Serial Mom (1994): "Errbody knows Scotty be jorkin."

Beverly Sutphin (Kathleen Turner) is the nicest lady you'd ever hope to meet. She has a nice dentist husband, Eugene (Sam Waterson) and two lovely children, Chip (Matthew Lillard) and Misty (Ricki Lake), is friendly to all and she even recycles! Don't go stealing her parking spot like neighbor, Dottie Hinkle (Mink Stole) or Bev will make obscene phone calls. Don't insult her son like the math teacher (John Badila) or she'll run you over. Don't break her daughter's heart like Carl (Lonnie Horsey) or she'll stab your liver out. You better rewind those video tapes or you'll be beaten with a leg of lamb like that freak Mrs. Jenson (Patsy Grady Adams). And definitely don't wear white shoes after labor day like Juror #8 (Patricia Hearst). Beverly goes on a rampage in Serial Mom, this week on Doom Generation.