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Honestly Smartless — 411 episodes

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Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Taylor Frankie Paul & Why We Blame the Wrong Person **REPLAY**

2

Divorces and FLDS Cults *REPLAY*

3

Banana Butt Stuff and Bimbos

4

Disney Princess Porn Is My New Hobby

5

How to Get Divorced with your Best Friend

6

Why Men Hate Women

7

How to Break Up in 5 Minutes

8

Nip Slips and Psychics

9

My Therapist Said Stop Talking About Feelings

10

[REPLAY] MAGA with Camel Toes

11

Midlife Crisis Meltdown

12

Salmon Jizz (REPLAY)

13

Dating Advice From a Woman Who Tells Guys Her Credit Score on Date One

14

Knicks in Five and Back Fat Rankings

15

Everything We Can't Talk About

16

ASMR Bedtime Stories

17

Memorial Day: Panic Attack at 6AM, a Child We Didn't Plan For & Sand in our Pants

18

Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard

19

Cinco de Mayo, Cocaine Confetti & the Guy Who Still Uses "Magic Stick" in 2026

20

Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story

21

Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries

22

Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job

23

Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults

24

The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker

25

First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us

26

Tiger Woods is Black Jesus

27

Taylor Frankie Paul, The Bachelorette is Cancelled & Why We Never Blame the Right Person

28

Manosphere Dicks and Icks

29

474 Day Draught Ends and Aaron Rodgers PSA

30

The Man She Humiliated on Her Podcast Showed Up at Her Job

31

Ellen and Edibles

32

Salmon Jizz

33

Waste Management Phoenix Open Recap

34

Milk Mansion vs Bop House

35

Booty, Botox, and Beckhams

36

Am I an Autistic Barbie?

37

Game Night Gaslighting

38

Pay Pigs

39

2025 Recap

40

Taylor Swift Eras and Gay Dogs

41

SNL Sell Out

42

We Invented "No Contact"

43

Holiday Hangover

44

Chanting and ChatGPT

45

Benjamin Franklin Fan Club

46

Hoarding Husbands

47

Tall Guy Shenanigans

48

Baby Buttholes

49

Taylor Swift Needs our Help

50

Recycling is a Scam

51

#PowerOfBesties

52

Crack Pipes and Charlie Kirk

53

Joe Burrow Loves Fossils

54

Taylor Swift is Done with Shrek Dating

55

Manifesting a Free Taint

56

Savannah Bananas Snail Trail

57

Move Over Katie Feeney

58

Soft Throuple

59

Hunting Wives

60

Kiss Cam Cheaters

61

BBL Butt Rot

62

MAGA with Camel Toes

63

Pickleball Porn

64

Depression Core

65

Lesbian Lovers

66

The Art of Being Hot

67

Hot Autism Summer

68

Ozempic Confessions

69

Great American Sperm Race

70

Promising Young Women Love Smut

71

Betting on the Pope

72

Blow Me Away

73

Where do Old Waitresses go to Die?

74

Who Hired the Devil?

75

Strap-Ons & Sad Boys

76

How to tell your partner they are fat

77

Affairs & Friendship Fails

78

Leave Remy Alone

79

Morgan Wallen had a Bad Hair Day

80

Bad Girlzzz

81

Big Balls in Tight Jeans

82

Ugly Spring Shoes

83

Doggy Style to Dating Style

84

5 Must-have Self-Care Products for 2025

85

Addicted to Abusive Relationships

86

[Advice from Besties] Can you sleep with 1,000 men a day?

87

Boob Jobs & Broken Condoms

88

[Advice from Besties] Spontaneous or Reliable?

89

Baby Girl & Daddy

90

[Advice from Besties] Sex or Vacation?

91

Fake Butts and Flirting

92

[Advice from Besties] Eating Up the Attention

93

So C*nt

94

[Advice from Besties] Trumping Eating Disorders

95

Touched by Justin Timberlake

96

REPLAY: [Advice from Besties] Butt Stuff

97

Good Girls Guide to Adult Films with Vic Lagina

98

[Advice from Besties] Wild World of Makeup Artists with Olivia

99

Makeup Faceoff with Olivia

100

Raunchy Rap & Relationship Skills

101

Flirting, Fame, and Jimmy Carter

102

Navigating New Years Resolutions

103

New Year, New Us

104

REPLAY: [Advice from Besties] Pretty Friends Only

105

Bringing our own cups with Elissa Bassist

106

Are you really best friends if you're not willing to sleep with someone to get them a job??

107

14 years of sobriety down the drain and 2024 year end recap

108

[Advice from Besties] Why Are People OBSESSED With This Dating Power Move?

109

Holding Space for 2025

110

[Advice from Besties] Fake Girlfriend

111

Hacks and Scams

112

[Advice from Bestie] FMK: Santa Claus Edition

113

Cockblocking Chelsea's Christmas

114

[Advice from Besties] Male Yoga Teachers

115

Boyz & Brunch

116

[Advice from Besties] Public Humiliation & Brianna Chickenfry

117

Friends, Depression and Men

118

[Advice from Your Besties] Space is Stupid

119

Quarterly Remodel

120

[Advice from Your Besties] Pretty Friend Zone

121

IUD & Plan B

122

[REPLAY] Advice from Your Besties: Eating Ass

123

[REPLAY] Do You Really Need a Joint Checking Account?

124

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Men Are Good Listeners

125

Besties & Black Magic

126

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: We're Perfect

127

Sex Club Anniversary

128

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What's in Your Trash?

129

Dick Pics Gone Wrong

130

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Super Sarcastic

131

Women Are Idiots

132

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Three Ways to Avoid Dating a Narcissist

133

Bill Gates Gives Up On The Internet

134

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Drugs with Lena Goodway

135

Closeted Trumper Eats My Pu$$y with Lena Goodway

136

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Belly Button Fetish

137

Short Skirts and Tall Boots

138

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Kinks

139

Threeways & Throuples

140

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Tibi Style

141

Give Us Money

142

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Is It Underconsumption or Am I Just Poor? with Taylor Ferguson

143

It Ends with Us with Taylor Ferguson

144

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: 50 First Dates with Cody Tucker

145

Hot Hermit Summer with Cody Tucker

146

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Kicking Out Your Roommate

147

Throuples

148

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What's Your Nickname?

149

We're in A Mood

150

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: We Wrote a P0rn

151

Cow’s Milk Sociopaths

152

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cult Following

153

Butter Boards

154

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Falling for the Scam

155

White Privilege Holiday

156

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: The White Toenail Polish Theory

157

Pay The F*cking Cheerleaders

158

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Rat Face or Frog Face?

159

Armie Hammer Can Eat Us

160

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cinematic Icks

161

Childfree and Loving It

162

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Eating Ass

163

Hot Rodent Boyfriend

164

[REPLAY] Advice from Your Besties: Our Biggest Insecurities

165

[REPLAY] What is Love? Please Don't Hurt Me

166

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Summer Trends

167

Doing 30 Days in Jail

168

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Not Your Mom’s Thong

169

Roasting the Wh*res

170

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Poor Man’s Ozempic

171

Swimsuit Szn

172

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Party Favors

173

Do You Really Need a Joint Checking Account?

174

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Are You a Good F*ck?

175

Baby Reindeer

176

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Humping Hypnosis

177

Running Is a Lot Like Meth

178

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Sneaky Peek

179

Minibar Vibrator

180

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Conjoined Twin Sex

181

Too Pretty to Be Funny

182

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: F*ck Your Kids with Johnnie Mayes

183

Daytime Shenanigans with Johnnie Mayes

184

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How Good is Pegging, Actually?

185

Divorce Rings

186

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Spring Breakers

187

Nipples?

188

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: My Mom Stole My Boyfriend

189

Body Positivity is Dead

190

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: F*ck You Money

191

The Perks of Being a Lesbian

192

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: I Want More Sex

193

Is Love Blind?

194

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Buy Me Shit

195

Travis Kelce is a Walking Red Flag

196

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Take ‘Em for Everything They’re Worth

197

Valentine’s Day: Yay or Nay?

198

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cheating 101

199

Pookie is Looking Fire

200

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: The Good Men Don’t Want You

201

How to Have a Healthy Sex Life

202

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Just the Tip

203

Sex with Fishes

204

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: BDSM?

205

Ins and Outs for 2024

206

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Not Your Surrogate

207

Saltburn and Epstein Island

208

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: You're an Idiot

209

Butt Plugs

210

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Stop Cuckholding Me

211

2024 Trends

212

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Free Bleeding

213

What a Shitty Year

214

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Goblin Mode Activated

215

Will Your Relationship Last?

216

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dumped At the Airport

217

Vibrators on the Beach

218

[REPLAY] Advice from Your Besties: Butt Stuff

219

Our Imperfect Success with Nicole Baker Holleman (AKA Life Coach Baker)

220

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Cum in his Pants

221

Erections for Anti-Aging

222

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Open The Relationship

223

Sexiest Man Alive, Apparently

224

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Don’t F*ck with Chelsea

225

Nipping Out

226

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How Many Times do You Have S*x a Day?

227

Leave Britney Alone!

228

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Stop Asking Stupid Questions

229

Blind Items with Shannon McNamara of FluentlyForward

230

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How To Make Her Dump Him

231

Would You Rather

232

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Childless and Still Broke

233

Our New Bestie Tyler Benderr The Almond Mom

234

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Snatch the Snickerdoodle

235

Manipulation or Marketing?

236

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Not Making Great Choices

237

The Roman Empire is Crumbling

238

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Botched Boob Jobs

239

Drew's Dissonance

240

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Pump and Dump (Him)

241

Uneducated Women

242

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Hot Takes

243

We Are F*cked

244

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How To Stay A Virgin

245

I Suck. At Dating: The 10 Dating Commandments

246

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How To Have More Sex

247

Cinnamon Spice Vibrator

248

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dog Walking 101

249

How to Grow Some Balls

250

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dinner with Gwyneth Paltrow

251

Four Agreements

252

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Bury The Dead Body Besties

253

Eating Disorders & Edibles

254

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Suck It, Grandma

255

We Got Threads

256

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Please Don't Date Rape Me

257

I'm Gonna be on Wheel of Fortune

258

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Drunk Dialing

259

Epic Weekend

260

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Lighten the Load

261

No Means Yes

262

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Condoms & Coworkers

263

Stop Looking at Me

264

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Just The Tip

265

7 Deadly Sins

266

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Nipping Out

267

Now What?

268

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Calling In Fat

269

I Don't Like It

270

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Smoking Weeds

271

Not So Funny Anymore

272

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Baby Batter

273

I'm Entitled

274

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Am I Funny?

275

Lindsay Tells All

276

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Stop Being So Needy

277

Who Chooses Your Choices?

278

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: How to Get Married 4 Times

279

You Are a Badass

280

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Is Monogamy For Me?

281

Confessions from Chelsea: Drugs are Bad

282

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dick in a Box

283

Let's Talk About Sex

284

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What Makes a Guy Hot?

285

I’m Thinking About Jumping

286

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Josie Grossie Finds Love

287

Help, I'm Stuck!

288

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dating Dumpster Fire Update

289

Not Enough and Too Much All at the Same Time

290

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: To Ghost or Not to Ghost, That is the Question

291

Douchey Dudes & Things We Like

292

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: From Our T*ts to Yours

293

Quarterly Life Crisis Averted

294

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Where do You Get a Third?

295

What The Fuck Do You Say?

296

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Nobody’s Problem, Somebody’s Bitch

297

Shut Up Grandma

298

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Magic Pills

299

The Art of Pivoting with Lindsey Schwartz

300

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Butt Stuff

301

What Is Love? Please Don’t Hurt Me

302

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Our Biggest Insecurities

303

We're Delusional and Everything is Fine

304

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Send Me Your Nudes

305

Is Three A Crowd In Your Friendships?

306

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: All The Questions

307

Accept Yourself As You Are

308

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Sex, Distance, & Bad Dates

309

Back To Basics

310

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Rapid Fire Questions

311

Who Do You Show Up For?

312

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Sext Time, Serotonin, & New Years

313

Christmas Chaos

314

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: TV Recs & Podcasting Advice

315

The Search

316

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Holidays & The Podcast Process

317

Christmases Past and Future

318

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Happiness & Big Questions

319

What Should We do with Our Lives? with Jessi Carman

320

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Book Club?

321

Fighting Holiday Perfectionism

322

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Social Cues & Icks

323

Holidays with Family

324

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Virginity & Cringe

325

Call a Spade a Spade

326

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Celebs & Sexuality

327

Year End Recap

328

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Birth Control & Is Everything Okay?

329

The Podcaster Lifestyle with Kacia Ghetmiri

330

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Accountability & Personality

331

Unpacking Attachment Styles

332

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Halloween, Phones, & Favorites

333

Expectations vs Reality

334

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Who Starts & Who Finishes?

335

Societal and Social Constraints

336

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Dealing with Anxiety & Celebs We'd Date

337

Nothing Is Real

338

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: TikTok Slang, Detention, & Imaginary Friends

339

Life Update

340

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Working Out, Careers, & Dream Guests

341

Overcoming Sh*tty Relationships

342

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Thrifting, Soulmates, & First Kiss Stories

343

Our ~Adventures~ in Nature

344

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: What's Happening & What We'd Do Differently

345

Autumn Manifestations

346

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Good Books & Bad Habits

347

The Truth about Self Development + Powerhouse Women Recap

348

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Have You Ever Cheated?

349

Back to Fall Fashion

350

[BONUS] How Do You Set Goals?

351

[RECAP] Believing in Yourself (and Being Relatable)

352

Switchbacks

353

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Catching the Red Flags

354

[RECAP] Resourcefulness and Networking

355

Looking Back: 1 Year of So Fired

356

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: You Need a Routine

357

[RECAP] Earnings and Motivation

358

Backs Up Against the Ropes

359

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Rowdy Teenage Tales

360

[RECAP] How Do You Find Clarity?

361

Back to School

362

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: You Don't Have to Monetize Everything

363

Beauty and Body Image

364

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Bad Dates and Family Drama

365

Cheat the Fifth

366

[BONUS] Advice from Your Besties: Do You Post Too Much?

367

The So Fired-side Chat Recap

368

[BONUS] Friendly Advice: Answering Your Questions

369

Passion and Peace After a Near-Death Experience with Ken Rutherford

370

Manifesting, Pre-Event Excitement, and Setting Goals

371

Is it Time to Rethink the Girl Gang?

372

It's Been a Minute

373

Social Media is HARD with Hana Kanazu

374

What is Human Design? with Taylor Khoury

375

Exploring the Enneagram with Whitney Whyte Visser

376

The Mysteries of Tarot with Gloria Santibanez

377

Behind the Scenes

378

Toxic Friends and How to Handle Them with Bethany Russell

379

Addiction to Self-Development

380

Getting Real about Cannabis with Jamie Perino

381

Adderall: Life Before and After

382

Living Sober

383

Loving and Accepting Yourself with Lisa Haukom

384

Living Your Best Life in 3 Steps

385

Mastering Financial Wellness with Denaye Austad

386

Catching Up

387

Connecting Your Gut and Your Mind with Kristyn Granahan

388

Tapping into the Power of Stoicism

389

Learning to Fly with Karmen Berentsen

390

Prioritizing Rest and Honoring Grief with Olivia Carson

391

Pushing Past Imposter Syndrome

392

Letting Go of the Emotions that Hold Us Back

393

Learning from Your Missteps with Anthony Chavez

394

Getting Real About Wellness

395

Being an Entrepreneur

396

Rediscovering You

397

Reflecting on Our Year

398

Flying Solo

399

Building Wealth

400

The Art of Being Lucky

401

Reimagining Approval

402

Building Community

403

Acing First Impressions

404

Becoming Self Aware

405

Redefining Success

406

Debunking the Stories We Tell Ourselves

407

Manifesting the Life You Want (and Deserve!)

408

Networking & Getting Out of Your Comfort Zone

409

Leaning Into Fear

410

Breaking Toxic Cycles (in Family and Beyond)

411

When We Got Fired