, you know, some things bother me, and i don't talk about them for a long time. And this is one of them. And so I'm finally thinking, well, maybe if I'm going to do this, I should do it now. So I got to walk the dogs. And by the way, I got to go. I'm going to change the filters in the furnace. Hold on a sec. Please tell it so I can make fun of it now. Go ahead. Okay. Oh, you're not going to make fun of this. You're going to be fucking freaked out. No, I'm going to laugh the whole time. Okay. So I have never even mentioned this. This is how, you know,weird i am about things so my mother passed away about a year ago correct and i've never talked about it on the show correct well uh so three things have happened to me since my mother passed away that is very freaky and scary okay okay the first one was um so she passed away and then i kind of took over to be the person to kind of get some things done, right? So I'm, you know, talking to our neighbors and and i'm like you know, we're going to be doing a sale and all this kind of stuff. And I was getting things ready. And I was at her house doing this, right? Prepping everybody because it's it's you know, it's a terrible thing and yes then the neighbors are all wondering what's going on.Okay, here's what's going to happen. So I'm prepping everybody trying to be a good guy. And I've been over the neighbors telling them, you know, that there's going to be a sale at this, at the house and so forth. I come in the house from doing that. And there's a phone ringing. inside your late mother's house. Inside my late mother's house. There's a phone ringing. Um, as i walk in the door, phone starts ringing. Now you're like, who, so what? Right? No, I'm getting sucked into this story already. Okay. Wait, wait, I'm not even gonna laugh. There's a little, there's a little backstory to it. So, uh, my mother had a landline until probably four months or five months before she passed away. And I convinced, I set her up with a system that basically used the cell phone that I had purchased for her to be her phone. That's all she was using at this point. And the landline was just a bunch of people trying to sell her stuff. So we disconnected the landline and I set up a system technical, you know,I'm not going to get into the particulars, but I set it up so basically she could use her cell phone and it would ring on her regular phone inside the house. Okay. All right. Well, she's been passed away maybe for, at this point, probably about a month, right? When I walk in there. Number one, there is no landline anymore. Hasn't been a landline for probably six months at this point. Okay. And there is no cell phone. Hmm. At this point, I had the cell phone, but I did not have it with me. It was at my house where I live, which is hours away. I go into the house. A phone is ringing. I totally freaked the fuck out because there should be no way in the world that this phone is ringing because phones need power.And they need something to trigger them. Right. Correct. And this is just after I had launched through talking to people about selling stuff. So I left. I didn't even finish what I was going to do. I left. Did you not answer the phone? I didn't know where it was because it wasn't in the room with me. There's three phones hooked up to this thing that I set up. One was right there in the living room where I was at. One was in the kitchen. And one was down the hallway. And only the one down the hallway was ringing. Which was my mother… I don't know if I want to hear any more of this. I left. This is freaking me out. I'm freaked out now. I'm completely freaked out. It gets worse. You're freaking me out, dude. So I totally freak out. I gather up my stuff and I leave. I couldn't take it. I couldn't go find the phone. I couldn't take it. I didn't even say anything to my wife. I said, I'm on my way home.And I finally told her after I'd been home for a while, I said, I got freaked out because this phone was ringing. She's like, well, maybe it was an old cell phone. I go, no, I have everything. At that point, I had gathered up anything that was like that or any important stuff. And basically at this point, I had prepped the house to start selling things. We had gotten past all this other stuff. finding important papers and all that kind of thing. So I'm totally freaked out. And then, so I did go back. I mean, I did do, you know, complete my duties and everything, but I got rid of all the phones the next time I was there. I took all the phones and got rid of them. Poltergeist when they take the TV out of the motel room. That's right.It still scares me. That's why I wasn't sure about talking about it. That's number one. Number two. My good friend helped me. So we have the sale. Sale goes off. There's still stuff left. I'm giving stuff away to people that I know and so forth. And then all you're left with is the stuff that nobody wants. Yes. Yes. So my wife and I and some neighbors and a good friend of mine, we clean out the upstairs one day, right? And totally clean it out. So it's totally empty. But we had a dumpster for stuff. And so put it in the dumpster. So then I had to get another dumpster for the basement because I couldn't fit any more into it, right? So I get another dumpster. Well, then it's just me.Right. I didn't ask everybody because the basement wasn't quite as crowded as everything else. So, um, and I wasn't the stuff down there. Nobody wanted, it was just, you know, stuff and upstairs. I'm like telling people to take stuff, you know, take it if you want to take it, you know? And, um, so anyway, I go down there, uh, by myself again to clean out the basement, which they had a walkout basement. So, You know, everything was down right by the door that goes outside. And so I was just carrying stuff out and putting it in and everything. I come, just get started doing that, right? Mm-hmm. I come walking in and it sounds like something, like a bookshelf full of books falls over upstairs. Mm-hmm. Like the whole house rattles. Mm-hmm.like shakes violently as I step in the door. There's absolutely nothing upstairs. It is empty. I mean,...