S07E12. Love Letters Into the Abyss

This weird, wacky world/ Tommy's show with Kevin Farley, meeting Kevin, and talking about Chris Farley (1:15)/ All the OMG Girls ran out of White Claw and do they make pumpkin-spiced White Claw (3:40)/ The world rebooted two weeks ago and now we have White Claw (5:05)/ Kevin Farley's best friend (7:25)/ Dan Akroyd on Joe Rogan (8:50)/ Dan Akroyd spooned with a ghost (10:21)/ what Tommy believes (12:24)/ Ego in creativity (16:27)/ Learning to throw a boomerang (17:14)/ Gretchen Witmer - fix the damn roads and Tommy's platform (18:38)/ Two old guys in overalls (20:30)/ Tommy's liver health (21:42)/ Job interview reform (24:14)/ Can Ric Flair copyright his woooo? (26:01)/ You can't copyright inflection (28:00)/ The caricature debate (29:13)/ what's the stupidest thing you've done (32:50)/ The church sign writer is the hardest working person in America (35:00)/ Facebook Dating (41:35)/ This New White Claw World - nothing is punk rock any more (42:00)/ Mid 90s PC (44:43)/ Slide into those Google Docs (45:36)/ The World Series of Comedy (50:31)/ One Night Talks - a no-priced text escort (52:40)/ Louis CK (56:35)/ The William Wallace of DVDs (58:00) Missed Connections (59:26)/ Hell Yup (1:02:34)/ That social bone (1:06:00)/ Peach(1:09:30)/   Fantastic Cranium (1:11:26)     Randy was assaulted and MRS becomes a big, dumb true crime show: My Almost Perfect Murder/ these called newspapers (3:15)/ paperboys? (4:30)/ Paperboy the NES game (5:50)/ "chew on this"(6:28)/ Tommy's tale of smartness (8:22)/ Tommy's vicious cycle (12:30)/ Tommy is going to dinner with Kevin Farley (14:20)/ Tommy's stupid voice is not Randy's (16:00)/ An argument over a blue t-shirt (17:20)/ an entitled retail encountered and bang blow (20:00)/ Tommy's faded glory and pre YouTube fame (23:00)/ a heartwarming bachelorette party encounter (25:11)/ conversation starting mustache (26:50)/ "that went over like a lead balloon" - Training Dad (28:00)/ the origin of "blow this popsicle stand" (29:57)/ Twinder (33:20)/ Marvel Girl (35:03)/ "I'm not as fat as you want me to be" (37:50)/ Tommy thinks GOOGLE is the weirdest thing (43:54)/ Keg stands (47:00)/ Randy signs up for Facebook Dating on the show (48:50)/ Running into someone in real life who rejected you via online dating (49:52)/ how does Facebook Dating work? (54:20)   (Episode 240)   Visit the Patreon page at Patreon.com/MiserableRetailSlave and get access to exclusive content! Call The Miserable Hotline!!! (810) 328-3826 "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya? Even better, come join our closed Facebook crew and enjoy the insanity. Just search "Miserable Retail Slave" on the Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/groups/832006570279942/   Leave us a 5-star, positive iTunes review...that would be so kind of you! Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/miserableretailslavepodcast   Follow Randy on Twitter: https://twitter.com/mretailslave   Intro: "Hard Times" by Dan "D-Boy" Amboy Check out his music: https://soundcloud.com/dan-amboy   You should most definitely subscribe to the show if you dig what you hear: If you like that iTunes, point your Internet right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/miserable-retail-slave/id527775275?mt=2   Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/miserable-retail-slave   If you enjoy grabbing your pods using something else: http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Meet the voices behind all of the idiocy. Randy juggles two jobs and is the miserable retail slave of the two. He lives outside beautiful Flint, MI, USA and struggles with being a lazy, yet overworked dreamer and a struggling, but barely trying writer. Tommy also lives outside Flint, MI with The Beloved and his two step daughters. He's a stand up comedian and a man of questionable common sense. Check out his stand up dates and plan a trip to throw tomatoes at http://tomethompson.com