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[No Laughter Version] Alcohol consumption is set to rise by 350% in England during the World Cup. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

World Oceans Day! 34 sea faring dad jokes! 08 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Oceans Day! 34 sea faring dad jokes! 08 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Austin Richard Post raps under the stage name Post Malone. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Austin Richard Post raps under the stage name Post Malone. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] King Arthur didn't like it when a new Sultan moved into the castle next door... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

King Arthur didn't like it when a new Sultan moved into the castle next door... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Gender explained with biblical characters. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Gender explained with biblical characters. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Donut Day! 05 June 2026

National Donut Day! 05 June 2026

I've just begun a speed-reading course, and last night I read Great Expectations in 15 seconds… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I've just begun a speed-reading course, and last night I read Great Expectations in 15 seconds… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Cheese Day! 04 June 2026

National Cheese Day! 04 June 2026

Please don't accept friend requests from Lizzie Borden on Facebook. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Please don't accept friend requests from Lizzie Borden on Facebook. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Egg Day! 30 egg-cellent dad jokes! 03 June 2026

National Egg Day! 30 egg-cellent dad jokes! 03 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Bonnie Raitt went to a Mexican restaurant... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Bonnie Raitt went to a Mexican restaurant... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I found $20 in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I found $20 in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Dinosaur Day! 30 dino-mite dad jokes! 01 June 2026

Dinosaur Day! 30 dino-mite dad jokes! 01 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] I had to delete the U2 GPS app off my phone... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I had to delete the U2 GPS app off my phone... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Why do celebrities always use the elevator? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why do celebrities always use the elevator? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I bought a defective inflatable bed from Linkin Park. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I bought a defective inflatable bed from Linkin Park. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Ice cream truck pulled onto our street. I asked the driver, “Do you carry Rolexes, Timex's, or heck… even Casio's?” He looked confused and said, “Sir, respectfully... what are you talking about?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Ice cream truck pulled onto our street. I asked the driver, “Do you carry Rolexes, Timex's, or heck… even Casio's?” He looked confused and said, “Sir, respectfully... what are you talking about?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Hamburger Day! 39 bun filled dad jokes! 28 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Hamburger Day! 39 bun filled dad jokes! 28 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] My son texted me after his dinner date last night and said, “Dad, it was great! And guess what… she’s a content creator!” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My son texted me after his dinner date last night and said, “Dad, it was great! And guess what… she’s a content creator!” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Dracula Day! 26 dad jokes that Count! 26 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] Dracula Day! 26 dad jokes that Count! 26 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why don't spies fart in bed? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why don't spies fart in bed? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Geek Day! 18 geek chic dad jokes! 25 May 2026

Geek Day! 18 geek chic dad jokes! 25 May 2026

Did you hear how Richie Cunningham was cheated out of his savings? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear how Richie Cunningham was cheated out of his savings? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Brother's Day! 24 May 2026

Brother's Day! 24 May 2026

When my dad walked in my room with some young guy wearing skinny jeans, eating avocado toast, I asked, “Who's this guy?” Pops grinned and said... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] When my dad walked in my room with some young guy wearing skinny jeans, eating avocado toast, I asked, “Who's this guy?” Pops grinned and said... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I just watched a pirated movie..... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I just watched a pirated movie..... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Maritime Day! 50 sea-faring dad jokes! 22 May 2026

National Maritime Day! 50 sea-faring dad jokes! 22 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the dentist that received an award from the American Dental Association? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the dentist that received an award from the American Dental Association? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Meditation Day! 21 self-aware dad jokes! 21 May 2026

World Meditation Day! 21 self-aware dad jokes! 21 May 2026

Did you hear about the bus full of Elvis impersonators that crashed on the way to Las Vegas? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the bus full of Elvis impersonators that crashed on the way to Las Vegas? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

World Bee Day! 20 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Bee Day! 20 May 2026

What does Lionel Ritchie wear when he's home alone? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What does Lionel Ritchie wear when he's home alone? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

How did the alternate universe Spider Man pass his driver's test? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How did the alternate universe Spider Man pass his driver's test? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

International Museum Day! 40 curated dad jokes! 18 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] International Museum Day! 40 curated dad jokes! 18 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] Pavlov Walks Into a Hotel ... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Pavlov Walks Into a Hotel ... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Look at this picture I took with R.E.M. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Look at this picture I took with R.E.M. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Waiters and Waitresses Day! 36 dad jokes to serve!16 May 2026

National Waiters and Waitresses Day! 36 dad jokes to serve! 16 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] In Star Wars Chewbacca is called chewy; Jabba the Hut is called Jabba. What is Luke Skywalker short for? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

In Star Wars Chewbacca is called chewy; Jabba the Hut is called Jabba. What is Luke Skywalker short for? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Madame Tussauds has never completed a figure of Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Madame Tussauds has never completed a figure of Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the two businessmen in Vietnam who struck a mutually beneficial deal? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the two businessmen in Vietnam who struck a mutually beneficial deal? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Captain Kirk was going to release a line of lingerie. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Captain Kirk was going to release a line of lingerie. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Nurses Day! 12 May 2026

National Nurses Day! 12 May 2026

Captain Kirk has 3 ears. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Captain Kirk has 3 ears. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Technology Day! 11 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Technology Day! 11 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] I asked my wife is she wanted to go out to dinner tomorrow and she said yes. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I asked my wife is she wanted to go out to dinner tomorrow and she said yes. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Mother's Day! 10 May 2026

Mother's Day! 10 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] This guy at work accused me of using outdated pop culture references. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

This guy at work accused me of using outdated pop culture references. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What do Winnie the Pooh, Attila the Hun and Smokey the Bear have in common. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do Winnie the Pooh, Attila the Hun and Smokey the Bear have in common. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Golf Day! 40 dad jokes that land on the green! 08 May 2026

World Golf Day! 40 dad jokes that land on the green! 08 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why did Mickey go to outer space? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Why did Mickey go to outer space? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Tourism Day! 28 well travelled dad jokes! 07 May 2026