EPISODE · Nov 15, 2024 · 37 MIN

Tit Tats Pt 1

from Terrible Person · host Terrible Person

Gary and Selena recap a chaotic week that includes a Mesa “Love Pup” fest gig, surprise edibles from a listener, and the timeless debate of “soundcheck time” versus “leave the house time.” Post-show, they do the responsible thing: Dairy Queen—twice in two nights—then panic when the cashier recognizes them like they’re regulars at an ice cream bar.The episode turns into a full fitness showdown with an on-mic push-up competition (complete with accusations of double-counting and “I could’ve done 400 more” excuses). From there it’s stomach issues, food intolerances, and the eternal question: is dairy trying to kill them? They close by roasting the current state of Sister Wives, inventing a questionable “Post Malone half-brother” bit that absolutely needs a beep, and calling Gary’s mom mid-episode for a rapid-fire tattoo inventory and a truly unhinged sleep cocktail that sends the conversation straight off the rails.