All Episodes

These old websites could never exist today

Should I tell my friend I have a crush on them?

We found a married man’s gay twitter account

I had the worst day of my life right before recording

Children’s media that traumatized us

We’re allowed to be gay for one month this year

Are gay people allowed to be basic?

Blind boxes are teaching kids to gamble

Nintendo Direct is treating us like babies

Am I Asexual or Is Sex Just Gross?

Age of Attraction made us grateful to be gay

Ambitious but stupid 💀

We’re getting our Tomodachi LIFE!

If you have a fat ass you might have ADHD

We got ran through at Mall World

He’s not gay, he has a girlfriend in Canada

A neighbor threatened him and the reason is insane | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 57

We both have ADHD and that explains a lot | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 56

We went to the mall and now we look like this | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 55

We did smash or pass for Resident Evil and one of us needs help | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 54

Is He An Evil Bottom? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 53

Queer for a Whole Year | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 52

Cats Off To Ya | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 51

B My Valentine | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 50

We’re All a Little Gay (okay) | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 49

And You Did It at My Birthday Dinner | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 48

Luigi’s MAN-sion | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 47

Was There Even a Closet for You? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 46

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New Year, New Mii | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 45

Santa’s Secret | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 44

We’re COLD | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 43

Every Gift That Made Us Gay | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 42

Straight people EXPLAINED | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 41

How to Have a Gay Thanksgiving | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 40

Spice Up Your Life | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 39

Miss Wumbo 2025 | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 38

I Have No Ass and I Must Sh*t | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 37

The Halloween Episode | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 36

Gay People LOVE Escape Rooms | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 35

Back from the Dead | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 34

We're on the Internet and We're...Tired!

Christian Girl Autumn | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 33

Boys & Bear-y | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 32

We’ll See You In COURT! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 31

Breakups in MY Relationship? It's More Likely Than You Think | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 30

Sh*dding in the Mother Cantina | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 29

Guess Who’s Jealous Of Nessie? BIG FOOT! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 28

Ship Happens, Diva | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 27

Brat Summer but Make it Dumber | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 26

Nothing Beats A Jet2 Holiday | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 25

We’re Buggin’ Out | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 24

Shut Up, Bitch! Rebirth | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 23

The Internet Used to be Fun | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 22

Little Guys with Big Dreams | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 21

Two Gays In a 7-Eleven | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 20

I Wanna Be a Cowboy, Baby | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 19

LGBTQIA-UFO | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 18

You’re So 2000 and Late | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 17

Sraight People? In MY Pride? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 16

Think You’re the S***? Imma Fart | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 15

We’re on the internet and we neigh I Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 14

And STAY Out! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 13

We’re on the internet, and we’re made of spiders | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 12

Don’t LAFUFU my LABUBU | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 11

Are Pokémon okay? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 10

Whatever Happened To Shut Up, Bitch!? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 9

The Wii Fit fat shamed you | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 8

Underneath the Efteling Tree | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 7

lofi beats to be gay to | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 6

We Canceled Each Other | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 5

Blessica Blimpson | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 4

2 vape queens on their vape phones | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 3

Like giving Taco Bell to a Victorian child | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 2

We’re on the Internet and We’re Gay! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 1