All Episodes

Episode 100: All I Know.

Episode 99: IT'S ALMOST OVER!

Episode 98: The Holidaze, I'm a Grandpa, & DPS pulled me over!

Episode 97: My Brush with the Von Erichs

Episode 96: The Grand Gesture AKA The GraGes

Episode 95: Only Five Episodes Left...then it's over!

Episode 94: Did the Bank get Robbed??? No one knows.

Episode 93: Night Shift and Becoming An Old

Episode 92: My Tonsil: A story to remember. Plus!! I was on a radio show (link in show notes)

Episode 91: Yes, I went to Hawaii and did a bunch of cool activities. And got Irritated.

Episode 90: Cologuard? Hmmm, Let's go to Vegas!

Episode 89: Sneakers worn with suits? C'mon...be a man!

Episode 88: No more chalky reports! And other stuff!

Episode 87: Giraffes, Being Cool, and Hello Fresh Salmon

Episode 86: The Dine and Dash Dater...my hero?

Episode 85: Sacs Magee, sung to the tune of "Faithfully" by Journey

Episode 84: UT Basketball Seizure and Tom Brady Has Too Much!

Episode 83: Dicks on the Church Program

Episode 82: THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

Episode 81: I threw up in Mom's Roast Pan

Episode 80: Mustard Sucks, but I Love the Time Change

Episode 79: My Eyes!!! Working for Free and Randall's and being Naked People

Episode 78: A Job Fail. I blame the CHALK! Plus, a Constitution Car

Episode 77: I Peed in a Cup. Fingers Crossed on my Drug Screening!

Bonus Update Episode 76

Episode 75: A collision with a camouflaged painted car?

Episode 74: The TruGreen Guy Yelled at Me!

Episode 73: I just want to buy a damn cookie!

Episode 72: Trauma in a Public Restroom

Episode 71: A Stink Pickle Encounter

Episode 70: DHL, A Blankie at the Movie, And a Chalky Explosion!

Episode 69: Special Father's Day Guests...Will and Samantha (I made those humans!)

Episode 68: A Trampoline Next Door, My Misspelled Name, and a Life-Changing Decision

Episode 67: Crafting at the Library, A Wedding, and all Premium Content!

Episode 66: My Buddy is sending his boy off to college. My advice...

Episode 65: Peeing in a Pringles Can

Episode 64: I sat next to a thruple at a Judas Priest Concert

Episode 63: Mystery Episode. What will I discuss?

Episode 62: Vegas Recap and The Rock's Workout Obsession

Episode 61: I Had the "The Cove", Plus...Headed out to Vegas!

Episode 60: An Asteroid Will Hit the Earth!!

Episode 59: A Christmas Miracle!

Episode 58: Happy Birthday Balloon Displays in the Yard? We're doing this now?

Episode 57: A Happy Moment for The Flan? But also irritations...

Episode 56: A Tale of Two Concerts (NSFW) And a Literal Cry for Help!

Episode 55: I Decline to Participate. Plus, a Jacuzzi for my Balls

Episode 54: Those Cliché Posts on FB bug me. Plus More Premium Content!

Episode 53: The Definitive History of the USBR (and possible stolen valor!)

Episode 52: Not Marking Myself Safe from A-holes

Episode 51: Contemplating my own Death. Plus, I Work Out! Not so much, just occasionally.

Episode 50: Travel Blues

Episode 49: I’m headed to Michigan.

Episode 48: Space Douchebags & My Birthday / Welcome Mariah and Alec as Sponsors!

Episode 47: I survived Fireworks. Plus! The Bed is Still in the Road! Much More

Episode 46: There's a bed in the road!!

Episode 45: I went to Walmart. Nuff Said.

Episode 44: I’m a podcast guest! Link in show notes! Good Times!

Episode 43: Tales of the Mascara Mustache. It's NO JOKE!

Episode 42: The Price of Dignity, plus a Trip to Vegas!

Episode 41: Mother's Day on FB in for crazy people! Plus--News of the weird.

Episode 40: Premium Content Galore! Casino Update and info on man with World's Largest Penis

Episode 39: My Recommendations-Podcasts you can't miss. The Best out there!

Episode 37: Weird News, Man Vests, and a Beaver Sighting

Episode 36: I'M COMING OUT ON MY PODCAST! Hear about my epic $17,853 jackpot at the casino!

Episode 35: Today, I'm talking like an Australian, Plus Murder Tips!

Episode 34: My Promise to God (very sketchy promise) and More!

Episode 33: Crest Optic White, Chainsaw Manliness, My Crappy FB Feed and More!!

Episode 32: The Texas Thaw! Superman, The Movie; Cocaine Corn Flakes!

Episode 31: Polar Vortex in Texas. Asshat of the Week. Crime in Space and more!

Episode 30: Bangs, Skydiving, Penis Nose, Red Delicious Apples are a Scam and more!!

Episode 29: John Bennardo, Writer & Filmmaker is our Guest. NEW INTRO and OUTRO!

Episode 28: Butt Fish and Bernie Memes

Episode 27: Premium Content Continues! Sewer Brewery in Alabama, Douche Patrol and More

Episode 26: I May Be Psychotic & Someone is out to get me!

Episode 25: "Yeah, I Don't Get IT?" Introducing a new segment to the show!

Episode 24: It's A Christmas Miracle Episode!

Episode 23: Danny Flanigin---Working at the Nugget Factory and livin' the simple life. One I Envy!!

Episode 22: Let’s check in on some rants. It’s been too long. Hate message! Fun stuff!

Episode 21: A Teacher / Student Chat 36 Years in the Making

Episode 20: Levi’s, Coats, & Christmas

Episode 19: Talking Music with The Voice of the Texas Rangers, Eric Nadel

Episode 18: Second grade adventures. “A Teacher”on Hulu. Making out with the principal. Must listen!

Episode 17: Nips Magee. My wife may stab me. Cheese is a person, not just a food. And more!!

Episode 16: The Penis Episode

Episode 15: It’s a 1972 kind of day. I’m riding around on my Huffy and find a discarded menthol!!

Episode 14: $60 bags of dog food? Watching all the murder shows has warped me...

Episode 13: Warning! Gross content. Do not listen during dining.

Episode 12: I rented a U-Haul and moved. Pretty sure I tore an ab muscle I didn’t know I had.

Episode 11: Athletes, Don’t dye your hair yellow unless you’re a badass.

Episode 10: Grown ass men wearing jerseys, puffy furniture, and the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Episode 9: Happy Independence Day! General Irritations like old rock stars and your kids.

Episode 7: Low T, Mattresses, Model Cars and other means of torture!

Episode 5: Quit Telling Me it’s Star Wars Day...and No, You Can’t have a Birth Month-You Get a Day!

Episode 4: Shout Out to my Listener in Greece! And more airing of irritations.

Episode 3: A partial list of irritations.

Episode 2: The eBay Life: Ichiro and Hubcaps

Episode 1 “A Fly in the Ointment: My Career in a Texas Public School System”

I’m Not Mad, I’m Just Irritated (Trailer)