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Hello, Smileton — 110 episodes

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Title
1

This Is Not The Crypto-Zoology Hour

2

This Is Not The Crypto-Zoology Hour

3

Who Chases Storms Anymore?

4

Why Did Garbage Fall From The Sky, Daddy?

5

Mission: Awesome

6

Let's Tango, Pelican

7

How Are You Supposed To Build A Spice Rack In That Environment?

8

Jason! Consider it SOLD! Or BOUGHT!

9

Twice Burned, Three Times Shy

10

Miss Elizabeth's Tales of the Irresponsible

11

Careening Around, Singing Foul Songs Through A Moonroof

12

Nude Roller Skating? Not in My Town.

13

Wacked Out and Screw Loosey

14

You're So Willing To Unweave This Sweater Of Enthusiasm

15

Get Some Help, Your Majesty

16

Are You Trying To Trivialize My Dictums?

17

We Want To Fly Like Ghouls Through The Air

18

People Don't Wanna Hear The Truth At High Volume

19

What's Her Eureka Moment? Getting Chickens To Arm Wrestle

20

There's Gotta Be A Reason To Keep Listening

21

The Proof's In The Hatchback

22

Hey, Hot Chicks! Get Away From The Drums!

23

If You Get It Wrong, Your Bucks Go Bye Bye

24

This Can't Be Good If You Like It

25

There's No Better Way To Look Smart Than Listening To This Show

26

The Sinister Influence of Inertia

27

I'm Not Gonna Get Book-Writing Tips From A Dog

28

It's Gonna Take More Than This Chick To Stop The Rock'n'Roll Show

29

The Whole Concept of the Mystery Box Has Been Turned On Its Head

30

No New Show. Back NEXT WEEK!

31

T-minus Whatever

32

Can I Suggest That Dogs Stick To Podcasting?

33

Saving Kittens and Being Handsome

34

A Blessed Legacy of Nudity

35

I Didn't Mean To Turn This Into The Hacky Sack Hour

36

You Don't Applaud The News! What Planet Do You People Live On?

37

Focus On The Important Things, Tawny Blaze

38

Have You Tried The Handsomeness Approach?

39

Do You See How When I Put Words Together They Make No Sense?

40

I'm Gonna Scold Everybody Listening

41

Infinite Romance Is The Most Romantic Romance

42

Way Too Much Sky Here, Man

43

It Ain't The 50s Anymore, Pal

44

Lights Out For Civility

45

Cram Your Penance

46

I'm Not Throwing Away Christmas Gifts No Matter How Terrible

47

He's The Opposite Of A Grocery-Stealing Knob

48

A Fusion Reaction of Dynamite

49

I Can Do Waka Waka

50

You Wanna Talk About Dignity?

51

A Rocket Ride To Funzone, USA

52

You Gotta Demand More From Your Magicians

53

I Think Everybody's Half My Problem

54

My Aim Is Not Puttin' The Show In The Grave

55

The King Is Dead. Long Live This Guy.

56

Why Do You Attack The Screen When Something Bad Happens On Netflix?

57

Breaking The Law Can Be Super Super Fun

58

I Suggest You Get Up To Your Neck In The Content

59

A Nudge in the Direction of Happiness

60

I Can Almost Foresee Us Continuing To Do A Show Together

61

We're Buggin' And Poppin' And It's All Proppa

62

Lance Doesn't Mambo

63

That Bizarre Sound Experiment You Call A Show

64

Be The Change I Wanna See

65

Bodies, Not Brains

66

You Don't Own The World, Miss Elizabeth

67

Some Divine Hand Guided Our Aiming Of The Garbage Catapult

68

I Hate That This Show Is A Democracy

69

I Am Cool. I Will End Up On Posters.

70

Front Door Nonsense

71

Well, Then, I Weep For Spain

72

Do You Want Me To Go Brawl With A Commoner?

73

The Sticky Ichor of Humanity

74

Good One, Tim Taco

75

I'm Prognosticating The End Of Entertainment

76

I'm Not The Only Fount Of Wisdom In This Town

77

The Goof Who Married A Ghost

78

The Hot Wives Of The Butter Buns

79

The Poltergeist Left The World Of Toilets Behind Long Ago

80

Unharden That Heart

81

I Have A Ginormous Balloon Of My Own Head Now

82

This Town Is Kafkaesque Enough

83

All Sorts Of Kinda Weird

84

Kids And Families Should Have Access To Rock

85

Maybe You Do Hate The Theatre

86

Ride Me All You Want, Buddy Boy

87

It Was An Okay Story Before You Went All Crazy

88

Bingo, Spaghetti, You Had Me, Already

89

I Feel Really Sad For The Gremlin

90

No One Cramped Up Lookin' At Me

91

I Don't Think He Mutated Into An Energy Being

92

We're Gonna Move On From My Thighs And Thank Goodness

93

If Our Mission Is To Take Off Our Pants And Dance, We'll Do It

94

I Took My Pants Off In The Food Court

95

60 Minutes of Cookie Monster Telling You To Quit Smoking

96

The Scuttlebutt Has It Otherwise

97

"Taut"? Did You Say "Taut"?

98

I'm Comfortable Calling You A Rock God

99

It's Christmas Time But I Can Still Pulverize Ya

100

I'm Not Eating Dirty Cakes

101

Are You Accusing Him Of Being A Pudgy Demi-God?

102

If You Crave Novelty, Go Elsewhere

103

No One Ever Said No To That Bird

104

It Sticks To Your Head Like Hulk Hogan

105

I Pretend Barbershop Quartets Don't Even Exist

106

Shut The Snooty Kayakers Down

107

This Is Like A Tyrannical Macarooni Cult

108

The Yoga Mutant Lawyer Is Smitten

109

A Secret Cabal of Rock Warriors

110

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