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Bob fixes the dryer, really, while Miles gives his work neighbor a Rorschach test. GAMES, like old-school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/AM-WcL92ULc Bob fixes the dryer, really, while Miles gives his work neighbor a Rorschach test. Bad AI Transcript There you go. There you go. Thank you. Hey, everyone. This is Jebediah Yoder singing your favorite rap hits. This week, I will sing Up In Here by the great DMX. Let's hear it, Jebediah. Your grandma's going to be wishing you were fishing something. I don't know. Let me digest your holes in your chest and... Maybe you need to print out the lyrics, Jebediah. I don't know the lyrics. Jebediah doesn't have printer. He doesn't have to print out. Maybe you should get that hammer and chisel and a rock. I'll have to talk to my son, Noah. Noah, you're there. Oh, my God. Hey, everybody. Welcome, Orienta. We have... Yeah, I don't know. It's funny voice night tonight, everybody. Have to do a funny voice to be on the show tonight very funny so uh how's everybody doing? It's like 100 degrees around here hey a lot of ball sweat Yeah, it's very sweaty. That's for sure. I'd like trying not to be outside because it's so oppressive.How about you, Miles? Is it hot in there? It is hot in the city tonight, Bob. Yeah. Hey, I read a statistic that people in Iowa are more likely to die of cancer, like they're the fourth leading state out of the 50 for people dying of cancer. I think that actually is true, yes. Yeah, it is. It's true. We're right up there, yes. Yeah, you're way up there. That's for certain. Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised. Man. Yeah. Yikes. What are you doing against that? But we're 50th in autoerotic asphyxiation deaths. Oh, really? I don't know. How'd that happen? I don't know how that is. It's really skewed. It's weird. It makes no sense. Do you think there's any kind of correlation between the two? Well, when you're good at one, yes. I don't know. I've got the cancer, but I'm not going to wank myself to death. I can't do it. I've got prostate cancer. No wanking.It's just me. Well, I hope you're doing okay. Don't drink the water. I think that's the problem. Too late. I drink this freaking iced tea every day around here. Oh, my gosh. Boy, if you get the new Lipton Ivermectin blend, you'll probably be all right. Oh, yeah. No, it will never happen. You'll probably be fine. It takes care of the cancer, and the COVID, and a million other things that you could possibly run into, you know, brain-eating amoebas and all that kind of stuff. I choose death over taking a horse tranquilizer for my health. Really? Or a horse, not a tranquilizer, but a... Horse medicine? Be warmer, whatever the fuck it is. Be warmer, yeah. You know, I've always said, do they have the rural king up there by you? No, come on, we can't afford that. You got Farm and Fleet?farm fleet some shit. Yeah. I don't know perhaps yeah I've heard of it okay any one of those places I've mentioned, if you know, if the shit goes down, get yourself to one of the TSC tractor supply. Any one of those places is going to be your refuge. Whenever, you know, stuff starts going south. Oh, Because they have, number one, they have weapons. Yeah. They got medicine. Right. Now it's for animals, but that's okay. They got clothing and food that'll last forever. Yeah. Because it's all uber processed and like packaged individually. You know what I mean? And they got bait. I didn't really put that much thought into it, but okay. Jail and otherwise. I've never seen that, but okay. That's fine. No, I've always said if everything goes to hell, head right for the rural king and barricade yourself in there. You'll be fine. It's like that old James Brolin movie where he's locked in that department store with those Dobermans. He's got to kill him with their bows and arrows and stuff. Oh, yeah. That's a great one.I was thinking more of Dawn of the Dead, but that's okay with the zombies. I was thinking more of Killdozer, but I don't know. He was in that as well. I love the 70s. I love the 70s. You know me. True enough. I fixed my dryer last night. You can fix anything. Well, from the looks on people's faces inside this house, that would be a shocking statement, I think. Dad, shut up. You're stupid, Dad. So the dryer was making this hellacious noise as if there were owls being crushed. Oh, God. And I'm like, well, let me look this up. Oh, Jesus. And sure enough, I figured out, well, there's these little rollers in your dryer that hold the drum so it turns, you know, smoothly. Yeah. And sometimes their bearings go out and then they get stuck. And then, of course, it just goes... Anyway. Yeah. And so I'm like, well, just order me the parts. So we get the parts ordered, you know, and then they were supposed to show up, I don't know, days ago or whatever. Anyway, they...I love how Amazon delivers on Sunday, which just blows my mind. You know, living my whole life where you don't get any deliveries on Sunday. Right. Now, all of a sudden, Amazon's like, fuck that. I'm delivering everything. And we get like three deliveries on Sunday. I'm like, what are these people doing in my house? They're not allowed. It's Sunday for Christ's sake. Go home. Leave me alone. Don't look behind that curtain. Yeah. Yeah. Quit looking in my window. Quit taking pictures of my porch, for Christ's sake. I was thinking about more Wizard of Oz. Don't look behind that curtain. Anyway, go ahead. So anyway, they deliver everything late on Sunday. As well, they work late on Sunday. I'm like, God, these poor people. Everything's gone to hell as far as jobs and stuff. Right. You got to work late on Sunday? I mean, what kind of world are we living in? Anyway...They leave it there, and so I'm like, well, you know, I got to get this done, right? I watched a video on YouTube of this guy who bumbled through it, and I'm like, God damn, this guy is the worst. He had to take things apart like three. Like, why is this video the number one video for fixing a dryer? This guy basically took this thing apart like two or three times, and then, well, I had to start over again. Wow, Christ. Here's the next house fire story. Jesus. Fuck. So it took him, he said it took him like an hour and a half. And I'm like, I'm not very good at this kind of stuff, right? So I like at least two hours, two and a half hours, I figured. And so I start, I dig into it. Yeah. Because basically you have to disassemble the dryer, right?Yeah, that seems hard. That'd be hard. Yeah, I know this is not. We're out of Miles title territory. Yeah, about five minutes ago, I'm like, fuck, I don't want to call the guy over immediately. Like, you fix it. Here's 50 bucks. So I start taking it. I figure out and start taking apart. Now, the problem is the model that the guy in the video had is not the model that I have, of course. Oh, of course. Top of the line. So I got to figure out how to pop open this motherfucker. And so I finally get it apart. And actually, mine was better made because it had extra parts in the video they didn't have holding things together, bracing and whatnot. And so I was like, hey, we paid top dollar for this. Yeah. This is great.You're like a combination of Professor and Mr. Howell from Gilligan's Island, I think. That's right. Oh, my God. Lovey. Bring me my wrench, Lovey. No, I'm – so this gives me a throwback. I grew up being the wrench guy. Yeah. And I did not like it one goddamn bit. Right. Right. Because I was the youngest. And so my brother, my father, I was always the fetcher. I would fetch things. So now that I am the one, you know, I guess in command or whatever. Command. Yeah, in command. I do not have a fetcher usually. It's a very rare occasion that I actually ask somebody to fetch me things. We're busy. I just usually use that opportunity to take a break and get something to drink. You know what I mean? I was a gopher. Yes, thanks, Michael. And so I'll take that opportunity when I have to go get the other wrench to go down, get something to drink, get something to eat or whatever, some chips or what have you. It's just a little break at that point since I have to walk out to the garage and go get stuff. Waddle.Well, yeah. So the weird thing is I'm really not, I mean, you say I fix anything. I'm not a fixer, although I will try historically speaking, but as I've gotten older, I'm like really grouchy about these things. And I'm just like, I'm just going to do it. Oh, you're getting your serious face. You get like your, your crunched up eyes. You get. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like Clint Eastwood of handyman. Yes. Yeah. I can't whistle. Anyway. Trying to do the good, the bad, and the ugly there. Anyway, so I'm like, yeah, I'll just do it. And everybody's like, you can't fix that. You can't fix that. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm going to fix this. It's going to take a while because I don't move very fast, but I'll get it fixed. And what I've noticed is now...that I'm, you know, Mr. Gotta fix it. I'm also Mr. Always hurt myself. Oh, here we go. The bad knee. Here we go. No, no. Thankfully I did not hurt my, I am very careful on the knee. Yeah. I dropped the, uh, I had to take the whole front of the dryer off to get to this drum. I think the whole thing apart, take the front off. You can take this brace off, take the drum out. You got to take all this shit out. Right. Right. There's not really much to a dryer that I found out. And I was like, God, you know, even though I got the best one, it looked like I paid too much probably. But anyway, I dropped one of the panels right on my hand. So now my hands all bruised up. I look like, you know, I don't know what I look like. So it seems that just comes with the territory. You know what I mean? Yeah....