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Bad reviews are more helpful than good reviews. | + 27 more...
The world used to be free. Now it closes at 11PM. | + 27 more...
All tall buildings were built by taller cranes | + 27 more...
A bobsleigh track designer is a pretty niche job | + 27 more...
Joe Exotic is the Wish version of Steve Irwin | + 24 more...
You look uglier the closer you are to a mirror | + 27 more...
Humans have the same leg to eye ratio as spiders | + 25 more...
Millennials are still seen as 20 year olds | + 24 more...
Cocoa beans are white but vanilla beans are brown | + 26 more...
Laxatives are a performance enhancing drug. | + 26 more...
Compared to other apes, humans look like pugs. | + 27 more...
Babies don't cry, they scream in agony | + 26 more...
A bobsleigh track designer is a pretty niche job | + 27 more...
Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately | + 25 more...
Pink is the only color that gets to be hot | + 25 more...
Many good songs got ruined by memories. | + 28 more...
Bed is human’s wireless charging station | + 24 more...
We’ll never know what it smells like underwater. | + 25 more...
Smokers are more likely to be hit by lightning. | + 28 more...
Wolverine probably still has his wisdom teeth. | + 25 more...
Bing’s number one searched topic has to be Google | + 28 more...
People only remember you when you were younger. | + 26 more...
Santa is the world's most successful speedrunner | + 27 more...
Most people's handwriting is in sans serif | + 25 more...
Eating toast in odd numbers just feels wrong. | + 26 more...
at a certain age you just stop getting tickled | + 24 more...
garbage bags are bought just to throw them away | + 25 more...
Life is finite. Put your favorite song on repeat | + 25 more...
Pearls are oysters kidney stones | + 25 more...
No one on Cheers had a Boston accent | + 25 more...
Human skin is really good at not getting stained | + 28 more...
Most people die with a kill death ratio of 0 | + 28 more...
The taste of nothing is the taste of your mouth. | + 25 more...
Snail death count always increases after rain | + 24 more...
Parrots are technically mockingbirds | + 26 more...
Snapping is the sound of one hand clapping. | + 25 more...
Spinning a spinner actually makes you the spinner | + 28 more...
Taxi drivers involuntarily hear a lot of spoilers | + 24 more...
Eating toast in odd numbers just feels wrong. | + 25 more...
The earlier you shave, the earlier it grows back | + 25 more...
The better an army, the less they benefit from bravery. It may even hinder them. | + 28 more...
Shame plays a big part in a thriving society. | + 27 more...
The word Unusual, has an unusual amount of U's | + 28 more...
You have to be odd, in order to be number one. | + 28 more...
Being dead is the same as before you were born. | + 25 more...
Cats generally make a lot more sounds in movies. | + 25 more...
Covert narcissism can be disguised as altruism | + 28 more...
Player piano rolls were the first MIDIs. | + 24 more...
Secret admirers were just stalkers all along. | + 26 more...
Anything is portable if you're strong enough. | + 25 more...
A selfie with a celebrity is the new autograph. | + 27 more...
We rarely ever see suits stored in suitcases. | + 26 more...
Spiders aren’t the only animals that build webs. | + 26 more...
We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 26 more...
Fast fashion is cosplaying rich people's outfits | + 28 more...
Paper is the lowest strength particle board. | + 28 more...
The number of people that use 6767 as their bank PIN code is likely rising at an exponential level. | + 25 more...
Musically, Bo Burnham is Weird Al’s evil twin. | + 27 more...
Reality TV is the most inaccurate TV genre | + 24 more...
Lynyrd Skynyrd is the the original 'Tragedeigh'. | + 24 more...
Recess is a break for both children and teachers. | + 25 more...
Some pets likely think that roombas are alive. | + 26 more...
Freedom of speech is free. Being heard is not. | + 24 more...
A paper cut is a tree's last act of defiance. | + 26 more...
People pay to make their cars quieter and louder. | + 27 more...
Dolphins have belly buttons. That's weird. | + 25 more...
A telephone makes sound travel faster than sound. | + 26 more...
Jaws was an innocent shark doing shark things. | + 26 more...
Onlyfans and churches both monetize loneliness. | + 25 more...
There is always a reverse harem in a bee hive | + 27 more...
Kindness is an act of rebellion | + 26 more...
The Universe is a maximum security prison. | + 25 more...
Mold growing on mushrooms is fungus Inception | + 27 more...
Musically, Bo Burnham is Weird Al’s evil twin. | + 27 more...
Monopoly has a monopoly on monopoly games. | + 27 more...
Halloween is the greatest crossover event ever | + 28 more...
clothes are among the sexiest inventions | + 26 more...
Air quality is measured by air quantity | + 24 more...
Everything has an advantage and a disadvantage | + 24 more...
A funny pun is punny fun. | + 24 more...
Alcohol is the real gateway drug | + 24 more...
George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed | + 26 more...
A bobsleigh track designer is a pretty niche job | + 25 more...
All storms at the north pole come from the south. | + 26 more...
Public transportation teaches us to be punctual | + 27 more...
The world used to be free. Now it closes at 11PM. | + 26 more...
Erotic nurse outfits look nothing like scrubs. | + 28 more...
That song you hate is someone's favorite song | + 26 more...
One person's sunset is another person's sunrise. | + 24 more...
A LEGO set is really a puzzle with instructions | + 27 more...
Every room is an escape room if you are very dumb | + 27 more...
You have a new first word every language learned | + 28 more...
freak accidents are lotteries no one wants to win | + 24 more...
Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 26 more...
Tipping can be seen as a tax on the empathetic. | + 24 more...
To antimatter entities, we'd be the antimatter. | + 24 more...
The first sentient AI will pretend not to be. | + 26 more...
We don't choose what we like, our body does | + 24 more...
Being tired as a kid meant sleep would fix it. Being tired as an adult can mean you need a different life. | + 26 more...
Nailed it is positive but screwed it is negative | + 24 more...