Two Girls, One Haircut

This week we're diving into ACOTAR Book 2:A Court of Mist and Fury (ACOMAF)by Sarah J. Maas, and somewhere along the way we accidentally got into a debate with the actual voice actor for Tamlin...No, seriously. After posting our very strong opinions about Tamlin on TikTok, we got a message from the man who voices him, Henry Kramer, asking a simple question: "What exactly was Tamlin supposed to do Under the Mountain?" And just like that, our ACOTAR obsession reached a whole new level!! In this episode, we break down everything that happens in ACOTAR Book 2, from Feyre's trauma and Tamlin's increasingly controlling behavior to Rhysand's House of Wind, theCourt of Nightmares, Velaris, the Suriel's legendary tea-spilling abilities, and one of the most iconic reveals in the entire series.But we're not just recapping the book—we're arguing with it.We're discussing:Why we hate Tamlin but have a crush Henry KramerHow Jessie likes to set a mood prior to kicking off on a topicWhy Chapter 54 deserves way more attention than Chapter 55Whether Feyre is a heroine... or occasionally the most frustrating person in PrythianWhy Rhysand might be playing an entirely different game than everyone elseThe Court of Nightmares scene that had us kicking our feet and losing our mindsWhy we're suddenly questioning everything we thought we knew about Book 1The Suriel continuing to be the biggest gossip in fantasy literatureAnd why you may have heard Jessie and Kiki screaming “save your mate” all the way from the comfort of your own home.Plus, hear how Producer Binkie handles himself while trying to pronounce all of the made up words from our ACOTAR-themed round of This or That, including flying versus winnowing, subtle magic versus raw power, Weaver's Cottage versus the Bone Carver, and the ultimate debate: Team Rhysand or Team Tamlin.By the end of this episode, we've gone from casually reading fantasy books to fully relocating to the Night Court, decorating our imaginary House of Wind apartments, and accepting that Sarah J. Maas may have permanently altered our brain chemistry. Whether you're a longtime member of BookTok, deep in your Sarah J. Maas era, or just wondering why two grown women are arguing about fictional faeries for over an hour, this episode is for you. So, light your candles, grab your Tamlin's Tears tumbler, settle in, and join us for our complete ACOMAF meltdown. New episodes every Wednesday. Bonus episodes every Friday.Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at @TwoGirlsOneHaircut, visitwww.twogirlsonehaircut.com, and join the conversation. Don't forget to follow, rate, and review the podcast—it helps us grow and proves to our family that talking about nonsense on the internet is, in fact, a legitimate hobby.

Before there was a podcast, there were summer jobs... and apparently Jessie had all of them. This week on Behind the Pod, the sisters take a detour from vacation true crime and dive into Jessie’s impressive resume of vacation-themed jobs, including lifeguard, Disney Cast Member, Disney Store employee, and professional scooper of ice cream in South Florida. Along the way, you'll learn: Why Disney allegedly refuses to let you die on property The tragic alligator attack that changed Disney safety policies Jessica's lifeguard stories (including the day a drowning happened) Why Floridians fear lakes more than sharks The infamous glass bathroom at the ice cream shop Retail trauma, denim walls, and Plush Mountain The Disney uniform malfunction that left Jessica unexpectedly "ventilated" while driving around the park The conversation somehow also includes Disney conspiracy theories, vacation planning, Gap folding techniques, shark conservation, weather forecasting for lifeguards, and why Kiki still believes Disney World might be the perfect vacation. If you've ever worked a weird summer job, survived retail, folded jeans for minimum wage, or dreamed of working at Disney, this one's for you. Because sometimes the real vacation horror story isn't getting murdered on vacation—it's realizing you've spent three hours reorganizing stuffed animals on Plush Mountain.  Follow us for more sister chaos on Instagram, TikTok, and Youtube at @TwoGirlsOneHaircut. Visit https://www.twogirlsonehaircut.com for episodes, updates, bonus content, and all the random topics that somehow become podcast episodes. If you're enjoying the show, be sure to follow, rate, and review—it helps other people find our little corner of the internet and fuels our completely reasonable Disney vacation planning. 

What starts as a relaxing beach vacation quickly turns into a full-blown true crime spiral. This week on Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki ask an important question: How do people ever go on vacation without assuming someone is going to die? While most people spend their trips sipping cocktails and collecting souvenirs, these sisters spend theirs watching documentaries about disappearances, kidnappings, suspicious husbands, and people who mysteriously vanish while on vacation. From the heartbreaking disappearance of Madeleine McCann to the ongoing mystery of Amy Bradley, the sisters dive into some of the most haunting travel-related true crime cases ever covered. Along the way, they discuss the Gabby Petito case, creepy hotel experiences, travel safety, rip currents, scuba diving mishaps, and why Kiki is convinced her husband will choke on a hot dog the second she leaves town. Also discussed: The irrational fears that live rent-free in our heads The most suspicious clue if we disappeared on vacation Why we'd choose a shark before a strange man AirTags, shared locations, and travel paranoia Why Kiki checks hotel rooms like she's in a horror movie The legend of "Half Moons" and the hot dog incident that changed everything If you've ever watched a true crime documentary in your hotel room, checked the closet before bed, or immediately assumed the husband did it, this episode is for you. Because nothing says "vacation mode" quite like sunscreen, ocean views, and an unsolved disappearance. New episodes every Wednesday. Bonus episodes every Friday. Think the husband did it? Have a vacation nightmare story? Convinced you're secretly Madeleine McCann? We want to hear from you. Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, and Youtube at @TwoGirlsOneHaircut, visit https://www.twogirlsonehaircut.com/ and join the conversation. Don't forget to follow, rate, and review the podcast—it helps us grow and gives us something to brag about at family gatherings.  

Not every vacation story makes it into the main episode... and honestly, some of the weirdest ones end up here.In this week's Behind the Pod, Jessie and Kiki continue unpacking their beach vacation experience, including the strange encounters, random observations, and absolutelyunnecessary rabbit holes that somehow became the highlight of the trip.From revisiting Josh's alien episodes and talking about EVP (electronic voice phenomenon) recordings to debating the relationship status of a mysterious vacationcouple they couldn't stop analyzing, this episode is packed with the kind of conversations that happen when two sisters spend too much time together and not enough time filtering their thoughts.The sisters also discuss:Re-listening to the podcast during the drive homeTheories about paranormal communication and ghost storiesThe unexpected visitors who showed up at the beach houseRunning into the same people over and over again on vacationWhen your in-laws friends pop over for a meet and greetWhy people-watching may be the ultimate vacation activityWhat it means to embrace your "16-year-old self" as an adultAlong the way, they dive into everything from Oprah potentially buying movie rights to a Georgia author's work, to whether vacation strangers are secretly living out their ownWhite Lotus storyline.If you've ever spent an entire vacation creating elaborate backstories for random people you saw exactly three times, congratulations—you are our people.This episode is equal parts travel stories, sister banter, conspiracy theories, vacation observations, and complete nonsense.Whether you're here for the weird stories, the vacation gossip, or the ongoing saga of Jessie and Kiki overanalyzing absolutely everything, we've got you covered.New full episodes every Wednesday. New Behind the Pod episodes every Friday.

What happens when two sisters spend two weeks together at the beach, survive entirely on donuts, Mexican food, dry lettuce, and rum runners, then immediately sit down behind a microphone? This episode…After taking a short holiday, Jessie and Kiki are back with a full recap of their birthday beach vacation—and let's just say things didn't exactly go as planned. The weather wascolder than expected, the island was practically deserted, and somehow everyone came home needing another vacation.The sisters dive into everything from vacation personality differences and travel habits to the eternal debate over carry-on luggage, vacation photos, beach houses versus hotels, and whether crowded beaches are actually worth perfect weather.Along the way, they share stories about:A potentially haunted beach house elevatorThe mysterious disappearance of the island's beloved ice cream shop stairsThe world's most important donut runVacation food obsessionsWeird things found on the beachWhy beach fishing secretly drives Jessie insaneThe difference between planning a vacation and simply showing up for oneAnd the ongoing family tradition of turning every trip into complete chaosThe conversation also takes a surprisingly honest turn as Jessie and Kiki discuss their GLP-1 weight loss journeys, recent milestones, body image struggles, and the very realside effects that nobody seems to talk about enough. From nausea and exhaustion to celebrating major weight loss victories, the sisters get candid about what the processhas actually been like behind the scenes.As always, expect plenty of sisterly roasting, questionable life advice, random tangents, and enough laughter to make you feel like you're sitting on the couch with them. So, grab your favorite beach drink, put on your oversized vacation sweatshirt, and join us for a hilarious recap of two weeks spent making memories, avoiding responsibility, and arguing about whether a mountain cabin might actually be better than the beach.If you've ever come home from vacation more tired than when you left, this episode is for you. New episodes every Wednesday. Bonus Behind the Pod episodes every Friday.

This week on Two Girls, One Haircut: Behind the Pod, we’re fully embracing our90’s GirlSummer era with a chaotic deep dive into the best (and worst)90’s fashion trends—butterfly clips, jelly sandals, body glitter, chokers, velour tracksuits, tiny backpacks, crimped hair, and more. It’s basically a nostalgic90’s fashion smash-or-pass with way too many strong opinions.But because this is us...the episode somehow spirals into cruise ship horror stories, norovirus outbreaks, Ebola anxiety, quarantine hypotheticals, The Hot Zone, public health disasters, and why Kiki is emotionally preparing for the next pandemic. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when millennial nostalgia collides with disaster management brain rot, this is the episode for you.Expect:-90’s nostalgiaSummer vacation chaos-Public health tangents-Cruise ship fears-Outbreak movie references-Sibling arguments about bucket hats-Extremely questionable life adviceNew episodes every Wednesday + bonus Behind the Pod episodes every Friday.

School’s out, the Capri Suns are cold, and our 90’s Girl Summer is officially underway. This week we’re diving into peak millennial nostalgia with everything that made growingup in the 90’s magical: mall culture, Blockbuster nights, Bath & Body Works cucumber melon, disposable cameras, summer playlists, friendship bracelets, glossy magazines, and the freedom of disappearing outside until the streetlights came on.We also talk: Iconic 90’s movies and TV shows Clueless, Jaws, and Britney Spears Summerween reading recommendations ACOTAR obsession updates Our favorite 90’s stores like Limited Too and Claire’s Summer bucket lists and nostalgic summer traditions And the heartbreaking truth that we may now be too old for Slip N SlidesPLUS: we created FREE downloadable 90’s Girl Summer bingo cards, movie checklists, playlists, and Summerween trackers so you can join us for the ultimate nostalgic summer.So, grab your Birkenstocks, cue the 90’s playlist, and come romanticize summer with us like it’s 1998.

This week’s Behind the Pod somehow takes our Everest obsession even further off the rails. After recording our main episode on the 1996 Everest disaster, we spiral into conversations about frozen bodies being used as trail markers, why climbing Everest seems like the world’s most expensive bad decision, and whether we’d rather die in space or get tossed into a crevasse. We also get into the absolutely horrifying reality of the trash problem on Everest, climbers hauling espresso machines up the mountain, “making sauce” at base camp (yes… unfortunately), and the chaotic socialite drama surrounding Sandy Pittman. Plus: Kiki questions every life choice that leads someone to Everest, Jessie explains decomposition science like the public health nerd she is, and we both decide Texans might actually be built different. Also in this episode: Green Boots & the bodies left on Everest Space vs Everest survival debates Why Everest is basically a frozen landfill Espresso on the mountain?? The craziest stories we DIDN’T fit into the main episode Why this entire conversation made us physically cold Basically, this bonus episode proves that the deeper you go into Everest lore, the more you realize absolutely none of us should be climbing mountains. 

This week, we’re heading straight into the death zone to talk about the 1996 Everest disaster, the tragedy that inspired the book Into Thin Air and permanently changed the way people view climbing Mount Everest. From altitude sickness and hypoxia to avalanches, frozen toes, and people making absolutely unhinged decisions at 29,000 feet, we break down what happened on the mountain and why this story still haunts people 30 years later. We also dive into the differences between the Everest movie and Jon Krakauer’s book, the physical toll of climbing at extreme altitude, why the “death zone” is exactly as terrifying as it sounds, and the truly insane reality of climbing Everest in the first place. Plus: Jessie explains why she could never climb Everest after literally falling into a bomb crater in France, Kiki spirals about frozen body parts, and somehow, we end up discussing toe rings, diarrhea at base camp, and whether avalanche survival swimming is real. Also included in this episode: Everest-themed “This or That” chaos “Mountain or Metal Band” game Frostbite vs snow blindness debates Stories from Into Thin Air that emotionally wrecked us Why hypothermia basically turns your brain into soup Basically, if you’ve ever looked at Mount Everest and thought, “absolutely not,” this episode is for you. 

This week’s Behind the Pod is pure birthday chaos. Jessie & Kiki are handing out birthday superlatives, planning a completely unhinged “second 21st birthday” trip to Vegas, debating the superior cake flavor, exposing their diva tendencies, and discussing the very real emotional damage caused by Publix commercials and almond butter moms. Somewhere between GLP-1 confessions, American Girl doll nostalgia, invisible shoplifting fantasies, and an extremely serious discussion about denim Louis Vuitton bags, things spiral exactly the way you’d expect in this episode:-Birthday awards & sibling call-outs-The dream Vegas birthday redo-Cake vs ice cream cake debates-The most high-maintenance birthday behavior imaginable-Why Jessie wants to stand backwards in elevators-French-speaking chaos & making strangers uncomfortable-Birthday gifts, luxury bags & emotional support shopping-And the realization that maybe neither of them is actually low maintenance. If you love chaotic sister banter, pop culture tangents, millennial nostalgia, birthday monthdelusion, and two women fully embracing their gremlin era...this episode is for you.

Aging Like Millennials: Anxiety, Donuts & Becoming Invisible  This week on Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie & Kiki are celebrating birthday season the only way they know how: with chaos, Taylor Swift references, tequila shots, existential spirals, and deeply unhinged opinions about surprise parties. The sisters dive into: Why “birthday month” is absolutely a real thing The pressure of adult birthdays (and why Kiki wants to disappear into the woods) Vegas vs. Disney birthday trips The trauma of accidentally planning your own surprise party Whether aging actually gets better What Taylor Swift era they’re stepping into this year Why millennials still don’t feel like real adults Tattoos, beach trips, naps, boundaries & healing your inner teenager It’s funny, weirdly emotional, painfully relatable, and full of the kind of sibling banter that happens when two sisters realize they’re in their 40s… but mentally still somewhere around 32. So grab a tequila shot, embrace your chaos era, and celebrate birthday month with us.  New episodes every Wednesday + bonus Behind the Pod episodes every Friday. 

We’re back with a Behind the Pod episode and… this one gets a little scary. In this week’s episode, we’re covering everything we didn’t plan to talk about, including: The absolutely cursed, possibly haunted Annabelle doll that Kiki found in the garage  Getting called out for having “Karen haircuts” and having an identity crisis about it The TikTok clip that accidentally started a war with every insecure man on the internet And our very humble rise to podcast fame (we’ve officially hit… dozens of listeners) We also get into: Why Behind the Pod is actually the best part of the show (even if our dad disagrees) The reality of starting a podcast (aka: we are figuring it out in real time) And why we may or may not force our family to listen against their will If you like unfiltered conversations, sister chaos, behind-the-scenes podcast moments, and absolutely no structure, this episode is for you. Basically: haunted dolls, hurt feelings, and us thriving anyway. 

Kiki finally convinces Jessie to read A Court of Thorns and Roses...and she has questions. In this episode, Jessie and Kiki dive into ACOTAR Book 1 by Sarah J. Maas—and let’s just say...it did NOT go quite how Jessie expected. We came for the smut, stayed for the chaos, and left with strong opinions about masks, magic, and men who refuse to communicate.In this episode we break down:Why Tamlin might be the worstThe real enemies-to-lovers tension (and who it should’ve been)That painfully slow burn (where was the spice?!)The iconic "under the mountain” chaosThe riddle that apparently everyone else figured out—except JessieAnd the moment that has us side-eyeing EVERYTHING going into Book 2Plus, we spiral (naturally) into:Competitive family game traumaGoogle searches we should probably keep privateAnd why one of us would absolutely end up in jailIf you love fantasy books, ACOTAR recaps, booktok chaos, smut debates, and unfiltered sister banter, this episode is for you.Next up: Book 2...and we’ve been told everything changes...P.S. In a shocking turn of events, Kiki has bullied—sorry, convinced—Jessie into reading the entire series (yes, really) ahead of the new book dropping this fall...so if you’ve been thinking about re-reading or jumping in, now’s your moment. Join us in the chaos.

We’re back with Behind the Pod (Part 2) — and yes, Josh is still here. After wrapping the main episode, we kept talking… and somehow things got even stranger. Josh dives deeper into UFO theories, religion, presidents knowing secrets, why children may be more open to alien encounters, and how this topic somehow led him into learning ancient Greek. Normal behavior.We also tackle the truly important questions, including:If aliens land tomorrow, who should represent humanity?Why Oprah might be our best option.Are aliens low-key obsessed with us?If humanity joined a hive mind… would it actually be better?Are we descendants of something way older and weirder than we realize?Somewhere along the way we discuss Spielberg, Independence Day, kids telling the truth, cult-level optimism, and why Josh might need his own podcast immediately.If you love funny banter, weird theories, existential rabbit holes, pop culture tangents, and chaotic conversations that somehow become meaningful, this bonus episode is for you.Basically: one man, two girls, and absolutely no brakes.

We’re back with Part 2 of our wildly unqualified but deeply committed alien investigation… and somehow it gets even stranger. If you thought Part 1 was chaotic, buckle up. Josh returns to break down one of the most famous modern UFO sightings — the 2004 USS Nimitz “Tic Tac” incident — and explains why military pilots, radar systems, and Congress all got involved. Casual.We also spiral into:Are aliens future humans coming back to check on us?Why does the government care so much about secrecy?Can people remote view and tap into psychic abilities?Is reality way weirder than we think it is?If aliens offered you a ride… are you going?Somewhere along the way we discuss consciousness, near-death experiences, underwater UFOs, why dogs know when you’re coming home, and the shows/books Josh recommends watching/reading if you are interested in diving deeper into this topic. Josh also shares why all of this actually gives him hope for the future — which honestly feels rare and refreshing these days.If you love UFO theories, conspiracy chats, paranormal rabbit holes, funny podcasts, sibling chaos, and conversations that start with aliens and end with the meaning of life, this episode is for you.And if aliens do land soon… just know Two Girls One Haircut called it first.

We’re back with a Behind the Pod bonus episode. Usually, Jessie and Kiki use these mini episodes to keep the chaos going from whatever happened in the week’s mainepisode… but this week’s bonus drop is a little different. Think: no aliens, no conspiracy theories, no probes… just the usual nonsense.Don’t worry though — we’ll return to our regularly scheduled weirdness next week.This week we tackle the truly important issues, including:Do you shut the bathroom door when you pee at home?Jessie being a cheap ass… respectfully.Why being called bougie is actually a compliment to us.The best line to use when you need to exit any situation that is not meeting expectations.If you love funny sister banter, chaotic conversations, relatable millennial struggles, petty opinions, and absolutely zero structure, this mini episode is for you.Basically: two bougie bitches trying their best.

Two Girls, One UFO: Aliens, Area 51 & Government Cover-ups(Part 1)We have our first guest ever… and of course we used the opportunity to ask the biggest question of our generation: are aliens real?Welcome to Two Girls, One UFO (Part 1) where Jessie, Kiki, and our friend Josh (self-appointed armchair expert on all things extraterrestrial) go completely off the rails talking Roswell, UFO crashes, alien abductions, memory wipes, time travel, government secrets, and why Josh may have converted us by the end of the episode.We also tackle the truly important questions:Would you rather be probed or have your memory wiped?Alien invasion or zombie apocalypse?Team Mulder or Team Scully?If aliens are watching us… are they entertained or concerned?Was Roswell really a weather balloon… or the coverup of the century?Somewhere between serious theories and absolute nonsense, we spiral into Obama comments, government disclosure, underwater aliens, future humans, and somehow…Donald Trump unofficially endorsing the podcast as having “the best pod.” (allegedly)If you love UFO theories, conspiracy chats, paranormal stories, pop culture tangents, funny podcasts, and chaotic sibling energy, this episode is for you.Part 2 drops next week because this conversation got WAY too good to fit in one episode.Trust no one… except maybe us.#aliens #scifi #space #ufo #space

We’re back with a Behind the Pod episode… aka we kept talking when we probably should’ve stopped. This is the unfiltered version where we spiral into pop culture, hot takes, with absolutely no structure.In this episode, we get into:The JFK Jr. & Carolyn Bessette Kennedy love story (and accidental spoilers)Mormon wives, TikTok drama, and reality TV chaosWhy we love a good hate-watch moment And the takes that might get us in troubleWe also touch on being late to trends, internet rabbit holes, and the random little things that add some whimsy to life.Welcome to Two Girls, One Haircut Behind the Pod — where the mics are still on and the conversations go off the rails fast.#kennedy #mormonwives #tiktokdrama #tiktok #CarolynBessetteKennedy

We’re back and… we have thoughts. A lot of them.This episode starts with a few innocent questions and quickly spirals into social anxiety, unpopular opinions, and a full breakdown of why being an adult is actually the hardestthing ever.We’re talking about: The cringey rap video that almost ended the podcast Why making friends as an adult feels impossibleThe 90s-themed party that sent us into a full anxiety spiralSocial norms that make absolutely zero sense (yes, we said what we said)And the personality traits we probably need to unpack in therapySomewhere along the way, we also discuss hating compliments, avoiding attention at all costs, and why one of us may never attend a birthday dinner again.If you’ve ever overthought a social interaction, regretted leaving your house, or questioned literally everything about how society functions… this one’s for you.Welcome back to Two Girls, One Haircut — where the conversations are chaotic, the opinions are questionable, and nothing is off-limits.#makingfriends #adulting #90sthemeparty #partyanxiety #geriatricmillennial

We’re back with a Behind the Pod episode and… we’re still not done talking about spaceAfter recording our Artemis II episode, we realized we had WAY too many unhinged thoughts to keep it together—so here we are. This is the off-the-rails version where we ask the real questions like:·       Would we survive space? (short answer: absolutely not)·       Who’s on our celebrity astronaut crew?·       What songs are we waking astronauts up to??·       And most importantly… what snacks belong in mission control??We get into everything we didn’t say in the main episode—including whether it counts as cheating if you’re on a different planet, and what our “desert island picks” would be for slingshotting around the moon.We also spiral (naturally) into astrology, pink moons, and whether or not Mercury being in retrograde should delay space launches.This episode is less “science” and more: what would happen if two girls were accidentally sent to space and immediately made it everyone else’s problem.#artemisii #space #nasa #moon #spaceexploration #artemismission

NASA is officially heading back to the Moon with Artemis II, the first crewed lunar mission in over 50 years—and naturally, we have thoughts.In this episode, we break down everything you should know about Artemis II (and a lot you probably don’t need to know), including the 10-day mission, the Orion spacecraft, and what it actually means to “slingshot around the moon.” But let’s be real… we’re also asking the important questions like:How do astronauts go to the bathroom in space?What happens when the toilet breaks mid-flight?And why are we sending spiders to space before fully understanding human hair care?!We also dive into:The historic Artemis II crew (first woman + first person of color beyond low Earth orbit)What space smells like (??? terrifying)The reality of living in a flying minivan for 10 daysWild space experiments (hello, spider webs in zero gravity ?!)And a few conspiracy theories that may or may not send you spiralingThis episode is your chaotic, slightly unqualified, but highly entertaining guide to NASA’s Artemis II mission—and why space is both fascinating and absolutely not for us.- If you love space, pop culture, or just two girls trying to process science in real time…this one’s for you.

In this Behind the Pod episode of Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki are pulling back the curtain on what it’s really like to launch a podcast—and let’s just say… it’s notas smooth as it looks. From accidentally sending the podcast to the wrong people to realizing your first trollmight actually be your own dad, this episode is equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable.We’re talking about:What happens when you launch a podcast before it’s fully liveTeaching your parents how to find your show (chaos included)Getting your first reviews, feedback… and unexpected criticismThe awkward reality of promoting your own podcastWhy starting something new feels exciting AND cringe at the same timeWe also get into the behind-the-scenes of:How we’re structuring episodes (weekly drops + Behind the Pod)Pre-recording content and building a backlogEarly audience reactions and what people really sayIf you’ve ever:Started a podcast (or thought about it)Felt embarrassed promoting your own workBeen roasted by your family for trying something newOr just love messy, real-life behind-the-scenes moments…This episode is for you.#startingapodcast #genz #cringeworthy #unexpectedcriticism

In this episode of Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki go from chaotic sister banterto full-on debates about aliens, traditional gender roles, and what Gen-Z really thinks about relationships.What starts with neighborhood drama (including a woman sunbathing with an iguana…yes, really) quickly spirals into bigger conversations:Do we actually believe in aliens?Are “trad wives” making a comeback?Why are Gen-Z views on marriage and gender roles so polarizing?And why does promoting your own podcast feel so cringe?We also get into:The viral study claiming Gen Z men think wives should obey their husbandsWhether data and research can be trusted (Jessie goes full public health mode)Book tropes, nerdy sister habits, and librarian-level organization systemsThe most embarrassing things about having a podcast. As always, it’s a mix of real talk, sarcasm, and completely unfiltered sister energy.If you’ve ever:Gone down an internet rabbit holeDebated aliens vs. realityQuestioned modern relationshipsOr felt personally attacked by your sibling…This episode is for you.#tradwife #genz #genzhottakes #podcast

In this Behind the Pod episode, Jessie and Kiki unpack everything they just talked about—and maybe a little more than they planned to. After opening up about their experiences with GLP-1 medications, weight loss, and body image, they dive deeper into the realities behind it all: the stigma, the judgment, and the weird in-between of wanting to be transparent… but not that transparent.From navigating honesty around weight and health to the mental load of self-image, this episode is equal parts vulnerable, funny, and unfiltered. They also get into the things they didn’t have time to cover in the main episode—like workout myths, internet rabbit holes, and why talking about your weight still feels so complicated.If you’ve ever felt like you’re in a no-win situation when it comes to your body, this conversation will hit home.

In this episode of Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki get real about their GLP-1 weight loss journey, including their personal experiences with medications like Zepbound.What starts as a conversation about America’s Next Top model quickly turns into an honest, unfiltered discussion about weight struggles, diet culture, body image, and the reality of using GLP-1 medications for weight loss.In this episode we discuss:Our personal weight loss journeys and why we started GLP-1sThe difference between Zepbound, Ozempic, Wegovy, and other GLP-1 drugsReal side effects (fatigue, nausea, anxiety, “food noise,” and more)The stigma around weight loss medications—and why it needs to changeWhat no one tells you before starting GLP-1s The emotional side of losing weight (and why it’s more complicated than you think)From lifelong dieting to finally feeling like their bodies are working with them instead of against them, this episode dives into the science, stigma, and real-life experience ofGLP-1 weight loss.If you’ve ever wondered:“Do GLP-1s actually work?”“What are the side effects of Ozempic or Zepbound?”“Is it cheating to use weight loss medication?” “What is food noise?”…this episode is for you.And as always, expect chaotic sister energy, lots of laughs, hard truths, and a few tangents along the way.New episodes dropping every Wednesday.New “Behind the Pod” minisodes dropping every Friday.

Jessie and Kiki pull back the curtain after Episode 3… and immediately admit they had to re-record this Behind the Pod because the first attempt was a total snooze.They recap their trip to Savannah, talk about getting mistaken for twins approximately 100 times, debate whether Savannah is better than New Orleans, and share a few more random sister tangents that didn’t make the main episode.

In Episode 3 of Two Girls, One Haircut, sisters Jessie and Kiki officially introduce the new name of the podcast after realizing their original title was already taken (minor detail, apparently).Then Kiki shares the story she’s been saving “for the pod”—a routine dog vet visit that turns into a full-blown ordeal involving a terrified dog, a muzzle, sedation, and one unforgettable exit from the exam room.The conversation spirals (as usual) into underrated things, celebrity gossip, existential “Roman Empire” thoughts, and why giving people grace might be one of the most underrated skills we have.If you like chaotic storytelling, sister banter, and unfiltered conversations, this episode is for you.

In this Behind the Pod, Jessie and Kiki review Episode 2 and do what all podcasters secretly do—judge themselves. They talk about the “This or That” game, worry that the episode wasn’t as good as the first one, debate TikTok vs Instagram, and admit they’re basically geriatric millennials trying to figure out how the internet works.

In Episode 2 of Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki are back with more chaotic sister energy—and things escalate quickly.What starts as a simple round of “This or That” turns into a full-blown debate about cheesecake (and what counts as a crime), Disney obsessions, dating for free food, and why—like Joey from Friends—Jessie absolutely does not share her plate.If you love funny podcasts, sibling banter, pop culture takes, and unfiltered conversations, this one’s for you.We also spiral into childhood stories, weirdly shared dreams, and a surprisingly heated discussion about whether putting cash in sympathy cards is normal… or deeply uncomfortable.Basically: if you’ve ever fought over the last bite of dessert or argued with your sibling about something completely unhinged, welcome home.🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday

The mics are still on! Two Girl, One Haircut's Behind the Pod where Jessie and Kiki talk about what just happened during the episode, spiral into new tangents, and question why they started a podcast in the first place

In the debut episode of Two Girls, One Haircut, Jessie and Kiki introduce themselves the only way they know how—by immediately going off the rails.We’re talking Bridgerton season 4—our hot takes, favorite characters, relationship drama, and everything we’re loving (and questioning) about the series—plus chaotic childhood stories, Target delivery fails, pets, books, and whatever else lives rent-free in our brains.Looking for a Bridgerton podcast, recap, or fan discussion? This is your sign.Basically: if you’ve ever listened to sisters arguing in the kitchen and thought this should be a podcast… you’re in the right place.