Very Super Famous - Single

by Jon Lajoie http://www.jonlajoie.com/ Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi6Ddd6eRqM iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/very-super-famous-single/id420495075 Lyrics: Aw, yeah, drop the beats In the planet of the Earth I am the most famous person of the world Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don't know who I am Because... (CHORUS) I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) Very super-famous You are not, so you are shit All around the world, people know who I am Even in the Chinese countries like Japan North, South, East, West, to East I make their panties wet like basements in New Orleans In the France language, girls say, "Montre-moi tes génitaux!" Spanish girls also say things, but I don't know What they're talking about 'cause I don't speak Spanish at all But they're probably talking about how my penis is super not-small I led the Vaginist Revolution in Russia They call me the Cockadile Hunter in Australia Wait, that sounds like I hunt penises--I don't; I do chicks In Iraq they found WMD's--Women on My Dick I'm Osama Bin-Semen, the vaginal terrorist On 69/11, I took down two chicks And a third girl inexplicably collapsed on her own Sorry, I just watched "Loose for Change," the pornspiracy video German girls devour my franksquirter in Germany I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea By that, I mean I had sex with a girl on her period--that's right I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight In England, the girls ask me to be or not to be The person who will take their anal virginity I always do, but I still make sure to use a condom 'Cause my sperm's so famous it could make you pregnant in your bum (CHORUS) I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) Very super-famous You are not, so you are shit If a lot of people know who you are, it means you're a talented artist In order to be super-famous, you have to be the most smartest When I'm on the red carpets or at celebrity parties Fat kids are on my dick like hot bitches on Smarties More people know me than there are people on the Earth In all the thousands of countries people are singin' my words Even in the countries where people die 'cause they're so poor They save up to buy my album instead of going to the grocery store 'Cause I'm more famous than food--that's right, you heard me More people know me than there are people who know how to eat I'm more famous than mountains, I'm more famous than watches And if you wanna hang with me, make sure your panties are crotchless I'm like Lee Harvey Oswald, I shoot really fast All over your face until your head flies back Back, back and to the left, back, back and to the left For your safety, wear a helmet and a semen-proof vest Yeah, the Eiffel Tower is a lot like my dick It's big and it stings when soap gets inside the tip My sex moves are like the movie "Die Hard With A Vengeance" They're awesome...and Jeremy Irons is a good bad guy (CHORUS) I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) Very super-famous You are not, so you are shit The girls up North wanna get all up in my butt 'Cause even though I'm Canadian, I'm more famous than Canada I'll light a dick-fire to warm up your cold vagina-hands Then I'll cover you in white like the Klu-Klux Klan All the Mexicans love me down in South America From Colombia to Brazil all the way to Algeria I'm Che Vagina, I liberate girls from oppressive pants I'm Fidel Asstro, the Dictator of Ass I'm Sodomy Hussein, the King of Being Hung I'm Queen Ejizzabeth, I wear a crown of cum I'm President Hard-as-a-Rock Obama I'm reforming the health care system--wait, that wasn't sexual... Proparopzzi follows me every day of my life I'm like Princess Diana except I am alive I'm like AIDS, everyone has heard of me I'm Happiest Inside Vagina, I got HIV I'm on the cover of magazines, the headline of the newspaper Reads, "Hide Your Daughter! MC Vagina's Gonna Rape Her!" Whoa, whoa, what? I, I didn't write that [Sorry, sorry, that was me, my bad] (CHORUS) I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) Very super-famous You are not, so you are shit Aw yeah, fame is like a tree: It helps you get pussy For all you French ladies out there, "Le feu sur le cheval était brisée...Bitches." I'm outta here, I'm going to a party with other famous people like Puff Diddy and Brad Pitts Peace off!