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355) The Great Autistic Schedule Shuffle

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354) A Meat Stick w/ Manners and Trust Issues

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353) We’ve Known Each Other for Years. So What?

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352) I Accidentally Made Over 100 YouTube Videos

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351) POTS, Pets, & Tree Crimes

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350) I Have Transportation and Several Complaints

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349) I’d Like My Car Back, Except I Wouldn’t

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348) The Vet Is a Dick & Now I’m on YouTube

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347) No AI Detectors in the Woods

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346) Death Sucks. So Does That Aldi Bitch.

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345) The Disturbing Discovery That I Can Go Places

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344) I Have Once Again Caused Feelings

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343) Please Keep Your Chaos Folded and in the Upright Position

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342) Cats, Corpses, & Connective Tissue

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341) People Suck

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340) Aldi, AOC, & American Delusion

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339) A Brief History of Me Saying "I'm Really Excited About That"

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338) A Week of Unexpected Wins and Expected Disappointments

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337) The Day the Wilderness Fought Back

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336) I Might Put Cat Food on My Face

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335) The Audacity Was Locally Sourced

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334) No More Cooter Clown Creeps!

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333) The Auntie Industrial Complex

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332) A Family Crisis, So Naturally I Made It About Me

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331) What's the Point of You?

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330) Clown Country, Bacon Body, Dumpster Soul

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329) Rug Wellbutrin & Other Home Décor Surprises

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328) It Shouldn’t Be This Hard to Exist

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327) No Text, No Tea

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326) Be Our Guest, Have a Flashback

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325) I Don’t Like Kids, But Pack a Tiny Suitcase

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324) Best Feeling Ever: Plans Canceled!

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323) I Drove, I Comforted, I Aunted

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322) Crying in the Kitchen with Bacon Grease and Big Feelings

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321) Got Rejected by a Dog Yesterday

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320) The Screaming Chapter

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319) If You Fear Feedback, Just Say That

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318) Therapy Ruined My Villain Era

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317) Government-Issued Free Time

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316) Weirdos to the Front (Again)

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315) Wait, What Was I Saying?

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314) Is It a Thought or a Red Flag? Let’s Find Out!

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313) Public Safety Theater (Musical Number Included)

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312) Finally Regulated Enough to Judge Others

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311) Flushgate: A Psychological Thriller Starring Paper Towels, Poor Decisions, and One Flush Too Few

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310) I Made a Book for You

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309) The Least Neurotypical Vet Visit on Record

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308) This Episode Brought to You by Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch (and Autism)

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307) Snowscapades

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306) I Landed On My Boob & Other Holiday Updates

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305) I'm Tired of People Looking at My Cooter

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304) My Autistic Brain Has Follow-Up Questions

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303) Ramen Debt Cleared, Bowels Too

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302) I Threw Myself a Petty Party

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301) Connection Hits Different When You Don’t See It Coming

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300) You Can’t Outrun the Karma Bus

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299) Inflatable Eeyore Has Had Enough

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298) The Dirty Soul Accountability Program

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297) My Niece Clocked Our Marriage and the Cat’s Balls

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296) America: The Trauma Is Free, But the Therapy’s Extra

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295) Routines, Ruminations, and Random Beyoncé Moments

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294) I Drank from a Hose and Now I Can See the Future

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293) This Whole System Smells Like Ass

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292) Honk Honk, Beep Beep — Democracy’s Six Feet Deep

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291) Velcro Kitties, Speed Walking, and 28 Million Dollar Bullshit

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290) My Brain Go Bye-Bye

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289) This Country’s a Mess but I’m Great with Kids

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288) This Episode Is Brought to You by Poor Decisions

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287) Mashed Perderders and Bunny Limbs

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286) Just Some Cat Shit (Literally Too)

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285) Grief Cake & Guilt Crumbs

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284) Caesar Eats Where He Shits (and Other Crap)

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283) A Very Special Episode of Nothing

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282) Why Are We Celebrating Freedom?

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281) The Elephants Were Worth the 5 Years I Spent in a Cult

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280) Mayim Bialik Is on Substack and Still Undiagnosed

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279) Kookiez and Betrayal

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278) I Have an Internet Daddy

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277) Happy Unbirthday to Me!

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276) Sorry, I Had Plans (to Not Do That)

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275) Put That 48-Pack of Mayo Down and Fight Me

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274) 58 Minutes to Meltdown (Naked & Enraged Edition)

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273) Crispy in the Streets, Driving Blind Through the Sheets

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272) Don't Ask Me to Transition Tasks Unless You've Cleared It with My Other Personalities

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271) Dr. Google Will See You Now (and Steal $45)

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270) Racing Heart & Spaghetti Bones (aka POTS & EDS)

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269) Toxic Storescapade

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268) Chair Crimes and Hooker Birds

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267) Turns Out I Still Have a Face. People Saw It.

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266) Sorry I Wasn’t Filtered Out by the Brita (aka Autistic from Birth, Not from Tupperware)

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265) This Episode Is Brought to You by Mutual Admiration and a Laser Pointer

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264) Wi-Fi Gave Me Autism and Now I Get Great Reception

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263) A Field Guide to Evil: Know It, Resist It

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262) I’m New Here (Everywhere)

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261) Autistic People Keep Happening to Me

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260) Meetings: Where Time Goes to Die

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259) My Brain Has a Word Count Limit

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258) How to Ruin a Day in One Easy Step

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257) My Cats Are Teaching Me More Than My Mother Ever Did (Low Bar, But Still)

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256) I Swiped Right on Another Cat

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