I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated

Life’s most important lessons. The lessons I wish I knew 20 years ago.

Life changing cliffhanger revealed! Last episode is coming at you soon. All my wisdom is coming your way. Until then, here ya go!

There are only two episodes left after today's episode! I'm marching toward 100! Everything you need to know is in the title of the episode. I'm too lazy to write it again in the show notes. :)

If you grew up in North Texas, you knew of the Von Erichs, a wrestling family out of Lake Dallas that filled TV screens with their wild acrobatics and Tarzan-like physiques. I had a brush with them, quite by accident, that I'll never forget. It was, um, strange.

Did I have a heart attack...no. But I thought, "This could be it." The Grand Gesture. It does not work. Thoughts? Thank god for... And the countdown is on to the end of my podcast

It's all good stuff...I doubt anyone reads the show notes! Peace!!

Another few weeks...more crankiness. Oh well. Shout out to Chase Bank for the content in this episode. They are the best?

Consider Watching one of the Greatest comedies of all time! Plus, you're invited to my birthday party on July 19th!!

An airport Banana, A tonsil story, and I'm not lifting the lid when I pee these days...find out why. Link to my radio appearance. https://kxrw.fm/two-rooms-at-the-end-of-the-world-ep-15-ft-bill-flanigin-6-26-23/

Did I have a wonderful time in Hawaii? Yes... a trip of a lifetime. Did I get irritated at times? Of course.

Vegas Recap and another yearly physical is in the books!

The title track is brought to you by....d-bags. Also, now that I'm old, it's become a priority to not be creepy. But if I was younger and doing the same thing...perfectly fine.

A format change...since let's be honest, no one really cares if my knees hurt except me!

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It's not a crime if someone pays the bill!  Study.com rejected me! And let's grab ahold of an electric fence my friends!

Today, we discuss the childish humor that is Sacs Magee. Also, you can't just deposit money in the bank anymore!! Gotta call BS on that one.  

The anti-sportsball episode. What can I say? I have a plumbing leak no one can find. 1800-PedMeds has the best customer service. Plus some other stuff.  Enjoy!

Today is a premium episode. Too much content to individualize here! So just listen and enjoy. Oh, and sponsor me for as low as 99 cents a month! (Don't be a cheapy) But...if you don't like a recurring charge on your credit card bill, I get it. How about a one time donation via Venmo?! @bill-flanigin Whooohooo! Merry New Year! 

I can't even write anything without spoilers. But it involves payback and a Lexus. Shopping Carts RC cola and more!

Childhood confession time Tip-flation solutions Olestra caused anal leakage...and we ate it anyway!! Remember Snackwells? And more!

What happens when you order a burger plain and, for some reason, get a boatload of mustard on it? Find out. Also, I like when it gets dark early! Why? Because I'm retired! Also, Goose Gossage.

Talking about my eye surgery! I can SEE! Plus thinking back on my 70s classmates that suffered from "lazy eye." What happened to that whole thing? Tons of premium content. Enjoy!

Welcome new patron Gray Moosavi! He knows premium content.  Today's episode is brought to you by standing at work for 7 hours. That's no bueno. Keep listening for more details!

Evil Mopac shares my DM on Twitter about lazy Westlake people and their propensity to waste money on doing things they are too lazy to do themselves.  Buying Jeans online seems like an impossibility and much more! Yes, I really did pee in a cup! And handed a warm, frothy cup of Urine to a hot chick nurse.

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So much premium content...free of charge. Of course, feel free to become a sponsor and get a weekly shoutout! Today's episode talks about a special form of doofus that paints his car camo. Also, do I need a job? Listen to a strange but true recent job interview I just experienced. Fantasy Football is fucking stupid and much more!!

It's hard to get good help...especially at TruGreen apparently. Oddly, I wasn't Mad OR Irritated by him. I was simply mystified. Also: Now That's What I Call Music (A compilation music CD) is up to...listen to find out the number.NO Spoilers! A Home for Harry Styles is bittersweet.

My adventure to get a cookie at Crumbl. Also, Jackets...TV shows that include Texting...and Plaster Casts!! Hop on board and enjoy the bellyaching!  Cheers!

So much is going down. I can dig it, but I'm maybe not hip to the scene, man. Today is premium content galore. Trauma at a urinal. Old people's sexual adventures and more. Listen, Share, and Support you rat bastards.

Yes, today I relate the story of a Stink Pickle encounter. Is your job contributing to and making the world a better place? A sports card story of epic proportions. AND MORE!

So many irritations. Why does DHL even try? Why do people bring their damn Blankets to the movie theater? It's chilly in there...just wear long pants and a decent shirt. And shittin' in the water fountains! Support this podcast for as little as 99 cents a month! It's premium content!

Today's episode involves a few musings, as well as a couple of fatherhood interactions with my children as we discuss my finest moments as a father! You don't want to miss this! Rate, Review, and Support. Why? Why the heck not!? It's premium content!

How do you live your life when you hit your 50s? I have your answer. Planning another trip to  Vegas, misspelling my name and a few other goodies. Don't miss out!! Rate, Share, and Support me! I need taco money!!

Your next episode is here! I don't want to spoil all the greatness of it...just have a listen! Shout out to my Patrons: Allison Crow, Matt Bierds, Ray Bellant, Will Flanigin, Mariah Johnson, and Johnny Shrader!! Leave me a message on the app or online and I'll play your voice mail on my show! 

Let's recap my Oklahoma casino adventure. My pal is sending his son off to college. Here is my advice. I'm getting a pool I don't really want.  How about a rate, review, or sponsorship?  

Pringles vs Stax! A pringles saga from my youth. Did you know that Pringles were invented in 1968! A year before we put a man on the moon. Just one year! In other words, it was almost as hard to make a Pringle as it was to send men to our moon. Anyway, this isn't totally about that. But buckle up!

Judas Priest: Rocking and head banging for over 50 Years! Enjoy my tale of attending The Priest...in a white t-shirt. Apparently, that's a no go.

Today, I'm in a feisty mood, sorta kinda, anyway. Hear me go into great detail about stuff that does not matter. Like my buddy E who saves water by peeing outside. The baseball work stoppage (lockout technically). Upcoming physical with my pal, Dr. Paul Berg! Don't miss out. Oh, and rate and review and pass this podcast along you bastards!

In today's episode, I detail a black bean incident. It's Premium Content!! Vegas Recap: $$$ Lost, $$$ Won, an okay (but expensive) steak The Rock completes two workouts by 7 am. Screw that man, that's insane!

Guys, I'm headed out to Vegas on Friday! Yes, I will be seeing STYX!! My buddy Ray, Matt, and I will enjoy a fun-filled trip (along with Allison and her pals) at the Paris Hotel. Plus...Flag People Plus...is it the end of the road for my podcast???

Today, I'm taking a deep dive into Jack Parker Saves the World. Let's talk about both ends of the story's spectrum: Killing the Planet and Falling in Love. Two Storylines---one book. The science behind Jack Parker is rooted in Physics... real-life laws of motion. There is space history involved. And of course, love. Because a man that saves the world must surely be good at everything, especially love, right? Well, not  really. Love is harder than piloting a rocket into deep space apparently. Learn more about Jack Parker Saves the World in this episode.

Premium content for today: Two top 10 childhood Christmas memories of my youth! You gotta hear about it to believe it. The 70s was a wild time for Christmas shenanigans. 

Welcome to episode 58...where I discuss the disturbing trend of wishing your three-year-old a happy birthday by displaying a massive balloon array in the shape of the age of your kiddo! Balloons in the blow-holes of all the marine mammals!! I also discuss a disturbing encounter I had with a woman at Taco Cabana! Not a Karen moment, but disturbing nonetheless. Podcast recommendations for y'all! I've done the searching and you benefit.

My daughter got married! It was a very special day. But don't worry, I do have some non-wedding day irritations to share! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Psychedelic Furs and Christopher Cross. What could go wrong? And I hear a Cry for Help at 5am. Listen to how I spring into action. Listen to find out how much I don't like people at concerts either. Enjoy the Premium content!!

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I can't see the lines on the road anymore! Can someone paint fresh marks on the road??  Plus, cliche sayings I've collected on FB!!  Support Rate Review

Today's episode is one for the books! Around 1974 (I was in 4th or 5th grade), several of us kids in the neighborhood started a branch of the military known (to us) as the USBR. The United States Backup Reserve Army. This is an accounting of our training rituals and how we rewarded our efforts with medals for valor as well as promotions! Until now, this had been a closely guarded, deep state, military secret. Enjoy every word!  Also...PayPal me at [email protected].   Cheers everyone!!

Today, I bitch about Kombucha Tea, which my wife recently discovered, and now apparently we have to buy it. Also, a saga that is full of irritations. Frozen shoulder! Rocky Potato is living a charmed life and more! RATE AND REVIEW. SPONSOR. LEAVE ME A VOICE MAIL! 

The irritations in this episode are epic and too numerous to mention within the character limits of the description. JUST CHECK IT OUT, MOFOS!