WTF Collective

Album: I Kill People by Jon Lajoie http://www.jonlajoie.com Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4zF36dPxE iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-kill-people/id404680350 Lyrics: Other rappers are comprehensible, not me. First on the mic, MC Confusing! I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact. I got more rhymes than Zach Braff taking a nap And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track Yeah you're whack cause everybody understands what you say. But when I get on the mic I make milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say "karate pencilcase" and put it on tape. Yo, I'm MC Insecure what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck And it took me 7 months to write the first part of this verse And now I've got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt (Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.) Yo, MC Amnesia, up in this bitch Woke up five days ago lying in a ditch Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit Apparently something happened that was traumatic. I used to have more lines but I can't remember them Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! (WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME? Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?) Yo, MC Public Urination, what what? I can take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalk Anytime anywhere I just whip out my cock And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch You other MCs can't handle this shit You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public You're all running to a toilet every time you have to piss Yo, fuck that shit, I just whip out my dick! Yo, MC Fatigue. Yeah that's me. Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep (snoring) I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad) Yo, I'm MC Doesn't know what irony is Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss She said "Come to my place I'll suck your dick" I said "Hell yeah bitch that's so ironic" I'm MC Gets sidetracked easily. My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that. Wait what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked. Yo, I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1,2 and 3 I liked those movies but the fourth disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a fourth? They had a perfect trilogy Yo, MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 and 3 Though I do agree it was a groundbreaking trilogy The fourth was awesome cause they added Chris Rock and Jet Li. Yo, I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walkin' down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass hoes There we go! Thank God I brought a change of clothes. Yo, I'm the MC with the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard. But motherfuckers I don't really have the time. So fuck that and come back to the chorus guy. I'm still singing the chorus. (Thank God we're almost done) I hate singing the chorus (Such a boring fucking job) I'm gonna take my forty bucks (That's what they're paying me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate then go to sleep)