All Episodes

Pick 146: Slick Flick Pick: F.T.S.D (Future Traumatic Stress Disorder) Laying Pipe Bombs; (Nike Shoes and Apocalyptic Blues; (Biting the Hand that Saves--Do Remain Unlisted); (The Terminator, 1984)

Gator Chicory Photography, Poignant Poetry and Greeting Daily a Killer on a Killing Spree--How to Survive the Travails of Life, and Train Your Brain To Greet a Surgical Knife (With Poetry Sha-Wee)

Waving a Healing Blonde Wand, Forming a Non-Biological Sis-in-Law Bond--How To Never Make Infections Worse, Be a Mom and Holey-Shoed Nurse, Charm not Coerce, and Rarely Curse (With Faux Sister Mandy)

Hot Tar Slick Flick Pick: Life Sentence Fragment--Faux Innocent, Rita, Raquel Hide Idle Time Spent; Soapstone, Obtuse Tone, Caged Canaries Sing Alone (The Shawshank Redemption, 1994); (With Shawshank)

Slick Sense of Deja Vu Flick Pick: Woken Minds Enslaved, Blind--No Spoon, An Icky, Pink Cocoon; from Smith's Reach, Finally Immune; Raging Against the Mainframe; (The Matrix 1999); (With Poetletariat)

Bloody Chin Slick Flick Pick: Prey at Pitch Black--Garlic, A Sharp Stick and Blood Flavored Lipstick; Selling Their Soul Music (Juke and Time out of Joint); (Immortal Twin Invited In); (Sinners, 2025)

Drunk on Moby Dick Slick Flick Pick: Aussie vs. Limey--Tough Love Through 4oz Gloves; Scissors Kick, Bro Micks, Nick the Prick (Jocks, Trash Talk, Frank's Faux Mohawk); (Warrior, 2011); (With Utah)

Slick Panicked Manic Flick Pick: Whereas Once Blind, Now He's in an Invisible Ink Bind--Does Your Game Tame, Shame or Inflame? (Cut On Fakeaway Glass); (The Game, 1997); (With Gracious Guest Phoenix)

Pick 140: Slick Flick Pick: Soulless Survivor--Save the Cheerleader, Save Sid; Lemon Squares/Closeted Scares (From Jericho to Woodsboro); (Mail Slot Neck Shot); (Kirby's Soliloquy); (Scream 4, 2011)

"Look Stick, Stupid" Slick Flick Pick: Chaos Theorem--Costly Sins of Spared Expenses; Ashy Butts (Prey of Bird and the Magic Word); (When You Gotta Go Green Jello); (Jurassic Park, 1993); (With REAP)

Moving Further Down South, Expanding Your Company Through Word of Mouth and Befriending Strangers with a Low-Key Sailor's Mouth--How to Disarm and Mind your Family Business (With H Marks the Ceiling)

Ghosted by Daddy and His Slick Sidekick Flick Pick: Mann Unkind--Imperfect Docking and Dilated Tick Tocking; Where There's a Will, There's a HathaWAY; ( TX Drawled Daddy Ghost); (Interstellar, 2014)

RETRO REDUX #7 Slick Flick Nasty Habit Pick: Cigarette Smoke, Mirrors--Lung squeezing a Source; Mr. Wigand Would Like To Light Up Now (Staring at Tenth Floor and White-Collar War); (The Insider, 1999)

Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 4: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 13-16)

Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12)

Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 2: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 5-8)

Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 1: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 1-4)

Lecture 30: Faux Poet: Bringing Poets/Painters Together; Eagles/Hawks of Unlike Feather; Giving Jazz Man a Past--How to Write with Bite/Paint without Restraint(Gracious Guest Lecture with Rare Eagle)

'Tis the Season for Bloodletting Without Sanity, Mercy Or Reason--A Holiday Adjacent Horror Special with the One, the Only, Vampiress; We Talk Classics and Bloody Fanged Fantastics

Usual Ghost Faced Suspects Slick Flick Pick: Stoned Cold Killer--Glory Hole in the Plot; Rude Notes in Class/Cutting Another Hole in Your Ass (Chillin, Killin, Cind's Mom Drillin); (Scary Movie, 2000)

Pick 84: Slick Flick Pick: Slain at Lover's Lane--What's all the Fuss of School Bus? (A Hack, Quack, One Bizarre Brainiac); (Taking Possession of Obsession); (Drowning in Crime Waves); (Zodiac, 2007)

Retro Redux #4: Same Flick, Different Voice--Gracious Returning Guest Admiral Adam and I Discuss the Merits of a Scottish Special Agent Playing a Russian Commander); (The Hunt for Red October, 1990)

Special Agent Mormon SFP: Meatwaffle Sandwiches--Little Hand Says it's Time to Barrel Roll; 50-Year Storm and 25 to Life (Undercovers w/Tyler); (Adios Amigo/Bodhi out of Control); (Point Break, 1991)

RETRO REDUX #5: Axe Blood Slick Flick Pick: Gory, Private College Folklore--Insight from Flashed Headlights; That's Not How I Heard it, but I Fear it (Parkiller with Crazy Eyes); (Urban Legend, 1998)

Pick 83: Slick Flick Pick: Cartelenovela--Hugs, Not Eastern Facing Rugs; Waylaid Convoy, Kidnap Ploy and Attorney Turned Loose to Destroy (Human Trafficking Jam); (Sicario 2: Day of the Soldado, 2018)

RETRO REDUX #4 Tea Slick Flick Pick: Fatalitea--Harsh, Cold, and Both Missile Keys, Marko Takes Hold; Nuclear Turbulence (Merry Soviet Singing and Hail Mary Pinging); (The Hunt for Red October, 1990)

Lecture 29: Faux Poet: Cooling Irish Temper to Ice, Crafting Passion Poems Unfiltered and Precise--How to Write Incite and Read Dispassionately at Each Open Mic (Gracious Guest Lecture with Casanova)

Lecture 28: Faux Poet: When Writer's Block Takes Us Hostage, Will We Write Back, Craft and Publish with Potent Wattage?--How to Stay Busy Between the Lines (Gracious Guest Lecture with Poetletariat)

Lecture 27: Faux Poet: A Rusty, Antique Friend Falls Like Domino, Fresh Friendships, Like Bamboo, Grow--How to Slip Grip of Stage Fright Fear/Your Mind Clear (Gracious Guest Lecture with Phoenix)

Lecture 26: Faux Poet: The Irish Write Better than They Fight--How to Live so That You've No Regrets On Things Left Unsaid for those Near and Dear, Now Dead; (Gracious Guest Lecture with Jameson)

Pick 82: Slick Flick Pick: Mistaken Identification--Singled Out, Double Crossed by a Triple Agent; Concealed Weapons, Conspicuous Names and Two-Faced Dames (Don't be Decoy); (North by Northwest, 1959)

Pick 81: Slick Flick Treat or Trick Pick: All Hallows' Cleave--Strode in Survival Mode (Doomed Emergency Room); (A Nonelective Surgery Spree--Body Pillow Decoy Trick, Blood Slick; (Halloween 2, 1981)

Pick 80: Slick Hicks Flick Pick: Arrive at the Hive, The Queen, Revive, Acid Blooded Babies, Survive, Exfil Alive--Gutsy Ripley Steers Their Humvee (Unclean, Mean Michael Biehn Marine); (Aliens, 1986)

Pick 79: Slick Flick Pick: Rationing Compassion--Caught in Bayonets and War's Web (Wittness to Another World); (The Thin Red Line, 1998)

Pick 78: Slick Seedless Flick Pick: Demon Pumpkin Seed--This Stalker's Not a Talker and One Slow A** Walker (Full Moon Loomis); (He'll Roam Before He'll Come Home); (John Carpenter's Halloween, 1978)

REDUX #3 Feet Cold, Wet and Slick Flick Pick: Half in, Half out Feline--When Gabriel Falls, Mammon Rises; The Blackest of Lungs and the Purest Heart (Black Market Breath); (Constantine, 2005)

Pick 77: Slick Flick Pick: Ruthless Plans, Useless Hands--Baccarat and 3 Blind Mice (007 in Honey Ryder Heaven); (Cyanide Cigarette and a License to Get Salty, Wet); (Dr. No, 1962) *UnBONDed Series*

Pick 76: Slick Flick Pick: Interpoliticking Time Bomb--Killing Time at the Guggenheim (White-Collar Wartime Crimes); (Sweating Istanbullets); (The International, 2009)

Lecture 25: Faux Poet: Float like a Social Butterfly, Sting with Witty, Warm Words that Bite--How to Remain a Country Town Mouse with Keys to the City (Gracious Guest Lecture with Poetletariat)

Lecture 24: Faux Poet: Aim Huge but Launch only Arrows to Deliver the Emotional Death Blow--How to Write What we Need Without Extra for our Eyes to Read (Gracious Guest Lecture with Well Red Devil)

Lecture 23: Faux Poet: Some Read to Expel their Words, Others Seek Friendships Deserved--How to Find Courage to Foreign Worlds Explore and a Poet Stranger, Adore (Gracious Guest Lecture with Lokesh)

Lecture 22: Faux Poet: To Write Truth, Be a Self-Aware Detective; Dogged, Undeterred, and a Reflective, Sincere Sleuth--How to Afford Writing with Honesty when the Toll it Takes is far from Free

REDUX #2 Fog Juice Slick Flick Pick: West Coast Ghosts--Cross to Despair (Of Malone's Gold, Blake Takes Hold); (Madness Descends when a Waterlogged Wreck Surfaces); (John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980)

Faux Poet Teaser: Gracious Guest Nire Reading my Poem: Maritime Crimes (Forsaking Blake Was Their Mistake)

REDUX Bloody Hook Slick Flick Pick: Fishing for Death Threats--Billy Blue/Crab Gut Goo; Revenge is a Dish Best Served on Ice; (Choked Up Croaker Queen); (I Know What You Did Last Summer, 1997)

Lecture 21: Faux Poet: When Writing has Screamed it's Lungs Out, Remember The Gripping Power of a Whisper--How to Complicate Tame and Simplify Lame (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter Snyder)

Pick 75: Slick, Magic Trick Flick Pick: Hedging The Pledge--Always Leave Them Wanting Gore; Stranger Doppelganger Danger (Forgotten Knots and Bullet Caught Shots); (2 Halves Lie); (The Prestige, 2006)

Lecture 20: Faux Poet: Any Port in a Brainstorm (Connecting the Dots to Scribbled Thoughts)--How to Commit What Matters to Your Long Term Memory (Gracious Guest Lecture with Brother Art, an Artist)

Pick 74: Slick Flick Pick: Whore for the Fedora--Back-Alley Deal, Wounds that Won't Heal (Trust No Trollop); (Folk Antihero); (Trenchcoats, Tommy Guns and Violent Bank Runs); (Public Enemies, 2009)

Pick 73: Slick Flick Pick: Sibling Killing Spree--This Time the Mission is (Da)Mon (Ed Burns Through Germans); ( Wehrmacht, I'll see you in Ramelle); (Saving Private Ryan, 1998)

Pick 72: Slick Flick Pick: Rone Fibs a Drone--Captain Flint Will Handle It (Turning Right, When Told Left, in a Gunfight); (Downtime on a Rooftop); (13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, 2016)

Lecture 19: Faux Poet: When you Write in a Manner Concise, You Don't Have to Roll the Dice--How to Write Tight, Show not Tell, and Speak Well at each Open Mic Night (Gracious Guest Lecture with Nire)

Lecture 18: Faux Poet: Internal Infighting, External Righting: If Your Words can Make Them Feel, Write not to Harm, but Them Disarm--so They can Heal--How to Scrawl to Share Your Life and Save Theirs

Lecture 17: Faux Poet: Lending Fresh Insight-Putting Currency of your Poetry Where your Mouth is, Flowing to not Tell, but Show, Speak Too Soft, Nor Too Slow (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter)

Lecture 16: Faux Poet: From Primordial Soup to Inspirational Stew, When Creativity Slows, Take up Writing Kung-Fu--How to Maintain your Composure and Attain Tai-Chi Poetry (Dear Lecture with Fraulein)

Lecture 15: Faux Poet: With Your Last Words Written Down, Double Down; When Your Effulgence is in Doubt, Triple Shout--How to Compound Your Artistic Abilities and Fracture Your Dulling Debilities

Pick 666: Slick Flick Bloodbath Pick: Electroshocker Psychotherapy--Blood Vat Bath on the Warpath; Bulletproof Price/Gent of Dismemberment (VannaCUTT the F*** Up); (House on Haunted Hill, 1999)

Lecture 14: Faux Poet: Creativity Swept when the Promise of a Concept Goes Unkept--How to Break Free and Keep Your Poetry Both Profound and Carefree (Gracious Guest Lecture with Brother Jameson)

Pick 71: Slick Flick Pick: Maritime Mealtime--Dropped Shark Tooth, Submerged Truth and an Oceanic Sleuth (Amity Means Abandon Ship); (Jaws, 1975)

Lecture 13: Faux Poet: Sometimes Rhyme is Divine, Other Times Within Reason, but, to Your Poem's Flow and Tone, it Equates to High Treason--How to not Commit the Treacherous, Tempting Crime of Rhyme

Pick 70: Hey, Slick! Flick Pick: 30 Second Egress--Waingro's Got to Go Six Feet Below (Tense Diners and Body Bag Trunk Liners) (30 Seconds Flat, Café Chitchat, Downtown Combat and a Rat); (Heat, 1995)

Pick 69: Slick Flick Possessional Pick: Denzazel--What Goes Around Comes a Hellhound (From Goodman to a Man Possessed); (Cop, Cat and the Unholy Spirit); (Fallen, 1998)

Hellbound Binding 13: Slick Page Flip: Bear Beware, They'll Wear Your Wares--Eaters of the 13th Warrior, Which is Gorier? (Comparing Sword Skills Twixt 13th Warrior Film and Eaters of the Dead Novel)

Pick 68: Slick Flick Pick: Vikings and Fire-Breathing Things--Beware Those Who Wear Bear's Wares (Mist Forming, Fire-Worming, Village Storming); (The 13th Warrior, 1999)

Pick 67: Slick Flick Pick: Shining Stadium Lights on a Traitor--If Your Eggs Taste Like Shi*, They're a Hit (Who Has Jurisdiction over Addiction?); Drug War(un)fare (Traffic, 2000)

Hellbound Binding 12: Slick Page Flip: 'Till Death Rips Us Apart--I Now Denounce You Candyman and Candywife (He's Bad for Your Body Cavities); (Short Story: The Forbidden/Candyman Comparison)

Pick 66: Slick Flick Pick: Gory Folklore--Doling Out Depravities and Cavities; (Sleuth with a Sweet Tooth, Sweets to Dead Meat); (Candyman, 1992)

Pick 65: Wax Slick Flick Pick: Waxidermist--The Melting Point of Murder (Afterlifelike); (Sculptorturer); (House of Wax, 1953) *Triple Price Feature*

Pick 64: Slick Flick Pick: Puppeteer of Fear: Playing Chess with a Murderess (Admission Comes at a Tall Price); (Ghosts' Wrath and a Warm Acid Bath); (House on Haunted Hill, 1959) Double Price Feature

Pick 63: Slick Flick Pick: Cat Burglar in the Belfry--Fraud, Clawed Assault, His Façade and a Vault (Drat the Winged Rat); (The Bat, 1959) *Premiere Price Feature*

Pick 62: Slick Flick Pick: Neo-Whore--A Busty Broad and His Flawed Hat Squad (Brunette Starlet, Atomic Threat and a Cigarette Smoking Quartet); (Mulholland Falls, 1996)

Pick 61: Slick Flick Card Trick: Acrobatic Geriatric--Rather Reckless to Wear Her Necklace (Pretty Faces, Car Chases and Rooftop Hiding Places); (To Catch a Thief, 1955)

Pick 60: Slick Flick Pick: Unjust Desert--Straying Bodyguards, Playing Cards and Beer Bottle Shards (A Heart, Bad Place to Start--Surrogates, Miscreants, Sin and Bagmen); (The Way of The Gun, 2000)

Lecture 12: Faux Poet: Articulate Revolutions, We're Inciting, The Dumbing Down of Writing, Fighting--How to Brave Both Speech and Exploring the Forest's Reach (Gracious Guest Lecture with Fraulein)

Faux Poet Teaser #14 Full Reading of my Original Poem: A World Without Men Read by the Villainous Delight that is Athena and Teaser for Lecture Number 12 with Fraulein

Lecture 11: Faux Poet: Second Best is Less Stressed--Take from the Best, Your Own Skill, Contest, Write on Until, With your Own Work, You're More so Impressed--How to, Yourself, Outdo; Remain True

Pick 59: Slick Back Wick: Marker Thicker than Water--The Boogeyman Roams the Catacombs of Rome (Noir York City); (John Wick 2, 2017) **With Red Devil's Aural Appearance**

Faux Poet Teaser #13 Full Reading of Jack-o'-Bone by Susan Rooke (Read Devilishly by Falsetto Prophet)

Lecture 10: Faux Poet: Found Inspiration While Cracking Open a Book's Inviting Binding--Lover of Cats, Serialized Shows, Planting Seeds of New Writing where Nothing Grows (Cat Chat with Sydelight)

Faux Poet Teaser #12 Full Reading of my Original Poem: A Way Without Women Read Wickedly by Asset Athena

Lecture 9: Faux Poet: The Totality and Finality Found in the Vitality of Originality; Reciting What's Unread, Igniting What's Unsaid--How to, your Reader, Floor; Make, them, Demand an Encore

Pick 58: Slick Flick Pick: Twitchy Trigger Finger--Heavy Ordinance for a Skinny (Eyes in the Sky Watch Soldier Ants Die); (Black Hawk Down, 2001)

Pick 57: Slick Flick Pick: Brake Fade to Black--Miles to Drive Before He'll Sweep (Madcap Chap, His Death Trap and One Perfect Lap); (Ford v Ferrari, 2019) **With Brother Clint's Aural Appearance**

Lecture 8: Faux Poet: When Poetry Becomes a Malnourished Memory, Invite Yourself to a Poetic Soiree Where Thoughts Flow Freely--How to Add Longevity to Poetry (Guest Lecture with Rye Whiskey and Sam)

Faux Poet Teaser #11 Full Reading of my Original Poem: Hope Thievery Read Masterfully by Caro Blood Red Wine

Pick 56: Slick Flick Pick: Nutcase Clutching his Briefcase--I'll Speak in Graffiti so You Can Fuc**** Understand Me (From Caged Commuter to Enraged Shooter); (Falling Down, 1993)

Lecture 7: Faux Poet: Out of Desperation, Inspiration--From Inspired Desperation, Comes Desired Creation; Thief in the Bleakest Part of Night; Daylight to the Darkness of the Writer's Block Plight

Hellbound Binding 9: Slick Page Flip: Ride Faster, Schoolmaster--Pumpkin Seeds, Dark Deeds and Black Steeds (Ichabod, a Fiend Odd); (Story/Flick Comparison: Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Sleepy Hollow)

Faux Poet Teaser #10 Partial Reading of my Original Poem: Dry the Drummer's Eyes Read with Prophetic Intention by Falsetto Prophet

Pick 55: Slick Flick Pichabod: Trichabod or Treat--Witchy Kin, Her Slain Twin and Losing Townsfolk's Heads to Sin (Jack O' Scarecrow); (Headless Bit** in Charge); (Sleepy Hollow, 1999)

Pick 54: Slick Flick Pick: Unfair Welfare, Adoption, the Cleaner Option--One Unfit Mother, Two Affleck Brothers (From Starting in a Crack to Snorting It); (Gone Baby Gone, 2007)

Hellbound Binding 6: Slick Page Flip: Their Fair, His Lair and Batman Fanfare--Novel Read by Nightlight (Uncivil War); (Slave to His Past, Master of Your Future); (Novel to Flick: Gotham by Gaslight)

Pick 53: Slick Flick Pick: Jack the "Stripper" Ripper--Dark Vigilante in a White City (Playing Cat, Bat and Mouse in a Slaughterhouse); (Batman: Gotham by Gaslight, 2018)

Pick 52: Slick Flick Pick: Mexicontract Killer--Land of the Lobos (Cutting Blood-Red Tape with a Pretty, Blunt Force); (Sicario, 2015)

Pick 51: Slick Flick Pick: Punishing the Punisher--Renner, the Deliverer (Aglow in Her Imperfect Meadow); (Wind River, 2017)

Lecture 6: Faux Poet: Reciting Writing Begets Rewriting; Need to Read and Reread; Feed that Need, Read Aloud, Plant Seeds, Embrace Both Flowers and Weeds--How to Orally Concede and, Your Words, Read

Faux Poet Teaser #9: Discussion with Asset Athena on my Poem: All Hallows' Cleave

Faux Poet Teaser #8: Full Reading of my Poem: All Hallows' Cleave through the Spooky Voice of Spooky Aurelien

Lecture 5: Faux Poet: Perfection…upon Further Inspection; Reflections of Imperfections, Intense Introspection, can Rob your Poem of Affection--How to, Perfectionism, Silence through Poetic License

Faux Poet Teaser #7: Full Reading of My Poem: Easel of Havoc through the Enchanting Voice of Asset Athena**Inroad to the Next Faux Poet Episode**