I Kill People

Album: I Kill People by Jon Lajoie http://www.jonlajoie.com/ Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-kill-people/id404680350 Lyrics: Did you miss me? Aww yeah, what? What? MC Vagina is right back in this bitch 2009 is the year I recoded this song Still not loving police Still got love for the Vaginal crease Player haters beware because... Guns don't kill people Uh-Uh I kill people With guns (pow) Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at? You think you can front with me? You better watch your back Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible I'm invisible like, well I'm not really invisible I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in the nursing home Old people burning, old people burning (Put your hands up) Old people burning, old people burning (That's kind messed up) What? What? you got a problem with this? Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts I-I mean punch your nuts Sucking them would be gay And I'm totally not gay I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?) Guns don't kill people Uh-Uh I kill people With guns (pow) If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load All over his chest and face and down his throat. Cause I don't give a fuck I'm crazy Like Mel Gibson No, wait, that just makes me sound racist. Listen. I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money You can't afford expensive things cause you don't have a lot of money HaHa you want these things but you can't afford them That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (I have more money than you) Stupid poor people, stupid poor people (You can't even afford food!) When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me And they always have orgasms cause my penis is so big 25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the Anthony Hawkins of cock The Albert Einstein of dick I'm The Beetles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls The Anne Frank of erections.. Uh, that's inappropriate... Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right. My lyrics are like the movie the Shashank Redemption .....They're really good. Guns don't kill people Uh-Uh I kill people With guns (pow) I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed... But it's probably around 7....thousand 2005 plus 4 pennies Representin the North side C to the anada, Bitch Oh yeah, women are actually good for 4 things Cooking Cleaning Vaginas And their sisters vaginas