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You should be allowed to drive a lawnmower while drunk!

It should be called "Harmonica Man"!

I'll take my margarita in a bucket with 10 straws!

Nothing is more relaxing than the ol' Double Digit Fidget!

Just a naked guy surfing on a train

I like my crayons flesh colored...

I'll live longer without my testicles....

If you have sex too early you're gonna die!

Who hasn't seen a naked guy at Walmart?

Sorority girls are supposed to be drunk and slutty!

Did you just throw a seagull at me?!?!?

I spent all the money on strippers and slot machines!

I gotta clean the guy's back hair outta my pool filter...

I got my breast implants on Facebook Marketplace

Nothing like a deep tissue eyeball massage to help you relax

I got genital herpes from an Arby's sandwich...

My belly button piercing got infected...

Summer Penis is back!!!!

I...declare....SPANKRUPTCY!

I've just begun to hit my sexual peak!!!!!

This breakfast sandwich tastes a little gamey....

Apparently you can get a DUI in a kayak

Technically, you're not naked if you're wearing a thong...

I can see why you'd set fire to all the bras...

The stole WHAT from the Vagina Museum?!?!?

It's a great day to wear a shirt and no pants!

What are raisins made of?

It ok to let your bird fondle itself...if you were wondering...

That A.I. teddy bear is creeping me out!

Tennis is the most erotic of sports sounds

Meat grapple

Look, little Timmy ain't going pro...relax

I can't wait to slip and fall and Walmart!

Don't throw your used sex doll into the bushes

You're gonna pay me $2000 a month to do WHAT?!?!?

Talk to your dog about gun safety

Ladies, we're just trying to make you healthier!

Don't drink a bucket of Fireball...

I think that ostrich is hitting on me....

Close the bathroom door ya barnyard animal!

Bike without a bike seat...

Sitting on the floor doesn't make you deep and brooding...

That's some intense hair pulling!

Can we please have a little decency at the nude beach, please?!

It's National Donkey Day and we appreciate a nice ass

Just...give us...the...ADDRESS!

The B-52s are the worst band EVER!

I'm just lurkin' and jerkin'...

House chores are for the women!

Where in the hell did you get a stick of dynamite?!?!

It's cougar huntin' season!

The words for loving nature and being naked in nature are waaay to similar!

Reginald has a burning in his loins!

You can get beat for beating your meat!

Brock wants to be an auctioneer!

That's a dick move Warren Buffet!

Where's Waldo? Where's Willy?

Don't punch your co-worker...even though you want to

I'm having a crisis of bowels!

Whip up a batch of diddle dew!

Hey Chief! Can I pee on this fire yet?!?!

Gas station boner pills

Doritos, you better check yo' self before you wreck yo' self!

You should be able to ride drunk on a horse

The catfish that catfished a catfish

I've watched Interstellar 3 times and I still don't f**king understand it!

I thought catching on fire was gonna happen way more often....

Ladies need to try a little harder

There's something on the wing! There's something...oh...it's a naked guy

Don't assault the Easter Bunny

You gotta be desperate to use a porta-potty for THAT!

Kiki...did you think that Amish guy was hot?

Yoga with swords...that sounds like a terrible idea...

I got teleported to a Waffle House

An endangered leopard shark threesome

Vending machines kill more people than cows!

If you were a Leprechaun what would be in your pot?

I'm never letting my wife track my phone!

"Pony" by Ginuwine gets me all hot and bothered!

What do you think Florida Man did with $96,000 cash?

Great day to suck on some Cheese Doodles!

How many people have you kissed?

What's that guy doing out in that cow field and 2 A.M.?

Does anybody know where the front of a hot dog is?

Good news! We found a fossilized reptilian bootyhole in the mud!

You can help me shave my armpits

You definitely need to throw your underwear out...

Ok...this is, like, the seventh teacher busted with cocaine! What's happening here?!

The USA took away the one thing Canada loves the most!

Look, I hate to break it to ya, but little Timmy ain't goin pro...

Gettin' hot & heavy with a knight at Medieval Times!

I don't need inches added to my height...I need inches added...somewhere else...

Canada is a bunch of curling cheaters!!!!

Obama said aliens exist!

Fightin' old people on a pickleball court!

Frenchmen's genitals are always causing problems at the Olympics!

Bro told the whole world he cheated!

Mooning people isn't what it used to be

If you "vaguepost" you're the worst type of person...

Have you ever seen the movie "Interplanetary Unusual Attacking Team"

That honey got me all hot and bothered!

That duck sounds like it's from Boston...

I forgot her birthday...LIKE A MAN!

I'm gonna fake a heart attack to get out of paying my tab

A lady grew and extra boob!

Horses can't do WHAT in public in Ohio?!?!

I got jumped by a kangaroo!

What's going on in your fantasy?

Don't leave me hangin' bro...

I don't trust a scientist with an Australian accent

Those romance novels are getting ladies all hot and bothered!

You're not supposed to pick up a wet burrito...

Doritos Locos Taco is the greatest taco ever

Uranus is filled with solids and liquids....

I want to get my third nipple pierced

The Feast of the Ass!

Craigslist is still a wonderful...weird...place online

A white trash pond mermaid

Let me put on my finest black turtleneck

Things from the '90s that wouldn't fly today

Farts...will...always...be...funny

No boners on the nude cruise...Captain's orders!

We put a lot of stuff inside ourselves in 2025.....

An old man orgy in the parking lot at midnight

Everyone is getting diaper rash on New Years Eve in Time Square!

Chloroform? More like BORE-O-FORM!

There's f**king confetti everywhere!!!!

Winter Penis is back!!!!!

Santa is sexy and we know it!

Even our Christmas trees are nude now!

You can cover....ANYTHING...in chocolate today?

I'm pretty sure that little kid started the fire....

Kiki says the ladies are done with all the creams!

Hopefully you don't get dumped today....

Liquor stores are some of the best places to rob...

No one looks sexy in bath water...

We're licking armpits now?!?!?!?!

My spirit animal is a drunk raccoon

Do you double-dog-dare me to swallow this lighter?!?!

I'll tackle an old lady for a Furby!

Christopher Columbus and the Mermaid

I'm gonna candy those yams!

Why don't school buses have seatbelts!?!?

Thanksgiving is a very sexual sounding holiday....

Threesomes are for lovin' not for fightin'

Hard of hearing? More like HARD ON hearing!

What should I name my pet raccoon?!?!

I want a soaking wet bird this Thanksgiving!

Is that two parakeets in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

We've all picked up a neanderthal or two before at bar time...

I only met with the prostitutes to tell them to stop prostituting....

That bicycle seat is wrecking your junk!

Silly String is dangerous...but also very fun...

Showering in the dark is a great way to get murdered!

Chainsawing while naked is very dangerous

Oooooh! I feel so fancy!

Get ready for the Beaver Moon!

When did Legos get so f**king expensive?!?!

Can we please stop changing our f**king clocks twice a year!?!?!?

Have you ever been scared and aroused at the same time?

Every woman is capable of burning someone's house down...

If you're gonna get a boob job, ladies, get a BOOB JOB!

That extra piece of bread isn't necessary...

Honestly, I'd probably get tricked by a hot Russian spy too....

Florida Man admits he does dumb things when he's drunk

Why is that guy smiling so big?

It's a great day for some nuts!

We don't need cameras in our toilets!

Women don't know how to pump gas

Dad kicked my prostitute outta the house...

Why is it always THAT haircut!?!?!

I'll be honest...I'm curious as to what peacock tastes like...

Having a life size, anatomically correct doll of Henry Cavill is weird...

The key to living longer is the Naked Mole Rat

If she's wearing a NASCAR shirt in a Family Dollar you can guarantee she's not wearing a bra

Make sure Nana ain't doing blow at the old folks home!

Ain't no way Travis Kelsey is rockin' a 9-incher!!!

A Florida gas station bathroom at 3 A.M. is the last place you want to be...

Kiki "accidently" watched a dirty movie on a plane

Wheel of Fortune makes me feel like an idiot

Catalog models are our new obsession

What was that sloth doing in the water?!?!

I'm picking up good THIGHbrations!

What guy HASN'T done a sweet burnout just to impress some chicks!?!?!

Who sprayed fart spray into the ventilation system!??!?!

Thick thighs save lives

It was my pleasure....

A Dutch Sauna is not as relaxing as it sounds....

If a chick can shotgun a beer...you marry her!

Youth sports should never be in the morning...cause parents can't drink at them then!

A Walmart bodycam footage show would get huge ratings!

The Doctor will see you...after hooking up the nurse

I'm as smooth and shiny as a cue ball down there!

There's a vaccine for koala bear chlamydia?? Oh thank goodness!

Probably not the best idea to pop off a warning shot at a UFO....

I cry at work every single day

I'll take a punch to the face if it means I'll get a bunch of free stuff...

Never meet someone at a hotel to sell them your used shoes

Day drinking may lead to vandalizing a car while wearing a hotdog costume

An airplane is a terrible place to be high on meth

You gotta do WHAT to that whale?!?!?!

Guys...stop puttin' needles in your ding dongs!

What am I supposed to do with all these damn birds?!?!

The last place you want to drop your phone is a public toilet

Don't burn yourself on the fajita skillet!

I wish I had a "drive around shirtless" level of confidence....

A guy's massive junk caused him to slip in the shower?!?!?!

Hey MacGyver...you probably shouldn't be making homemade explosives

Excuse me sir...your water gun is leaking...

What grade hussy are you? A+? C-?

California is full of perverts....

A wet fart as we spread Nana's ashes

A big ol' pileup of wieners!

Moister than an oyster...

Even Great Tits aren't guaranteed to keep a marriage together

Crocodile Dundee can't build a space rocket

Suckin' on chili dogs

Apparently everyone is riddled with hemorrhoids...

Why would they make glue smell like apple pie?!?!?

She shells sheshells down by the sheshore...DAMMIT!

Is that a hippo or a giant naked guy swimming in my pond?

Don't blame tequila for your poor decision making skills

There's no masculine way to roll a suitcase through a lobby

When in Florida...don't do as Floridians do

It's never been harder to be a rich white guy in America...

Love Triangles never work out...

The key to aging gracefully is to stop caring about anything

I didn't know Walmart sold THOSE kind of toys....

You actually feel more naked if you're naked with shoes on....

Don't leave your wife at a gas station during a road trip....

If you're naked and covered in mud...are you actually naked???

Rip those bras off ladies!

If you're dressed like a knight you might get stabbed with sword...

If a naked stranger gets in my car I'm selling it...

You can feel spice in the front ANNNND back!

Public pools are grrooooooosssss!!!

I got a skin tag on my bean bag

Kiki bide-shamed Brock...

You'll never look at oatmeal the same way again....

How bad can farting in your co-worker's face really be???

Close Encounters of the 7th Kind!

It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice!

Old people doing crazy things before they die

Summer Penis is back!

A turkey soaked in tequila

A little boom boom in the copier room!

A guy from Boston fell off a cliff...

The Jackalope isn't real, right???

Do we have a conflict here??

Don't throw a raccoon into a bar

Dolphins are the Chads of the sea

No one is getting drunk with the co-workers anymore!

We got crabs from a carney!

Even the first ever shopping cart had a wonky wheel!

Bigfoots got a big ol' ass!

Stop sucking on toes!

A quinceañera for a cat!?!?!?!

You can take those healing crystal and shove 'em up your.......

Non-stop Wienie 500 action!

Wienermobiles racing around the track!

Now that's what I call vintage porn!

I can use leaves to clean myself?

Dick's Sporting Goods bought Foot Locker....

What are you doing in that shed???

Horniness will make you do dumb things....

Don't pee in the Holy Water!

Nachos are for loving...not for fighting

Chewy the raccoon is definitely addicted to crack

Perry the Possum can't be poisoned!

Don't become a Tequila Stuntman on Cinco De Mayo!

It's World Tuna Day....and Brock made it gross...

We ruined bean dip for everybody....

Ain't now way I'm paying for the guy in line behind me!

What's behind that zipper of yours!?!?!

So...did he shave...everything?

One receipt from CVS could kill THOUSANDS!

Calm down Serpico, you're not actually a cop!

To be or not to be...that is the question

Don't piss off the bus driver!

Ride it till it dies!

High fives have to go waaaay further back in history...

A sexy librarian enjoying a banana

The Germans love their McRibs!

Leave that wiener dog out in the wilderness of Australia!

Everything tastes good dipped in fondue....EVERYTHING!

Don't beat up the Easter Bunny!

Will someone get this naked guy some pants!

Don't eat grandpa's ashes!

It's International Beaver Day!

I got a cramp in my butt crack!!!

Discover New Music - Eric Bass Presents

Good news! Kids aren't swallowing as much changes nowadays!

It's April Fool's Day...watch your back!!

Wetter than an otter's pocket!

Do the double salt shaker dance!

John Cooper of Skillet

That ice cream is made with WHAT kind of milk?!?!?!

I think I got an STD from a ladybug....

Bon Jovi is a good edition to the Swat Locker

You raw dog your waffles?!?!?!

George Foreman did WHAT pose?!?!

You show respect when you talk about Michael Bolton!

Hey Mr. Alien...go ahead a use the BIG probe

Wait....WHAT'S inside those camel humps?!?!?!

Careful if you search "Train" on the internet...

I'M THE LEPRECHAUN!!!!

Is that a turtle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?!?!

Cat and owner reunion videos are always disappointing....

Happy Spouse, Happy House!

Don't lie to your dentist...they can see everything in there...

Check the wind before you get shot out of a cannon!

I got a stiff case of Lap Lumber on a Friday!

A goat with an udder full of beer!

Kiki is gonna suck that Cheetle right off!

Give her the ol' Cranium Tickle!

Butt cracks are now considered "high fashion"

Don't use school funds to pay for Onlyfans subscriptions

TERRIBLE NEWS!!! Hooters is going bankrupt!!!

George Jetson should be on a list...

Tostitos Scoops will give you a mouth full of blood!

Brock had a zipper injury

Gotta finger all that nacho cheese out of that tray

If you have to eat me to survive...may I suggest a place to start at?

The Dollar Tree is the least offensive place for indecent exposure

Discover New Music with Chris Daughtry!

You don't know what Astroglide is?!?!?!

You ever see a pic of George Washington smiling?

Excuse me, sandwich shop worker...are you familiar with Peter North's work?

You can do WHAT in a hot air balloon on Valentine's Day?!?!?!?

Don't let your convince you to sell your kidney on the black market!

Idiots and fire don't mix...

Discover New Music with Cory Marks

Australia, stay in your lane...

A big breasted robin....I MEAN RED BREASTED!! A RED BREASTED ROBIN!!!

Nana's definitely got a favorite BINGO call....

How old do you think groundhogs get, Kiki?

WD-40 will take care of those Rug Bugs

Myles Kennedy on WIRX

Yes Kiki...it's a groundhog for GROUNDHOG DAY

Give me a nice cool glass of camels milk!

Hey Spirit Airlines...stay in your lane...

I'm gonna stick it on there...

Jerry Cantrell - Full Interview

I hope they don't check my prison pocket...

Kiki tries something sexy...and it backfires

Everyone loves Ichiro...except that one guy...

Josh Christ will forgive our sins

Let's try some traditional Turkish Oil Wrestling!

Looks like I'm booking a trip to Norway!

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Kiki hits a high note!

Shouldn't they just be giving away Hot Pockets at this point?

What a distraction!

Clean up on isle 4!!!

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Momma's hungry!!!

I wish a drunk Hooters waitress would flirt with me...

What does a bottle of lotion on the nightstand have to do with this?

Get a soapy finger inside that bellybutton

Hello darkness my old friend....

Dracula's dingdong

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Grandma loved water fights

Tequila and vodka to ring in the New Year!

Don't cook bacon naked...

2025 is gonna be WTF?!?!

Dropping balls on the New Year!

Ten lords-a-leaping is gonna cost me HOW much?!?!?

Kevin's gonna need a lot more grocery money

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Winter shrinkage is coming!

What are you making copies of?

It's STANDING on a corner in Winslow, Arizona!

Just a mouth full of canker sores

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The results are in....we're perverts....

Ohio State is a bunch of sore losers!

It's a box in a box!

Richard Dawson kissin' errbody 'round here!!!

Wait...Alaska is bigger than California, right?

LADY! WILL YOU PLEASE HOLD THAT DOG FOR ME!?!?!

Maybe this will keep you from blacking out this year at the holiday party...

Pine needles are EVERYWHERE!!!

I wish I could eat a 6.2 million dollar banana....

How do you prefer your loads...OF LAUNDRY!!! I MEANT LOADS OF LAUNDRY!!!

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Nobody needs a half-gallon jug of McRib sauce!

You can play Polo on a camel?!?!

Call the law office of Procter & Gamble

Don't steal my thigh pillow!

Look Jaleel...just do the Urkel impression so everyone is happy...

Treat yourself a round of sausage!

I'm feeling a little woozy over here....

How many people are having threesomes?!?!?!?!

Happy Exploding Whale Day everybody!!!

Let's grab a bite and Wild Hooters!

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That plastic on grandma's couch is there for a different reason....

Move over Moo Deng! There's a new pygmy hippo in town!

I'm rooting for the Smeltville Tunas!

Who ya gonna vote for?

A lap dance for a vote...AMERICA!!!

Separate beds sounds like an awesome idea!

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Happy Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

Candy Corn belongs in the trash!

I'm never raking leaves again!!!!

Let's take a ride on the Pleasure Wheel!

Mystery meat slathered in bbq sauce is coming back!

A nice father and son bonding moment

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That's an impressive fiveskin you have there!

What are those ladybugs doing?!?!

Cherry Pie Poppers is a terrible name KFC

THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!

Christopher Columbus what the WORST!

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No one has ever been sober in a Waffle House

That a dirty in-flight movie...

100 raccoons is too many raccoons!

WHIRLPOOL APPLIANCE SALE: Sat Oct 12 & Sun Oct 13!

You got a foot fetish? Today is your day!

A custody battle over a beaver

Martha Stewart has been struck by lightning HOW MANY TIMES?!?!

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I have dry elbows and allergies...that's why there's lotion & tissues by the bed

Don't get your giner in a binder!

Smuggling cold cuts across the border

Those toys are for lovin' not fightin'

They definitely didn't wash that complimentary hotel robe

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We're gonna watch every Jean-Claude Van Damme movie this weekend

How's it flowin'?!?!

Start the day off with some light BDSM

I have a very itchy Rusty Bullet Hole

Diddy had 784 of WHAT?!?!?!?!

Your butthole is older than your teeth...

Can't believe we gotta say this, but.....DON'T EAT DIRT!

Men are wizards and women are witches

I forgot about the alligators in my pool....

WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT WILLIS?!?!?!

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I'm gonna finger that nacho cheese outta there!

Kiki got banned from an Italian restaurant

I'll take the KFC powerline bowl

Kiki was just stretching her mouth...

All women are moments away from committing arson...

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Nothing beats a badass Trapper Keeper!

Butter up that whisker biscuit!

Why are you putting clothes on that horse?

Watch out for that pervy dolphin!

Faking your own death never works....

If you fall into a bear encloser...the bear should get to eat you...

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People put glowsticks in their mouths?

The 1860's "Game of Life" was depressing

No sir, that cow is not attracted to you!

Why don't we plate that for later...

It's just a naked guy high on shrooms walking his dog....

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That's a strange way to eat a footlong corndog...

Sleeping Beauty in the 1500's was a WAY different story!

Kiki doesn't know how to act at the Gyration Station...

The first tailgate was in 1861?

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Who hasn't wanted to start a little dumpster fire at work?!?

Do you not know where the sphincter is?

Who the hell is Carlos Norris?!?!

WATERBALLOON TO THE FACE!!!!

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You drink a drink, but you don't food a food....

Pancakes really shouldn't be "all-you-can-eat"....

You never feel great after eating a piece of cheesecake....

We got genital warts from Neanderthals....

What the hell is going on with the platypus!??!

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Snoop Dogg should light a blunt with the Olympic Torch!

Is that a four hamsters in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Book your spots now for Swingathon!

If you're feeling...urges...just eat some graham crackers!

Leave the cave on the Moon alone!

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The library blocked my passcode!

HOT DOGS!!! GET YOUR HOT DOGS HERE!!!!

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It's 4th of July eve!!!

Back-to-back hole in one's?!?!?!?

It's a sad day....Hooters is closing a bunch of restaurants

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It's time to have the "birds & bees" talk with grandpa....

Hunter looks like the Shamwow guy!!!

A really deep cave? No thanks!

THERE'S DEAD SEAGULLS EVERYWHERE!!!!

Things get bigger in the summer!

HAWK TUAH!

You shouldn't do it...but...using a child in a bank robbery would work

Waffle House is a crazy place, man

Let's f**king blow up that whale!!!!!

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I think you're wearing that t-shirt wrong...

Feeling stressed? Hug a cow!

What in the hell is a "Lima-ween"?

Honestly...Nutter Butter already sounds kinda dirty...

Lil Jon has Fountain of Youth water in his gas can

Ankle weights on a toddler is just gonna make him stronger!

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It's the end of the world as we know it...and we don't feel fine!

Can a snake sneeze?

8pm is too late for ice cream!

Granny groped Goofy!

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Tastebuds all over your body would not be great....

Santa prefers Parliaments & 100 proof peppermint schnapps

A jailhouse lobby probably isn't the best place to have sex....

Blown out eardrums & bad golf swings

What are ya gonna do?? Hit me?!?!

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Honestly...how many hot dogs do you think you could eat?

Who's taken all that junk you leave on the curb?!?!?!

Can birds fly on the moon?

Unsolicited genital pictures

Call me now for your fee tarot card reading!

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Owangutang

Another day, another spaghetti road rage incident...

Ya ever seen a stork flex it's legs?

Hunter ruined National Pretzel Day for Brock!

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A faded rose tattoo on the breast...

Chopsticks are the most dangerous kitchen utensil!

That's a weirdly large amount of dolphin facts....

A roundhouse kick to head by Chuck Norris!

Can a twin hate...it's twin?!?!?!?!

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Let's take this dead guy to the bank and get some cash outta his account...

You don't usually see an elephant in Butte, Montana...

Where in the hell did you buy an octopus?!?!?!

It's like cat whiskers down there!

Do tanning goggles work during the eclipse?

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MARCO! POLIO!!

A rooster lost it's mind during the solar eclipse!

This show is worse than a vasectomy in an earthquake!

Be sure to check your toilet for rodents!

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I want to put my tongue in your mouth!

Michael Phelps can swim 25 mph?!?!

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!

New fear unlocked...rogue saw blade cutting you in half!

Arnold has a hard time saying Godzilla

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Ok...wait...so what happens if we actually shoot Bigfoot?

Do you have what it takes to be a Wiener Connoisseur?

Where did you get that lighter?

Every male wants to go on a treasure hunt!

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Hey aliens...what's with all the probing?

Hunter's TAINTed coffee creamer!

SLOPPY JOE! SLOPPY SLOPPY JOE, YEAH!

Is that a potato in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!?!

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And now for our featured genital presentation!

I think you're sitting in that massage chair wrong...

Let us tell you a tale about a fella named Deez Nuts

A real life "Weekend at Bernie's"

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You're acting like a real bimbo!

Naked bowling sounds like a terrible idea!

It's time for a sexy, slow motion run on the beach!

Hunter bought a butterfly knife....

What the f**k happened to our tails?!?!

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Lebron James is coming off really douchey!

Don't chop your legs off in an insurance scam!

The elephant has a very talented...appendage...

You should always buy your sex toys new!

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STOP HITTING THAT GUY WITH BASEBALLS!! The Plan-B Morning Show February 21st 2024

Darts and Farts don't mix! The Plan-B Morning Show February 20th 2024

Hunter's got a dangerous new hobby! The Plan-B Morning Show February 19th 2024

Rob Halford of Judas Priest - Discover New Music Monday

Try and avoid being kicked by a horse! The Plan-B Morning Show February 16th 2024

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That owl in the Tootsie Pop commercials was a real jerk! The Plan-B Morning Show February 15th 2024

Valentine's Day & Hunter's lasso! The Plan-B Morning Show February 14th 2024

It's hard to arrest someone covered in lube! The Plan-B Morning Show February 13th 2024

Oh, sure...that's a "paw cleaner" for your dog!! The Plan-B Morning Show February 12th 2024

Brock's reproductive organs were "unremarkable." The Plan-B Morning Show February 9th 2024

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Rock hard brains! The Plan-B Morning Show February 8th 2024

Hunter booked 9 more massages! The Plan-B Morning Show February 7th 2024

We're running out of Nuns! The Plan-B Morning Show February 6th 2024

Shoot a groundhog in the face! The Plan-B Morning Show February 2nd 2024

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Brock admits that Hunter was right about the bidet... The Plan-B Morning Show February 1st 2024

Can I treat you to a fancy meal at Chuck E. Cheese? The Plan-B Morning Show January 31st 2024

Brock finally bought a bidet! The Plan-B Morning Show January 30th 2024

That's harder than trying to castrate a hippo! The Plan-B Morning Show January 29th 2024

Don't steal that Amish horse & buggy! The Plan-B Morning Show January 26th 2024

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I'm gonna mix that 30 year old whiskey with some RC Cola! The Plan-B Morning Show January 19th 2024

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Get lucky with the cicada mating call method! The Plan-B Morning Show January 18th 2024

Sign our petition to get Barry Sanders suited up for the Super Bowl! The Plan-B Morning Show January 17th 2024

The Blimp is the air travel of the future!! The Plan-B Morning Show January 16th 2024

Drones dropping sex toys! The Plan-B Morning Show January 15th 2024

I'll take unlimited shopping at Walmart, please! The Plan-B Morning Show January 12th 2024

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Who wants to drive the Weinermobile!! The Plan-B Morning Show January 11th 2024

Brock should probably let his daughter win at Candy Land from time to time! The Plan-B Morning Show January 10th 2024

Damn...that is a giant clam! The Plan-B Morning Show January 9th 2024

The smaller the dog the more likely it'll hump your leg! The Plan-B Morning Show January 8th 2024

Crack pipe in your fast food order - The Plan-B Morning Show January 5th 2024

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It's gettin' a little hair this January! The Plan-B Morning Show January 4th 2024

What do you mean I can't trade this gator for beer?!?! The Plan-B Morning Show January 3rd 2024

Pubes on the hotel remote control! The Plan-B Morning Show January 2nd 2024

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Just look for the guy with the f**king parrot on his shoulder! The Plan-B Morning Show December 20th 2023

United Way of Southwest Michigan - Volunteer Leadership Awards & Youth Scholarships

A teed up meatball from Bryson DeChambeau! The Plan-B Morning Show December 19th 2023

That sneeze could blow your head clean of your body! The Plan-B Morning Show December 18th 2023

I feel like we're gonna get into a bar fight tonight... - The Plan-B Morning Show December 15th 2023

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Watermark Redzone - Week 15

I guess giant women turn us on now... - The Plan-B Morning Show December 14th 2023

A trench coat doesn't look good on anyone! The Plan-B Morning Show December 13th 2023

Dolphins are growing thumbs to take over the world! The Plan-B Morning Show December 12th 2023

Hunter is gonna get choked out by a sloth! The Plan-B Morning Show December 11th 2023

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Watermark Redzone - Week 14

Maybe don't do the WHOLE pile of drugs...just a thought. The Plan-B Morning Show December 6th 2023

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United Way of Southwest Michigan - Whirlpool Online Appliance Sale to benefit United Way

At what point does the Heimlich become just holding a dead body? The Plan-B Morning Show December 5th 2023

Porta-Potties are already stressful enough to use! The Plan-B Morning Show December 4th 2023

Watermark Redzone - Week 13

I'll take the chopped salad...hold the finger, please! The Plan-B Morning Show November 30th 2023

That's the WORST place to hide your firearm! The Plan-B Morning Show November 29th 2023

Maybe don't eat the $1 burrito...just a thought. The Plan-B Morning Show November 28th 2023

Watermark Redzone - Week 12

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United Way of Southwest Michigan - 211 Helpline

That's an...interesting...way to ride a bike - The Plan-B Morning Show November 21st 2023

The President pardons two turkeys...and we don't mean Brock & Hunter! The Plan-B Morning Show November 20th 2023

Watermark Redzone - Week 11

F**cking lightning bolt to the dome! The Plan-B Morning Show November 17th 2023

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Hunter's embarrassing pool noodle purchase! The Plan-B Morning Show November 16th 2023

Every single house in America has a stockpile of sauce packets somewhere! The Plan-B Morning Show November 15th 2023

Rave Monkeys & phone calls during sex! The Plan-B Morning Show November 14th 2023

You probably don't want to fight a kangaroo. The Plan-B Morning Show November 13th 2023

Are you sure it was the guy with 3 parrots on his shoulder that robbed you? The Plan-B Morning Show November 10th 2023

Watermark Redzone - Week 10

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You could get crushed to death by a robot! The Plan-B Morning Show November 9th 2023

We're gonna blow the ocean's back out! The Plan-B Morning Show November 8th 2023

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We thought otters were supposed to be cute & cuddly!?!?!? The Plan-B Morning Show November 7th 2023

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Why couldn't have Starter jackets been, like, four inches longer? The Plan-B Morning Show November 6th 2023

Watermark Redzone Week 9

There's a great cheese selection at those "Eyes Wide Shut" type of parties - The Plan-B Morning Show November 3rd 2023

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Foot Fetish people...we need to have a talk - The Plan-B Morning Show November 2nd 2023

Looking good in those Chandelier Jeans! The Plan-B Morning Show November 1st 2023

Enjoy your 3.4 pounds of candy today - The Plan-B Morning Show October 31st 2023

Please don't donate your sex toys to the toy drive - The Plan-B Morning Show October 30th 2023

Watermark Redzone - Week 8

Who's the best team in the NFL right now

Headlines with Jay the 80's Rock Guy!

A guy tries to buy a hooker for his miniature horse...

It's Pot-tober with NOBO!

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Beeriod

Sexy Halloween costumes, hot South Dakotans & grandpa's moving away

Buy your horse a hooker, Hunter's wet rug & hot South Dakotans

What is something that is normal now, but will be seen as “Wow! They did that?” in 50 years?

Stolen prescriptions, hole-in-ones, ripskin & more!

Ripskin

What's the #1 thing on your bucket list

Shower Thoughts

Pumpkin Day, being adventurous & the Florida Man Games

Ice cream and drugs, rouge hairs & student loans

Guy get smoked by a security guard after running on the field

Robbing a pharmacy of all their Viagra

2 hole-in-ones in a single round

Drive-thru buffets & nasal flu shots

What's your favorite greasy food?

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Spending more on dogs than cats, Halloween costumes & paying in change

48 states allow flamethrowers

Shrooms on a plane

Shrooms on a plane, drive-thru buffets, flamethrowers & more!

Slap Flaps

Whirlpool Corporation Appliance Sale to benefit United Way opens to public Oct. 28 and 29 at Benton Harbor Technology Center

Who's the best QB of all time?!?!?!

Judy Garland and 80 cigs a day

Turn left at the purple dildo, falling satellites, adult Lunchables & more!

This from the "good ol' days" we don't miss

Another sex doll mistaken for a dead body...

500 books, dislocated testicle & glitter sucks

Beave Heave

Bologna Day, Bigfoot debunked & killed by a satellite

Crocs Day, Big Mac Sauce & bungee jumping

Hunter's fart, mannequins, takin' out Mahomes & more!

Curb Candy

Let's go to Poundland!

How do you stop the Chiefs?

Guy poses as a mannequin

Who's the scariest horror movie villain?

Slap your annoying co-worker, women drivers & how many people you slept with

Watermark Redzone - Week 7

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How do people afford that?!

New Friends Day

Strippers and horses, William Hung, bangin' hot guys & more!

Let's all laugh at William Hung!

Lost in a cornfield, angry about sports & dad teachers

Living in the matrix & women only want to bang the hot guy

Horses and strippers

Someone got mad at Hunter on the golf course

Froobing

Hottest pepper, going to the doctor & eating before sex

Mashed potatoes, feral house cat & realistic halloween decoration

Skin Musket

Something embarrassing you don't mind admitting

What are you doing with that stuffed animal?

Sex with a stuffed animal, shaving cream on nut, eat before sex & more!

Marshmallows from the marsh mallow root

A possible new rule change coming to the NFL

35 port-a-potties, Hunter's skills are needed, bathroom heaters & more!

I'd like a mulligan on that...

Sack Stack

Dak and the Cowboys showed up against the Chargers

Stolen catalytic converters, strippers & working out together

Pasta Day, Best Buy & chips in our brains

35 stolen port-a-potties

Brock got the heater in his bathroom

He-man couldn't use his sword in the early 80's

A wolf at Hunter's door

Suzanne Somers, emails & moon houses

Boss's Day, Taco Bell nuggets & spork attack

Funeral worker's love interest, Boss Day, spork attack & more

Funeral work and a sex doll: A love story

What were you shocked to find out wasn't true?

Malaria to cure syphilis?

Beef Beat

Are the Lions flying under the radar?

Don't make your car look like a squad car

99% of all organisms are extinct?!

Trampage

Honestly, just clean your belly button

What are you convinced people are pretending to hate

Headlines with Jay the 80's Rock Guy!

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Grandma came at me, no bras and best autumn cities

Clean your bellybutton!

They guys make a bet on some football

A guy fell into a grave

Undertakers, Bigfoot, carpet holes & more!

I'm too old for this crap

Carpet Hole

1.73 billion, black hair dye & pit maneuver the wrong car

A video of Bigfoot & Brock as a farmer

Get on the boat!

Best wrestling finishing move

Taco Swap

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Your stalking isn't as romantic as you think it is...

Brock & Hunter are gonna start a roller hockey team

Sausage pizza, dirty soda fountains & the world's oldest shoes

Finger Fumblers

Vernors Ginger Ale for Hunter's upset stomach

Romantic stalking, caveman shoes, Vernors & more!

Potato chip salad, gas station hijinks & cucumber meth

What are you really bad at?

Boner Bag

The Packer's lost again and Brock is sad

Getting drunk and fighting a mattress store mascot

Fight a mattress mascot, dead cartoon parents, hot at grandma's & more!

United Way of Southwest Michigan - Rake A Difference

Don't touch the thermostat Kiki!

Ice-T and Ric Flair in a commercial

The Patron Saint of the Internet

A person from 1923 would have their mind blown

1,000 dead birds, A.I. taste buds & skydiving cannonball

Bambi's mom had to die & Arnold wants us to struggle

It's Pot-tober with W-HIGH-RX and NOBO!

AM radio can get you aroused & accents we like and don't like

The Lions are 4-1

Amish smartphones, drinking bus drivers & moldy cheese

Things you try to avoid, but end up doing anyways

The Green Door has amazing products & your chance to win Metallica tickets!

Fortune tellers, AM radio arousal, overpriced hoodies & more!

Pornado

Fortune teller predicts a woman's death

Shaq would destroy a 40's basketball team

Loose monkeys, Hunter's basketball coach, Picasso's paintings & more!

Ben & Jerry met in gym class

Picasso paintings, bringing the phone to the bathroom & rescuing a gator

N.A.R.B.

Hunter's 7th grade basketball coach kept it real

Headlines with Jay the 80's Rock Guy!

Cleveland hotels, giraffe dookie & angry sports dads

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Things about the opposite sex we're jealous of

The Bears broke their 14 game losing streak

Watermark Redzone - Week 5

Momo the monkey has been captured

William Shatner, geezers going hard, step-sibling porn ruined Rick Astley & more!

Did Mahomes shave points on Sunday?

Jiggle Twins

104 year old skydiver, thick TP & washing bananas

Becoming a billionaire & William Shatner

Let's smash our face with a hammer...for beauty?

"Rich person" things we do even though we aren't rich

Bears and periods

William Shatner is coming to the Mendel Center!

25 pounds of pistachios

Condos on the moon & scary movies are back

Vodka Day, robot chefs & chicken or the egg

Flipping the switch, moon condos, mud buttons & more!

126 tacos on National Taco Day

MJ is with $3 Billion

Mud Button

Lady gets chased by police with her husband on the hood

Things you didn't realize were expensive until you became an adult

The biggest "lie" told in human history

Three-legged bear in Florida is at it again

Dirt Button

Pizza for breakfast & the government shutting down

More turmoil for the Bears

Uranus smells like rotten eggs

Girl Scout cookies, starting fires, and A.I. taking our jobs

Pizza for breakfast, dirt button, stinky Uranus & more!

Crarf

The pen is mightier than the sword

Life tips and tricks everyone should know

Swallowing household items, spider venom boners & following our GPS

Atomic wedgie at the waterpark

No more Netflix DVDs, the McRib & chicken-speak

Waterslide wedgies, Netflix DVDs, McRibs & more!

The Bears blew a 24 point lead

Travis Kelce, animals pulling muscles, Brock's bet & more!

Travis Kelce kicked people out of a restaurant & old people playing video games

Do animals pull muscles?

What's some BS that's gone on for way too long

The Lions beat the Packers and Brock makes good on his bet

Man Clam

Headlines with Jay the 80's Rock Guy!

Camera glasses, deer hitting cars & Mississippi STDs

A sheep, a duck & a rooster get in a hot air balloon...

There's a zombie apocalypse coming!

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If you had an all-expenses-paid trip to anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Chocolate milk, Google turns 25 & don't forget the sauce

Don't borrow an alligator for a photo shoot

Jim Jones sold monkeys door-to-door

Spaghetti-hos

Taylor Swift had a big effect on the NFL this weekend

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Borrowed alligators, Taylor Swift and the NFL, pet monkeys & more!

Morning Show Hosts Day, "boyfriend effect" and cyclists are getting hit more

Watching rom-coms & being a lumberjack

United Way of Southwest Michigan - Rake A Difference

Start your day with a stack of pancakes

Chopping wood, cake for breakfast, nude photos & more!

What's the first album/CD you remember listening to on repeat?

Be careful with those naughty photos on your phone

Whiskey at 11am

Boob Hammock

Brock & Hunter make a bet on the Packer/Lions game

The Chiefs beat up on the Bears

Guy goes Hulk on the golf course

Meth at a school function, bb gun robbery & eating each other by 2060

Womb Broom

Hulk on the golf course, pig hearts, horse heads & more!

That's a real horse head

Starbucks get sued & give me a pig heart

What something that always give you butterflies in your stomach?

Window Licker

Potatoes were once illegal in France

Can openers, worthless NFTs & stick on belly buttons

Headlines with Jay the 80's Rock Guy!

Fall is here & faking it because of bad breath

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NFL games & more on rigged gambling

Brock's haunted house, Kraft singles, stinky breath faking it & more!

Kraft had to recall their cheese slice singles

What's your "kryptonite"?

What are you better at than 99% of people?

Strong STD's, Brock's mullet, divorced on Facebook & more!

Brock's mullet, men posting online, condom testers & valuable VHS

Hand Bang

Gonorrhea is the strongest creature alive

Mini golf, terrible kid name & NASA's UFO Director

If you drop something into an outhouse...just leave it

The pitch clock has cut a lot of time outta baseball

I'll stab you back!

Polygamists can't get Visas

Bowling, Below Deck & we don't wanna get stabbed

Drunkanese

Suing a hospital, Pringles with caviar & buying a funeral home

What's something the opposite sex does that you secretly can't stand?

Hunter forgot his bowling ball

Waaaaay too much water & heading to the old folks home

A gruesome injury on Monday Night Football

ou can say something loud enough for all humanity to hear...what are you saying?

Don't swim past the Mason Dixon line

Circus peanuts and Lucky Charms

Jorts are back & robot doctors

Headlines with Jay the 80's Rock Guy!

1000 condoms, Google Day & that's a nice hole

Jorts, swimming below the Mason Dixon line, cold doctor hands & more!

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Smahammered

Even more details emerge in the Aaron Rodgers injury story

Aaron Rodgers is more than likely done for good

National Peanut Day & killing the first aliens we meet

Nipples & Rubik Cubes

Boner Camo

Boiled peanuts, nipples & more!

Medium rare meat, A.I. Coca-Cola & Lunchables

Hacking into a road sign

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Do you have any superstitions?

My bad, sorry bro...

What can you proudly say you've never done?

United Way of Southwest Michigan

There's a lot less serial killers now

Hunter is mad at Brock

Grouchy Brock & Hunter, it's just a prank bro & serial killers

Leave your wife at the airport & TV on our phones

75 pounds of oranges, loose dog at the airport & shorts to work

Vurp

Hunter didn't see Nelly, too many words & literally nothing else

500 new words & opposites DON'T attract

Some upsets happened opening weekend of the NFL

Making the bed, metal detecting & oyster recall

Meat Nuggets

Hey Doc...you forgot something in me

Double standards you ok with having

Van Damme's first role

Carnied

Hunter is in love with the Lions, nude signs, Diet Rite & more!

The Lions upset the Chiefs

Dino tracks in Texas, beards make you sexier & Onlyfans model look for love

Nude sign for a non-nude beach

Watermark Redzone Week 1

Basic manners that are seriously lacking these days

Delicious...Diet Rite???

Headlines with Jay the 80's Rock Guy!

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Arby's big game burger, dumb teens & expensive sneakers

Human hamster ball across the ocean

3-legged bear, bogo pumpkin spice & Radio Shack

Some wrestling moves foreplay

What skill would you bring to a group of apocalyptic survivors

Elephant Tamer

Human hamster ball in the ocean, sex in cars, WWE foreplay & more!

Monitored sex in cars & making humans in a blender

The Straw Hat Riot of 1922

We're the Plan-B Playboyz

Assaulted with a Snickers

We're terrible at fantasy football

What's something that's 1 HP damage in real life?

Reading books & Kevin Costner's child support payments

Hunter reading, sugar daddies, baby on board stickers & more!

Piggly Wiggly

Moon Landing

Baby On Board stickers

Sausage recall, archers in the park & grumpy at work

Colorado upset TCU

We made it through the day, gender reveals, holes in walls & more!

Hunter helped a drunk guy on a boat

Panty Bacon

What's the best pizza from crust to topping

A rare painting in a kids movie

A hole in the Great Wall, biting junk & a grenade phone

Seeing dead relatives in our sleep & Dad Rock

Another gender reveal goes wrong

Madsturbate

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What's your weirdest purchase?

Windshield wipers in 1903

Hulk Hunter, Loch Ness trash, Hunter's announcing & more!

Bull in a convertible, lollipop assault, 800lb gator

92,000 people at a volleyball game

Headlines with Jay the 80's Rock Guy!

Is that the Loch Ness...nope, just trash bags...

What's something "for kids" that you still enjoy as an adult?

You got tiny junk!

Brain worms, tiny junk, bad pirates & more!

900,000 baseballs