S05E12. Cup of Bugs

Special Guests, TRB formerly of The Retail Rant and Heather D Flint Water/ If Bozo was president/ An old toad of a man/ Heat Stroke - the new 5 hour energy drink/ Tommy in a hot tub/ "Not The Mama"/ A Parking Lot bar/ The Ghost of Tommy's Future/ Wave runners/ Hot N' Heavy/ TRB makes an announcement about the future of "THE RETAIL RANT"/ Ranty breaks down THE RIBS/ Completely "Miser"/ The Pinwheel Wizard/ Getting a suit at the Men's Warehouse/ "I Guarantee It"/ Randy's "Plus One" for Tommy's wedding/ An Exceptional David/ Confusing Tommy/ Tommy's wedding band/ Man releases bed bugs into an office/ Fistfuls of bugs in my pockets/ TRB has been banned/ What happened with THE ONE?/ Rent-A-Friend/ The Return of Woof McGillicuty?/ Tap the Tommy for some alcohol/ Imagine a dead Tommy/ The Grim Reaper is your worst fear/ Shark Reaper/ Crumpled up piece of kleenex/ My fun chair/ The Ranty Gentleman/ THE PODCAST WAR/ A Neck Pocket/ Introducing Plan B/ Seeing Funnel Cloud Charles in real life/ A Blonde Phase/ What Gives?/ Silverback Thompson/ Online dating nonsense/ "I get all the replies"/ Dread and the Infinite Panic/ Mr Desperate/ Bribery date/ Missed Connections/ Tommy leaves/ Bow Tie Saturday Night/ TRB has stories about driving for Uber/ Heather D comes on the show/ Heather is all riled up from watching Jersey Shore/ Heather knows the MTV schedule/ Catfish/ Hot Studmuffin/ The story of how Heather met her husband/ Heather thinks Randy is only good enough for a 6/ Under the table Chic-Fil-A Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search "Miserable Retail Slave" on the Facebook! Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: @miserableretailslavepodcast Follow Randy on Twitter: @mretailslave Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2 Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss (Episode 167)