Too Fast

Album: You Want Some of This? by Jon Lajoie http://www.jonlajoie.com/ Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=839DO8-0cY8 iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/you-want-some-of-this/id304413682 Lyrics: I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath When I focus my mind I always reach my goal But there's one thing I cannot control I come too fast, I come too faaaast A couple of strokes and my erection is a Thing of the past I come too fast, I come too faaaast Sometimes it's even game over Before I take of my pants I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates and about smint If the girls on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two But if we doggystyle oh man I'm screwed I come too fast, I come too faaaast I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a Girl sits on my lab I come too fast, I come too faaaast I'll swear I'll even shoot my load If a fly lands on my shaft