Lore OlymPOD

It's been so long and WE MISS YOU ALLL SO MUCH. Also, surprise: Zoey wrote a book! It's called All Our Almosts by Allie Moffatt (pen name) and it's a friends to lovers, grumpy/sunshine, forced proximity, slow burn romance lottttts of yearning and a good amount of spice. And it's free on Kindle Unlimited! But if you don't have KU you can order it in to your local bookstore or get it on Amazon and it would mean so much to me/us! Link: https://www.amazon.com/All-Our-Almosts-Allie-Moffatt-ebook/dp/B0GCXP6VN9 WE LOVE YOU ALL FOREVER Blurb for the book below :) ALL OUR ALMOSTS by Allie Moffatt Two best friends ignite a long-buried attraction in this cozy winter romance. He's loved her forever, and she's the last to know. Sophie Lindell is at a personal and professional crossroads: interviewing for PhD programs that will either keep her in Boston with her tight-knit group of friends or send her to California on her own. Already preparing for big changes, Sophie has her world turned on its head when a break up with her long-time boyfriend leaves her without a place to live. Fortunately, her best friend Andy Walsh has a spare bedroom—and a secret soft heart under his icy exterior. The two make an unlikely pair: Sophie is ebullient, disorganized, and optimistic, with big dreams for her future. Andy is a creature of habit, with everything in his life rigidly under control—everything except the way Sophie makes him feel. As roommates, their near-decade of carefully drawn boundaries finally starts to crumble. But with big changes ahead in Sophie's career, is now really the time to be thinking about romance, and with her best friend of all people? And for Andy, is confessing how he's always felt worth the risk of potentially losing the person who matters most?

It's the moment you've all been waiting for: our interview with Rachel Smythe! She was genuinely the sweetest, most wonderful person we've ever met and it was a pure delight to talk to her.    Thank you all so much for your support and love over the YEARS we've been doing this! We love you!

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING WE'RE ALL CRYING IT'S FINE Our FINAL episode covering the FINAL two chapters of Lore Olympus, chapters 279 & 280, featuring: Redecorating all the men's restrooms in the Underworld One last tub time emergency for Hermes MOMMIES everywhere Our headcanon on what happened to Apollo after the finale & our undying love for you

Our SECOND TO LAST EPISODE (*sob*) covering chapters 277 & 278, featuring: The nymphs of Demeter's Home For Women Wronged by Men showing what 27th wave feminism looks like The debut of our Ouranos voice Apollo suffering AMEN

Covering LO chapters 275 & 276, featuring: LOTS of audacity from Kronos A BOLD request from Morpheus The end of our Kronos voice acting!

Covering LO chapters 273 & 274, featuring: A special rendition of the birds & the bees A young witch finally worthy of Hecate's tutelage  Metis and Zoey getting in a fight 

Covering LO chapters 271 & 272, featuring: Hera's Oscar-worthy acting skills The worst day of Persephone's life made even worse by the appearance of her toddler A very wise little grape boy

Covering LO chapters 269 & 270, featuring: The sexiest outfit that has ever existed The absolute worst babysitters that have ever existed SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL WE ALL WANTED AND NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD GET

Covering LO chapters 267 & 268, featuring: Persephone's lackluster PR team (aka her boobs) Ouranos' lowkey iconic manicure Ares bludgeoning Apollo on live TV, thank god

Covering LO chapters 265 & 266, featuring: Truly inscrutable decisions from Hades Morpheus sleeping in the most deranged position possible History's worst attempt at cleaning up a wine spill A surprising number of tasty snacks

Covering LO chapters 263 & 264, featuring: The world's longest (potential) lap dance The most revealing dress we've ever seen -- and it's on DEMETER An old spooky harpy who is just here to ruin Demeter's life and die laughing (iconic)

Covering LO chapters 261 & 262, featuring: Demophon being a special little guy who needs love Hera wearing the world's hottest outfit for the worst day of her life HOT GOAT MEN, thank gods

Covering LO chapters 259 & 260, including: Alecto making Zoey's ideal drink for Hecate Tub time getting upgraded to pool time An increasingly muppet-like Kronos voice

Covering LO chapters 257 & 258, featuring: The mortal realm looking like a Chicago winter An excellent cameo from Eris A VERY POOR SHOWING from almost everyone at Apollo's dumbass meeting    

Covering LO chapters 255 & 256, featuring: An inscrutable Olympus succession plan Persephone's completely wild take on multitasking One of the most iconic and unhinged fashion choices of all time

Covering LO chapters 253 & 254, featuring: Apollo's secret hobby Our new middle name Hades' sexy Elizabeth Holmes cosplay & more

Covering just LO chapter 252, featuring: Plenty of sadness and trauma, courtesy of Kronos Psyche realizing Eros has many strengths but intelligence isn't one of them Our newest suggestion for Chiron

WE'RE BACK!!!!!! The hiatus is over, our crops are watered, and we're here to cover chapter 251 of LO, featuring: Hades doing his absolute best to recover from an incredibly tough moment Some feedback we have for Morpheus Lecue making possibly the most absurd choice any character has ever made in the history of media

LO is coming back SO SOON but here is an extra piece of bonus content to tide us over until then. Today, we're discussing the LO books volumes 4 & 5!

Covering the bonus chapter from the LO Volume 3 print book! We LOVE to see our babies being happy and flirty and thriving!!! As always, don't just take our word for it -- you have to see this chapter for yourself!

In this October of hiatus, please enjoy this episode covering the bonus chapter from the LO Volume 2 book!

Another release from the Patreon vault to tide you over during the hiatus. This week, we're telling you some of the most inscrutable myths we've encountered from Greek mythology.

A very old Patreon bonus ep covering some of our favorite random beasties from Greek mythology!

More hiatus content from the Patreon! This week, enjoy this very obvious episode that we somehow failed to do for a very long time.

Continuing our hiatus content with part 2 of our Theseus coverage from our Patreon. His heroics go down hill in this one, so prepare yourselves.

During this LO hiatus, we're releasing some episodes from our Patreon! This is part one of us learning about Theseus, a legedary hero of Ancient Greece whose heroism is somewhat questionable.

Covering LO chapters 249 & 250, featuring: A redoubling of our commitment to Hestia as the best god A new ship we didn't we know we needed The reveal of THE DRILL

Covering LO chapters 247 & 248, featuring: Way too much Apollo and his stupid feelings that we DO NOT CARE ABOUT Persephone being an A+ therapy participant Our new proposal for who should run the entire world

Covering LO chapters 245 & 246, featuring:  Leuce reacting completely unreasonably to a beautiful situation Iconic demon behavior from Persephone and Bou The reappearance of CHIRON, and thank gods

Covering LO chapters 243 & 244, featuring: The world's most lit group chat with eveeryone but Thanatos and Zeus The iconic gremlins that live in Persphone's apartment building An absolutely classic thigh baby removal

Covering LO chapters 241 & 242, including:  Hades' VERY impressive drill wink wink A campaign for fair wages for Aetna Persephone making the most inscrutable communication decisions possible

Covering LO chapters 239 & 240, featuring: Kronos really coming out of the gate swinging with the misogyny  Morpheus low-key abandoning Persephone in her dreamscape Hades' chiseled triceps being very helpful for all of us

Covering LO chapters 237 & 238, featuring: Apollo demonstrating why we shouldn't let men hold office Hermes showing us what an absolute KING looks like (and also demonstrating that sometimes violence maybe is the answer) The minor character headcannon couple of our dreams 

First off, we apologize for the audio quality of this very special episode we recorded together in my car. Covering LO chapters 235 & 236, featuring: Jennifer the nymph from Pennsylvania with a degree in hospitality doing her best Very strong reactions to Hades kissing Persephone's foot Our newest passion: hating on Kathleen, the nymph who was definitely born specifically to be the worst

Covering LO chapters 233 & 234, featuring: 100% rancid vibes from Kronos  Hera planning literally a whole wedding in 3 hours The moment we've all been waiting for!!!  

We're back!! Covering LO chapters 231 & 232, featuring: Hestia really coming through for all of us The best day of Eris' chaotic life Hades fully delivering on all of our proposal needs

Because of the little hiatus LO is on for the next few weeks, we're hitting you with a release from our Patreon this week! Please enjoy us doing our best to discuss our new favorite topic, Sheela Na Gig.

Covering chapter 230, featuring: A whole lot of anger for Demeter Nymphs who were literally born yesterday Lots of attempts at envisioning our happy places

Covering chapter 229, featuring: Our headcannons about Metis' current lifestyle Ouranos making a fool out of himself Hades being a moth but still understanding the assignment

Covering LO chapters 227 & 228, featuring: Psyche being truly the biggest bad ass the world has ever seen Aphrodite being the world's greatest mother-in-law Ares planning the world's worst date

Covering LO chapters 225 & 226, featuring: Aphrodite being both a genius and a sexy baby A good time for a quick cry on a water slide Hephaestus failing to communicate even the bare minimum of required information

Covering LO chapters 223 & 224, featuring: Ares facing the very foreseeable consequences of his own dumb actions Aphrodite showing us how to be the goddess of knowing your own worth Persephone getting ripped arms from all her days of hoe-hoe-hoeing in the mortal realm

Covering LO Chapter 221 & 222, featuring: -A relatively manageable household pest problem -A whole new take on c*ck fights (bad when it's with chickens, okay when something else) -A surprising number of jokes about chapters we found super endearing and wholesome

Covering LO chapters 219 & 220, featuring: Eros' excellent, dramatic commitment to the bit Tori seeing his life flash before his eyes Hades dramatically undervaluing a building with SEVERAL balconies & more!

Covering LO chapter 218, featuring: Hypnos bringing truly unparalleled levels of audacity The truth about the Underworld HR department A 100% perfect friendship trio

Covering chapter 217 of Lore Olympus, featuring: Daphne's best attempts at fixing Thanatos at war with his habits of the patriarchy Lots of awkward silence between Hades & Thanatos Bad policy decisions from Zeus, as always & lots more

Covering LO chapters 215 & 216, including: Thanatos having a BAD TIME Hypnos' fashion choices (aka nudity) Hecate's light show to end all light shows

Covering LO chapters 213 & 214, including: A child who was born ready to put Minthe in her place Perse continuing to be the most emotionally mature person in every room The special torture of trying to wrangle a room full of children

Covering LO chapters 211 & 212, featuring: Demeter looking like a high-powered business woman Ariana Grande  Hades being unclear on how to define his relationship with Cerberus A suggestion for Kronos & Typhon

Covering LO chapters 209 & 210, featuring: The coffee of love and safety and healthy relationships  Excellent fashion choices across the board A bad look for Hades