All Episodes

[REPLAY] MAGA with Camel Toes

Midlife Crisis Meltdown

Salmon Jizz (REPLAY)

Dating Advice From a Woman Who Tells Guys Her Credit Score on Date One

Knicks in Five and Back Fat Rankings

Everything We Can't Talk About

ASMR Bedtime Stories

Memorial Day: Panic Attack at 6AM, a Child We Didn't Plan For & Sand in our Pants

Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard

Cinco de Mayo, Cocaine Confetti & the Guy Who Still Uses "Magic Stick" in 2026

Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story

Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries

Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job

Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults

The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker

First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us

Tiger Woods is Black Jesus

Taylor Frankie Paul, The Bachelorette is Cancelled & Why We Never Blame the Right Person

Manosphere Dicks and Icks

474 Day Draught Ends and Aaron Rodgers PSA

The Man She Humiliated on Her Podcast Showed Up at Her Job

Ellen and Edibles

Salmon Jizz

Waste Management Phoenix Open Recap

Milk Mansion vs Bop House

Booty, Botox, and Beckhams

Am I an Autistic Barbie?

Game Night Gaslighting

Pay Pigs

2025 Recap

Taylor Swift Eras and Gay Dogs

SNL Sell Out

We Invented "No Contact"

Holiday Hangover

Chanting and ChatGPT

Benjamin Franklin Fan Club

Hoarding Husbands

Tall Guy Shenanigans

Baby Buttholes

Taylor Swift Needs our Help

Recycling is a Scam

#PowerOfBesties

Crack Pipes and Charlie Kirk

Joe Burrow Loves Fossils

Taylor Swift is Done with Shrek Dating

Manifesting a Free Taint

Savannah Bananas Snail Trail

Move Over Katie Feeney

Soft Throuple

Hunting Wives

Kiss Cam Cheaters

BBL Butt Rot

MAGA with Camel Toes

Pickleball Porn

Depression Core

Lesbian Lovers

The Art of Being Hot

Hot Autism Summer

Ozempic Confessions

Great American Sperm Race

Promising Young Women Love Smut

Betting on the Pope

Blow Me Away

Where do Old Waitresses go to Die?

Who Hired the Devil?

Strap-Ons & Sad Boys

How to tell your partner they are fat

Affairs & Friendship Fails

Leave Remy Alone

Morgan Wallen had a Bad Hair Day

Bad Girlzzz

Big Balls in Tight Jeans

Ugly Spring Shoes

Doggy Style to Dating Style

5 Must-have Self-Care Products for 2025

Addicted to Abusive Relationships

[Advice from Besties] Can you sleep with 1,000 men a day?

Boob Jobs & Broken Condoms

[Advice from Besties] Spontaneous or Reliable?

Baby Girl & Daddy

[Advice from Besties] Sex or Vacation?

Fake Butts and Flirting

[Advice from Besties] Eating Up the Attention

So C*nt

[Advice from Besties] Trumping Eating Disorders

Touched by Justin Timberlake

REPLAY: [Advice from Besties] Butt Stuff

Good Girls Guide to Adult Films with Vic Lagina

[Advice from Besties] Wild World of Makeup Artists with Olivia

Makeup Faceoff with Olivia

Raunchy Rap & Relationship Skills

Flirting, Fame, and Jimmy Carter

Navigating New Years Resolutions

New Year, New Us

REPLAY: [Advice from Besties] Pretty Friends Only

Bringing our own cups with Elissa Bassist

Are you really best friends if you're not willing to sleep with someone to get them a job??

14 years of sobriety down the drain and 2024 year end recap

[Advice from Besties] Why Are People OBSESSED With This Dating Power Move?

Holding Space for 2025

[Advice from Besties] Fake Girlfriend

Hacks and Scams

[Advice from Bestie] FMK: Santa Claus Edition

Cockblocking Chelsea's Christmas

[Advice from Besties] Male Yoga Teachers

Boyz & Brunch

[Advice from Besties] Public Humiliation & Brianna Chickenfry

Friends, Depression and Men

[Advice from Your Besties] Space is Stupid

Quarterly Remodel

[Advice from Your Besties] Pretty Friend Zone

IUD & Plan B

[REPLAY] Advice from Your Besties: Eating Ass

[REPLAY] Do You Really Need a Joint Checking Account?

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Men Are Good Listeners

Besties & Black Magic

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: We're Perfect

Sex Club Anniversary

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What's in Your Trash?

Dick Pics Gone Wrong

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Super Sarcastic

Women Are Idiots

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Three Ways to Avoid Dating a Narcissist

Bill Gates Gives Up On The Internet

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Drugs with Lena Goodway

Closeted Trumper Eats My Pu$$y with Lena Goodway

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Belly Button Fetish

Short Skirts and Tall Boots

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Kinks

Threeways & Throuples

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Tibi Style

Give Us Money

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Is It Underconsumption or Am I Just Poor? with Taylor Ferguson

It Ends with Us with Taylor Ferguson

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: 50 First Dates with Cody Tucker

Hot Hermit Summer with Cody Tucker

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Kicking Out Your Roommate

Throuples

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What's Your Nickname?

We're in A Mood

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: We Wrote a P0rn

Cow’s Milk Sociopaths

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cult Following

Butter Boards

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Falling for the Scam

White Privilege Holiday

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: The White Toenail Polish Theory

Pay The F*cking Cheerleaders

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Rat Face or Frog Face?

Armie Hammer Can Eat Us

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cinematic Icks

Childfree and Loving It

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Eating Ass

Hot Rodent Boyfriend

[REPLAY] Advice from Your Besties: Our Biggest Insecurities

[REPLAY] What is Love? Please Don't Hurt Me

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Summer Trends

Doing 30 Days in Jail

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Not Your Mom’s Thong

Roasting the Wh*res

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Poor Man’s Ozempic

Swimsuit Szn

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Party Favors

Do You Really Need a Joint Checking Account?

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Are You a Good F*ck?

Baby Reindeer

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Humping Hypnosis

Running Is a Lot Like Meth

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Sneaky Peek

Minibar Vibrator

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Conjoined Twin Sex

Too Pretty to Be Funny

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: F*ck Your Kids with Johnnie Mayes

Daytime Shenanigans with Johnnie Mayes

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How Good is Pegging, Actually?

Divorce Rings

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Spring Breakers

Nipples?

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: My Mom Stole My Boyfriend

Body Positivity is Dead

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: F*ck You Money

The Perks of Being a Lesbian

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: I Want More Sex

Is Love Blind?

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Buy Me Shit

Travis Kelce is a Walking Red Flag

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Take ‘Em for Everything They’re Worth

Valentine’s Day: Yay or Nay?

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cheating 101

Pookie is Looking Fire

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: The Good Men Don’t Want You

How to Have a Healthy Sex Life

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Just the Tip

Sex with Fishes

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: BDSM?

Ins and Outs for 2024

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Not Your Surrogate

Saltburn and Epstein Island

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: You're an Idiot

Butt Plugs

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Stop Cuckholding Me

2024 Trends

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Free Bleeding

What a Shitty Year

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Goblin Mode Activated

Will Your Relationship Last?

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dumped At the Airport

Vibrators on the Beach

[REPLAY] Advice from Your Besties: Butt Stuff

Our Imperfect Success with Nicole Baker Holleman (AKA Life Coach Baker)

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cum in his Pants

Erections for Anti-Aging

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Open The Relationship

Sexiest Man Alive, Apparently

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Don’t F*ck with Chelsea

Nipping Out

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How Many Times do You Have S*x a Day?

Leave Britney Alone!

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Stop Asking Stupid Questions

Blind Items with Shannon McNamara of FluentlyForward

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How To Make Her Dump Him

Would You Rather

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Childless and Still Broke

Our New Bestie Tyler Benderr The Almond Mom

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Snatch the Snickerdoodle

Manipulation or Marketing?

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Not Making Great Choices

The Roman Empire is Crumbling

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Botched Boob Jobs

Drew's Dissonance

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Pump and Dump (Him)

Uneducated Women

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Hot Takes

We Are F*cked

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How To Stay A Virgin

I Suck. At Dating: The 10 Dating Commandments

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How To Have More Sex

Cinnamon Spice Vibrator

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dog Walking 101

How to Grow Some Balls

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dinner with Gwyneth Paltrow

Four Agreements

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Bury The Dead Body Besties

Eating Disorders & Edibles

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Suck It, Grandma

We Got Threads

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Please Don't Date Rape Me

I'm Gonna be on Wheel of Fortune

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Drunk Dialing

Epic Weekend

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Lighten the Load

No Means Yes

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Condoms & Coworkers

Stop Looking at Me

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Just The Tip

7 Deadly Sins

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Nipping Out

Now What?

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Calling In Fat

I Don't Like It

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Smoking Weeds

Not So Funny Anymore

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Baby Batter

I'm Entitled

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Am I Funny?

Lindsay Tells All

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Stop Being So Needy

Who Chooses Your Choices?

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How to Get Married 4 Times

You Are a Badass

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Is Monogamy For Me?

Confessions from Chelsea: Drugs are Bad

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dick in a Box

Let's Talk About Sex

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What Makes a Guy Hot?

I’m Thinking About Jumping

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Josie Grossie Finds Love

Help, I'm Stuck!

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dating Dumpster Fire Update

Not Enough and Too Much All at the Same Time

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: To Ghost or Not to Ghost, That is the Question

Douchey Dudes & Things We Like

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: From Our T*ts to Yours

Quarterly Life Crisis Averted

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Where do You Get a Third?

What The Fuck Do You Say?

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Nobody’s Problem, Somebody’s Bitch

Shut Up Grandma

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Magic Pills

The Art of Pivoting with Lindsey Schwartz

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Butt Stuff

What Is Love? Please Don’t Hurt Me

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Our Biggest Insecurities

We're Delusional and Everything is Fine

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Send Me Your Nudes

Is Three A Crowd In Your Friendships?

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: All The Questions

Accept Yourself As You Are

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Sex, Distance, & Bad Dates

Back To Basics

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Rapid Fire Questions

Who Do You Show Up For?

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Sext Time, Serotonin, & New Years

Christmas Chaos

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: TV Recs & Podcasting Advice

The Search

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Holidays & The Podcast Process

Christmases Past and Future

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Happiness & Big Questions

What Should We do with Our Lives? with Jessi Carman

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Book Club?

Fighting Holiday Perfectionism

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Social Cues & Icks

Holidays with Family

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Virginity & Cringe

Call a Spade a Spade

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Celebs & Sexuality

Year End Recap

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Birth Control & Is Everything Okay?

The Podcaster Lifestyle with Kacia Ghetmiri

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Accountability & Personality

Unpacking Attachment Styles

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Halloween, Phones, & Favorites

Expectations vs Reality

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Who Starts & Who Finishes?

Societal and Social Constraints

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dealing with Anxiety & Celebs We'd Date

Nothing Is Real

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: TikTok Slang, Detention, & Imaginary Friends

Life Update

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Working Out, Careers, & Dream Guests

Overcoming Sh*tty Relationships

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Thrifting, Soulmates, & First Kiss Stories

Our ~Adventures~ in Nature

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What's Happening & What We'd Do Differently

Autumn Manifestations

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Good Books & Bad Habits

The Truth about Self Development + Powerhouse Women Recap

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Have You Ever Cheated?

Back to Fall Fashion

[BONUS] How Do You Set Goals?

[RECAP] Believing in Yourself (and Being Relatable)

Switchbacks

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Catching the Red Flags

[RECAP] Resourcefulness and Networking

Looking Back: 1 Year of So Fired

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: You Need a Routine

[RECAP] Earnings and Motivation

Backs Up Against the Ropes

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Rowdy Teenage Tales

[RECAP] How Do You Find Clarity?

Back to School

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: You Don't Have to Monetize Everything

Beauty and Body Image

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Bad Dates and Family Drama

Cheat the Fifth

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Do You Post Too Much?

The So Fired-side Chat Recap

[BONUS] Friendly Advice: Answering Your Questions

Passion and Peace After a Near-Death Experience with Ken Rutherford

Manifesting, Pre-Event Excitement, and Setting Goals

Is it Time to Rethink the Girl Gang?

It's Been a Minute

Social Media is HARD with Hana Kanazu

What is Human Design? with Taylor Khoury

Exploring the Enneagram with Whitney Whyte Visser

The Mysteries of Tarot with Gloria Santibanez

Behind the Scenes

Toxic Friends and How to Handle Them with Bethany Russell

Addiction to Self-Development

Getting Real about Cannabis with Jamie Perino

Adderall: Life Before and After

Living Sober

Loving and Accepting Yourself with Lisa Haukom

Living Your Best Life in 3 Steps

Mastering Financial Wellness with Denaye Austad

Catching Up

Connecting Your Gut and Your Mind with Kristyn Granahan

Tapping into the Power of Stoicism

Learning to Fly with Karmen Berentsen

Prioritizing Rest and Honoring Grief with Olivia Carson

Pushing Past Imposter Syndrome

Letting Go of the Emotions that Hold Us Back

Learning from Your Missteps with Anthony Chavez

Getting Real About Wellness

Being an Entrepreneur

Rediscovering You

Reflecting on Our Year

Flying Solo

Building Wealth

The Art of Being Lucky

Reimagining Approval

Building Community

Acing First Impressions

Becoming Self Aware

Redefining Success

Debunking the Stories We Tell Ourselves

Manifesting the Life You Want (and Deserve!)

Networking & Getting Out of Your Comfort Zone

Leaning Into Fear

Breaking Toxic Cycles (in Family and Beyond)

When We Got Fired