All Episodes

Carl Ruiz Mass-Texts His Wife’s THICC Pics

Jim Florentine Got Arm Surgery From Jerking Off

Jim Florentine Went to Shaman After Girlfriend’s Suicide

Carl Pointed at Himself on TV… Then Lost It On Entry

Opie's Birthday present: A 30-Second Nuclear Fart

The Blackberry Smoke VIP Pass

Carl’s Wild Private Jet Vegas Fantasy

Carl Ruiz Survived the Memphis BBQ Orgy

Opie & Yannis Pappas Go Feral in Brooklyn

Crashing a Bay Ridge Barber Shop with Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas

The Jedi Mind Trick for Strippers & Let it Fester

Mother’s Day Massacre: Moonshine, Ham Fights & Russian Beer

Smoothies & Prostate Finger Talk w/ Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas

Opie visits Chris Distefano’s & the Edible Stroke Scare

Fueled by Moonshine

Remembering Gary from Ubon's – The King of Barbecue

Carl’s 17-Hour Family Road Trip From Hell

Carl Went Dark in Miami — No Phone, Speedos, and a Ferrari

Carl Eats SUGAR As Doctor Warns Him He'll Die Early w/ Mark Normand

Jam Band Legend Dies on Stage. Everyone Thought It Was a Joke.

Abandoned Buildings & Mike’s Leaky D: Carl Says Hell No

Old Ghosts & Exploding Cats

​$3,000 Pappy Van Winkle & Carl Ruiz Cries

Carl Ruiz’s Derby Disaster w/ Theo Von

Carl looks like a hairy glazed donut & Opie's Swamp Lip

Died On Stage At His 70th Birthday Bash…Band Kept Jamming

Opie & Carl Run Wild at ESPN

Carl's Fleetwood Mac Crush Text & Lady in Red Wedding Meltdown

Pitstop Pepe's Pizza & Gloria Chaotic Driving to ESPN!

We Almost Run Out of Gas Chasing Gloria to ESPN!

US Almost Blew Up the Moon & They're coming for your town

Opie Returns to Carl’s Creepy Cabin… Carl Drops Divorce Bombs

Opie Drives to Carl's Creepy Cabin: Raw Heart-to-Heart

Opie Finds Out He's Getting FIRED

Tim’s TIGHT Pants & Crazy Ex Stories

Sage, Schizophrenia & The Naked Cowboy: Opie & Carl Storm Times Square

Reliving Opie's WILD Years

The Art of Storytelling: Opie & Carl at Podcast Movement 2018 (Full Panel)

Riding in Carl's Death Trap: Philly to NYC in a 1988 Volkswagen Fox

Insane Airplane Repo Stories & The One Armed Gal

Carl Ruiz vs. The Beach Boys | The Definitive Rant

Wrestling Secrets: Bruce Prichard & Conrad Thompson join the Madness

Philly Chaos: Wheels Off with "Tim Out of His Mind"

F*ck You, Mary!" | The Legendary Radio Takedown

The Geator with the Heater Crashes the Mic in Philly

Philly Disaster:The Amish Meth Boss

Prison Fights & The NYC Exodus: Why Everyone is Fleeing the North

ROASTING Nantucket sitting in rocking chairs

Wandering around Nantucket making Carl uncomfortable

Your Family Becomes Flesh-Eating Zombies

Live Nantucket Theater "I'm Gonna Danny Ocean This Whole Place"

On Stage at Nantucket Comedy Festival

Hammered in Nantucket

Roaming Nantucket: Chaos, Whales, and Rich People Shenanigans

Opie BLINDSIDED w/ Opie and Anthony crap at Mike Bocchetti's house

Touring Mike Bocchetti's Wild Staten Island Home

Opie ROASTS Carl's Giant Chocolate Bar

Lightning Crashing VS Yacht

Eight Fingers In and then

Fishing on a yacht was a DUMB IDEA

Pooping on a Yacht with Matt Farah

Heading to Matt Farah's Yacht

Roasted Birds Falling from Sky

Carl Dives into Pilsners the "Yoga Pants of Beer"

Carl's UNFILTERED Family Takedown

Did Carl Ruiz’s Dog Really Eat an Entire UPS Truck?

Carl cries over his dog & Dinner CHAOS

Opie's Insane Shaman Story

Church of Opie & Tax-Free Sneakers

Fist Fighting with Ghosts & Carl’s Quick-Draw

Therapist Crushes & Wedding-Day Divorce Threats

Real Talk Down By The River

Pineapple-juiced Adidas w/ Carl's Hillbilly Friends

Barnyard Pimpin': A Wild Night with Carl's Hillbilly Friends

Opie Meets Carl's Hillbilly Friends

The Chef and The Spy

World Traveler or CIA?

Carl's Mysterious Louis Vuitton Bag

Day Drinking for Carl's Divorce

Sushi Scams and Sawdust Cheese: Food Industry Secrets

Quizzing Chris Distefano on History

Carl flying private with Guy Fieri

Carl's "How to Disappear" strategy

Fall Sucks - RIP Carl

Cream Puffs and Chaos w/ Chris Distefano

Turkey Vultures for Breakfast

Killing Bin Laden: A Navy SEAL's Untold Story

Opie surprises Carl at the airport

Inside the Food World: Carl Ruiz Spills the Dark Secrets

Farm to Fame: Chris Voss of The Record Company

Hey Jerry Seinfeld WE'RE MARRIED

Carl Ruiz Dream Meal

Deer Heads in Toilets

Carl vs. IPAs

Beers, Laughs, and Local Drama while Carl in Cali

Guy Fieri Roasts Carl to a Crisp

Meeting Guy Fieri and why Carl lives at the Creepy Cabin

Carl’s Rise to Food Network Fame with Guy Fieri

Bugs, Beer and ghosts at Carl's Creepy Cabin

Opie arrives to Carl's Creepy Cabin