Summer House Scandal, Big D**K Energy, and Aura Farming

What this episode covers

We're coming in hot this week... Haley, our resident pop culture correspondent, breaks down the Summer House drama that took over the Bravo Nation... why did Amanda do what she did, why did Wes get off so easy, and how Rihanna apparently slid into Ciara's DMs about Michael B. Jordan. This breaks Brianna's heart and her pipe dream of marrying him takes a hit.We also get into the Kit Kat heist, corporate greed, and Haley shares why Nestlé is cancelled in this household. From there, we chat about the WSJ study claiming kids do not bring happiness and what we want for ourselves personally.Brianna shares a genuinely moving cacao ceremony experience and the unexpected connection she felt to her grandmothers on both sides. Then we talk about how the gym can feel like a porno when people start stretching. Range.We wrap up with how we'd feel if a friend dated an ex and Brianna calls Dory from Finding Nemo "Doris"... We move on.

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