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EPISODE · Jul 30, 2011 · 3 MIN

Michael Jackson Is Dead

from Jon Lajoie

Album: I Kill People by Jon Lajoie http://www.jonlajoie.com/ Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-kill-people/id404680350 Lyrics: (ALL lyrics in parentheses ( \" \" ) is what the media and most people have been saying about MJ since about a decade ago, up until his death.) [Talking] \"Oh my god, did you hear about Michael Jackson?\" \"Yeah, I heard about Michael Jackson. It's crazy, right?\" \"Yeah, I can't believe it. All of a sudden, the media is on HIS side.\" \"I know, it's crazy, right?\" [Singing] Michael Jackson is dead, don't pretend to give a shit, you? motherfuckin' hypocrites, remember what you said he did. Michael Jackson is dead, no you never gave a shit, so why are you pretendin', you motherfuckin hypocrites. \"Michael Jackson's such a freak!\" You hear it a thousand times a week, on every fuckin' TV screen, and every fuckin' magazine. Yeah sure we liked him for a? while, for a few years when he was in style, then someone said \"he's a pedophile and fuckin' boys is what makes him smile.\" Then there was a punchline every day, about his \"skeletor-like face\" and how he \"loves 12 year old balls\" We didn't care if it was true or false. So don't pretend that you give? a fuck, keep talking 'bout how \"he sucked 12 year old cock, and went from being a cute little black kid, and died as a white skeleton robot.\" Michael Jackson is dead, don't pretend to give a shit, you motherfuckin' hypocrites, remember what you said he did. Michael Jackson is dead, no you never gave a shit, so why are you pretendin', you motherfuckin hypocrites. Remember when he dangled his kid from a balcony, I wasn't hearin' you call him legendary, And when we heard that shit about the Culkin kid, We said \"Oh my god, Jacko's motherfuckin' sick!\" \"He likes fuckin' kids! He likes fuckin' kids!\" Nobody was talkin 'bout his music. Now if I said? he died chokin' on a kid's dick, you'd say \"Oh my god, that's so offensive!\" Well fuck you, you motherfuckin' cunt ass bitch, Everyone in the news? you hear from motherfucking cribs, On your high horse sayin' that I'm a demon, 'Cause I say \"you overdosed on a boy's semen.\" Michael Jackson is dead, don't pretend to give a shit, you motherfuckin' hypocrites, remember what you said he did. Michael Jackson is dead, no you never gave a shit, so why are you pretendin', you motherfuckin hypocrites. [Talking] \"Oh, it's so sad that Michael passed away, we loved him so much!\" Really, really, did you love him? Because from where I'm standing, it kinda sounds like you HATED him, and that you called him a freak, and that you wanted him to die. But now that he's dead, you love him, and \"he's a legend,\" and \"he's so amazing, oh we love Michael Jackson!\" How about you go FUCK yourself, you big bunch of fuckin' hypocrites. Here, I'm gonna do this for you, I'm gonna do this for you. [Singing] \"Billy Jean was not his? lover, of course she wasn't, she had a vagina, She was older than 12 years old...\" Fuck you, hypocrites!

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