Radio Friendly Song

Album: I Kill People by Jon Lajoie http://www.jonlajoie.com/ Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Gs4xGw1Eg iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-kill-people/id404680350 Lyrics: It starts soft like a thousand other songs that you've heard before Except in this one they do a little du-du-du-du-DU-dum-du-du So you try to change the station but it's playing on every one A bunch shitty-ass chords and lyrics recorded by a fucking moron And you assume the the general public is not that stupid You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this But you are wrong They wanna know the stupid motherfucking lame cock-sucking cookie cutter radio friendly song And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song Un-o-ri-gi-nal me-lo-dy Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot, something's wrong While these douche bags are all still alive singing these ass-licking songs All these fucking unoriginal pussies that don't have anything to say I'm not homophobic, but this song is so fucking gay You can barely retain the vomit that's raising in your throat And you assume that everyone will think that this song is terrible But you are wrong They wanna know the stupid motherfucking lame cock-sucking cookie cutter radio friendly song And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall And at the office they all love the new radio friendly ... Piece of shit oh what a sucky-ass piece of shit I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this corporate bitch singing this stupid motherfucking lame cock-sucking cookie cutter radio friendly piece of shit God I hate this shit!