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Alex and Adrian's Unattended Baggage — 117 episodes
Episode #356: It’s the end of the world as we know it, and AI feels fine
Episode #355: Somebody’s watching me
Episode #354: Welcome to The United States of Ontario
Episode #353: We’ve got nothing in common
Episode #352: US Navy: It’s what’s for dinner!
Episode #351: Civilization version 2.0?
Episode #350: What’s on your To Do list?
Episode #349: Lube up, because oil is going bye-bye
Episode #348: This is fine
Episode #347: Weekend at Mitch’s
Episode #346: It was fun while it lasted
Episode #345: Peace. War. Strait Open. Strait Closed.
Episode #344: Grok just stole your retirement
Episode #343: Hallelujah! Poverty will save us all!
Episode #342: “They walk among us”
Episode #341: That MF’er is not real!
Episode #340: Pooh’s your daddy?
Episode #339: Alex wants his underwear back
Episode #338: Which button will YOU press?
Episode #337: Take 2
Episode #336: At this point, God is probably rooting for AI
Episode #335: This time, it’s personal
Episode #334: This Business Will Get Out of Hand
Episode #333: The war is over! Long live the war!
Episode #332: What did you THINK was gonna happen?
Episode #331: Not today, Jesus
Episode #330: MISSION DISTRACTED
Episode #329: We’re not suicidal either
Episode #328: Monkeys & Russians & Pedos, oh my!
Episode #327: And the Crab said, “Let there be RAM”
Episode #326: The ICE/ice age cometh
Episode #325: Struggling with senility and battling tri-polarism
Episode #324: The NWO is dead, Long Live the NWO
Episode #323: There’s oil in them there drug countries!
Episode #322: If you thought 2025 was weird, just wait…
Episode #321: Venezuela is about to get photo bombed
Episode #320: Yep, that’s a War Crime
Episode #319: The more we know, the less we understand
Episode #318: Maybe we could all use some “Quiet Time”
Episode #317: Nobody knows how magnets work
Episode #316: 1939 + 2008 = 2026
Episode #315: Mind if we get all philosophical for a minute?
Episode #314: You should’ve bought me an energy drink
Episode #313: Unattended Baggage Rideshare Therapy, LLC
Episode #312: More Cowbell!
Episode #311: What do you call a gathering of Generals? Nothing good.
Episode #310: Orange Snowflake makes mean talky people go away
Episode #309: Who did what to whom?
Episode #308: Tech Bros deploying our Orangewellian future
Episode #307: Donald, WHO exactly told you that?
Episode #306: We deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for this episode
Episode #305: Yep, it’s getting weirder already
Episode #304: An Alcoholic Ragemonster’s Guide to Etiquette
Episode #303: Mini Donald does the talking
Episode #302: Did Ghislaine Maxwell kill herself next week?
Episode #301: Nothing to see here, folks.
Episode #300: “No Joy, target remains.”
Episode #299: “Welcome to FEMA camp, I love you”
Episode #298: Trump and the tale of many masters
Episode #297: The only thing better than a military parade is a good riot
Episode #296: You think things are weird now? Just wait…
Episode #295: Trust us when we tell you not to trust us
Episode #294: A Serious Talk About AI and Humanity’s Future
Episode #293: How to protect your retirement investments during human extinction
Episode #292: Retrocausality and why you should always swallow unidentified pills
Episode #291: How we learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
Episode #290: Maybe the deported are the lucky ones
Episode #289: Betting on a coin toss? Better know physics
Episode #288: Ya gotta break a few eggs to crash the economy
Episode #287: It all makes more sense when you’re slightly drunk
Episode #286: They [REDACTED] it
Episode #285: At least it’s getting interesting
Episode #284: Well that escalated quickly
Episode #283: Puppet or Puppetmaster?
Episode #282: I want you to shush your mouth
Episode #281: Accelerationism and the future tech dystopia
Episode #280: Maybe America just needs a hard lesson
Episode #279: If you want a refund for this show, we’ll understand
Episode #278: He tugged an alien for our sins
Episode #277: Down With Denmark!
Episode #276: Arguing with stupid people about evil people, and vice versa
Episode #275: This century is finally old enough to rent a car
Episode #274: All I Want for Christmas is a different timeline
Episode #273: Just tell us what’s going on!
Episode #272: House report says US Gov’t tried to kill you
Episode #271: Fear and Loathing in…well, everywhere
Episode #270: Trump’s cabinet filling up like his drawers
Episode #269: What are we gonna watch on TV now?
Episode #268: It’s almost over…until it starts over again
Episode #267: News or Parody? We can’t tell anymore
Episode #266: USAF sore after multiple alien probes
Episode #265: God ain’t killed Florida Man yet
Episode #264: Riding the Storm Out…Again
Episode #263: This isn’t what we meant when we asked for a sloppy blow
Episode #262: Here’s hoping your phone doesn’t say “Made in Israel”
Episode #261: Jet fuel won’t burn Haitian cat kabobs
Episode #260: Follow the money brick road to peek behind the curtain
Episode #259: “We kind of lost the narrative on this one.”
Episode #258: Park Pickleball Payola
Episode #257: White women better get busy
Episode #256: Take this all of you and eat it, these are my falsies
Episode #255: This Gaslighting Smells Like Stale Farts
Episode #254: Vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Episode #253: You’ve Been Pwned
Episode #252: Dementia to the Left of me, Dictators to the Right
Episode #251: The Great Probate Debate
Episode #250: Great White Buffalo…Calf Woman
Episode #249: What’s the price of 7 million COVID deaths? $1 billion in royalties
Episode #248: The little-known perks of being a coroner
Episode #247: At least they’re libertarian enough to boo
Episode #246: Psychopathic Politicians and AI Overlords
Episode #245: Hey baby, I’ll be your bear in the woods
Episode #244: Hey Libertarian Party, you got some Cheeto dust on your chin…
Episode #243: Searching for my saltshaker of death
Episode #242: Yeah…but, what kind of American are you?
Episode #241: Anything’s a sex toy if you’re brave enough
Episode #240: Florida Man Gator Girl and Undead Dead Heads