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[No Laughter Version] National Tourism Day! 28 well travelled dad jokes! 07 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] Do you think Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan hang out? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Do you think Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan hang out? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I asked Mr. T what he thinks about these high gas prices. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I asked Mr. T what he thinks about these high gas prices. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Space Day! 63 out of this world dad jokes ! 05 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Space Day! 63 out of this world dad jokes ! 05 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] If you’re expecting a Star Wars joke from me on May 4th. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

If you’re expecting a Star Wars joke from me on May 4th. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I was told a car without wheels is a good investment. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I was told a car without wheels is a good investment. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I used to think rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I used to think rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

There’s been considerable debate about whether you can or can’t hurry love. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] There’s been considerable debate about whether you can or can’t hurry love. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] King Arthur Day! 25 sir-prising dad jokes! 01 May 2026

King Arthur Day! 25 sir-prising dad jokes! 01 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] A couple weeks ago, I started using a thicker font in work-related emails. At first, I didn't think anyone cared, but just today, my boss came to my office to express his appreciation. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

A couple weeks ago, I started using a thicker font in work-related emails. At first, I didn't think anyone cared, but just today, my boss came to my office to express his appreciation. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear the Jolly Green Giant was fired? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear the Jolly Green Giant was fired? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Dance Day! 21 dad jokes to groove to! 29 April 2026

International Dance Day! 21 dad jokes to groove to! 29 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] What does Schwarzenegger say before he plays a game of chess? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What does Schwarzenegger say before he plays a game of chess? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Superhero Day! 69 super dad jokes! 28 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Superhero Day! 69 super dad jokes! 28 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] I'm not a huge fan of Rapunzel. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I'm not a huge fan of Rapunzel. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Alien Day! 26 April 2026

Alien Day! 26 April 2026

I offered some performance enhancing drugs to a couple storm troopers. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I offered some performance enhancing drugs to a couple storm troopers. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Telephone Day! 61 dad jokes to call someone about! 25 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Telephone Day! 61 dad jokes to call someone about! 25 April 2026

What did Yoda say after seeing himself in 4K? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What did Yoda say after seeing himself in 4K? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I asked the book store owner if she knew the book about Pavlov's dogs and Shroedinger's cat. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I asked the book store owner if she knew the book about Pavlov's dogs and Shroedinger's cat. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Email Day! 30 dad jokes to forward! 23 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Email Day! 30 dad jokes to forward! 23 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] How are the reviews for the new Michael Jackson biopic? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

How are the reviews for the new Michael Jackson biopic? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I didn’t trust the computer navigating my space odyssey. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I didn’t trust the computer navigating my space odyssey. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Tea Day! 25 dad jokes to dunk! 21 April 2026

National Tea Day! 25 dad jokes to dunk! 21 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] When you need to protect your butt, you should call Thor. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

When you need to protect your butt, you should call Thor. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] These two peanuts were walking down the street in a bad neighborhood. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

These two peanuts were walking down the street in a bad neighborhood. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Exercise Day! 19 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Exercise Day! 19 April 2026

My custom shoemaker refused to sell me footwear he reserved for a famous actor. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My custom shoemaker refused to sell me footwear he reserved for a famous actor. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Who's the tallest singer in the choir? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Who's the tallest singer in the choir? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Librarian Day! 26 dad jokes that should be shelved! 16 April 2026

National Librarian Day! 26 dad jokes that should be shelved! 16 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] Now that Hungary has a new prime minister, what’s gonna happen with the old one? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Now that Hungary has a new prime minister, what’s gonna happen with the old one? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Tax Day! 15 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] Tax Day! 15 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] What do you call the spat between Trump and the Pope? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call the spat between Trump and the Pope? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Gardening Day! 49 well rooted dad jokes! 14 April 2026

National Gardening Day! 49 well rooted dad jokes! 14 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why do they keep making such a big deal about the Straight of Hormuz? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Why do they keep making such a big deal about the Straight of Hormuz? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call Big Boi and André 3000 from OutKast with a bad injury? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call Big Boi and André 3000 from OutKast with a bad injury? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What did Harry Potter say when he filled up his gas tank? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What did Harry Potter say when he filled up his gas tank? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Grand National Day! 16 dad jokes with horsepower! 11 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] Grand National Day! 16 dad jokes with horsepower! 11 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] When I was taken into surgery with a crushed hand, my wife said, “Fingers crossed! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

When I was taken into surgery with a crushed hand, my wife said, “Fingers crossed! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Siblings Day! 33 dad jokes to share with your brothers and sisters! 10 April 2026

National Siblings Day! 33 dad jokes to share with your brothers and sisters! 10 April 2026

Did you hear a disgruntled employee burned down the toilet paper factory? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear a disgruntled employee burned down the toilet paper factory? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Unicorn Day! 17 mythical dad jokes! 09 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Unicorn Day! 17 mythical dad jokes! 09 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] What did the Washingtons call each other when they were staying at the White House plantation? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What did the Washingtons call each other when they were staying at the White House plantation? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Zoo Lovers Day! 17 dad jokes to monkey with! 08 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Zoo Lovers Day! 17 dad jokes to monkey with! 08 April 2026

The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Beer Day! Cheers to these 23 dad jokes! 07 April 2026

National Beer Day! Cheers to these 23 dad jokes! 07 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] I’m channeling my anger towards post-apocalyptic fuel-scarcity cinema. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I’m channeling my anger towards post-apocalyptic fuel-scarcity cinema. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Army Day! March to these 49 dad jokes! 06 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] Army Day! March to these 49 dad jokes! 06 April 2026

What do you call Batman when he misses church? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call Batman when he misses church? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Easter 2026! 28 well-hidden easter eggs! 05 April 2026