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Bob is angry about the state of online commercials, while Miles finds his McDonald's doppleganger. _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/Tq_HJ1cKaB4 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week yeah that's what I'd like to hear Bye. Bye. There it is. Did you talk over the gong? Are you there? What? Yeah. Are you going to say this is Miles or no? Well, no, this is Miles, but I think you talked over the gong thing there, so I could not really hear you. Oh, sorry. There's a gong at the end. There's a gong. Get it on. Bang a gong. Bang a gong. Get it on. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Listening to the sounds of old T-Rex. Welcome. Are you the holiday spirit, Miles? Welcome to the winter solstice, which is static radio. Thank you. We're the winter solstice. The planets have aligned and the show continues. Okay. That's what I say. That's what I say. That's what I say. Kids, are you listening? Yes. Yeah. And back in my day, the show always went on. That's right. Pantless. Yeah, no matter what. That's right. No matter what. Oh, my goodness. Now, I'm going to bring up a subject here that is not a typical subject that we talk about.Well, don't get into that. Don't let your imagination run there. And many fantasies were learned on that day. Have you noticed there's this trend here lately? So you and I went to film school, right? And we were taught A couple of things, not really too many, but a few things. And I've noticed this trend on online video. Everybody's so fucking lazy. They're even lazier than we are, which is hard to believe. They have people holding these tiny little microphones up by their face. And then they hold it up by the other person's face. Those microphones are really cool, but… I mean, we were kind of taught to you don't see the microphone unless it's like interview style and then you have a regular microphone to kind of portray that rather than a microphone that's actually supposed to be hidden, which is like a lavalier mic. And it drives me fucking batty. Not only that, they're so lazy. Here inI don't know, in Iowa, do they have sports betting? Yeah, donkey races. No, no, I mean like real sports. Yeah, they do. They do. They do. So in Missouri, they just opened up the online sports betting on December 1. And we've been barraged for now over a month with commercials. It's coming. Sports betting is coming. There's going to be sports betting. And all these commercials online and so forth are so shitty. There was one, I don't remember what the sports bet was, but it's literally a guy standing behind a water cooler with a coffee cup on top of it and a microphone sitting in the coffee cup. And he's talking about how sports betting is coming to Missouri. It's like, they're like, hey, Billy, make a commercial for Sports Betty, Missouri. Well, how the fuck am I supposed to stand here? Just put the microphone in a cup on top of this so it'll be the right. Okay. Let's just take random, you know, objects in the office and stack them up to where we can have the microphone so I don't have to hold it.Hey, this is Mark McGuire. They'll be betting in St. Louis pretty soon with the betting circles. Pretty soon. Pretty soon. Then I see one with the uber-famous LeBron James. Okay, right. And he's holding the little tiny microphone like he's a goddamn fairy up to his mouth. He's obviously on his phone because it's vertical and He's got the phone on the table, and he's just staring down into it. That is the commercial. Hi, this is LeBron James. Sports betting is coming to Missouri. Why would he care about sports betting in Missouri? He got paid. He got paid to do it. He's paid a lot of money. He probably got paid a million fucking dollars to stare down into his cell phone holding a gay fucking microphone. Why don't they have Ozzy? What's his name do it? Ozzy Smith.Ozzie Smith, yeah. He's a hero. Come on. Well, I don't know. I'm just saying. I don't know. It just is driving me totally bonkers. And Deardorff. They could have him. He lives in St. Louis. Deardorff and Harts. Come down and have a steak. Here at Deardorff and Harts. But it's just driving me batty how shitty. I mean, the commercials are shitty. They have big names making shitty cell phone commercials. People are doing Domino's commercials in their cars holding these little freaking microphones. Hi, I'm Carol Channing. Just clip it on your shirt. That's what it's for. You can hide it. I know these microphones. They have magnets. You can put a magnet and you can hide it on your shirt. That's what you do. I notice it's more like on these Facebookclips where these guys are like on the street talking to like these women that have been, you know, out and about and drinking, whatever, ask them like really inappropriate things. And then, you know, women say, you know, something Friday night. Yeah. All right. No, but they've got the same setup. It's like this little teeny microphone and they're like, you know, like girls, would you ever kiss another girl? Hey, here's my little, uh, fame microphone. look at it. You do know, you may not know this, but i know this. They have holders for those microphones to make them look like a regular sized microphone yeah they do and they don't know anything we don't want that no no we don't want that we and the other thing is it helps with vibrations and, you know, people rubbing their fingers on it going Right. cordy no, they're justlike hold it like it's a turd. Little tiny. I'm picking up turds micro penis oh my God. I'm just like, it just, it just drives me nuts. I was, you know, and the thing is because now we don't, there's not really television. Nobody watches television. It's all streaming. Those same commercials are on all the streaming services that play commercials. Like if you get Netflix and don't pay enough or, Peacocker don't pay and Paramount don't pay the upcharge to not have commercials now. All those commercials, those shitty commercials are on those. Right, right. Oh my, you know, I feel it. I feel, well, I'm mad because I hate it. I'm also mad because shit, we could have been doing this all along, making big bucks. Why weren't we doing this? It wasn't allowed. It wasn't allowed. Exactly. It wasn't allowed.I'm like, just take a minute and you can hide it in your shirt. It only takes like two seconds. No, we don't want to do that. I mean, what makes me so mad is these people are lazier than you. Yeah, pretty much. And that is pretty goddamn lazy. Yeah. That's pretty. You know what grinds my gears? Peter Griffin. You ever wonder? Why do people hold microphones? Why would LeBron James do a cell phone commercial? LeBron James calling. Yeah, I was just like, I was just thinking about it tonight. I was just like, this is making me so angry. I can't look at these things. This is Billy Gibbons calling for onslaught. I'm right in here in my sleeping bag. Sleep inside my sleeping bag.Let me do a commercial for sports betting. This sports betting is literally a billion-dollar business. Mm-hmm. Let's not put inequality into any of the commercials. I'm the ghost of Pete Rose, and I'm here to tell you that St. Louis is coming alive with sports betting. Sports betting. It raises the dead. Mm-hmm. Anyway, I don't know if you noticed that or not. Just saying. Yeah, just more or less those men in the street things that I like to watch. I suppose I should have known that it's all like women sitting on food or eating bananas. One time. One time I watched something like that. All your relatives out on Friday night going, hey baby, what would it take how much would it take for you to put your tongue down this other chick's throat? Wait a minute i gotta get my tiny mic over by you. Hold on a second papa might give me this. Yeah. The, uh, no, it's just, I don't know. I don't know why it drives me so crazy, but it does. It's like, oh my gosh. Now I'm just gonna start dming you all these videos now i'll be like hey look at it no don't it violatesbasic human decency. I'm being harassed. Sexually harassed. Facebook already hates me already. I've already been in trouble twice with Facebook over posting stuff. I've never been in trouble on Facebook. I know. I've just quit posting on Facebook. I hate Facebook now. What do you mean? Facebook was your first love. Well, we're divorced now. We're divorced now, man. Your every breath that I take. Nah, man. I love Facebook. It's the best thing in the world. It holds me incredibly. It loves me. Not anymore, man. It rubs my feet. I'm TikTok all the way. Oh, my God. You know, the Chinese own TikTok, my friend. I don't care. I don't care. I love the Chinese. They're my favorite. You know who owns Facebook? Mark Zuckerberg. Well, I don't know, but I bet he's pretty rich. I don't know.I'll put my credit card information here on TikTok. It's all safe. All right. I don't know. I mean, but I know this microphone thing is just driving me nuts. I'll get you one of those little microphones and send you out and around talking to people like a little. Have you ever kissed another girl before? Would you kiss a rabbit between the ears? One has 50 bars and holds back. I've got this pocket full of quarters. Yeah. All right. Dick Smothers here. Yeah. I heard he was using that joke. I heard he used that joke on that poor little girl from Love Boat actually. That little girl. Yeah. Yeah. As old as you are. Okay. Well, I'm just saying back in the day, allegedly, I believe she's telling a story where he said somethingto her, something like that. Well, it's okay. It's all right. I'm not defending Dick Smothers. I bet you do. I bet you do. You got that look on your face. You mean Tommy or Dickie? I can't remember. Dickie. Dickie, really? Yeah. Look it up. What are you reading here lately? you know, the, like to expand myself and watch different things. Okay. So, uh, uh,...