EPISODE · Feb 24, 2023 · 5 MIN
You Are My Dark Cloud (Ep 153)
from PocketNeif Podcast · host Mike Neifert
What if someone turned "You Are My Sunshine" into a minor-keyed song about avoiding your archnemesis? It happened. I share "You Are My Dark Cloud" in this episode. Hope it makes you smile a few times. Verse 1: On Monday night, dear, while I was walking, I thought I saw you from afar. I ducked and darted down a dark alley. And I hid till you had gone. Chorus: You are my dark cloud, my only dark cloud. I feel so gloomy when you are near me. You've got to know, dear, that I avoid you. Please don't stay, just go a - way. Verse 2: You came and knocked on my door last Tuesday. I saw your face through the peephole. I slunk away and snuck out the back door, And stayed away till you were gone. Verse 3: At noon the next day, I went out shopping. I pulled into the parking lot. But then I spotted your F-150, So I turned and drove a - way. Verse 4: On Thursday morning, while in the breakroom, Your face popped up on my smartphone. I thought I’d blocked you; I guess I’ll have to, So you can’t call me a - gain. Verse 5: It’s Friday evening and I’m exhausted. I’ve run from you so much this week. I hope you’ll stay home and watch your TV, So I can get a good night’s sleep. 2018 Mike Neifert
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What if someone turned "You Are My Sunshine" into a minor-keyed song about avoiding your archnemesis? It happened. I share "You Are My Dark Cloud" in this episode. Hope it makes you smile a few times. Verse 1: On Monday night, dear, while I was walking, I thought I saw you from afar. I ducked and darted down a dark alley. And I hid till you had gone. Chorus: You are my dark cloud, my only dark cloud. I feel so gloomy when you are near me. You've got to know, dear, that I avoid you. Please don't stay, just go a - way. Verse 2: You came and knocked on my door last Tuesday. I saw your face through the peephole. I slunk away and snuck out the back door, And stayed away till you were gone. Verse 3: At noon the next day, I went out shopping. I pulled into the parking lot. But then I spotted your F-150, So I turned and drove a - way. Verse 4: On Thursday morning, while in the breakroom, Your face popped up on my smartphone. I thought I’d blocked you; I guess I’ll have to, So you can’t call me a - gain. Verse 5: It’s Friday evening and I’m exhausted. I’ve run from you so much this week. I hope you’ll stay home and watch your TV, So I can get a good night’s sleep. 2018 Mike Neifert
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