Spousal Advisory - From "I do" to "Why is It Crying?"

What this episode covers

In this installment of Spousal Advisory, we attempt to graduate into our newest job title: Parents. Spoiler alert: there is no onboarding, only chaos.Episode 2 follows the early days of newborn life where time becomes abstract, coffee becomes a personality trait, and love expands in ways nobody warns you about (including the part where we Google “is this normal” at 3:14 a.m. for the seventh time). Between diaper negotiations, whispered arguments that escalate way too fast for how little sleep we’ve had, and the sudden realization that babies do not respect schedules, we discover that teamwork is now less “romantic partnership” and more “emergency response unit with snacks.”Somewhere in the blur of feedings and tiny socks that disappear into another dimension, we start to figure it out. Kind of. Mostly. Ish.It’s tender, it’s unhinged, and it’s powered entirely by adrenaline, love, and the faint sound of a baby monitor judging us from another room.

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