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Miles tries to have lunch while being gassed out by his wife and Desiree, while Bob wonders why there are so many wasps around this summer. GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here - https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ _ultp_btn_ic_right_circle_line_ultp_btn_ic_end_Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/Mg8PmZ9o5Ko Miles tries to have lunch while being gassed out by his wife and Desiree, while Bob wonders why there are so many wasps around this summer. Bad AI Transcript Do do do do do do do do do Podcasting live from Long Beach, California, Miles Tidal. Living in a refrigerator box underneath the highway. They keep pushing you in, and you wake up when you get wet, so it's a tough life. Yeah. Help him, please. Put some water on him. Leave his blowhole alone. Right. Is that a tidalist? Yeah. Aren't blowholes a weird thing? It sounds like a Seinfeld bit. You ever think about a blowhole? What's the deal? What's the deal? What's the deal? But yeah, I mean, how'd that work? You know what I mean? Because they still have a mouth. I guess they blowhole the nose that just moved over to the top of their head. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not into that.This evolution is just wild to think about, don't you? I mean, there's a lot of things that have a blowhole. Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah, I guess. I guess. Yeah. I mean, how does that happen? Does it slowly move up and then at one point it was like right between their eyes and it's like… This isn't working so good. We need to make it a little higher on the face there. I hadn't really thought about it, but I'll consult a cartographer. Because most of the animals with the blowhole are mammals. In fact, I think all of them are mammals. You're getting outside of Uncle Miles' range of expertise there, so I'm going to go with you on this. My comfort zone. I didn't really do good in the sciences in school, I'll be honest with you. You know, we went to college with the guy who helped bring the snorks to animation, you know, to the snork show, to television. Really? Well, we didn't go there the same time he was there, butWe went there shortly after he was there, I think. And the Snorks is kind of like the whole blowhole on top of the head. Do you remember this cartoon, the Snorks? No, I have no idea what the Snorks are. They look like Smurfs, but instead of Smurfs, they live underwater and they have like a snorkel on their head. If you will, yes. It's kind of bad, you know. They're called Snorks. Anyway. You know, maybe. I don't know. It's been a bad day. I'll tell you that. I've been concussed three times in my life, so I'm going to go yes on this. I don't know. Now, each time it happened, was it different or was it the same? Well, yeah. I mean, it was like trauma. Yes. I mean, the effects of it, right? You get hit in the head really hard. Yeah.No, I've been knocked out. I'm saying I have been knocked out in accidents probably three times at least. Three times? You got knocked completely out cold? Yeah. Really? Yeah. That can't be good. You tell me. I don't know. Thank God you don't have a blowhole because it would have gotten right in the blowhole. It would have saved me a lot of time. Blowhole. I have only, that I'm aware of, had one concussion. Yeah. And it was on those goddamn scooters that they had in school. Oh, God. Basically, somebody had the right idea to take furniture movers, shrink them a little bit, and give them to children to get pushed around on at high speeds. Yeah. Yeah. And I was laying on it. I got pushed right into somebody's kneecap and I just about, I didn't, I didn't pass out, but I saw stars. Yeah. And they just, they sent me home. Uh, the only time I've ever been punched in the face was, uh, playing scooter basketball.On purpose? Punched in the face? No, no, he meant to do it. I just didn't know it was coming. It wasn't like a kid that you would expect to like, hey, by the way, kaboom, you know. Never saw it coming. Had no idea that he was that upset about it. Well, were you grabbing his ass or something? He accused me of cheating, apparently. You can't cheat in school basketball. i was so horrible at sports, I don't know how i could cheat. You know, but i don't know i don't know either i don't know did you possibly have a blow hole that you were breathing out of uh maybe he was jealous. I don't know. Which would you rather have, a blow hole or gills? I'd rather have gills and a punch in the face. I don't know. Just curious. Yeah. Yeah.That's weird. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, I saw stars. This was in high school. They sent me home. I somehow got a ride home. I think my friend Mark took me home. I promptly go home. I go to sleep. Oh, you're not supposed to do that. Yeah, which is the number one thing that you're not supposed to do when you have a concussion. Right. Right. then my mom comes home, and she's like, she wakes me up, and she's like, what are you doing here? Right, right. I'm like, oh, I hit my head. Really hard. You'll get back to school. Yeah. Yeah, I remember that whole interchange, and she's like, really? I'm like, yeah. And she's like your brother. Yeah, and yeah, so then, yeah, I thinkYou know, it's probably good that, you know, nowadays they have a little more education on these kind of things because, yeah. This guy's got CTE now. Yeah. It could have gone either way, you know. I was like Schrodinger's cat while I was sleeping. It could have gone either way. Yeah, no one knew. Yeah, it could have been. Then my mom woke me up, and luckily it went one way. Yeah. Yeah. So whenever you got knocked out completely, how did you wake up? I'm in the hospital. All three times? Yeah. Really? Yeah. 101 was a car accident. One was a bicycle accident. Okay. No. And the third one? I don't remember. I think you're lying. I mean, it was two times. I mean, it was two times. Okay. Now the truth comes out. Third time. I was found face down by my bicycle. It was in Studio 54, and when the bubbles all popped, there I was.No. Naked as a jaybird laying on the floor. No. I was very sore all over. No, that did not happen. So you were found next to your bicycle. Thank goodness you weren't in the middle of the road, I guess. In the middle of the road. Chrissy Hines was there. It was a good time. Get in the road. You were the inspiration for that scene. Wait, stop the Cadillac, quick. Wait a minute. Look at that little kid laying by his bike in the middle of the road. I'll come out now. Should we help him, Chrissy? I actually have a new story right here. I will send it to you. I actually… Yes. I think you're gone. We'll see if he comes back here. He's now reading the news story to himself. Hello. Yeah, there you are. Yeah, okay. So you actually had the news story right there, huh? Yeah, no, I had made a photo album. Were you looking at your photo album while we were talking earlier? No. Now you are? No, I'm talking to you.I don't know what he's doing. Half the time he's going to the bathroom, everybody. I have some issues, all right? So, you know. I'm trying. I had a story for tonight, and I can't. Oh, I have a story for tonight. Here we go. Oh, my God. I thought that was the fucking story, the blowhole. I just wonder about things. Oh, my God. I'm like, this is the shittiest story in the world. Recently. Recently, this is a couple of weeks ago. So I noticed one day I was getting into my car and this wasp was trying to attack me. Yeah. I swatted it away, you know, and then I went into work and I'm getting out of the car and this wasp is attacking me. Again. A different wasp, I'm assuming. I mean, a whole different, you know,part of the country there at that point a different genus yeah i'm way far away from home. So I'm like, God, this, and then it happened more than once. I go places and this wasp was attacking me the whole day? No, no. It wasn't just randomly. I would, as i was going places in my car, I would get out of the car. There'd be a wasp right there. And I'm like, this is weird. Yeah. Right. It's like they have like, you know, they all got Motorola's and they're, you know, APB, problem and attack him. This is the worst Twilight Zone episode I've ever heard in my life, by the way. My glasses. I could read all these books, but I didn't. I have all my time in the world. So I'm like, this is weird, right? Because I was like me in every, you know, I just.I'm in different parts of the city, and there's wasps. And I'm like, I guess the wasps are really thick this year. Was it your honey cologne? That's right. I walk around drizzled in honey most days. That's so gross. I didn't want to do that. I drizzle a little bit on my neckline. I drizzle a little. You're weird, man. This goes on for weeks. And it's not like every time I go someplace it happens, but it happens regular enough to where I notice it. And so then one day I'm getting into my car and I open the door and there's a goddamn wasp in the back seat looking at me. He was flying up at my face. And so I'm swatting him away. I got the door open and I'm trying to get away, you know, and I'm like, this cannot be a coincidence, right?I look in my door, not the front part of the door that's by you while you're driving, but there's a cavity behind the door where you have a little space before the – like I have a four-door. Right. There's a wasp nest in my door. Oh, God. Don't even tell me this. Oh, Jesus. There's a big wasp nest in the door. Oh, my God. And this is why I keep seeing wasps is because my car is full of wasps. And it's on the driver's side door. So every time I open the goddamn door, they're all pissed off. There's a man on the wing. So I'm standing there. I'm like, there's a goddamn wasp nest in my door. So I leave the door open. I get away from the car. I leave it running still. As a matter of fact, I go inside.garage and I'm hunting around because we have to have some wasp spray