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Adulthood... with a chance of autism — 355 episodes · page 1 of 4
355) The Great Autistic Schedule Shuffle
E354) A Meat Stick w/ Manners and Trust Issues
E353) We’ve Known Each Other for Years. So What?
E352) I Accidentally Made Over 100 YouTube Videos
E351) POTS, Pets, & Tree Crimes
E350) I Have Transportation and Several Complaints
E349) I’d Like My Car Back, Except I Wouldn’t
E348) The Vet Is a Dick & Now I’m on YouTube
E347) No AI Detectors in the Woods
E346) Death Sucks. So Does That Aldi Bitch.
E345) The Disturbing Discovery That I Can Go Places
E344) I Have Once Again Caused Feelings
E343) Please Keep Your Chaos Folded and in the Upright Position
E342) Cats, Corpses, & Connective Tissue
E341) People Suck
E340) Aldi, AOC, & American Delusion
E339) A Brief History of Me Saying "I'm Really Excited About That"
E338) A Week of Unexpected Wins and Expected Disappointments
E337) The Day the Wilderness Fought Back
E336) I Might Put Cat Food on My Face
E335) The Audacity Was Locally Sourced
E334) No More Cooter Clown Creeps!
E333) The Auntie Industrial Complex
E332) A Family Crisis, So Naturally I Made It About Me
E331) What's the Point of You?
E330) Clown Country, Bacon Body, Dumpster Soul
E329) Rug Wellbutrin & Other Home Décor Surprises
E328) It Shouldn’t Be This Hard to Exist
E327) No Text, No Tea
E326) Be Our Guest, Have a Flashback
E325) I Don’t Like Kids, But Pack a Tiny Suitcase
E324) Best Feeling Ever: Plans Canceled!
E323) I Drove, I Comforted, I Aunted
E322) Crying in the Kitchen with Bacon Grease and Big Feelings
E321) Got Rejected by a Dog Yesterday
E320) The Screaming Chapter
E319) If You Fear Feedback, Just Say That
E318) Therapy Ruined My Villain Era
E317) Government-Issued Free Time
E316) Weirdos to the Front (Again)
E315) Wait, What Was I Saying?
E314) Is It a Thought or a Red Flag? Let’s Find Out!
E313) Public Safety Theater (Musical Number Included)
E312) Finally Regulated Enough to Judge Others
E311) Flushgate: A Psychological Thriller Starring Paper Towels, Poor Decisions, and One Flush Too Few
E310) I Made a Book for You
E309) The Least Neurotypical Vet Visit on Record
E308) This Episode Brought to You by Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch (and Autism)
E307) Snowscapades
E306) I Landed On My Boob & Other Holiday Updates
E305) I'm Tired of People Looking at My Cooter
E304) My Autistic Brain Has Follow-Up Questions
E303) Ramen Debt Cleared, Bowels Too
E302) I Threw Myself a Petty Party
E301) Connection Hits Different When You Don’t See It Coming
E300) You Can’t Outrun the Karma Bus
E299) Inflatable Eeyore Has Had Enough
E298) The Dirty Soul Accountability Program
E297) My Niece Clocked Our Marriage and the Cat’s Balls
E296) America: The Trauma Is Free, But the Therapy’s Extra
E295) Routines, Ruminations, and Random Beyoncé Moments
E294) I Drank from a Hose and Now I Can See the Future
E293) This Whole System Smells Like Ass
E292) Honk Honk, Beep Beep — Democracy’s Six Feet Deep
E291) Velcro Kitties, Speed Walking, and 28 Million Dollar Bullshit
E290) My Brain Go Bye-Bye
E289) This Country’s a Mess but I’m Great with Kids
E288) This Episode Is Brought to You by Poor Decisions
E287) Mashed Perderders and Bunny Limbs
E286) Just Some Cat Shit (Literally Too)
E285) Grief Cake & Guilt Crumbs
E284) Caesar Eats Where He Shits (and Other Crap)
E283) A Very Special Episode of Nothing
E282) Why Are We Celebrating Freedom?
E281) The Elephants Were Worth the 5 Years I Spent in a Cult
E280) Mayim Bialik Is on Substack and Still Undiagnosed
E279) Kookiez and Betrayal
E278) I Have an Internet Daddy
E277) Happy Unbirthday to Me!
E276) Sorry, I Had Plans (to Not Do That)
E275) Put That 48-Pack of Mayo Down and Fight Me
E274) 58 Minutes to Meltdown (Naked & Enraged Edition)
E273) Crispy in the Streets, Driving Blind Through the Sheets
E272) Don't Ask Me to Transition Tasks Unless You've Cleared It with My Other Personalities
E271) Dr. Google Will See You Now (and Steal $45)
E270) Racing Heart & Spaghetti Bones (aka POTS & EDS)
E269) Toxic Storescapade
E268) Chair Crimes and Hooker Birds
E267) Turns Out I Still Have a Face. People Saw It.
E266) Sorry I Wasn’t Filtered Out by the Brita (aka Autistic from Birth, Not from Tupperware)
E265) This Episode Is Brought to You by Mutual Admiration and a Laser Pointer
E264) Wi-Fi Gave Me Autism and Now I Get Great Reception
E263) A Field Guide to Evil: Know It, Resist It
E262) I’m New Here (Everywhere)
E261) Autistic People Keep Happening to Me
E260) Meetings: Where Time Goes to Die
E259) My Brain Has a Word Count Limit
E258) How to Ruin a Day in One Easy Step
E257) My Cats Are Teaching Me More Than My Mother Ever Did (Low Bar, But Still)
E256) I Swiped Right on Another Cat
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