Santa Drop

Bob's cabin neighbor in Colorado takes a header in the driveway, while Miles finds a homeless Santa just outside his fence. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/SJhZrw9yATY Bad AI Transcript of the show this week And there we are. Hey, we're live, mister. Live at 5. This evening, a crash on the 405 brings traffic to a halt. Big Dick McGee is on the scene. Thank you, Bob. We're flying over the scene right now. It's a horrible accident right now. Water truck and a vinegar truck run into each other. They just loud sound, douche. The horrible thing, Bob. Going back to you. Go back to the studio, Bob. There we go. Hey everybody, welcome to Stag Show, this is Bob. Holy crap, hey, Miles Tidal here, jeez. What was that, was it loud to you? No, I just, I saw your lips moving, I'm like, oh Christ, here we go again, like, man. Oh, well, unfortunately my lips move when I play the music. Your lips move, but I can't hear what they're saying. Yeah, exactly. Well, I'm saying…No, that is loud. Oh, okay. Sorry. Everybody, welcome. Get your speculums ready. Let's go. Static radio's on. That's right. I feel so out of practice, you know, so. I'm glad you could show up. I'm glad you could find the time in your busy schedule to do a podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. you know what I've been doing is for the last 26 years, I've been gathering up the minutes that you're late, and then I just spent some of them. But the thing is, I still got a pocket full. Because you're late every week. I was on vacation, and so we pre-recorded some stuff. Again. Again, that's right my gosh. You name it, this guy goes. Well, you know. This is like Dora the Explorer. I got to get it in. Yeah. I got to get it in before it's too late. You know what I mean? I know. First he's swimming with old people. Now he's like vacationing every month. I'm like, man, I'm in this guy thing. I'm waiting. I'm waiting to get my. I'm on the wait list for a hover round. Are you trying to get like free coffee from certain fast food places now? That's right.You got to sing your coffee for me. I want my coffee. God damn it. No, but I was reading, accidentally reading that if you're old, they may cut trees down for free, which I don't know if you've had a tree cut down, but it's very expensive and I need a tree cut down. Well, okay. I'm interested in this. Go ahead. Well, I have a… a tree that, no, I don't care about you. I mean, how do you just get to sign up for this? I mean, I don't care about you. Oh, okay. I don't know. I was reading and, uh, I said that there's some, uh, laws that say that if you're old, you can get the, like the state to come out of the city to come out and take down a tree for you. If it's, if it's going to fall on your house. Yeah. No. Well, I got to look into it more. I just happened to breeze through an article.I was taking a shit on the boat. I picked up a magazine on these. I was reading Sailor's Weekly. It was bingo. And, yeah, so now I got to investigate this because I got a tree I need to deal with at some point. You got a lot of trees. I got a lot of trees, but there's one in particular that maybe I need to deal with, so. Some other ones I can just let go. They can just dead trees in the yard. Who cares? Right. So, yeah. Um, so yeah, I went to, uh, I'm trying to think the terrible thing I've been on a couple of trips and, uh, not much overly funny has happened really. I've been fairly, uh, you know, sedate.Uh, the crazies have not been coming out to see me very often here. So yeah, the Alaska trip thing totally tanks. Well, I, yeah, I couldn't, I decided not to even go into it. Of course you got interrupted a lot too. Right. Yeah. I got interrupted a lot. Yeah. So yeah. So yeah, I went to, I went to Colorado, uh, recently, like last week or whatever. And, uh, that was, that was good. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So that was, that's a good show. That's a good song. Yep. Um, so yeah, so I, I, uh, you know, where, so we go to Colorado and we rent a cabin, a cabin, a cabin. Yeah. So, and it like has like three bedrooms or whatever, four bedrooms. And I'm there with family. Everybody's there. And, uh, and so this is a terrible story, but I'm gonna tell it anyway. So we got a cabin and there's lots of cabins for rent. We're way up in the mountains and Estes park.And that is near, I mean, it's like a stone's throw from the Rocky Mountain National Park. Sure, sure. And we went in there and everything. I always, I was trying to decide how to explain, like if somebody asked me, like when you go on vacation, what do you do? And I go, we do nature plus. Because we go and see nature plus we like stay in a cabin, a nice cabin. and go to dinner and things that are a little less rugged. You just say the nature part of everybody thinks you're camping. We did not do any camping. We stayed in a cabin with running water and everything. Toilet on the inside. They're never the best toilets, but they are a toilet nonetheless that's functional. Anyway, we're at this cabin andAnd, uh, the, we, you know, get there the first day and then the next day we've kind of gone off and done some stuff. And, uh, we come back to, you know, after lunch or something in the afternoon to kind of rearrange before we go out and do some more stuff. And, um, there's all in the cabins everywhere. Right. So it's not like it's remote or anything. It's just like cabin, cabin, cabin. And so I run to get something. Somebody had to have Pepto-Bismol or something, so I always get volunteered to go get things. So I run again, and I come back, and my brother-in-law is on our porch talking to this old guy, right? He's like, looks like… I'm trying to think of who he looks like. The guy from the straight story? Yeah, well, kind of. He had this gray hair and mustache. And I'm like, oh, you know, what's going on now? Because, you know, I don't want to be – I'm not friendly in the world, out in the world. I mean, I'm friendly if you say hi, I'll say hi. I don't want to stand there and talk to you. I wish people that you podcast with knew this.Like I just really knew this cause they don't really know this. I wish they would just, if they were to ask me, I would tell them, but, um, I don't like you. I'm friendly on these kinds of things and so forth. But when I'm, you know, on my own time, I don't know what you want to call it. I go out and I just want to do my thing and then that's it. So, so then my brother-in-law come, I just go straight in. I'm not, you know, he, he's occupied. I don't want to be involved in this. So I go in and I go hide. And he comes in and he's telling us this old guy, he's like, uh, he just would not, he, he goes, he just kept telling me the same things. He goes, he would just, he's like, uh, and over there, the elk come down from there. And then they come right out in front of your cabin and they, you know,make their mating sounds and then they head up over there and you know they come down from up here and then they'll be right there in your front yard right here in the cabin he's like his whole conversation rested on the fact that he I got all these pictures you know they come down from over there and he just did it over and over until finally I think we left and my brother oh I gotta leave and so then he gets in the car with us. He's like, God damn. And he tells us the story and we're like, Oh, you know, I dodged a bullet cause I just ran in the house. Yeah. No. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I'm a hide and like looking through the blinds. Like what the hell's going on? It was for you. Yeah. Yeah. No kidding. So then, um, we go out and, and do stuff. We come back cause we're all in a one vehicle, one big van. And we,I come ripping in, and we park the van, and this guy is outside behind his truck. And we come whipping in there, and he hits the ground. He falls down. This is horrible. What? He fell down. I don't know what he was doing, but he literally just took a header right there in the driveway of his cabin. right as all of us the whole van load of people are pulling into this other cabin he totally wipes out there was an elk what's that? no there was no elk anywhere no elk anywhere and so then he oh god and I'm like everybody's like in the car's like oh shit What do we do with this guy? Ignore it. Ignore it. That's what we're trying to decide. I mean, it's like an ethical conundrum. Right, yeah. Because you know, if you go over there… Let me tell you about the time. Yeah, this is going to be like an hour or something. Whereas if you ignore it, you're a horrible, horrible person.Well, thankfully, by the time we were getting out of the car, he grabbed ahold of his tailgate and pulled himself up. Oh, God. And so then we just ignored it because he was embarrassed. You could tell. He was like, you know, shaking himself off. He just took this dive. I don't know. He's getting some out of his truck or something. Anyway, so we all just kind of scurried in to avoid him. Because he was okay. Are you sure we shouldn't check on him? No. No. Oh, my gosh. I feel terrible. You guys are assholes, man. Yeah. Even though I don't want to talk to people, I'm not a horrible person. You know what I mean? Yeah. If he was still on the ground when I got out, I was going to go help him.yeah right yeah oh i was no you weren't. You'd be there. Why? What happened? Why? Because I saw him. I was driving and i saw him just take a dive. It was bad. And, uh, we all scurry into the house and hide. And then he, he, you know, plays it all off because obviously he was really embarrassed that he fell down. And, And so then the next day it's, it's like about dusk and I'll be damned. My brother-in-law is like, Holy shit. There's elk out here. Yeah. He's like, the fucking thing came down from over there. Came right into the yard. That'd be funny if the old guy's out there bare-ass naked. No, he came out. He came out. Yeah. But thankfully,...