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[No Laughter Version] National Disease Day! 23 sick dad jokes! 10 July 2026

Back when I was a chef at Neverland Ranch, I almost messed up the recipe when i left out some herbs. Luckily Michael Jackson said to me… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Back when I was a chef at Neverland Ranch, I almost messed up the recipe when i left out some herbs. Luckily Michael Jackson said to me… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

World Fashion Day! Try on these 33 dad jokes! 09 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Fashion Day! Try on these 33 dad jokes! 09 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the shuttle full of Elvis impersonators that crashed in Las Vegas. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the shuttle full of Elvis impersonators that crashed in Las Vegas. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Video Game Day! 69 gamey dad jokes! 08 July 2026

National Video Game Day! 69 gamey dad jokes! 08 July 2026

Now that the US and Canada have been eliminated from the World Cup, I feel like there’s no reason for people who aren’t fans of soccer in those countries to continue to follow the tournament. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Now that the US and Canada have been eliminated from the World Cup, I feel like there’s no reason for people who aren’t fans of soccer in those countries to continue to follow the tournament. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Chocolate Day! 16 choccy dad jokes! 07 July 2026

World Chocolate Day! 16 choccy dad jokes! 07 July 2026

Cinderella got kicked off the soccer team. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Cinderella got kicked off the soccer team. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

My wife said to me You promised to stop with the Darth Vader quotes after we got married (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My wife said to me You promised to stop with the Darth Vader quotes after we got married (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Bikini Day! 05 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Bikini Day! 05 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] Independence Day 2026! 21 jokes to celebrate liberty! 04 July 2026

Independence Day 2026! 21 jokes to celebrate liberty! 04 July 2026

I dated a girl who insisted we tear apart my Disney Pixar DVDs. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I dated a girl who insisted we tear apart my Disney Pixar DVDs. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Redneck Day! 03 July 2026

Redneck Day! 03 July 2026

World UFO Day! 02 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] World UFO Day! 02 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] I named my dog “Gilligan” because he has, well, he has a very noisy wagger!! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I named my dog “Gilligan” because he has, well, he has a very noisy wagger!! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Happy Financial New Year 2026! 33 accountable dad jokes! 01 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] Happy Financial New Year 2026! 33 accountable dad jokes! 01 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] I recently started dating a woman named Hope Solo. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I recently started dating a woman named Hope Solo. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Social Media Day! 66 re-postable dad jokes! 30 June 2026

Social Media Day! 66 re-postable dad jokes! 30 June 2026

Today I learned the movie Hereditary was named as such because of how certain things are passed thru bloodlines. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Today I learned the movie Hereditary was named as such because of how certain things are passed thru bloodlines. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Handshake Day! 29 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Handshake Day! 29 June 2026

The Argentinian football team was checking out of their hotel. All the players' rooms were neat except one. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I like Italian food so spicy. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I like Italian food so spicy. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I can't believe I'm making a joke about spanking Dwayne Johnson... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I can't believe I'm making a joke about spanking Dwayne Johnson... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Anyone excited about the new Christopher Nolan movie? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Anyone excited about the new Christopher Nolan movie? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Global Beatles Day! 36 jokes dedicated to the fab four! 25 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Global Beatles Day! 36 jokes dedicated to the fab four! 25 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why can't you give Elsa a helium balloon? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why can't you give Elsa a helium balloon? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Fairy Day! 32 fairy good dad jokes! 24 June 2026

International Fairy Day! 32 fairy good dad jokes! 24 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Have you seen the new sequel to James and the Giant Peach with a soundtrack by Bon Jovi. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Have you seen the new sequel to James and the Giant Peach with a soundtrack by Bon Jovi. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Kissing Day! 20 smooching dad jokes! 22 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Kissing Day! 20 smooching dad jokes! 22 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Happy Father's Day 2026! 21 dad dad jokes! 21 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Happy Father's Day 2026! 21 dad dad jokes! 21 June 2026

I don’t always roll a joint but when I do. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I don’t always roll a joint but when I do. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Productivity Day! 25 efficient dad jokes! 20 June 2026

World Productivity Day! 25 efficient dad jokes! 20 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] I am getting stronger with old age. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I am getting stronger with old age. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What did Russell Crowe say when he found out about Armie Hammer being a cannibal? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What did Russell Crowe say when he found out about Armie Hammer being a cannibal? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Fishing Day! 43 reel-y great dad jokes! 18 June 2026

National Fishing Day! 43 reel-y great dad jokes! 18 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] I’ve read one page of Lord of the Rings, every day for more than ten years… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I’ve read one page of Lord of the Rings, every day for more than ten years… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Surfing Day! 17 June 2026

International Surfing Day! 17 June 2026

At our family reunion picnic, I told my wife it wouldn’t be the same without Grandpa. He passed away this year, and for decades he was the one keeping the flies away from the food. Now that responsibility falls to me. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What generation was Forrest Gump? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What generation was Forrest Gump? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Over 100 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Over 100 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Bath Day! 14 June 2026

International Bath Day! 14 June 2026

I dread the day Musk's scandal comes to light. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I dread the day Musk's scandal comes to light. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call an Italian at the Soccer World Cup? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What do you call an Italian at the Soccer World Cup? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Superman Day! 12 June 2026

Superman Day! 12 June 2026

What do you call a flying nun? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a flying nun? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Word Corn Day! 11 June 2026

Word Corn Day! 11 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Someone said if you had a million monkeys typing away, you would eventually get the complete works of Shakespeare. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Someone said if you had a million monkeys typing away, you would eventually get the complete works of Shakespeare. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Elvis Costello and ABBA are touring together this summer but they figured out who the headliner will be... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Elvis Costello and ABBA are touring together this summer but they figured out who the headliner will be... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Alcohol consumption is set to rise by 350% in England during the World Cup. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Alcohol consumption is set to rise by 350% in England during the World Cup. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

World Oceans Day! 34 sea faring dad jokes! 08 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Oceans Day! 34 sea faring dad jokes! 08 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Austin Richard Post raps under the stage name Post Malone. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)