Joe Versus the Volcano (1990): "Dude whose kink is luggage."

Joe (Tom Hanks) works a shitty job at the home of the anal probe and Mr .Waturi (Dan Hedeya) isn't arguing that with you. After never ever feeling good, Joe goes to see Dr. Ellison (Richard Stack) who diagnoses him with a rare brain cloud and tells him he's only got about 6 months to live. A mysterious benefactor, Graynamore (Lloyd Bridges) appears on his doorstep to give him an opportunity to die like a man and sacrifice himself for the minerals on Wapani Woo. Joe is given credit cards (in his name) and a personal driver, Marshall (Ossie Davis) to get him ready for his final journey. Joe then meets a series of Meg Ryans (DeDe, Angelica, Patricia) he FINALLY makes his way to the island to immediately jump into the Woo. He discovers everything he might know about himself might not be true. It's Joe vs the Volcano this week on Doom Generation.