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[No Laughter Version] Easter 2026! 28 well-hidden easter eggs! 05 April 2026

702

Why did the Wi-Fi break up with the router? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Why did the Wi-Fi break up with the router? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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World Drummer Day! 19 jokes to count in on! 04 April 2026

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[No Laughter Version] World Drummer Day! 19 jokes to count in on! 04 April 2026

706

Why is this time of year Arnold Schwarzenegger’s favourite? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

707

Sure, Alexander Graham Bell was great, but I'm more impressed by the work of his brother, (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

708

What’s the internal temperature of a Taun Taun? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

709

[No Laughter Version] What’s the internal temperature of a Taun Taun? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] National DIY Day! 23 dad jokes to repair! 01 April 2026

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National DIY Day! 23 dad jokes to repair! 01 April 2026

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[No Laughter Version] What do farmers wear under their shirt when they're cold? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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What do farmers wear under their shirt when they're cold? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

714

why is it risky to use sarcasm, puns, or dad-jokes around kleptomaniacs? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] why is it risky to use sarcasm, puns, or dad-jokes around kleptomaniacs? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] National Doctors' Day! 26 dad jokes cure what ails ya! 30 March 2026

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National Doctors' Day! 26 dad jokes cure what ails ya! 30 March 2026

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Lions would never drive drunk. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Lions would never drive drunk. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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World Piano Day! 23 low key dad jokes! 29 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] World Piano Day! 23 low key dad jokes! 29 March 2026

722

I just read in the news that 20 Pakistani tankers sped past Iran. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] I just read in the news that 20 Pakistani tankers sped past Iran. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

724

[No Laughter Version] MLB 2026 Opening Weekend! 39 pitcher perfect dad jokes! 28 March 2026

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MLB 2026 Opening Weekend! 39 pitcher perfect dad jokes! 28 March 2026

726

One thing is for certain after Tiger Woods latest car crash. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] One thing is for certain after Tiger Woods latest car crash. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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World Theatre Day! 36 dad jokes that are a play on words! 27 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] World Theatre Day! 36 dad jokes that are a play on words! 27 March 2026

730

[No Laughter Version] why do Dwane Johnson's shoes have to be made so strong? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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why do Dwane Johnson's shoes have to be made so strong? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

732

Star Trek Day! Live Long and Prosper with these 54 dad jokes! 26 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] Star Trek Day! Live Long and Prosper with these 54 dad jokes! 26 March 2026

734

What award did the theoretical physicist receive for putting Pavlov’s dog into Schrödinger’s box? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

735

[No Laughter Version] What award did the theoretical physicist receive for putting Pavlov’s dog into Schrödinger’s box? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

736

National Introverts Day! 33 dad jokes to enjoy... alone... 24 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] National Introverts Day! 33 dad jokes to enjoy... alone... 24 March 2026

738

Paul Walker... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

739

What website does actor Christopher Judge use when he’s job hunting? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] What website does actor Christopher Judge use when he’s job hunting? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

741

[No Laughter Version] World Meteorology Day! 43 weathered dad jokes! 23 March 2026

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World Meteorology Day! 43 weathered dad jokes! 23 March 2026

743

[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris kicked the bucket. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

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Chuck Norris kicked the bucket. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

745

I recently bought lots of Beatles records. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

746

[No Laughter Version] I recently bought lots of Beatles records. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

747

[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris didn't experience death. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Chuck Norris didn't experience death. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

749

[No Laughter Version] National Poultry Day! 53 fowl dad jokes! 20 March 2026

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National Poultry Day! 53 fowl dad jokes! 20 March 2026

751

Don’t go chasing waterfowl. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Don’t go chasing waterfowl. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

753

What Operating System do the Eurythmics prefer to use? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] What Operating System do the Eurythmics prefer to use? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Global Recycling Day! 100% recycled dad jokes here! 18 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] Global Recycling Day! 100% recycled dad jokes here! 18 March 2026

757

[No Laughter Version] Videos of groovy drum beats made by George W. Bush’s presidential opponent have been appearing in my social media feeds. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Videos of groovy drum beats made by George W. Bush’s presidential opponent have been appearing in my social media feeds. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

759

[No Laughter Version] What waters have the biggest impact on the price of chick peas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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What waters have the biggest impact on the price of chick peas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

761

[No Laughter Version] Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

763

What does Judge Judy have for lunch every day? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] What does Judge Judy have for lunch every day? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

765

Pi / Mathematics Day! 51 irrational dad jokes! 14 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] Pi / Mathematics Day! 51 irrational dad jokes! 14 March 2026

767

[No Laughter Version] What’s it called when Tarzan misses his next vine and falls? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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What’s it called when Tarzan misses his next vine and falls? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

769

Uranus Day! 31 dad jokes about the big gassy giant! 13 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] Uranus Day! 31 dad jokes about the big gassy giant! 13 March 2026

771

How does the rock go to the bathroom? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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I recently heard about this procedure designed to improve mobility that involves bathing with bottled, sparkling water from France. I would've thought that they'd call it The Perrier Treatment but apparently I was mistaken. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] World Plumbing Day! Pipe through these 52 dad jokes! 11 March 2026

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World Plumbing Day! Pipe through these 52 dad jokes! 11 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] A guy named Aladdin has been rubbing lamps for 10 years now, hoping at least one would work. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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A guy named Aladdin has been rubbing lamps for 10 years now, hoping at least one would work. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris Day! Celebrate the legend's 86th birthday with these roundhouse jokes! 10 March 2026

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Chuck Norris Day! Celebrate the legend's 86th birthday with these roundhouse jokes! 10 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] People tell me not to put Short Skirt, Long Jacket on my Weird Al playlist. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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People tell me not to put Short Skirt, Long Jacket on my Weird Al playlist. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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Panic Day! Stay Calm and listen to these 38 dad jokes! 09 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] Panic Day! Stay Calm and listen to these 38 dad jokes! 09 March 2026

783

[No Laughter Version] Poison Ivy. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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Poison Ivy. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] National Cereal Day! 48 dad jokes for a great start to the morning! 07 March 2026

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National Cereal Day! 48 dad jokes for a great start to the morning! 07 March 2026

787

[No Laughter Version] Why did Robin Hood start a website? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

788

Why did Robin Hood start a website? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

789

[No Laughter Version] I heard the president is considering a new DHS Secretary. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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I heard the president is considering a new DHS Secretary. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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Dress Day! 22 dad attired jokes! 05 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] National Dress Day! 22 dad attired jokes! 05 March 2026

793

Does anyone know if John Cena retired from the WWE? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] Does anyone know if John Cena retired from the WWE? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

795

[No Laughter Version] World Obesity Day! 65 heavy dad jokes! 04 March 2026

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World Obesity Day! 65 heavy dad jokes! 04 March 2026

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[No Laughter Version] Have you heard that song by Carly Simon about her boyfriend who had loads of burst blood vessels? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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Have you heard that song by Carly Simon about her boyfriend who had loads of burst blood vessels? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

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You know why I spend so much time on the treadmill? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

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[No Laughter Version] You know why I spend so much time on the treadmill? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)