EPISODE · Jan 20, 2023 · 39 MIN

Send Help Pt 1

from Terrible Person · host Terrible Person

Gary and Selena spiral through red-eye flights, first class chaos, and tornado turbulence on the way to Alabama. Edibles before takeoff, dry mouth at 30,000 feet, adaptive cruise control rage through Oklahoma and New Mexico, and a pet-friendly hotel meltdown after losing a cat inside a metal bed frame. Add Cracker Barrel meatloaf, a disastrous steakhouse tip, and a pizza-in-bed Goodfellas night, and the trip recap gets unhinged fast.Gary and Selena also break down awkward restaurant drama, sending raw steak back to the kitchen, ID humiliation over drinks, and the politics of tipping bad service. They touch on Britney Spears spiraling again, Madonna’s tour announcement, Carole Baskin rumors, flying anxiety, aging parents divorcing in their seventies, and the quiet existential panic of realizing adulthood is just chaos with better credit cards.