PODCAST · comedy
Talking Trubbish
by Talking Trubbish
Unfiltered, adult nerd conversations among friends with Jacob and Matthew! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Las Vegas Mole People & Pokemon Vendor Observations
We took a week off, we got sick, and we came back with way too much to talk about. A doctor visit that went completely sideways. A Las Vegas rabbit hole that will genuinely mess with you. And a deep dive into the Pokemon vendor content scene that somehow turns into a full business conversation.Mole People Video!https://youtu.be/7MkAs99O1LQOUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Subscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00-00:35 -- Cold open / theme00:35-02:30 -- Jacob's return from being sick02:30-07:00 -- Doctor visit story: the Hanta virus diagnosis that wasn't07:00-11:30 -- Jacob's defense: "I'm a nerd, I don't go anywhere"11:30-16:00 -- Blood work fasting debate + fasting vs non-fasting accuracy16:00-20:00 -- Childhood medicine ruined cherry and grape forever / red Gatorade panic20:00-23:00 -- Hernia checks -- do they still do those? / inconsistency in healthcare23:00-27:00 -- Jacob's grandmother and COVID death misclassification27:00-28:05 -- Wrapping the health spiral, Jacob knocking on wood28:05-32:30 -- Matthew introduces: the Las Vegas mole people32:30-37:00 -- The tunnel system -- seven floors, flood survivors, and people who never see daylight37:00-42:30 -- The lower levels: shadow figures, gray skin, nobody goes deeper42:30-47:00 -- Coping with the week: Smitty, LFG content, and Pokemon vendor POVs47:00-52:00 -- BearDad, Coop's Collections, Pokeshon -- who does it right, who overdoes it52:00-55:00 -- DJI Pocket 4 tariff situation + Jacob's vending ambitions55:00-58:29 -- Vending as a business model: content, monetization, and why enjoyment is the whole thing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Saxophone Short King & How We're Cashing Out on Pokemon
This week starts with a concert story and ends up somewhere way more interesting. Jacob and Matthew get into vulnerability, what it means to stop protecting yourself from your own weaknesses, and why a random opening act might be the most memorable part of a night you almost forgot to show up to. Plus there's a Pokemon TCG conversation with actual numbers behind it, the kind that make you rethink what you're doing with your money!OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Subscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00-01:43 Welcome back / Jacob's habit of saving pod topics and forgetting them01:44-03:03 Matthew's week / car situation update, switching cars with his girl03:03-07:00 Completely forgetting about a concert he bought tickets for a year ago07:01-10:05 Scouting the venue, back problems, standing-only panic10:05-18:10 Opening act New Constellation blows the doors off / the singer's mid-set anxiety attack and why it hit different18:10-29:00 Vulnerability and the Eminem 8 Mile philosophy / owning your weaknesses before someone else can use them29:01-32:22 Pink hair, short kings, the 4'11" saxophone player with BDE, Tom Cruise height lore from Michigan film shoots32:23-35:48 Pokemon TCG investment update: selling the Phantasmal Flames haul (25% ROI on booster box, 63% on ETBs in four months)35:49-41:06 The Menards tip / vendor math on 200 ETBs / who Matthew sold to and why41:07-43:12 Target Pokemon merch fights / Jacob's three-count investment rule breakdown43:13-50:15 ETB vs booster box strategy, long-term holds, the 2027 North Carolina printing facility and what it means for the market50:16-54:32 Logan Paul discovers manga / why manga grading is mostly cooked / Matthew's Shaman King grail54:33-58:45 No resell market for manga (yet) / Magic the Gathering tease: Spider-Man launching dinosaurs at people Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Project Hail Mary, Live-Action Blunders, and The Car Curse Saga
Matthew's week included a movie that wrecked him in the best possible way, a live-action rant that Hollywood has had coming for a while, a ghost encounter in the baby aisle of a Target at 9pm, and a car curse that has been building for years and finally has receipts. Jacob's here, he has thoughts, and this one goes places. Buckle Up!OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Subscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00-02:10 Jacob and Matthew check in on the week02:10-09:15 Project Hail Mary -- Matthew makes a tearful case for the best movie he's seen in two years09:15-12:05 Dragon Ball Evolution, live-action anime, and why 2009 was a warning12:05-17:40 Disney live-action remakes -- Lion King, Mulan, and the Mushu erasure rant17:40-21:35 Aladdin gets defended, Eddie Murphy gets his flowers, The Rock and Moana21:35-24:45 The baby aisle TikTok scandal and weird product packaging24:45-29:15 The haunted Target -- Matthew gets grabbed by something that wasn't there29:15-34:45 The car curse begins -- three totaled vehicles, the pattern, the bad luck timeline34:45-43:00 The 2018 Hyundai Sonata, the oil leak, and the six-month Hyundai appointment saga43:00-46:35 Blizzard breakdown on a road trip, the mechanic who helped for free, knock sensor explained46:35-55:05 Cylinder misfire, the Hyundai recall rabbit hole, and the free engine Matthew almost had55:05-01:01:15 Selling sealed Pokemon to cover car costs, the new card shop, Phantasmal Flames market update01:01:15-01:03:15 Jacob's Hyundai/trade-in tip, used car advice, wrap-up Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Business From The Waist Up - A Hiring Manager's Insights
Matthew thought he was 36. Turns out he's 35. Which means his resume is also wrong now. From there, things spiral into 20 years (well, 19) of video editing, the neon sign job that low-key birthed the Talking Trubbish thumbnail aesthetic, and a deep dive into Jacob's life on the other side of the hiring desk. The guys swap white-collar vs blue-collar war stories, talk about the people who fake it till they make it, the people who walk in late and lie about doctor's appointments, and why "overqualified" is sometimes a polite way of saying "everyone else hated working with you." Plus a real conversation about handling assholes at work, what separates a good leader from a bad one, and Jacob's whole philosophy on building positions that didn't exist until he made them.OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Subscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:33-02:35 Cold open on the time-blur of being an adult and how editing forces Matthew to actually confront real dates02:35-04:25 Pokemon as the thing that keeps you feeling young, plus the "what our parents had at this age vs what we have" tangent04:25-08:15 Matthew's lore drop: the neon sign clock job at age 15 that became his first paid gig and inspired the Talking Trubbish thumbnail aesthetic08:15-09:45 Matthew realizes mid-pod that he's been telling everyone he's 36 when he's actually 3509:45-13:00 Jacob talks reading resumes for a living and how AI users start spotting other AI users13:00-15:20 Fake it till you make it, business from the waist up, and the Zoom interview etiquette PSA15:20-19:00 The bar for "presentable" on a resume and why effort matters more than format19:00-23:30 The overqualified problem: why Jacob passes on people who look too good on paper and forwards them to other departments instead23:30-27:00 Matthew pushes back: what about laid-off people just trying to land somewhere? Two different headspaces on the same hiring decision27:00-30:30 Red flags during interviews, the doctor's appointment finesse, and the one overqualified candidate Jacob took a chance on30:30-33:00 Dealing with assholes at work part one: white collar patience vs blue collar bluntness33:00-37:30 The corporate art of the awkward pause, the "why don't you show me?" power move, and the person who used AI to ask for a raise37:30-41:40 Matthew on coming in hot, owning it, and the manager who handled his anger with grace41:40-44:30 Hot take: most "leaders" don't actually grind, they just sit in chairs44:30-48:50 Jacob's philosophy on growth, why he pushes people up even out of his own department, and how a bad supervisor poisons everything48:50-51:08 Closing thoughts: making your own position, lifting people up, and "come on nerds, get your money right" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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An Idiot's Guide to One Piece (Part 1)
Matthew said he was willing to eat his words on One Piece. Consider them eaten.After finally watching the Netflix live action, and immediately looking at his girlfriend and going "next episode", Matthew brings his full list of questions, hot takes, and genuine emotional reactions to Jacob and returning guest Robbie (BlindCraziness), two of the biggest One Piece fans in the room.They break down why the live action actually works (spoiler: Oda had a stranglehold on every casting decision and every scene), which actors fully become their characters and why, the philosophy behind Luffy as a main character, and why One Piece might be a story that was never meant for you as a kid. Also: the Kuina stairs meme, Mihawk's absolute big dick energy, Zoro's 100-man fight with a broken finger, and the one scene Jacob bawled his eyes out to.OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Subscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00 Welcome back -- Robbie returns, Matthew has news01:47 Matthew watched the One Piece live action and immediately got hooked04:15 Oda's creative control over the live action, every casting decision, every scene08:06 Breaking down the cast -- Sanji's actor, the YouTube channel, his obsessive prep for the Baratie fight12:17 Usopp's actor versus anime Usopp, Zoro's 100-man fight and the broken finger15:01 Matthew digs into the One Piece mystery -- Gold Roger, what "One Piece" actually means, and how the name was born23:21 Why One Piece didn't land as a kid but hits different as an adult -- the Shanks scene, emotional intelligence, and the show's real tone30:16 How the story and Oda himself have matured over 25+ years -- stakes, socioeconomics, Luffy's design philosophy34:36 Luffy's no-thought-bubble rule, Kuina's death (the meme), Zoro's backstory, and Matthew's plot device theory41:51 Mihawk fandom, favorite characters -- Jacob picks Zoro, Robbie teases the final Straw Hat crew member47:53 Luffy vs. Goku vs. Naruto -- the goofy-but-dangerous main character comparison, Robbie's "I Get Knocked Down" Luffy theory51:56 Garp's early reveal, the art style struggle, and Matthew commits to reading the manga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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ADHD, $40K Debt, & The Homie With The Hookup
You're stressed. Your brain is lying to you. And your calendar system is either saving your life or just another app you forgot to check because Instagram got there first.This week Matthew and Jacob get into how time keeps accelerating, why ADHD hits different in your 30s, and the actual tactics they use to manage stress and anxiety before it manages them. Jacob breaks down his physical calendar system, his panic attack at a movie theater, and the $35-40K in debt he was drowning in alone, and what telling his mom finally did for him. Matthew gets real about a breakdown in his kitchen on a Wednesday, picking tennis back up after four years, and why walking 10,000 steps at work isn't the same as actually getting your heart rate up.There's also a conversation about doctors you can trust vs. doctors who just take your money, the placebo effect, social media's role in rewiring your brain, and the first ever listener review of Talking Trubbish.OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Subscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–01:10 Intro / how fast 2026 is moving01:10–04:55 Jacob's physical wall calendar system and the discipline behind it04:55–07:10 Phone calendars, app rabbit holes, and ADHD-fueled distraction07:10–09:30 Learning styles, finding your own system, and government red tape09:30–11:20 Apple's reminder app rant and what a better notification system would look like11:20–13:40 Matthew getting officially diagnosed for ADHD, why it gets worse at 3013:40–16:50 Kids don't care about labels, how society plants seeds in your head16:50–19:00 Facebook and YouTube lawsuit: platforms designed to addict children19:00–22:10 How social media accentuates ADHD without causing it22:10–25:25 The placebo effect explained, including the non-alcoholic beer experiment25:25–27:00 WebMD-ing yourself into a spiral, finding doctors you can actually trust27:00–30:50 Window shopping for therapists, you're allowed to leave30:50–32:55 Jacob's sour candy anxiety trick and outdoor walks without headphones32:55–38:00 Matthew's week: stress at an 11, crying in the kitchen, picking up tennis38:00–41:50 Physical exertion as mental reset, how exercise helps you see problems clearly41:50–45:00 Distraction as anxiety management, different techniques for different brains45:00–45:55 Brief transparency note about returning topics45:55–47:50 First ever Talking Trubbish listener review, Lemmy Rio, five stars47:50–52:15 Jacob's debt story: $35-40K, secret anxiety attack, telling his mom52:15–55:56 Final thoughts on talking to someone you trust, stress triggers (shopping, overeating), and closing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Playing Outside, MrBeast Proposed, & The AI Side Quest
Easter eggs, childhood street freedom, and somehow... AI. Yeah, it's that kind of episode.Jacob and Matthew start the week catching up on Easter nostalgia and the very real theory that your parents invented the loot box. From there it's a free-flowing conversation about what's changed between generations — why kids are going back outside, why phone calls feel like emergencies now, and why the passive-aggressive period in a text can start a war.Then they get into it. This is Part 1 of what's going to be an ongoing series on AI — not the fear, not the hype, just how two regular people are actually using these tools in their day-to-day lives. Matthew breaks down how he uses Claude and ChatGPT for podcast production, legal contract reviews, taxes, and building websites. Jacob shares how he uses it for personal growth and why he always reviews before he copies and pastes. Together they make a pretty clear case: love it or hate it, this stuff isn't going away, and now's the time to figure out where it fits in your life.OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Subscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00-02:10 – Welcome back / time flying, work grind, Jacob heading to Orlando for the regional02:10-04:02 – Easter egg hunting as the original loot box04:02-08:31 – Playing outside as a kid, the streetlight rule, and childhood autonomy08:31-11:01 – Why kids are going back outside — Matthew's content creator theory on authenticity cycles11:01-12:31 – The return of the uncut walk-and-talk vlog format / less polish = more appeal12:31-14:25 – MrBeast discourse: authentic vs. performed personality14:25-15:04 – Matthew on being introverted vs. social / Jacob on energy levels and sparking conversation15:04-17:03 – "If you're amazing at a job you hate, how good would you be at one you love?" Jacob drops a banger17:03-19:57 – Matthew on the love-hate relationship with editing / the hidden surgery of a clean cut19:57-21:13 – Jacob's dream: running his own business, building something family-oriented21:13-23:15 – Fast and Furious model of team culture ("You a cousin, you know what I'm saying?")23:15-27:02 – What Jacob naturally consumes: growth content, self-improvement, expanding perspective27:02-27:59 – Matthew's mom calls mid-episode / back in, now talking phone call anxiety27:59-28:49 – Why a phone call in 2026 feels like DEFCON 228:49-31:21 – Emojis as emotional punctuation / the passive-aggressive period text31:21-37:38 – MrBeast proposed and wrote "I did a thing" — the internet weighed in, the boys don't care37:38-37:54 – AI intro begins: the plan for a multi-part series, kicking off light37:54-40:01 – Matthew's AI journey (less than a year in) / transformer architecture goes back to 201740:01-41:24 – How Matthew uses AI: podcast production, schedule, personal assistant vibes41:24-42:53 – Tony Stark / Jarvis as the blueprint for how to interact with AI42:53-47:17 – Real use case: AI helped Matthew review a contractor dispute on the free version47:17-48:42 – Free vs. paid AI — what you can actually do without spending money48:42-52:23 – Jacob's AI setup: Copilot at work, ChatGPT personally / ran a comparison test52:23-53:49 – Matthew on ChatGPT's dictation feature: "a religious experience"53:49-54:45 – Why Matthew switched everything to Claude — background processing, website building, $20/month54:45-55:53 – Wrapping up the AI intro / promise to go deeper next episode with guests / learn it now or get left behind Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Roller Coasters, Rocket Launchers & A Creative Comeback Story
The guys are recording on fumes and somehow that’s when things get real. What starts as roller coaster stories and fear of heights bounces through Spirit Airlines horror, carnival ride fatalities, and Matthew’s legs giving out completely after a rip cord ride, before landing somewhere unexpected: Matthew opening up about a brutal breakup that shut him down creatively for nearly a decade and what it feels like to still be playing catch-up. Jacob wrote things down this time so they didn’t lose the thread, Culver’s gets a second chance with a full ratings breakdown, and the episode closes with a first-time weed story that ends exactly where you’d hope, face-deep in the best Oreos of his life.OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Subscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00-00:48 Cold open + theme song00:48-01:18 Intro — "fake it till you make it" energy, both running on empty01:18-05:18 Roller coasters, fear of heights, and things Jacob did for a girl at 1805:18-08:54 Matthew's nose, a kid who said something cruel, and body self-consciousness08:54-11:36 Adrenaline junkies — Matthew wants the front cart, Jacob just wants to survive11:36-15:50 Michigan Adventure rip cord: Matthew's legs stopped working for five minutes15:50-19:36 Spirit Airlines horror stories and the plane that shook apart on landing19:36-21:11 Carnival rides and why pop-up carnivals are a hard no21:11-22:05 Carnival food, the one reason Jacob actually goes22:05-23:55 Culver's round two preview — Jacob's back and he did the research this time23:55-28:25 Captain Underpants, reading books vs. pictures, and how Matthew's brain works like a projector28:25-31:05 Matthew's habit of cutting people off mid-sentence — and why his brain won't stop31:05-32:35 Taking compliments, deflecting, and the difference between humility and shame32:35-37:35 The decade Matthew stopped creating — a breakup, a creative shutdown, and what it means to feel behind37:35-40:35 Still playing catch-up: editing three videos and still feeling like nothing got done40:35-46:10 The rocket launcher button — road rage, empathy, and what changes when you realize you don't know what someone's going through46:10-53:20 Culver's round two full breakdown: chicken tenders, cheese curds, Oreo custard, ratings, and why Wisconsin burgers just aren't hitting53:20-55:22 Post Malone Oreos and the coworker candy stash55:22-58:15 The Oreo dipping debate — bowl vs. glass, double stuff discourse, and Jacob's "just two more" lie58:15-01:00:30 Matthew's first weed experience: army crawling down a hallway, and discovering what the best Oreos of his life taste like Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Card Shop Prices Exposed, Shrinkflation Rants & Main Player Energy
Matthew walked into a Pokemon card shop event and walked out with a story you have to hear. Main player energy was on a different level this week. The guys debate chocolate, Pepsi vs. Coke, and why everything at the store is getting smaller while the price goes up. Then it gets real: what are card shops actually paying for the product they're selling you? We did the math, and the numbers might change where you shop!OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Full Video Episodes on Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00-00:30 Cold open hook00:30-01:03 Intro: Jacob hosts this week + checking in on each other01:03-02:45 Matthew teases a "main character energy" moment from his weekend02:45-04:35 Editing shortcuts that saved five hours and the Drumline punctuality mantra04:35-06:45 Prepping cards for a local trade event, Kingdra EX promo discovery ($60 raw)06:45-09:15 Arriving early, the raffle setup, free pizza, and prizes way bigger than advertised09:15-09:40 Matthew locks in on the Phantasmal Flames ETB: "That's mine"09:40-13:40 The master ball spin: calling the shot, landing on 5%, and the couple's faces dropping13:40-16:05 The aftermath: grabbing pizza, the couple's energy shift, and the store's 65% buy-in rate16:05-18:00 Debating whether to open the ETB or keep it sealed, Charizard temptation18:00-20:00 Starbucks messes up the order and gives him two lattes, Bruce Almighty comparisons20:00-20:50 Jacob's half-story callback and the decision to open it for the Discord20:50-26:10 Jacob breaks down card shop vs. card show trade-in percentages (buy-in, trade-in, what's fair)26:10-26:30 Corporate pizza parties vs. actual employee appreciation26:30-27:50 Jacob's Dubai chocolate obsession begins: candy preferences, Halloween trading, chocolate vs. fruit candy27:50-32:00 The Dubai chocolate review: kadaif, pistachio, Costco finds, KitKat texture comparisons32:00-33:30 Jacob caving on trends, the One Piece parallel, sriracha and DIY spicy mayo33:30-36:20 Shrinkflation rant: soda bottles shrinking, deceptive packaging, and Matthew's unit pricing math36:20-37:45 Price differences between stores for the same Gatorade, gas station convenience markup37:45-38:45 Pepsi vs. Coke debate, Mexican Coca-Cola supremacy, Baja Blast sponsorship dreams38:45-40:30 Jacob's $4 Pepsi at Publix and the receipt sticker shock40:30-45:20 How Matthew evaluates card shops: Phantasmal Flames at $4.50 vs. shops charging $8-945:20-49:45 Distributor pricing exposed: $79.95 wholesale cost for a Twilight Masquerade booster box, markup math, and why $200+ pricing is pure greed49:45-52:55 Matthew's case for why Pokemon buyers reward shops with ethics, loyalty, and word-of-mouth52:55-56:30 The scalper question: how shop owners can serve their community first using league newsletters and pre-orders56:30-57:14 Outro and wrap Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Out of Sight, Out of His Mind: The Handicapable Episode (ft. BlindCraziness)
Meet BlindCraziness. He's legally blind, competitively plays Pokemon Go at the regional level, has 20/200 vision, and chose the hardest possible path in gaming on purpose. In this episode, Robbie joins Matthew and Jacob for an unfiltered conversation about what it's actually like to compete with a visual impairment, why One Piece filler hits different than Naruto filler, how a sensory deprivation tank changed his perspective, and why he's spent 46,000+ encounters hunting a single shiny Lotad. We also get into Pokemon Sun & Moon's surprisingly mature storyline, the infamous chess cheating scandal, and the moment Matthew finally understands a joke that went completely over his head for a full 6 minutes later... Part One of what's going to be a recurring presence on the show.OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00-00:34 Cold open00:34-03:24 Intro: Welcome to Talking Trubbish, meet Blind Craziness (Robbie)03:24-05:00 Origin of the gamertag and owning "blind"05:00-08:10 What 20/200 vision actually means, Stargardt's disease explained08:10-10:05 Playing competitive Pokemon Go with a visual impairment10:05-13:05 Accessibility at Pokemon Go regionals, headphone adapter workarounds13:05-14:44 The chess cheating scandal and Morse code butt plug technology14:44-17:05 Can you picture an apple? Aphantasia, ADHD, and how we visualize17:05-19:48 Sensory deprivation tanks: floating naked in Epsom salt darkness19:48-22:19 The secret to zero anxiety (and how it stresses out his wife)22:19-27:00 One Piece: how Robbie's wife accidentally fell in love with the show27:00-31:20 Naruto vs. One Piece: who handled filler better?31:20-32:10 Matthew finally gets the "obviously I watch dub" joke (6 min later)32:10-34:10 The One Piece anime remake and live action Season 234:10-38:00 Oda's writing process, retconning done right, and the Shanks scene38:00-40:00 Matthew's biggest One Piece gripe: manga character art40:00-43:30 Robbie's gaming history: Game Boy Color to League of Legends to Pokemon Go43:30-45:30 Pokemon Sun & Moon's mature storyline and Rainbow Rocket post-game45:30-49:30 Shiny hunting 101: odds, Masuda Method, and Skitty x Wailord49:30-54:00 Robbie's shiny hunting stats: 46,487 encounters for one Lotad54:00-55:28 Outro: Part One wrap and chess club confessions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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A Millennial Guide to Not Falling Apart- Chiros, Anxiety, & Hauntings
Matthew finally caved and saw a chiropractor after six months of not being able to turn his neck — and what happened on that table needs to be heard to be believed. The guys get into finding doctors worth trusting, the body falling apart after 30, and managing anxiety on your own terms. Then Jacob ends the episode with a ghost story that has no clean resolution and honestly just raises more questions...OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00-01:08 Jacob teases a scary story, Matthew pivots to his neck pain01:08-03:37 Six months of neck and back pain — limited mobility, trying everything03:37-05:03 Chiro porn, the fear of getting snapped, and finally hitting the "fuck it" button05:03-08:41 Inside the appointment — the chiropractor's reaction and taking his time08:41-09:34 The double tap — the sounds, the cold feeling, the relief09:34-10:55 Jacob's Zelda lock-pick analogy and wanting to go to Matthew's chiro10:55-13:15 Jacob hates the dentist but finally went — setting the scene13:15-15:28 The dentist experience — Spotify in the chair, detailed x-rays, best visit ever15:28-19:00 How old was the dentist? — younger doctors vs older ones taking their time19:00-22:30 Tonsil stones, ENTs, and the procedure that skipped a step22:30-25:39 Our generation of doctors isn't cutting corners — the older ones were25:39-28:04 Jacob's herniated disc and the art of spinal decompression28:04-29:48 How did people deal with this in medieval times?29:48-33:10 Matthew used AI to find his chiro when Google reviews couldn't be trusted33:10-35:39 Sleep vs sex — Matthew's 7-hour threshold and the scarcity mindset shift35:39-36:53 When did you actually start prioritizing your health?36:53-43:22 Jacob's first anxiety scare playing FIFA — how it started and got bad43:22-45:23 Jacob managed his anxiety solo — and his secret weapon is sour candy45:23-49:39 Matthew's history with Xanax, feeling like a zombie, and getting his emotions back49:39-51:41 Youth is wasted on the youth — take care of your body now51:41-52:13 Jacob almost forgot his own story from the top of the episode52:13-56:28 The haunting at Jacob's house continues — the light was off, then it wasn't Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Doomscrolling the Algorithm: Aliens, Body Swap Conspiracies & the Pyramids
The guys kick things off with a Culver’s grand opening food breakdown before spiraling into Instagram ad paranoia, doomscrolling psychology, and the strange timing of conspiracy narratives around Jim Carrey, Ghislaine Maxwell and the Epstein documents. They move from Obama’s alien comments to Star Trek utopian dreams and pyramid engineering debates, ending with a Google autocomplete moment that feels just unsettling enough to make you question everything.Full Interview With Obama HereOUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Subscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–03:14 Cold Open Chaos & Brain That Won’t Shut Up03:14–12:42 Culver’s Grand Opening Frenzy & Full Food Review12:42–17:25 Are Instagram Ads Listening to Us?17:25–20:31 Doomscrolling, Curiosity & Algorithm Manipulation20:31–21:39 Habit Burger Tangent & Ad Targeting Proof21:39–26:04 Jim Carrey “Replaced” Theory & Grinch Reunion Pics26:04–30:37 Ghislaine Maxwell Swap Talk & Epstein Draft Weirdness30:37–36:12 Biden Reboot Jokes & Media Content Machines36:12–37:28 The Origin of “Conspiracy Theorist” & Social Punishment37:28–42:51 Obama on Aliens & The Existential Fallout42:51–45:30 Star Trek Future Dreams & Science should exceed Military Spending45:30–50:17 Pyramids, Precision Engineering & Alien Assistance Debate50:17–51:53 Chaotic Outro. They’re listening in on us… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Epstein Files, Conspiracy Theories, and Why Everything’s on the Table Now
Matthew and Jacob do a high-level rundown of the Epstein files and how the fallout is melting people’s trust in institutions, then zoom out into why conspiracy culture sticks when accountability feels optional. The conversation bounces between the “conspiracy pyramid,” online discourse control theories, UFOs and tech acceleration, AI safety panic, money and wealth brain-rot, and ends with a simple challenge to do one intentional act of kindness this week.Click to view the Conspiracy Pyramid!OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–03:35 Worldview whiplash, conspiracies feeling “less fake,” and pulling up the conspiracy pyramid03:36–06:10 “Detached from reality” tier: QAnon, deep state, Pizzagate, adrenochrome and the messiness of “truthy” vibes06:11–08:33 Ghislaine Maxwell Reddit theory: “MaxwellHill,” timing coincidences, and influence over discourse08:34–12:20 Why conspiracy culture sticks: gaslighting, institutions, and “this isn’t a party issue”12:21–15:10 UFO/UAP talk, info overload, and being too tired to tap out15:11–17:10 Accountability rage: redactions, officials downplaying, and fear about releasing the episode17:11–19:25 Education systems and “Rockefeller cycle” as a bigger systems rant19:26–21:40 Tech acceleration and the “aliens nudged the tech tree” theory21:41–26:10 Internet as a “communication dimension” and the existential crisis moment26:11–30:10 Other countries reacting to the U.S., plus “countries that pay you to move”30:11–33:10 Where you’d live if you had to: home comfort vs cultural variety33:11–37:40 Social media toxicity, anti-regulation anger, and the Grok/XAI freakout37:41–40:15 Elon + Epstein island email jokes and the “Christmas message” absurdity40:16–44:30 Money doesn’t buy happiness, debt as the anchor, and wealth hoarding criticism44:31–56:06 Good rich people examples, friendship reality-checks, intellectual challenge, and the “do one kind act” closer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Two Guys vs the Occult — Paranormal Activity & I Am Legend
Matthew breaks down how Paranormal Activity genuinely unsettled him, and that confession kicks off a conversation about why psychological horror sticks way longer than jump scares. He and Jacob move from childhood fears to horror classics and what actually makes something feel terrifying.OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–03:08 Intro, catching up, tech/audio nonsense03:08–05:39 Matthew watches Paranormal Activity for the first time05:39–06:40 Movie premise: couple, haunting, and the camera setup06:40–08:09 Psychic/“expert” visit, demon talk, and disbelief vs belief08:09–13:58 Escalation nights, relationship tension, and building dread13:58–16:26 The flour scene and the invisible footprints reveal16:26–18:52 Why paranormal horror is scarier than zombies (no defense)18:52–23:50 Climax/end talk, Matthew panic-level fear, sleep getting wrecked23:50–26:58 Filmmaking praise: $15k budget, practical effects, Hollywood laziness26:58–28:44 The Descent and “flashlight horror”28:44–32:53 Horror games: Dead by Daylight and being scared on purpose32:53–34:24 Night paranoia: taking the trash out and acting tough34:24–37:03 Matthew’s basement/laundry scares and the picture-falling moment37:03–41:53 Home-at-night fear, dogs as security, and recovery after the movie41:53–44:39 Not antagonizing anything: cameras/webcams and “nope” behavior44:39–50:51 Ouija boards, ghosts, and what they won’t mess with50:51–58:15 Sleep paralysis, sleeping habits, and nighttime fear logic58:15–End Wrap-up and setting up deeper paranormal talk later Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Building PokeHouse: Why YouTube Monetization Isn’t What You Think
Andrey from PokéHouse breaks down how a high school friend basically forced him to launch YouTube in late 2022, how vendor POV content became his lane, and what it really takes to survive the algorithm without losing your mind. The conversation jumps from dealing with negative comments and pricing chaos at busy card shows to monetization math, pumping out three shorts a day, and his plan to build a giveaway binder of duplicate Mega Pokémon pulls.Links for PokeHouse below!www.youtube.com/@Poke_HouseWhatnot: @Pokehouse_Check Out His Instagram @jtpokehouseTikTok @jtpoke.houseOUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–04:56 Pokémon, Soccer, and How This Even Started04:56–10:14 Starting YouTube With a Deadline and No Safety Net10:14–13:42 Why Pokémon Won Over Fitness and Self-Help13:42–18:29 Learning to Edit, Be on Camera, and Not Sound Like a Robot18:29–22:46 Community vs Business and the Weird Reality of Live Shows22:46–31:46 Retention, Storytelling, and Making Card Shows Watchable31:46–35:39 Handling Hate Comments Without Losing Your Mind35:39–43:46 First Time Vending: Fear, Overwhelm, and Crowd Control43:46–52:20 What Actually Sells at Pokémon Card Shows52:20–1:01:12 Vendor Math: Profit, Capital, and Scaling Reality1:01:12–1:09:19 YouTube Monetization: Expectations vs Reality1:09:19–1:15:38 Daily Upload Systems and Beating the Algorithm1:15:38–1:23:02 Flooding Shorts Without Burning Out1:23:02–1:24:55 Fail Forward, Be Yourself, and Final Advice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Costco Glizzies & Aldi Being a Cheat Code
The guys jump from slipping on “healthy habits” and coffee addiction logic to how childhood grocery stores, nostalgia, and pricing psychology quietly shape adult food choices. The conversation moves through Aldi price hacks, fake health branding, impulse spending traps, and why boring changes like drinking more water actually work better than extreme diets!OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:32–01:38 Cold open: the boys admit they’re never prepared and just raw-dog the conversation01:38–03:07 “New year, new me” immediately gets folded by a donut relapse03:07–06:24 Coffee math, cutting sugar, and the slippery slope of “I earned a treat”06:24–07:27 Trying to go back to black coffee, but hating life the whole time07:27–14:50 Grocery store origins and regional chain lore: Publix vs Meijer and what your parents wired into your brain14:50–16:02 Costco/Sam’s Club nostalgia16:02–25:33 Why Walmart is a “no” (red vs blue logic), Aldi first impressions, and the psychology of where you shop25:33–34:43 The Yuka app rabbit hole: scanning food and realizing everything is secretly toxic 34:43–38:13 Grocery stores are designed to nerf your self-control; curbside pickup as the pandemic’s best upgrade 38:13–42:25 Publix BOGOs are a trap, “ratchet Walmart” energy, and how deals bully your wallet42:25–44:01 Walmart has crazy sealed-item deals, and the convo pivots into profit margins and consumer manipulation44:01–45:37 “Loss leader” explained using the legendary $1.50 Costco hot dog as the example 45:37–48:23 Costco food court obsession, foodie behavior, and the membership myth gets detonated 48:23–52:26 Glizzy corner: hot dog love, condiments, and Mexican/Colombian hot dog discourse 52:26–55:13 Mustard vs ketchup, mayo slander, relish hatred, spicy mayo supremacy, then wrap-up Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Pokémon Collecting Feeling Broken
Pokémon hype, artificial scarcity, and Charizard obsession set the stage as Matthew and Jacob talk through how the hobby lost its balance. The episode moves from Discord game nights and video game nostalgia to a Pokémon Emerald cartridge story that rewrites a gift that once felt special.OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Subscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–03:12 YouTube launch, recording schedules, and evolving podcast setups03:12–06:05 Collector backgrounds, display aesthetics, and personality through collections06:05–11:58 Whatnot auctions, scalpers, and god pack scam behavior11:58–18:21 Charizard art debates and modern Pokémon set hype18:21–24:02 UPC pricing, artificial scarcity, and GameStop selling at market24:02–30:11 Pack-opening superstitions and partner pull luck30:11–36:44 Promo cards, market manipulation, and Logan Paul auction influence36:44–42:57 First Talking Trubbish Discord game night chaos42:57–50:48 Horror games, vibes, and why fear-based games hit differently50:48–58:54 Steam Machine rumors, pricing speculation, and hardware fatigue58:54–1:05:12 Gaming escapism, nostalgia, and why older games felt better1:05:12–1:07:00 Pokémon Emerald nostalgia and authenticity doubts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Logan Paul’s Pokémon Card Having a Serious Problem
Matthew and Jacob talk through upgrading Talking Trubbish into video, why learning real editing skills matters more than AI shortcuts, and how small quality standards shape long-term creative sanity. The conversation jumps into Pokémon grading drama, Logan Paul’s Pikachu Illustrator controversy, influencer boxing economics, and ends on the pure collector dopamine of stumbling into a retail Pokémon restock in the wild!OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Subscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–02:30 Delayed release schedule, video testing, and why the timing’s weird02:30–07:15 Switching to DaVinci Resolve and demystifying video editing07:15–12:30 CapCut, AI shortcuts, and why proofreading still matters12:30–16:45 Work ethic, burnout, and setting standards for yourself16:45–18:30 Transition into influencer market manipulation18:30–22:45 Logan Paul’s Pikachu Illustrator card and grading history22:45–27:30 PSA slab issues vs TAG and Beckett comparisons27:30–33:45 Liquid Marketplace, fractional ownership, and conflicting claims33:45–36:45 Auction hype, card damage concerns, and resale skepticism36:45–40:30 Jake Paul’s boxing pattern and influencer spectacle40:30–46:30 Mike Tyson, Anthony Joshua, and why the fights feel scripted46:30–49:30 Money, reputation laundering, and influencer economics49:30–52:30 Travel plans, Easter confusion, and calendar chaos52:30–57:45 Farm & Fleet Pokémon restock discovery at retail prices57:45–59:47 Collector joy, content ideas, and closing thoughts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Itachi, Gear 5, & the LED Budget Funeral
Jacob and Matthew start 2026 by tweaking their theme song and geeking out over LED strip lights, mispronounced names, and the price of building a gaming‑room shrine to Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle. The chat quickly dives into anime rabbit holes — Pokémon magazine art, One Piece’s Wano arc, Dragon Ball’s god forms, and favorite characters — with detours into soccer manga, Solo Leveling, and how manga budgets compare to trading‑card splurges. They round things out with boozy holiday games, a marathon road trip story, and plans to bring video, streaming and more organized chaos to Talking Trubbish in the year ahead.OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:36–02:45 Theme tweak talk and the closet-studio upgrades.02:45–04:09 Gaming room “simple upgrades” and how fast the costs pile up.04:09–08:07 Name pronunciation spirals: Elise/Alice and “white brain” decoding.08:07–11:01 Siri blurts Jacob’s name and everybody gets mildly spooked.11:01–15:27 Hue vs Govee and the LED ecosystem headache.15:27–19:29 Pokémon Time magazine covers, framing, and wall-display flexing.19:29–32:50 One Piece binge talk and Gear 5 hype with power-up comparisons.32:50–39:58 Favorite characters and the Itachi appreciation segment.39:58–45:36 Boruto nerf rage and the Two Blue Vortex talk.45:36–49:40 Blue Lock thoughts and the Whistle sports manga shoutout.49:40–58:13 Solo Leveling praise and arguing what counts as “great anime.”58:13–01:07:54 Christmas game traditions and the brother New York-to-Florida drive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Ball-Busting as a Love Language
Matthew recaps going to Comic-Con and why the vibe feels way better than Pokémon tournament crowds, even when the prices are insane. They jump from collector self-control and impossible-to-find manga volumes to the Funko market crashing, Yu-Gi-Oh pops, and a surprisingly serious spiral into masculinity, Andrew Tate, and whether holding the door for people is secretly becoming a lost art.OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–01:35 Quick intro, and Matthew’s con weekend setup. 01:35–02:45 Matthew explains Comic-Con vibes vs tournament vibes. 02:45–04:15 The “regionals are competitive and stinky” comparison. 04:15–06:35 Restraint talk: almost buying ETBs, con food, and little artist-alley pickups. 06:35–09:10 Manga booth temptation and out-of-print danger. 09:10–12:10 Manga collecting logic: completion, condition, and why missing volumes hurt. 12:10–15:05 Editions and reprints, and why later volumes get screwed. 15:05–17:35 Prince of Tennis rabbit hole and the cursed missing Volume 33. 17:35–28:45 Collector pain stories and the psychology of hunting “the one volume.” 28:45–39:30 Masculinity, confidence, dating expectations, and Andrew Tate pushback. 48:45–52:10 Funko market crash, con tie-in, and Yu-Gi-Oh Funko pickups. 52:10– End Door-holding etiquette, regionals exception, and the wrap. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Pokémon Economics & Hustling Raw Singles
Jacob starts telling this weird story about Amazon recommending tripod sprinkler setups, and somehow it turns into both of them doubling down on Pokémon investing like it’s their retirement plan. They jump from card-show stories and grading hustle to Funko Pop heartbreak, $6k Charizards, and a vending machine that somehow sells Elite Trainer Boxes?! If you want to hear two grown men justify turning their savings into sealed product, this episode goes crazy!OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–01:20 Amazon tripod chaos derails the cold open. 01:21–03:10 Bilingual dropdown madness and strange recommendations. 03:11–06:20 Catching up on the week and diving back into Pokémon collecting. 06:21–09:50 Splitting savings into “Pokémon equity” and investment talk. 09:51–13:30 How Jacob evaluates singles, comps, and grading potential. 13:31–17:40 Card show stories, kids getting free cards, and creator fakery. 17:41–22:10 Charizard lore, Ash nostalgia, and 151 binder progression. 22:11–27:40 Flipping cards, vendor psychology, and Discord selling. 27:41–32:40 Collecting as content, building confidence, and teaching the hobby. 32:41–37:20 Funko Pop collapse and Matthew’s collector trauma. 37:21–45:10 Pokémon market history, set value jumps, and Bitcoin regret energy. 45:11–End New chase cards, $6k Charizards, box condition talk, and holiday sign-off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Bad Bunny Outrage & Taco Bell Extortion
Jacob breaks down the whole Bad Bunny Super Bowl drama, and it spirals into a debate about hype culture, FOMO, and why people get weird about artists they don’t understand. Then the episode swerves into Pokémon investing, frozen iguanas, suicidal squirrels, and Matthew’s Taco Bell charity rant that accidentally becomes a villain origin story. It’s one of those episodes where the topics shouldn’t connect, but somehow they absolutely do.OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! WE GOT AN ALBUM ON Apple Music & Spotify NOW!!!Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00 — Drake sound effects spiral into music nostalgia. 03:00 — Matthew asks Jacob to explain Bad Bunny to white people. 07:45 — Super Bowl backlash and why Americans stay confused. 10:45 — Trendy artists, FOMO, and Jacob’s “I don’t chase hype” manifesto. 13:00 — Pokémon FOMO hits different. 17:15 — Booster boxes, investments, and Matthew nearly having a financial stroke. 22:00 — Matthew buys the Mega Evolutions box live on air. 26:30 — ETBs vs booster boxes and sealed collector logic. 33:00 — Weather chaos, frozen iguanas, and Florida’s NPC wildlife. 38:30 — Matthew’s rabbit tragedy and emotional shutdown. 47:00 — Foot fetishes, OnlyFans checks, and “don’t yuck someone’s yum.” 58:00 — The Taco Bell charity ambush and Matthew’s villain origin story. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Overcompensating TVs & One's Brain Lagging IRL
Jacob’s showing off his gaming room setup, and Matthew’s brain is lagging so hard he can’t even process TV sizes without short-circuiting mid-sentence. It slides into Pokémon merch taking over the house, Midwest weather trauma, car-flood disasters, and the kind of dumb life math two exhausted dudes should not be trusted to solve. If you want to hear someone mentally blue-screen in real time while trying to talk during a podcast, this one’s it.OUR DISCORD IS LIVE!!! Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–05:10 Gaming-room progress, LED lighting, and mirror illusions.05:11–09:40 TV-size math, wall-mount fear, and room layout pressure.09:41–14:05 Poster plans, Charizard displays, and the collector shrine.14:06–18:30 ETBs, slabs, figure addiction, and value hoarding.18:31–22:50 Anime shelf talk and expensive collectibles spiraling.22:51–27:00 Collection apps, tracking value, and hoarder self-awareness.27:01–31:40 Planning Orlando Regionals and spectating the next season.31:41–36:15 Airport chaos, government shutdown tangent, and memory fog.36:16–41:20 Indianapolis Airbnb chaos and regional nerves.41:21–46:10 Cold venues, BTW hoodies, and Midwest weather trauma.46:11–52:30 Flooding disasters, taco-run thunderstorm, and mildew aftermath.52:31–End Car flooding close calls, state pride, and humidity misery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Curb-Stomping PSA Slabs & S*xy Colognes
What starts as a birthday check-in turns into a crash course on Pokémon card grading, slab cracking, and vendor hustle. Then it veers into room-makeover plans, outrageous regional-tournament stories, and a deep—and way too honest—discussion on cologne and scent confidence. Stay tuned after the episode for an exciting announcement! Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–02:10 Birthday talk and quick catch-up.02:11–06:20 Grading debates and inconsistent slabs.06:21–12:20 Cracking slabs and chasing better grades.12:21–16:20 PSA 10 wins and price swings.16:21–21:20 Facebook Charizard deal and condition checks.21:21–24:50 Vendor math and fast flips.24:51–28:40 YouTube vending ideas and booth filming.28:41–33:10 Japan pickups and restock patterns.33:11–37:20 Room-build plans and shelf layouts.37:21–43:20 Language jokes and sazón talk.43:21–52:10 Pokémon regional chaos and pee-table lore.52:11–1:00:20 Cologne picks, compliments, and scent notes.1:00:21–1:07:05 Longevity tricks and deodorant borrowing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Being Stuck In Sh*tty Situations
What starts as post-concert recovery turns into man-flu chaos, bad smells, and Wingstop nostalgia before way too much talk about poop etiquette. From overpriced shows to spice tolerance and ramen revenge, it’s the full spectrum of pain, pride, and poor life choices.Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–01:18 Sound effects and inside jokes get out of hand.01:19–03:50 Post-concert sickness and “man flu” logic.03:51–06:55 Regional hygiene stories and Matthew’s cologne defense.06:56–10:12 Wingstop orders, food cravings, and bathroom talk begin.10:13–13:55 The poop threshold debate hits dangerous honesty levels.13:56–18:40 Bathroom avoidance stories and travel constipation confessions.18:41–21:15 Concert fatigue and overpriced tickets cause rants.21:16–27:35 Matthew’s Sleep Token experience and chaotic concert neighbors.27:36–32:29 Ticketmaster rants, mosh pit memories, and money talk.32:30–38:40 Relationship growth, traveling together, and social anxiety.38:41–45:50 Seafood fails, tuna salad wins, and Costco Pokémon finds.45:51–52:30 Cooking experiments, spice levels, and couple dynamics.52:31–59:10 Hot sauce pain, ramen trauma, and aging stomachs.59:11–1:09:21 Childhood bathroom stories Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Speed-Running Dating Flags
Mic upgrades and editing obsession spiral into real talk about burnout, relationships, and learning to let go. The chat hits cookies, compatibility, sex debates, and the hard lessons that come with growing up and dating in your 30s! Enjoy the ending song!Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–02:57 Mic testing and Matthew’s new recording setup.02:58–06:43 Audio gear talk, OCD editing habits, and creative burnout.06:44–08:41 Life updates and Matthew moving in with his girlfriend?08:42–13:06 Early podcast memories and all-nighters.13:07–16:57 Reflections on chemistry, friendship, and podcast flow.16:58–18:40 Politics, censorship worries, and editing decisions.18:41–22:09 Food talk turns to Crumbl Cookies and bad baking takes.22:10–27:29 Cookie dough logic, weird food preferences, and pickiness.27:30–30:43 Jacob's One Piece binge, movie talk, and early dating updates.30:44–38:41 Dating advice, compatibility tests, and relationship “green flags.”38:42–43:41 Sex jokes, dating stories, and listener-submitted questions.43:42–51:31 Heartbreak stories, emotional maturity, and personal growth.51:32–1:00:10 Breakup recovery, confidence talk, and self-worth lessons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About The Huzz, The Hustle, & The Hot Wings
A rant about gym culture turns into protein bar conspiracies, bad high school lunches, and nostalgia for vending machine junk. It moves between slang lessons, cooking habits, food nostalgia, and how mental health talk looks today! Enjoy the banger after the episode too!Enjoy the banger after the episode too!Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–03:21 Gym talk turns into a rant about motivation.03:22–06:48 Protein powders and supplement scams get roasted.06:49–09:54 Fake sponsors spark jokes about hustling online.09:55–13:02 Jacob teaches slang while Matthew struggles to keep up.13:03–16:17 Singing turns into Funko Pop head jokes.16:18–20:42 Becky G talk leads to celebrity stories.20:43–24:38 Adrenaline stories mix with crash talk.24:39–29:33 High school lunches and Mexican pizza nostalgia hit.29:34–34:50 Food costs and diet debates kick off.34:51–40:27 Cooking, chicken picks, and Wingstop cravings take over.40:28–47:31 Flan recipes and potluck chaos unfold.47:32–55:28 Family quirks and mental health talk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Trouble-Shatting Problems in ChatGPT
A wedding story turns chaotic with spilled bourbon, bruised shins, and surprise bridesmaid math before the conversation pivots into bachelor-party culture and how AI might take everyone’s jobs!!!Join our skeleton of a Discord server! There is going to be a LOT of work going into it in the next week or two so come along for the fun!https://discord.gg/zS3g6zQEFollow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–02:57 Intro glitch and quick catch-up.02:58–08:12 Wedding chaos, mosh pit, and spilled bourbon.08:13–14:56 Airbnb haze, tux win, and fit talk.14:57–19:19 Bridesmaid walk jokes and blackmail threats.19:20–25:31 Best-man talk and family reflections.25:32–28:14 Bachelor-party debate and “last night of freedom.”31:43–35:14 AI in medicine, MRI talk, and pharma criticism.35:15–41:14 ChatGPT use, creative revival, and tech reliance.41:15–47:25 AI tools, research help, and skill-loss worries.47:26–59:21 Therapy costs, bots, and JARVIS jokes.59:22–1:03:32 Breakup recovery, confidence, and self-worth.1:03:33–1:04:22 Teasing new projectsEnjoy the banger, this one was so much fun to write and make for you all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Overhydration & Bootleg Box Sets
Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–07:18 Water-jug roast, hydration myths, and bathroom humor.07:19–10:59 Urban legends and dumb high-school pain stories.11:00–14:57 Healthy-living chat turns into consistency jokes.14:58–17:39 Jacob’s One Piece binge and Matthew’s hesitation.17:40–21:18 Sub vs dub debate and what makes anime hit emotionally.21:19–26:59 Boruto rant, nostalgia for Naruto glory days.27:00–33:38 One Piece morals, favorite characters, and emotional payoff.33:39–39:20 Matthew’s manga collection talk and counterfeit-book warning.39:21–44:58 Printing-industry deep dive and manga-buying advice.44:59–50:31 Modern anime recs: Demon Slayer, Solo Leveling, Dandadan.50:32–1:03:00 Toonami nostalgia, Death Note, and OG classics talk.1:03:01–1:09:12 Jacob’s gaming-room plans, girl-with-drawing story, and closing banter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Being Back From Hiatus
Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected]:00–08:27 Back after six months, joking about ghosting and catching up.08:27–16:54 Matthew misses a promotion but gets a raise, cuts back on hobbies.16:54–25:21 Matthew dumps Funko Pops and rips into TCG prices.25:21–33:48 Scalpers and empty shelves spark rants about restocks.33:48–42:15 Jacob backs sealed product, flexes ETBs and graded cards.42:15–50:42 Nostalgia for Neo Genesis and Gym sets, roasting shady shops.50:42–59:09 Stories about airport checks, lucky finds, and resale chaos.59:09–1:07:39 Diet hacks, Costco vs. Sam’s, fruit talk, sign-off.Enjoy the BANGER!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Déjà Vu & Getting Cooked by Comedians
Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected] 0:00Jacob got cooked by a comedian- 2:50Restaurant bottle service rich- 10:10Barber meet cute- 14:25Deja vu- 17:10Sleep Paralysis- 25:50Continuous dreaming and reoccurring themes- 35:20Um, ackshully Jacob…- 39:45We’re recognizing faces- 42:30Music is triggering memories- 46:45Dealing with anxiety and training your brain- 48:50 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Freaky Pokemon & Music Festival Bathrooms
Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected] 0:00Pokemon 151 at Costco went CRAZY- 2:30GameFreak had 1T of pokemon data leaked to the public- 17:00Typhlosion lookin like a creep- 29:45We try to talk politics- 36:10Cursive is a dying skill- 37:15What did Jacob go as for his Halloween party?- 42:45Going to a EDM music festival- 46:10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Halloween Costumes & Crazy Hair Styles
Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected] and picking a Halloween Costume- 0:00Barber Talk- 5:00Going bald and hair medication qualms- 14:00Metrosexuals and making nerds look good- 23:00Being shamed by the dentist- 32:30The Energizer Bunny- 38:30The birthday suit in the backseat- 45:00Halloween and beard talk- 50:00Jacob wanted everyone to know it’s his birthday- 57:15 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Gummies & Our Bodies Being Little B*tches
Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected] 0:00How we met and “online friends”- 3:50Lizards troll Jacob’s dog- 12:15Matthew’s on a gummy- 15:10Does weed or alcohol enhance sex? -20:00Jacob’s experience- 23:10The Taco Bell cycle- 27:30Accepting you can’t eat certain foods anymore- 35:20The brownie- 42:15Sobriety talk and NA beers- 50:00Jacob may have been hit on by a guy?- 56:20 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Choking Kinks & Overcoming Fears
Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected] 0:00Matthew is blind as shit. Jacob’s just vain- 5:50Jacob’s shitty story- 15:00We got attacked by dogs as kids- 21:15Jacob likes what in bed?!?!- 25:45Dating advice from two unapologetic nerds- 33:30Futbol talk- 39:20Matthew’s the real Malibu’s Most Wanted- 47:50Killing Jacob with portion sizes- 54:00The indoor soccer story- 1:02:05 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About F*ckboys, Tinder, & STD Misinformation?!
Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishEmail us your stories or [email protected] 0:00Jacob cracks himself up sometimes- 2:55Is Matthew secretly a sweatpants wearing fuckboy?- 7:55What is needed in a partner and self-sabotaging- 14:45STD testing and dating apps- 21:55Bolivian Tinder- 34:35Matthew’s dating stories- 43:55Seeing the same person on different apps- 54:15Love yourself before you can love others- 58:55Telegram is a cheating app?!- 1:02:25 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Pokémon Conspiracies & Latinos Loving Chinese Buffets
Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishTime StampsIntroductions- 0:00Pokémon Lore and Conspiracies- 7:10Chris spreads Pokemon movie misinformation- 16:35Horizons vs Main Series- 27:50Pokémon Waifus and anime spiky teeth origins- 43:50Chinese food and Gehicob has all the meats- 50:00Chris’s a big sinning Seinen fan- 1:13:45 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About a S*xy Pop Star and RDJ's Blackface Controversy
Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishIntroduction- 0:00Charlie XCX’s new song- 1:40Why didn’t you tell me I was fat?- 9:30Jacob plants his seeds throughout people- 17:45Back to Charlie- 21:40Disney goes Pop/Punk- 23:40**Goofy Movie Songs**Song 1Song 2Zapdos/Zap-a-dos and Jacob can’t be trusted with a Deathnote- 53:30Pokemon pull rates suck- 55:30A Pokemon card store got raided for drugs- 59:00Cancel culture and RDJ blackface controversy- 1:01:30 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Introducing a Date to your S*x Doll
Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishIntroduction- 0:00Waifus and TCG- 3:45French Pole Vaulter got “The Ripple Effect”- 16:45Abella Danger Olympic Lookalike & IShowSpeed- 20:00Don’t Yuck Someone’s Yum & “Affordable”Sex Dolls- 25:15Zach And Miri Make A Porno & Accepted movie talk- 39:10Jacob got his straw sucked on- 45:20How do you make out?- 54:00The “Body Count” Debate- 1:00:30Airbnb search criteria strategies- 1:14:45 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The One About Olympic D!cks & Dr. Doom’s Reveal
Follow us on X @TalkTrubbishPodSubscribe to our Youtube Channel @TalkingTrubbishIntroductions- 0:00Pokémon Booster Pack Gambling- 4:00Hot Topic Funko Pop hunters- 7:00CT scanning unopened Pokémon card packs- 13:30Mr Beast fake news and the “Circle Bottle”- 22:00The French Olympic diver is not family friendly- 27:30The World Cup vs Olympics- 40:00Robert Downey Jr. is all about that money- 47:00Dr. doom speculation- 50:00Cinematic Villains- 54:00Who should’ve been cast as Dr. doom- 58:00Fantastic Four Casting- 1:02:00 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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