It's Truck Month!

Happy Truck Month for those that celebrate! Have you put your decorations up yet? It’s next on our to-do list because we have been too busy. Sara the Ruthless has been stuck in traffic and is SICK AND TIRED of the damn tourists on Cape Cod. Fupa has been back in his hometown visiting with his younger brother. Heather had an uninvited guest. Klem is losing it over the humidity, climate change, corporations, and Ukraine. Legs and Eggs Productions is getting a copyright and we’re gonna be rich! Plus, Anarchy, Communism, and Affirmative Action, OH MY! But tomorrow, we decorate.We’re also behind on our celebrating because of fucking technical difficulties. One time. Just one time, we’d like all our equipment to fucking work when we start. It’s really turned into a 20-minute fiasco every time we try to be professional and record. Ok, professional is pushing it, but you get the picture.We told you guys! We told you! If you call us, we will play it on the show! 929-263-4165 These voicemails weren’t for us though, they were for Hunter Biden. We are lucky enough to have the audio of Hunter playing his answering machine. He REALLY enjoys listening to his messages.Wanna be like all the cool kids? Well, then it’s time to join our Patreon! Everyone’s doing it, so you know it’s awesome. Trailer Sailor’s Abortion will give you things like exclusive content, a shout out on an episode, Legs and Eggs swag, and most importantly, a tarot reading by the one and only Sara the Ruthless.We know you added our phone number to your contacts already, so stop being lazy and add our email address in there too. And don't forget to call. We miss you. [email protected] merch store is a great place to go when you have had a couple and have your credit card out. Screw Amazon. Bezos is already a billionaire. Shop small. Shop Legs and Eggs. Check out all our exciting merch.Don’t forget to follow us on Facebook and Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.