McLovin Butt

Bob rents heavy machinery from McLovin, while Miles gets put in his place at the pharmacy. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/A7L0hgP4QSA Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Oh, yeah. Okay. I swear to God, you just said my butthole. No. I don't know what you're talking about. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Static Show. This is Bob. Hey, everyone. This is Miles with Static Radio. Talking about his butthole. Talking about Bob's b-hole, apparently. Mm-hmm. Oh, whatever he's into. Considering the week you've had. Yeah, that's true. That's true, yeah. I believe, wasn't it in Clerks, all holes filled three? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't know. At the good old video store there? I don't know what I think about that. I can't talk about some things that happen to me. Yeah, talk about everything that happens to your old uncle Miles. I've got secrets. It changes. Tell me, Miles is a secret boy. That's right. I've got lots of secrets. You hear one? Can't tell you.Oh my goodness. I'm tired. So, you know, I've been doing yard work. Yeah, I'm always doing the yard work. I've been doing a lot of DIY stuff, you know. Yeah, you love doing that. Down in yonder. I don't know. Do it yourself, right? Yes. And I've rented I talked about renting the stump grinder a while back. I've rented a couple more things since then. One of them was a little mini bulldozer thing. Like a bobcat? Like a bobcat, but even smaller. You stand on the back of it And you got a big scoop and you scoop up stuff. I've been moving rocks. Skid loader. Like a skid loader. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Did you just look that up or something? I know rednecks. I speak redneck. I speak redneck. Yeah. Continue on. Some other languages. Yeah. So anyway, the place that I go to get these things, it's like a family run.you know, kind of place. And so, you know, there's on the inside, I mentioned on the outside, those guys, you know, we were going to outside on the inside. It's, it, it's like a grandpa and his grandson, uncle Jesse that work. No, not uncle Jesse, but the kid who the younger one, right. But he's, You know, he's not that young. He's probably like 30 or something. Yeah. Looks like McLovin. Ha ha ha! with a glass like christopher mince plentz his name is and looks like mcglovin he's got glasses. He's just kind of gawky and gangly and and he's always like frantic. Every time i go there to get something, you know, he's frantic. Or more so bringing it back because so like normal when you get it, I mean, he goes through and gives you the paper. You gotta sign away your life, you know, on this line that says basicallyyou're responsible if you kill yourself or you kill anyone else, or, you know, you lose a digit or two, um, you got to sign all this stuff. And, uh, you know, you guys, where you got big weekend plan. And, uh, yeah, I was going to hang out with you. What do you think? Yeah. And so then, so I bring them back the skid loader. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, and so he usually checks you back in. So you, you come in and he's, he's like, okay. And he's like, is it out? It's outside. Yeah. It's out the side door. Woo. He runs out there, you know, and he checks it over to make sure I haven't broken it. Um, yeah. And checks to make sure I put gas in it. Cause that's one of the big, sure. Yeah.you have to spray it down. You can't bring it back all filthy. Right. Well, that makes sense. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Spaz. So then, but this one last time I went, he, he did that and he goes, okay, nobody's here yet. Uh, bring it on around back and we'll get it off the trailer. Uh, and, uh, I'm like, okay, so I drive around into the yard and, uh, I'm, you know, get parked and I'm doing the wind down, you know, to put the foot down so you can take a hitch off the back of the thing there. Oh, yeah. And, oh, my God, I thought he was going to throw a fit. I wasn't doing it fast enough. Come on, man. He's like, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.Or his hands in his pants when he was doing this? Well, no, his hands were out front of him waving me. You may ask yourself, how did I get here? Do you want to do this? Yeah. I swear he's got 100 cups of coffee every morning or something. It's so weird. He seems like a real nice guy. It's really weird to have McLovin, you know, be your… Would you have him at your house for supper? No. I wouldn't have anybody at my house for supper. What are you talking about? Well, I know. I just want to check and see. Sometimes you get a little weird and you're like, well… No. Well, no. I mean, he seems like a nice enough guy, but… Would you let him go to your house and, like, do work, guard work? Or he'd be like, you're too frightened? No. No, I wouldn't. Yeah. Me?Yeah, he's nice. I don't know. The relationship that we have built as customer and rental merchant is fine with me. And then his grandpa's in there. And I mean, he seems like he's all there. But I mean, he kind of just meanders around. And I'm like, because, you know, McLovin is like a chicken with his head cut off running around. How's it going today? Yeah. I think it's going to rain. How do you leave a poor lock in suspense? What's on small tech? Well, he just kind of, you know, doesn't really wouldn't answer the questions or no, I mean, He might ask you, are you being helped? And I'm like, yeah. And he's like, wow. He's just kind of hanging out. Are you related to that weird kid outside? They have to be. They look very similar. He looks like really old McLovin. Yeah. But it's just kind of one of those weird… When you first walk in, you're like, I mean, it really looks like him.I mean, he's really… It's like, is this for real? And then he acts real spastic like that and everything. I didn't see his ID, so I don't know if he was from Florida or whatever, but his name is not really McLovin. Yeah, right. But yeah, I'm like, this is uncanny. I should sneak a picture next time, right? Yeah. I feel bad if I do that, but I really probably, you know, people aren't going to believe me. I'm like, you got to come to this rental place and see McLovin at work, you know. Hey, can I drive the skid loader? I don't know. Can you? Can you? Yeah. So, yeah, McLovin helped me take that off the trailer, and then he's, like, shooing me away. Everything's in a rush with this guy. You're not a man. You're half a man.I try not to be in a total rush like that for the most part. I rented a skid loader from McLovin. How many people are going to say that? Not many. And his grandpa. Jesse's. Well, I don't know what his name is. I didn't ask. I didn't ask what either one of them's name is. As far as I'm concerned, it's like McLovin, you know, the third and original McLovin. I don't know. Yeah. Well. So, yeah. You know. But I don't have any. I'll have to wait. I don't have any rentals coming up soon. I'm done with my project. And so I got to wait for a new project later in the year here. Mm-hmm. So no more McLevin stories. Although, you know, he's just a delightful young man, other than the spastic nature of his persona. I'm sure you'll be back. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, it was one of those things where, you know, I didn't want to… I don't want to pay the money that it takes to rent these things. But when I… Moving rocks, I'm like…Okay. I'm going to pay the money. And I'm like, God damn, this worked really good. I'm never going to, I'm never not going to pay the money again. It just works so well. I paid a hundred dollars for the GD machine. Better work. Right. Better work. Yeah. Being lovey will be mad if it doesn't. But no, I was like, yeah, I made, it made the quick work of everything. having that deal, and I got the hang of it, man. I could really scoop those rocks. What? I got done scooping rocks. I filled holes. Oh, all right. No bragging, man. No bragging. I went out in the yard, and I got some dirt and filled in holes. Oh, good for you. Good for you.I know you're not into hole-filling. You're more into… I'm into hole-filling. But, you know… I had some hole-filling. Yeah. But, yeah, McLovin. McLovin Rental. Yeah. You can get a skid load for that. Yeah. But I would highly recommend, if you've never, you know, rented… Rented from McLovin and his grandpa. Rented from McLovin. It might be worth the… It might be worth the look. Yeah. And grandpa talks a lot, yeah. Well… I wanted to ask him, like, are you Joe Biden's speech writer? What are you? Okay. Look at that guy over there, clapping, huh? All right. Well… Yeah. But it's weird having the celebrity lookalike for a rental, you know, person. They also do weddings, by the way, just in case you need to know. They rent wedding stuff. You want doves? We got doves. Chairs. I got the tents. The cake stand. The tents. Yeah, they do it all. It used to be Bob's Pants. Well, I was going to say, yeah, you beat me to that one. I was going to say it used to be Miles DeShiki. Yeah.made it into two tents. So what's going on with you, sir? Uh, well, I didn't rent anything thank god but i had a chance to spend some time with my oldest son, miles jr uh this week that's nice. He's always a busy he's a busy lad he's hard to pin down. So I, uh, yeah, I can imagine. He's like, oh, hey, I got nothing to do. I go, hey, I got nothing to do. Let's run some errands. And he goes. Anything like his old man. He's never where you want him to be at. Pretty much, yeah. Like, yeah, we can either really work on something like this skid loader or just F off. Yeah, we can just F off. And he's like, well, I have to go to a couple places, including this big chain drugstore, which we will not name. Right, Dave? Oh, what?Right. Yeah, let's go. Right. So we went to ride aid and, uh, we get there and there is no one in line, which is like very unusual. Very interesting. He's like, well, I've got, you know, I'm trying to order some stuff. I'm having some problems with it. So we should go in. I said, okay, we go in. There's no one there....