All Episodes

Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12)

Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 2: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 5-8)

Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 1: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 1-4)

Lecture 30: Faux Poet: Bringing Poets/Painters Together; Eagles/Hawks of Unlike Feather; Giving Jazz Man a Past--How to Write with Bite/Paint without Restraint(Gracious Guest Lecture with Rare Eagle)

'Tis the Season for Bloodletting Without Sanity, Mercy Or Reason--A Holiday Adjacent Horror Special with the One, the Only, Vampiress; We Talk Classics and Bloody Fanged Fantastics

Usual Ghost Faced Suspects Slick Flick Pick: Stoned Cold Killer--Glory Hole in the Plot; Rude Notes in Class/Cutting Another Hole in Your Ass (Chillin, Killin, Cind's Mom Drillin); (Scary Movie, 2000)

Pick 84: Slick Flick Pick: Slain at Lover's Lane--What's all the Fuss of School Bus? (A Hack, Quack, One Bizarre Brainiac); (Taking Possession of Obsession); (Drowning in Crime Waves); (Zodiac, 2007)

Retro Redux #4: Same Flick, Different Voice--Gracious Returning Guest Admiral Adam and I Discuss the Merits of a Scottish Special Agent Playing a Russian Commander); (The Hunt for Red October, 1990)

Special Agent Mormon SFP: Meatwaffle Sandwiches--Little Hand Says it's Time to Barrel Roll; 50-Year Storm and 25 to Life (Undercovers w/Tyler); (Adios Amigo/Bodhi out of Control); (Point Break, 1991)

RETRO REDUX #5: Axe Blood Slick Flick Pick: Gory, Private College Folklore--Insight from Flashed Headlights; That's Not How I Heard it, but I Fear it (Parkiller with Crazy Eyes); (Urban Legend, 1998)

Pick 83: Slick Flick Pick: Cartelenovela--Hugs, Not Eastern Facing Rugs; Waylaid Convoy, Kidnap Ploy and Attorney Turned Loose to Destroy (Human Trafficking Jam); (Sicario 2: Day of the Soldado, 2018)

RETRO REDUX #4 Tea Slick Flick Pick: Fatalitea--Harsh, Cold, and Both Missile Keys, Marko Takes Hold; Nuclear Turbulence (Merry Soviet Singing and Hail Mary Pinging); (The Hunt for Red October, 1990)

Lecture 29: Faux Poet: Cooling Irish Temper to Ice, Crafting Passion Poems Unfiltered and Precise--How to Write Incite and Read Dispassionately at Each Open Mic (Gracious Guest Lecture with Casanova)

Lecture 28: Faux Poet: When Writer's Block Takes Us Hostage, Will We Write Back, Craft and Publish with Potent Wattage?--How to Stay Busy Between the Lines (Gracious Guest Lecture with Poetletariat)

Lecture 27: Faux Poet: A Rusty, Antique Friend Falls Like Domino, Fresh Friendships, Like Bamboo, Grow--How to Slip Grip of Stage Fright Fear/Your Mind Clear (Gracious Guest Lecture with Phoenix)

Lecture 26: Faux Poet: The Irish Write Better than They Fight--How to Live so That You've No Regrets On Things Left Unsaid for those Near and Dear, Now Dead; (Gracious Guest Lecture with Jameson)

Pick 82: Slick Flick Pick: Mistaken Identification--Singled Out, Double Crossed by a Triple Agent; Concealed Weapons, Conspicuous Names and Two-Faced Dames (Don't be Decoy); (North by Northwest, 1959)

Pick 81: Slick Flick Treat or Trick Pick: All Hallows' Cleave--Strode in Survival Mode (Doomed Emergency Room); (A Nonelective Surgery Spree--Body Pillow Decoy Trick, Blood Slick; (Halloween 2, 1981)

Pick 80: Slick Hicks Flick Pick: Arrive at the Hive, The Queen, Revive, Acid Blooded Babies, Survive, Exfil Alive--Gutsy Ripley Steers Their Humvee (Unclean, Mean Michael Biehn Marine); (Aliens, 1986)

Pick 79: Slick Flick Pick: Rationing Compassion--Caught in Bayonets and War's Web (Wittness to Another World); (The Thin Red Line, 1998)

Pick 78: Slick Seedless Flick Pick: Demon Pumpkin Seed--This Stalker's Not a Talker and One Slow A** Walker (Full Moon Loomis); (He'll Roam Before He'll Come Home); (John Carpenter's Halloween, 1978)

REDUX #3 Feet Cold, Wet and Slick Flick Pick: Half in, Half out Feline--When Gabriel Falls, Mammon Rises; The Blackest of Lungs and the Purest Heart (Black Market Breath); (Constantine, 2005)

Pick 77: Slick Flick Pick: Ruthless Plans, Useless Hands--Baccarat and 3 Blind Mice (007 in Honey Ryder Heaven); (Cyanide Cigarette and a License to Get Salty, Wet); (Dr. No, 1962) *UnBONDed Series*

Pick 76: Slick Flick Pick: Interpoliticking Time Bomb--Killing Time at the Guggenheim (White-Collar Wartime Crimes); (Sweating Istanbullets); (The International, 2009)

Lecture 25: Faux Poet: Float like a Social Butterfly, Sting with Witty, Warm Words that Bite--How to Remain a Country Town Mouse with Keys to the City (Gracious Guest Lecture with Poetletariat)

Lecture 24: Faux Poet: Aim Huge but Launch only Arrows to Deliver the Emotional Death Blow--How to Write What we Need Without Extra for our Eyes to Read (Gracious Guest Lecture with Well Red Devil)

Lecture 23: Faux Poet: Some Read to Expel their Words, Others Seek Friendships Deserved--How to Find Courage to Foreign Worlds Explore and a Poet Stranger, Adore (Gracious Guest Lecture with Lokesh)

Lecture 22: Faux Poet: To Write Truth, Be a Self-Aware Detective; Dogged, Undeterred, and a Reflective, Sincere Sleuth--How to Afford Writing with Honesty when the Toll it Takes is far from Free

REDUX #2 Fog Juice Slick Flick Pick: West Coast Ghosts--Cross to Despair (Of Malone's Gold, Blake Takes Hold); (Madness Descends when a Waterlogged Wreck Surfaces); (John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980)

Faux Poet Teaser: Gracious Guest Nire Reading my Poem: Maritime Crimes (Forsaking Blake Was Their Mistake)

REDUX Bloody Hook Slick Flick Pick: Fishing for Death Threats--Billy Blue/Crab Gut Goo; Revenge is a Dish Best Served on Ice; (Choked Up Croaker Queen); (I Know What You Did Last Summer, 1997)

Lecture 21: Faux Poet: When Writing has Screamed it's Lungs Out, Remember The Gripping Power of a Whisper--How to Complicate Tame and Simplify Lame (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter Snyder)

Pick 75: Slick, Magic Trick Flick Pick: Hedging The Pledge--Always Leave Them Wanting Gore; Stranger Doppelganger Danger (Forgotten Knots and Bullet Caught Shots); (2 Halves Lie); (The Prestige, 2006)

Lecture 20: Faux Poet: Any Port in a Brainstorm (Connecting the Dots to Scribbled Thoughts)--How to Commit What Matters to Your Long Term Memory (Gracious Guest Lecture with Brother Art, an Artist)

Pick 74: Slick Flick Pick: Whore for the Fedora--Back-Alley Deal, Wounds that Won't Heal (Trust No Trollop); (Folk Antihero); (Trenchcoats, Tommy Guns and Violent Bank Runs); (Public Enemies, 2009)

Pick 73: Slick Flick Pick: Sibling Killing Spree--This Time the Mission is (Da)Mon (Ed Burns Through Germans); ( Wehrmacht, I'll see you in Ramelle); (Saving Private Ryan, 1998)

Pick 72: Slick Flick Pick: Rone Fibs a Drone--Captain Flint Will Handle It (Turning Right, When Told Left, in a Gunfight); (Downtime on a Rooftop); (13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, 2016)

Lecture 19: Faux Poet: When you Write in a Manner Concise, You Don't Have to Roll the Dice--How to Write Tight, Show not Tell, and Speak Well at each Open Mic Night (Gracious Guest Lecture with Nire)

Lecture 18: Faux Poet: Internal Infighting, External Righting: If Your Words can Make Them Feel, Write not to Harm, but Them Disarm--so They can Heal--How to Scrawl to Share Your Life and Save Theirs

Lecture 17: Faux Poet: Lending Fresh Insight-Putting Currency of your Poetry Where your Mouth is, Flowing to not Tell, but Show, Speak Too Soft, Nor Too Slow (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter)

Lecture 16: Faux Poet: From Primordial Soup to Inspirational Stew, When Creativity Slows, Take up Writing Kung-Fu--How to Maintain your Composure and Attain Tai-Chi Poetry (Dear Lecture with Fraulein)

Lecture 15: Faux Poet: With Your Last Words Written Down, Double Down; When Your Effulgence is in Doubt, Triple Shout--How to Compound Your Artistic Abilities and Fracture Your Dulling Debilities

Pick 666: Slick Flick Bloodbath Pick: Electroshocker Psychotherapy--Blood Vat Bath on the Warpath; Bulletproof Price/Gent of Dismemberment (VannaCUTT the F*** Up); (House on Haunted Hill, 1999)

Lecture 14: Faux Poet: Creativity Swept when the Promise of a Concept Goes Unkept--How to Break Free and Keep Your Poetry Both Profound and Carefree (Gracious Guest Lecture with Brother Jameson)

Pick 71: Slick Flick Pick: Maritime Mealtime--Dropped Shark Tooth, Submerged Truth and an Oceanic Sleuth (Amity Means Abandon Ship); (Jaws, 1975)

Lecture 13: Faux Poet: Sometimes Rhyme is Divine, Other Times Within Reason, but, to Your Poem's Flow and Tone, it Equates to High Treason--How to not Commit the Treacherous, Tempting Crime of Rhyme

Pick 70: Hey, Slick! Flick Pick: 30 Second Egress--Waingro's Got to Go Six Feet Below (Tense Diners and Body Bag Trunk Liners) (30 Seconds Flat, Café Chitchat, Downtown Combat and a Rat); (Heat, 1995)

Pick 69: Slick Flick Possessional Pick: Denzazel--What Goes Around Comes a Hellhound (From Goodman to a Man Possessed); (Cop, Cat and the Unholy Spirit); (Fallen, 1998)

Hellbound Binding 13: Slick Page Flip: Bear Beware, They'll Wear Your Wares--Eaters of the 13th Warrior, Which is Gorier? (Comparing Sword Skills Twixt 13th Warrior Film and Eaters of the Dead Novel)

Pick 68: Slick Flick Pick: Vikings and Fire-Breathing Things--Beware Those Who Wear Bear's Wares (Mist Forming, Fire-Worming, Village Storming); (The 13th Warrior, 1999)

Pick 67: Slick Flick Pick: Shining Stadium Lights on a Traitor--If Your Eggs Taste Like Shi*, They're a Hit (Who Has Jurisdiction over Addiction?); Drug War(un)fare (Traffic, 2000)

Hellbound Binding 12: Slick Page Flip: 'Till Death Rips Us Apart--I Now Denounce You Candyman and Candywife (He's Bad for Your Body Cavities); (Short Story: The Forbidden/Candyman Comparison)

Pick 66: Slick Flick Pick: Gory Folklore--Doling Out Depravities and Cavities; (Sleuth with a Sweet Tooth, Sweets to Dead Meat); (Candyman, 1992)

Pick 65: Wax Slick Flick Pick: Waxidermist--The Melting Point of Murder (Afterlifelike); (Sculptorturer); (House of Wax, 1953) *Triple Price Feature*

Pick 64: Slick Flick Pick: Puppeteer of Fear: Playing Chess with a Murderess (Admission Comes at a Tall Price); (Ghosts' Wrath and a Warm Acid Bath); (House on Haunted Hill, 1959) Double Price Feature

Pick 63: Slick Flick Pick: Cat Burglar in the Belfry--Fraud, Clawed Assault, His Façade and a Vault (Drat the Winged Rat); (The Bat, 1959) *Premiere Price Feature*

Pick 62: Slick Flick Pick: Neo-Whore--A Busty Broad and His Flawed Hat Squad (Brunette Starlet, Atomic Threat and a Cigarette Smoking Quartet); (Mulholland Falls, 1996)

Pick 61: Slick Flick Card Trick: Acrobatic Geriatric--Rather Reckless to Wear Her Necklace (Pretty Faces, Car Chases and Rooftop Hiding Places); (To Catch a Thief, 1955)

Pick 60: Slick Flick Pick: Unjust Desert--Straying Bodyguards, Playing Cards and Beer Bottle Shards (A Heart, Bad Place to Start--Surrogates, Miscreants, Sin and Bagmen); (The Way of The Gun, 2000)

Lecture 12: Faux Poet: Articulate Revolutions, We're Inciting, The Dumbing Down of Writing, Fighting--How to Brave Both Speech and Exploring the Forest's Reach (Gracious Guest Lecture with Fraulein)

Faux Poet Teaser #14 Full Reading of my Original Poem: A World Without Men Read by the Villainous Delight that is Athena and Teaser for Lecture Number 12 with Fraulein

Lecture 11: Faux Poet: Second Best is Less Stressed--Take from the Best, Your Own Skill, Contest, Write on Until, With your Own Work, You're More so Impressed--How to, Yourself, Outdo; Remain True

Pick 59: Slick Back Wick: Marker Thicker than Water--The Boogeyman Roams the Catacombs of Rome (Noir York City); (John Wick 2, 2017) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Faux Poet Teaser #13 Full Reading of Jack-o'-Bone by Susan Rooke (Read Devilishly by Falsetto Prophet)

Lecture 10: Faux Poet: Found Inspiration While Cracking Open a Book's Inviting Binding--Lover of Cats, Serialized Shows, Planting Seeds of New Writing where Nothing Grows (Cat Chat with Sydelight)

Faux Poet Teaser #12 Full Reading of my Original Poem: A Way Without Women Read Wickedly by Asset Athena

Lecture 9: Faux Poet: The Totality and Finality Found in the Vitality of Originality; Reciting What's Unread, Igniting What's Unsaid--How to, your Reader, Floor; Make, them, Demand an Encore

Pick 58: Slick Flick Pick: Twitchy Trigger Finger--Heavy Ordinance for a Skinny (Eyes in the Sky Watch Soldier Ants Die); (Black Hawk Down, 2001)

Pick 57: Slick Flick Pick: Brake Fade to Black--Miles to Drive Before He'll Sweep (Madcap Chap, His Death Trap and One Perfect Lap); (Ford v Ferrari, 2019) **With Brother Clint's Aural Appearance**

Lecture 8: Faux Poet: When Poetry Becomes a Malnourished Memory, Invite Yourself to a Poetic Soiree Where Thoughts Flow Freely--How to Add Longevity to Poetry (Guest Lecture with Rye Whiskey and Sam)

Faux Poet Teaser #11 Full Reading of my Original Poem: Hope Thievery Read Masterfully by Caro Blood Red Wine

Pick 56: Slick Flick Pick: Nutcase Clutching his Briefcase--I'll Speak in Graffiti so You Can Fuc**** Understand Me (From Caged Commuter to Enraged Shooter); (Falling Down, 1993)

Lecture 7: Faux Poet: Out of Desperation, Inspiration--From Inspired Desperation, Comes Desired Creation; Thief in the Bleakest Part of Night; Daylight to the Darkness of the Writer's Block Plight

Hellbound Binding 9: Slick Page Flip: Ride Faster, Schoolmaster--Pumpkin Seeds, Dark Deeds and Black Steeds (Ichabod, a Fiend Odd); (Story/Flick Comparison: Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Sleepy Hollow)

Faux Poet Teaser #10 Partial Reading of my Original Poem: Dry the Drummer's Eyes Read with Prophetic Intention by Falsetto Prophet

Pick 55: Slick Flick Pichabod: Trichabod or Treat--Witchy Kin, Her Slain Twin and Losing Townsfolk's Heads to Sin (Jack O' Scarecrow); (Headless Bit** in Charge); (Sleepy Hollow, 1999)

Pick 54: Slick Flick Pick: Unfair Welfare, Adoption, the Cleaner Option--One Unfit Mother, Two Affleck Brothers (From Starting in a Crack to Snorting It); (Gone Baby Gone, 2007)

Hellbound Binding 6: Slick Page Flip: Their Fair, His Lair and Batman Fanfare--Novel Read by Nightlight (Uncivil War); (Slave to His Past, Master of Your Future); (Novel to Flick: Gotham by Gaslight)

Pick 53: Slick Flick Pick: Jack the "Stripper" Ripper--Dark Vigilante in a White City (Playing Cat, Bat and Mouse in a Slaughterhouse); (Batman: Gotham by Gaslight, 2018)

Pick 52: Slick Flick Pick: Mexicontract Killer--Land of the Lobos (Cutting Blood-Red Tape with a Pretty, Blunt Force); (Sicario, 2015)

Pick 51: Slick Flick Pick: Punishing the Punisher--Renner, the Deliverer (Aglow in Her Imperfect Meadow); (Wind River, 2017)

Lecture 6: Faux Poet: Reciting Writing Begets Rewriting; Need to Read and Reread; Feed that Need, Read Aloud, Plant Seeds, Embrace Both Flowers and Weeds--How to Orally Concede and, Your Words, Read

Faux Poet Teaser #9: Discussion with Asset Athena on my Poem: All Hallows' Cleave

Faux Poet Teaser #8: Full Reading of my Poem: All Hallows' Cleave through the Spooky Voice of Spooky Aurelien

Lecture 5: Faux Poet: Perfection…upon Further Inspection; Reflections of Imperfections, Intense Introspection, can Rob your Poem of Affection--How to, Perfectionism, Silence through Poetic License

Faux Poet Teaser #7: Full Reading of My Poem: Easel of Havoc through the Enchanting Voice of Asset Athena**Inroad to the Next Faux Poet Episode**

Faux Poet Teaser #6: Partial Reading of My Poem: Easel of Havoc **Inroad to the Next Faux Poet Episode**

Lecture 4: Faux Poet: Proofreading Their Minds, Nevermind the Proof--How to, for Your Reader, Write, Excite and Delight (Auditioning for Your Audience); (Gracious Guest Lecture with Sweeney)

Faux Poet Teaser #5: Full Reading of My Poem: With Strangers Our Secrets We Share by Sweeney**Inroad to the Next Faux Poet Episode**

Lecture 3: Faux Poet: Strict Imitation, the Politest Form of Plagiarism--How To Perfectly Mold a Model of Perfection (Borrowing Isn't, the Law, Breaking)

Faux Poet Teaser #4: Full Reading of My Poem: Impolite Primate**Inroad to the Next Faux Poet Episode**

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 13: Dark Laughing Wizard Society--An Unlocked Door and a High Pinball Score (Cigar Smoke at the Park and a Broke Pinball Shark); (Pinball Wizard/Laughing in the Dark)

Lecture 2: Faux Poet: Discomposed Prose, Composed Composition--How to Find the Time to Rhyme (Gracious Guest Lecture with Athena, Goddess of Warfare, Wisdom and Writing)

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 12: Soupy, Madness Society--Panic Prone Appetit/Recoil 1 Gargoyle (Soup Swilling/Bloody Popcorn Spilling); (Double Creature Feature); (Dangerous Soup/Midnight Madness)

Faux Poet Teaser #3: Full Reading of My Poem: Pledge From a Passerby**With Asset Athena's Aural Appearance**

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 11: Dead Man's Salvage Society--Oceanic Panic/Undead Calm (Bottomless Coffee/Water Wraith Set Free); (Salvor Bloke/Butterdie Stroke); (Water Demons, Dead Man's Float)

Lecture 1: Faux Poet: How to Write Tight and Emotion Incite--Seizing the Aurally Pleasing Words (Gracious Guest Lecture with Emcee Brittney)

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 10: Dimension in Contention/Suffer April's Fool (Black Basketball and White Chalk on the Wall); (Silver Mistake, Sardo's the Fake); (Quicksilver/Super Specs)

Slick Tear Slip: Phase 4--Final Phase: From Slick Flick Picks to Slick Eye Slits (Celebrating Slick Tear Slip Films that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die) Tear Slip Scenes 13-16

Faux Poet Teaser #2: Full Reading of My Poem: How to Draw a Blank**With Emcee Brittney's Aural Appearance**

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 9: Midnight Locket Society--Decapitation Initiation (Hangman's Tree, Lost Frisbee and Bike Lock Key); (Redcoats and Noose-Tied Throats); (Long Ago Locket/Midnight Ride)

Faux Poet Teaser #1: Full Reading of My Poem: The Whole Tried World **With Asset Athena's Wrathful Aural Appearance**

Faux Poet Prologue

Slick Tear Slip: Phase 3: From Slick Flick Picks to Slick Eye Slits (Celebrating Slick Tear Slip Films that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die) Tear Slip Scenes 9-12

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 8: Nightly, Shifty Society--Crosses to Wear, Neighbors to Bear (Nocturnal Shift, Shifty Neighbors); (Blood Bags, Red Flags, Toe Tags); (Nightly Neighbors/Night Shift)

Slick Tear Slip: Phase 2: From Slick Flick Picks to Slick Eye Slits (Celebrating Slick Tear Slip Films that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die) Tear Slip Scenes 5-8

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 7:Dreamy Queen Society-Deceased Mister and His Released Sister(Living in Past, Dead in Present/In the Still of the Fright); (Contrary Cemetery); (Dream Girl/Prom Queen)

Slick Tear Slip: Phase 1: From Slick Flick Picks to Slick Eye Slits--Celebrating Slick Tear Slip Films that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die (Flicks 1-4)

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 6: The Twisted Calling, Prank Clawing Society--Ding, Dong, Witch and a Telephone Glitch (Crank Calls and Leg Break Falls); (Phone Police/Twisted Claw)

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 5: The Bookish, Dreamy Society--Babysitter or Nightmare Transmitter? (Escape What You Read); (Medieval Machine and Evil Extremes); (Dream Machine/Bookish Babysitter)

Pick 50: Slick Flick Pick: City of Angles--Sid Talks too Much; him, They Shush--Beat to a Pulpy Mush (Hush-Fstars-Hush); (Take Flight to Headlights); (L.A. CONfidential, 1998) *With Red Devil's Voice*

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 4: The Silently Grinning Society--Play Ball and Slay While the Sun Shines/On Blue Goo, This Jester Dines (Scary Pastime/Blue Slime); (Silent Servant/Ghastly Grinner)

Pick 49: Slick Flick Pick: West Coast Ghosts--Casing Banks, Chasing Breaks (Twisted Knee, Falling Free and a Robbery Spree); (Point Break, 1991) **With Brother Gambit's Aural Appearance**

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 3: The Backwards Matchstick Society--Fire Detection and a Dire Reflection (Unknown Firelight and Her Lone Flashlight); (Fire Ghost/Lonely Ghost)

Pick 48: Slick Flick Pick: The Myth of Sithyphus--Kith to the Sith, Kin to their Sin (Padme Takes the Long Way); (Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, 1999) *With Red Devil's Aural Appearance*

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 2: Under Moonlight, You'll Feel Fright--Locked Fire Door and a Twin Brother's Roar (Cursed Sun God Ra/First Full Moon's Lupine Claw); (Guardian's Curse/Full Moon)

Campfire Scarytales: Submission 1: Never Touch Another Match Scratchers Matchstick! (Crooked Stick Magic Trick/In Over His Head Raising the Dead); (Magician's Assistant/Sorcerer's Apprentice)

Pick 47: Slick Flick Pick: The Barbarity of Singularity--Her Eyes, the Windows to her Wetware (Hardwired for Survival); (Ex Machina, 2014) **With Brother Brooks Aural Appearance**

Campfire Scarytales: Podcasted for the Auditory Approval of the Match Scratch Society, We Quietly Confirm Your Fireside Initiation Introduction: Between Midnight and First Light

Pick 46: Slick Chapstick Flick: Point Pleasant Proves Unpleasant--Red-Eyed Moth Flaps, Memory Lapse and a Bridge Collapse (The Mothman Prophecies, 2002) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Hellbound Binding 5: Slick Page Flip: Devilish Devil in Blue Dress Distress (Blond/Brunette with a Cigarette); (Easy Reading/Book Comparison between Novel and Film: Devil in a Blue Dress)

Pick 45: Slick Flick Pick: Easy's Sleazy Case--Trailing a West Coast Ghost (Facing Debts, Chasing Coquettes and Misplacing Cigarettes); (Devil in a Blue Dress, 1995)

Pick 44: Slick Flick Pick: Outhouse Counsel, Broken Fixer-- Don't Carpool with Clayton (Memo Alarming, Fixer Strong-Arming and Car Bomb Disarming); (Michael Clayton, 2007) **With Red Devil's Voice**

Pick 43: Slick Flick Pick: Westernized to Cannibalized--An Infection, Bisection, Unnatural Selection and a Westward Direction (Where There's a Wilson, There's a Way); (Bone Tomahawk, 2015)

Pick 42: Slick Flick Pick: The Aftermath of Wrath--Thinking Inside the Box (Don't Make Brad Mad); (Seven, 1995) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 41: Slick Flick Pick: Premedicated Murder--Bent Broad in a Straightjacket (A Quack, Prozac and a Sleepstabbing Attack); (Side Effects, 2013)

Pick 40: Slick Flick Pick: Too Sharp, a Splinter, to Shred--The Rat has a Name, Four Teens Play a Shell Game and Save a Freckled, Foxy Dame (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, 1990) **With Red Devil**

Pick 39: Slick Flick Pick: Dirty Cash, Racial Backlash and Goulash--City of Racially Entangled Angels (Quieting Corruption, Disquieting Disruption and Rioting Eruption); (Dark Blue, 2002)

Pick 38: Slick Flick Pick: Gender Role Switches to Male Witches--Jocks, Nighthawks and Morlocks (The Covenant, 2006) **With Caro Blood Red Wine's Aural Appearance**

Pick 37: Slick Flick Wick: Man's Best Foe--Cry "Baba Yaga," and Let Slip the Dogs of Wick (John Wick, 2014)

Hellbound Binding 4: Slick Page Flip: Thick Weeds, Chin-High, Betray Thin Lies--Every Dolly Finds Their Folly (Sleeping with the Weeping Willow); (Comparison 'Twixt Winter's Bone Film and Novel)

Pick 36: Slick Flick Pick: J. Law Greets Her Deadbeat Pa with Chainsaw--One Cop, Teardrop and a Routine Traffic Stop (Winter's Bone, 2010)

Faux Ghostface: Killer or Martyr in this Halloween Two-Parter: Noah's Arc: A Tropical Blood Flood--Marooned with Mortal Wounds (Dark and Stormy Fright)

Faux Ghostface: Beware Fresh Piles of Bloody Goo in Chapter 22: Kieran Kilcox--The Couple Who Slays Together Stays Together (Calm, Cool and Unsuspected)

Faux Ghostface: Fates Unfurled and Lives Undone in Chapter 21: Nightmare Journal--Last Breath of The Morgue, Death to the Murder Board (Wretch A Sketch)

Faux Ghostface: Horror Run Amok and Aplenty in Chapter 20: Autopsy of a Criminal--Pig's Heart: Strange Place to Start (From Picnic Basket to Closed Casket)

Faux Ghostface: Found Murder Site Obscene in Chapter 19: Cutting Breakers and Wannabe Faux Gho Fakers--From Buck Knife to Butter Knife (Leaked Confessions Pique Obsessions)

Faux Ghostface: Lakewood Bodies Wane Lean in Chapter 18: Back Stabotage--Brooke a Leg (Carnival Sins Won't Be Forgiven)

Faux Ghostface: Branson's Arsonous Kindling in Chapter 17: Daft in a Backdraft--Goldilocks-ing Persuasion to a Home Invasion (Hoarding Recordings)

Faux Ghostface: Bubble Tea Caffeine in Chapter 16: Beware Lakewood's Scaregrounds and Unfun House--Brooke Wields Scissors, Noah Flees a House of Mirrors (Faux Gho Irons Out Seth's Shouts)

Faux Ghostface: Audrey, the Student Body Proves Rather Mean in Chapter 15: Brooke's Submerged Scream--High School Fearleader Costume (Brooke Wears a Bloody Crown While The Lakewood 5 's on Lockdown)

Faux Ghostface: Just Cause Your I.D. Says 23 Don't Mean You Ain't a Tween in Chapter 14: Fake I.D.'s and False Alarms--Eli Just Might Lie For He's a Sly Fstars Guy (Tripping on Party Favors)

Faux Ghostface: Will Audrey Meet the Killer Obscene, Unknown, Unseen in Chapter 13: Vacancy for a Slashing Spree--Kinky Plastic and a Corkscrew Drastic (Counterfeit Emails, Twilit Blood trails)

Faux Ghostface: Old Horrors Noah will Unshelve in Chapter 12: Harmful Pig Farm--The Bicurious Liar Scales Barbed Wire (A Backlog of Noahlogue)

Faux Ghostface: It's Lakewood 6, not 7, in episode 11: Tugging at the Digital Thread--From Brooke's Rock to a Headstone (Two Birds, One Wake for Jake)

Faux Ghostface: Fresh Wound Wrap-Up--Final Thoughts on Lakewood's Final Kids

Faux Ghostface: Lives End at Wren, New Horrors Found in Episode 10: Refrigeration Mutilation--In Deep Freezer Trouble(Malware Debugger, Masked Mugger and a Tree Hugger)

Faux Ghostface: Policing Lifeline Cut in Chapter 9: All Hallows' Deceive--Blood-Slick Trick-or-Mistreating (Costumed Prey at Their Own Soiree)

Faux Ghostface: Facing Stage Fright and a Dark Fate in Episode 8: The Dichotomy of Will--Daymare on Lakewood Street (Cutting the Insomniac Some Slack)

Faux Ghostface: Half in Hell, Other Half Heaven Within Part 7: A Date to Dismember--Emma Gives Will a Splitting Headache; (Will the Killer Strike or, Will, Spare?)

Faux Ghostface: Back to Sour Treats, Sick Tricks in Episode Six: Resting Creep Faux GhostFace--Will's Scared, Piper Spared, Mayor Maddox Prepared and Branson to Manson Compared

Faux Ghostface: We're Granted a Stay With Episode Five--Those Still Alive--For Their Dead--May Pray: Candle Lit Hypocrite--Doubly Dark Daddy Issues

Faux Ghostface: In this Fourth Episode, Bloodletting has Slowed: Lord of the Lies--The Slasher's Lair, Unoccupied, a Trail of Pig's Blood--Dried and Our Dear Trio…Trapped Inside

Faux Ghostface: Third Serving of a Kill Undeserving: Police Station Evisceration--Luring Riley Through Texted Smiley

Faux Ghostface: Second Slice of Tie-Dye Pie in a Dreamy Screamer Sky: Scaredy Alley Cat--Brute on the Loose, Self-Abuse, and a Nearby Noose (Friday Night Frights)

Faux Ghostface: First Slice of the Scream (Pi)lot: Viral out of Control: Noah's First Mistake: Waking up Naked atop Wren Lake

Faux Ghostface: The Lakewood Clan's Lifespan--Our Reflection and Dissection of the Lakewood Cast

Faux Ghostface: Killer Hiding Places and Blood-Stained Spaces--Free Mapping Lakewood's Slasher Spree Locations

Welcome to Faux Ghostface: Broaching Brandon's Mask

Pick 35: Slick Flick Pick: Bad to the Endoskeleton Bone--Slayground Surprise, Ashen Skies and Glowing Red Eyes; (Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991) **With Brother Gambit's Aural Appearance**

Pick 34: Slick Flick Pick: Whistleblow, will Crowe--Prying Inside Info from an Outsider (You're Gonna Get Your Slick Flick Fix); (The Insider, 1999)

Hellbound Binding 2: Slick Page Flip: Read Between the Humanoid Vines; (Book Comparison/Carbonless Copy Annihilation film and Annihilation novel)

Pick 33: Slick Flick Pick: Carbonless Copy--Further Down the Lighthouse Hole; (E.T.S.D.); (Annihilation, 2018) **With Brother Brook's Aural Appearance**

Pick 32: Slick Flick Pick: Ghostman in the Machine--Where High-Tech Thrills Greet Low-Tech Kills (Blackhat, 2015) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 31: Slick Flick Pick: Will Alicia's Throat be Slit, Skull Split, or will She, the Killer, OutWitt? (From an Old Rumor Mill-- New Blood will Spill); (Urban Legend, 1998) *With Caro Blood Red Wine*

Pick 30: Slick Flick Pick: Frostbitten Neck--Foster, the Fangless Imposter (Whiteout Fang); (30 Days of Arterial Sprays); (30 Days of Night, 2005)

Pick 29: Slick Flick Pick: Hassan has Some Nerve--Agent (Seagal in Free Fall); (Executive Decision, 1996)

Pick 28: Slick Flick Pick: Launch Key Largo--Jet Packs, Diving Masks and Shark Attacks (Thunderball, 1965) **Premiere of the UnBONDed Series** *With Red Devil's Aural Appearance*

Pick 27: Slick Flick Pick: Yautja vs. Yakuza--When Old-World Meets Otherworld (Predators, 2010)

Pick 26: Slick Flick Pick: Clint's Finger Gun and His Unforeseen Son (Gran Torino, 2008) *2nd Clint's Film Gamut Series* *With Brother Clint's Aural Appearance*

Pick 25: Slick Flick Pick: Two Ghost-Faced Dudes Deceive, Then Cleave Neve-- Prescott Red-Handed (Scream, 1996) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 24: Slicker Flick Pick: Blood is Slicker than Water (Blood-Stained Balustrade); (I Know What You Did Last Summer, 1997) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 23: Slick Flick Pick: Futuristically Sadistic--Leave Well Enough a Clone (The Thirteenth Floor, 1999) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 22: Slick Flick Pick: Clown Chalk Outline--How to Scare a Millionaire (The Game, 1997)

Pick 21: Slick Flick Pick: Mutiny Mimicry--Nuclear as a Bell, Sir! (Crimson Tide, 1995) **With Brother Adam's Aural Appearance**

Pick 20: Slick Flick Pick: Lethal Brutality and Self-Surgery, His Specialty (City of ALIENation); (Predator 2, 1990) *With Wam Bam Kam's Aural Appearance*

Pick 19: Slick Flick Pick: Forsaking Blake was Their Mistake (Dead Calm LeproSEA); (John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 18: Slick Flick Pick: Cautionary Reliquary-- Kothoga Has No Victim Quota (The Relic, 1997)

Pick 17: Slick Flick Pick: Black(mail) Widow--What's Grief to a Thief? (Widows, 2018)

Pick 16: Slick Flick Pick: Save the Witness who Talks Less (Via Violence, They'll Silence); (16 Blocks, 2006)

Pick 15: Slick Flick Pick: Dark Crime Lit by Limelight--The Downward Spiral of Viral (15 Minutes, 2001)

Hellbound Binding 3: Slick Page Flip: Witness to a Slain Mistress--A Thief Skilled, Whore Killed and Vengeance Fulfilled; (Book Comparison/Blackmail File Film Analysis of Absolute Power)

Pick 14: Slick Flick Pick: Hail to the Thief-- AARP Burglary Spree (Absolute Power, 1997) *The Clint Gamut Slick Flick Series Premier*

Pick 13: Slick Flick Pick: Unfriendly Fire Inside the Wire--Agents of Mass Corruption (Green Zone, 2010)

Pick 12: Slick Flick Pick: Looking at, Selene, the Leather-Clad Death-Dealer… and Lycan (Underworld, 2003) **With Red Devil's Revered Aural Appearance**

Pick 11: Slick Flick Pick: Blood-Red Rover (John Wick Down Under); (The Rover, 2014)

Pick 10: Slick Flick Pick: Lucifertilize (End of Days, 1999) **With Wam Bam Kam's Aural Appearance**

**Premiere of Slick Page Flip** Hellbound Binding 1: Slick Page Flip: Par Deux(ma); (Book Comparison/Corso Corollary to The Ninth Gate Film and El Club Dumas Novel)

Pick 9: Slick Flick Pick: Hellbound Books (The Ninth Gate, 1999)

Pick 8: Slick Flick Pick: I Vote Renner Oscar Winner (The Hurt Locker, 2008)

Pick 7: Slick Flick Pick: City of Angled Reality (Mace, the Bodyguard You Embrace); (Strange Days, 1995)

Pick 6: Slick Flick Pick: Rocking Chairs and Lethal Stares--Gunplay, Wordplay that Subvert Cliché (Hell or High Water, 2016) **With J-Dawg's Aural Appearance**

Pick 5: Slick Flick Pick: A Frighteningly Unfair Fare--City of Anonymity; (Collateral, 2004) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Pick 4: Slick Flick Pick: Interplanetary Masculinity (Predator, 1987) **With Wam Bam Kam's Aural Appearance**

Pick 3: Slick Flick Pick: Priest on the Stand, Three Stubs in Hand (Sleepers, 1996)

Pick 2: Slick Flick Pick: Drowning in Chinatown--Nosebleeds, False Leads and Misdeeds (Chinatown, 1974) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Premiere Flick of Slick Flick Pick: Pick 1: City of Archangels--When Gabriel Falls, Mammon Rises (Constantine, 2005) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Intro to Slick Flick Pick (A Chemohawk Sessions series on the sure-fire cure of cinema)

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 16 on this Episode's Road: The Apple of Graham's Sole Eye--Bye Jimmy F****** Prescaught! **FINAL MILE-MARKER**

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 15 on this Episode's Road: Two Chests, One Vest

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 14 on this Episode's Road: Shortcake's Source, a Trojan Horse

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 13 on this Episode's Road: Her Source Reveal Still Feels Surreal

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 12 on this Episode's Road: Menacing Missteps to Dubstep

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 11 on this Episode's Road: Recon Artists; Undercover Names and Unshaved Manes

***Premiere of Borrasca's Second Season Episodic Review: Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 10 on this Episode's Road: Chilly Welcome, Chilling Reception (Watch out for our new double-digit mile-markers)

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 9 on this Episode's Road: The Worth of Childbirth (Final Mile-Marker)

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 8 on this Episode's Road: Rural Maps and Urban Legends

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 7 on this Episode's Road: Kyle Grows Starker at This Mile-Marker

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 6 on this Episode's Road: Closed-Casket for a Basket Case

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 5 on this Episode's Road: Megan Dies to Fly, Sam Pries Graham's Lie

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 4 on this Episode's Road: Last Picked, First Pricked

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 3 on this Episode's Road: Missed… Don't Mean Missing

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 2 on this Episode's Road: Assembly Without Whitney

Darker Mile-Marker: Mile-Marker 1 on this Episode's Road: Triple Tree Debris and Drug-Free Pee

Our Scary Advisory of Darker Mile-Marker

10th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY to One's Heart

9th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: Throw Away the WhisKEY

8th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY to the Kingdom (Part 2)

7th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY to the Kingdom

6th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY to Victory; Special December 7th Edition

5th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: Wild Turkey WhisKEY

4th Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY to Success

3rd Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: WhisKEY Grip

2nd Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: Francis Scott WhisKEY

1st Wednesday: Whiskey Wednesdays with WBK: Under Lock and WhisKEY

The Basement Party: Part 4: Is That Tea for Me?

The Basement Party: Part 3: Clashing Rug, Dashing Runners

The Basement Party: Part 2: Peepholes and Utility Poles

**Special Premiere** The Basement Party: Part 1: The Eve of Twilight

Chapter 58: White-Collar, Black Belt: Social Acedia--Jail Cell Phone

Chapter 57: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Ferocity of Internal Velocity (A need for speed…but also direction)

Chapter 56: White-Collar, Black Belt: False Positivity (Neither Pregnant, nor Jubilant)

Chapter 55: White-Collar, Black Belt: From Podience to Podcaster (Granting the Podience an Audience); Chemohawk Podience Sessions Sequel with C-Drew (This time cool Falsetto is in the hot seat)

Chapter 54: White-Collar, Black Belt: Ownership or Donorship? (Signing your white-collar contract in invisible ink, not blood)

Chapter 53: White-Collar, Black Belt: A Disloyal Quitter or Loyal and Bitter (Quit or Get Bit!); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Kroses Medic

Chapter 52: White-Collar, Black Belt: Worrier or Warrior? Chemohawk Podience Sessions with (My Non-Bio Brother Abroad) Adam

Chapter 51: White-Collar, Black Belt: Social Justice Warfare (C.S.C.S. Constant State of Culture Shock)

Chapter 50: White-Collar, Black Belt: Politically Direct (Filthy Mouth, Pure Motive)

Chemohawk Sessions Short #12: Secondhand Provoking, Secondhand Stroking (Ego)

Chapter 49: White-Collar, Black Belt: A Ph.D. in Mental Deficiency (Efficiency… a quadrisyllabic fstars word!); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Wam Bam Kam

Chapter 48: White-Collar, Black Belt: Workplace Whistle, Embrace Dismissal (A career without fear)

Chemohawk Sessions Short #11: Taking Thanks

Chapter 47: White-Collar, Black Belt: Maximum Rage, Minimum Wage and Nicholas f****** Cage; Chemohawk Podience Sessions with C-Drew (My oldest non-biological bro)

Chapter 46: White-Collar, Black Belt: Passive Activist or Active Pacifist (S***can that emotion)

Chapter 45: White-Collar, Black Belt: Contradictory Victory (Capturing the corporate false flag)

Chapter 44: White-Collar, Black Belt: Bright-Collar, Dark Horse (Endorse or divorce the white-collar dark horse); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Brother Clint

Chapter 43: White-Collar, Black Belt: Dispossessed, Disembodied, Dispirited (How to raise your present lot in workplace life); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Red Devil

Chapter 42: White-Collar, Black Belt: If They Bleed, You Can Lead Them (How to be a mind-reader leader)

Chemohawk Sessions Short #10: Abstract, Inexact… Still a F****** Impact (Shoutout to my main man, Wam Bam Kam, and his Premiere Podcast)

Chapter 41: White-Collar, Black Belt: Tier Gaslighting (A Supplemental Seven Deadly Synergy Session on Imposterior SYNdrome)

Chemohawk Sessions Short #9: Stubburn, Bridges, Burn!

Chapter 40: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Toxicity of a Crisp WC Committee

Future Chemohawk Sessions Teaser/Pleaser: Bewitching Brew in Chemohawk Cauldron

Chapter 39: White-Collar, Black Belt: White-Collar/Empty Suit (How to embrace the disgrace of an inferior superior)

Chapter 38: White-Collar, Black Belt: Sufficiently Deficient (How to regain sound hearing when DEFicient)

Chapter 37: White-Collar, Black Belt: Aural Pleasure (Prove with convincing diction, soothe with deft tone)

Chapter 36: White-Collar, Black Belt: Bird's-Eye Interview (Charming and disarming your prospective interview panel); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Brother Brooks

Chapter 35: White-Collar, Black Belt: Expletive Prone (Shrewdness in Lewd White-Collar Crudeness); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with J-Dawg

Chapter 34: White-Collar, Black Belt: Emotional Health, Promotional Wealth, Co-worker Wise; Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Tim Takko

Chapter 33: White-Collar, Black Belt: White-Collar, Tight Dollar (You siphon money, now f****** share it)

Chapter 32: White-Collar, Black Belt: Efficient Gent Well Spent (Working well in haste; weeding out waste)

Chapter 31: White-Collar, Black Belt: Diverse, this Drone Hive Bursts: (Seven Deadly Synergy Session on Hiversity)

Chapter 30: White-Collar, Black Belt: Professional Discourtesy (When M&M's ceiling your success and cap your growth)

Chemohawk Sessions Short #8: Metafork in the Road

Chapter 29: White-Collar, Black Belt: Imposterior Syndrome (Foster the imposter; Seven Deadly Synergy Session on Imposter Syndrome)

Chapter 28: White-Collar, Black Belt: Partially Impartial (Strong work ethic or strong ethics at work?)

Chapter 27: White-Collar, Black Belt: Customary Scary Customers (How to engage the enraged)

Chapter 26: White-Collar, Black Belt: Whooping Coffee Klatsch (Seven Deadly Synergy Session on Sphere of Influenza); Chemohawk Podience Sessions with Red Devil

Chemohawk Sessions Short #7: Slow (Mo)hawk (A Life Less Taxing)

Chemohawk Sessions Short #6: Unstained White-Collar, Bloodstained Black Flag

Chapter 25: White-Collar, Black Belt: Melting Point of Workplace Wax (Soaring safely between sun rays and sea waves)

Chemohawk Sessions Short #5: Word to the Wise Spoken by Fools

Chapter 24: White-Collar, Black Belt: Covideo Conferences (Mining buried treasure from plagued displeasure)

Chemohawk Sessions Short #4: A Recess on Excess

Chapter 23: White-Collar, Black Belt: Negotiate Your Fate (Aiming for more than halfway happy)

Chapter 22: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Rift of Gab (Seven Deadly Synergy Session on ColGABoration); Chemohawk PODIENCE Sessions with Wam Bam Kam

Chemohawk Sessions Short #3: Customer Disservice

Chapter 21: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Lie of Di…versity (Harmony vs. diversity in a Workplace Conductor's Choir)

Chemohawk Sessions Short #2: Don't Fight the Quiet (Know thyself in silence)

Chapter 20: White-Collar, Black Belt: Managerial Math (Is your boss's angle right, obtuse or acute?)

Chapter 19: White-Collar, Black Belt: Juice Stain to Bruce Wayne (Leaving rough whaling for smooth sailing)… Chemohawk PODIENCE Sessions with Wam Bam Kam

Chapter 18: White-Collar, Black Belt: Wise, Calm Coaching (Be a wise, calm coach, not a no-brainer trainer)

Chapter 17: White-Collar, Black Belt: Suicide Mission Statement (Your company's mission statement: survived or suicided?)

Chemohawk Sessions Short #1: Co-Workers Without Need are Without Greed.

Chapter 16: White-Collar, Black Belt: Noose, Knot or Ripcord? (At frayed end of your workplace rope)

Chapter 15: White-Collar, Black Belt: Buzzsaw Words Redux

Chapter 14: White-Collar, Black Belt: On a Fool's Errand, Laugh Like a Fool (Finding humor in errands for fools and broken tools)

*Lucky* Chapter 13: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Paygrade Masquerade (Behind the paygrade masquerade ball)

Chapter 12: White-Collar, Black Belt: Criticism Prism: (Let's Put a Smile on Your Workplace Face)

Chapter 11: White-Collar, Black Belt: Whetting Expectations (Using concrete language to define your own success)

Chapter 10: White-Collar, Black Belt: Resting Glitch Face (Proper vision, volume, and vibe of the virtual)

Chapter 9: White-Collar, Black Belt: Lip-Sync Service (How to converse in corporate double speak, half-truths and whole lies)

Chapter 8: White-Collar, Black Belt: Dollar Signs Between the Lines (How to determine and declare your white-collar worth)

Chapter 7: White-Collar, Black Belt: Between Your Boss and an Albatross (Your superior's role in the crooked shell game of middle management)

Episode 6: White-Collar, Black Belt: Dirty Politics/Clean Cubicle (Treading the shark-infested waters of office politicking)

Episode 5: White-Collar, Black Belt: Patience Begins with Pay; Self-preservation Begins with Self

Episode 4: White-Collar, Black Belt: Evaluation Elation

Episode 3: White-Collar, Black Belt: Collar-Blind Collars

Episode 2: White-Collar, Black Belt: Defeating Meetings

Episode 1: White-Collar, Black Belt: Buzzsaw Words

Your Long-Awaited Introduction to the Aural Pleasure Library of Chemohawk Sessions