All Episodes

Nailed it is positive but screwed it is negative | + 24 more...

The more they connect us, the lonelier we become. | + 25 more...

Life as a flower seems beautiful and horrifying. | + 24 more...

When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 27 more...

Apple soup made with bone broth is bone apple tea | + 25 more...

Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker. | + 26 more...

Light beer weighs the same amount as regular beer | + 28 more...

Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 24 more...

In a skeleton fight, every fracture is exposed. | + 24 more...

In videogames, intrusive thoughts always win | + 27 more...

The ritual of making your bed predates beds. | + 28 more...

We are all astronauts, earth is our ship | + 26 more...

It feels weird being the same age as old people! | + 24 more...

We trust the back of our seats way too much | + 26 more...

Any site is a dating site if you’re brave enough | + 25 more...

A candle exists in all 4 states of matter at once | + 26 more...

Camping is technically being homeless for fun. | + 28 more...

You only have a lap while you’re sitting. | + 26 more...

Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 26 more...

Original Tupperware will likely outlast all of us | + 26 more...

Secret admirers were just stalkers all along. | + 25 more...

Gen Alpha kids can legally drive in some places. | + 26 more...

People named Ted are always performing Ted Talks. | + 24 more...

We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 28 more...

Dave and busters is adult chuckee cheese | + 25 more...

First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 26 more...

The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 26 more...

Rabbits are the mammal version of grasshoppers | + 27 more...

Common sense is appearantly not that common | + 27 more...

Safety instructions are written in blood. | + 28 more...

Chopsticks are the solution to plastic cutlery. | + 28 more...

Divorce rate among socks is astonishingly high | + 25 more...

You see more suns at night than in the daytime. | + 25 more...

Cell phones in movies never have cases. | + 28 more...

Nothing we ever do has a 100% chance of survival | + 25 more...

Your windshield doesn't know why you scream at it | + 26 more...

A LEGO set is really a puzzle with instructions | + 25 more...

It feels weird being the same age as old people! | + 28 more...

Lunchables are charcuterie boards for kids. | + 25 more...

Robot errors are still caused by human error | + 25 more...

The antithesis of plot armor is a red shirt. | + 26 more...

Arms for your chairs are chairs for your arms | + 25 more...

It's impossible to live in an abandoned building. | + 25 more...

One day you will have your last bite of pizza. | + 26 more...

It’s more acceptable to wear 0 shoes than 1 shoe | + 27 more...

Every store is a museum when you’re broke | + 24 more...

You do not see keyboards with lowercase letters. | + 26 more...

Arcades are a way for children to gamble legally | + 28 more...

When a person dies, their will is their loot drop | + 27 more...

Technology can hinder natural evolution in humans | + 27 more...

Giraffes have nowhere to hide during a storm. | + 27 more...

Forest are either really relaxing or really scary | + 28 more...

1981 and 2024 are as far apart as 1981 and 1938 | + 27 more...

Most people's organs will never see sunlight. | + 24 more...

People can still die from succesful CPR | + 25 more...

Paprika is the savory version of cinnamon | + 24 more...

Technically, everyone is full of themselves. | + 25 more...

at a certain age you just stop getting tickled | + 27 more...

The average person is dead. | + 26 more...

The first guy to milk a cow just had to be drunk. | + 24 more...

Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 24 more...

Food abuse kills more people than drug abuse does | + 27 more...

Undercover cops are civilian impersonators. | + 28 more...

Our sleep ability has a cooldown. | + 25 more...

Many people sleep to escape their nightmare. | + 24 more...

We dress up for people we want to be naked with. | + 28 more...

Cutting corners just adds more corners. | + 27 more...

You never actually put dirty laundry on an airer | + 24 more...

Roses are red, but violets aren't blue. | + 27 more...

Binaca use in movies has really fallen off | + 24 more...

Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth | + 25 more...

Location is all that separates a walk from a hike | + 25 more...

Snow White’s father was an abuse enabler. | + 26 more...

Word searches must be so much funner in braille. | + 26 more...

It's easier to be vulnerable to a stranger because you can't hurt a stranger the way you can hurt a loved one | + 26 more...

Most people with athletes foot are not athletes. | + 28 more...

the easiest boiled egg to make is the hard ones. | + 24 more...

The human hand is perfectly evolved to pet dogs | + 25 more...

Woodpeckers are the jackhammers of the forest | + 24 more...

Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 24 more...

You have a new first word every language learned | + 24 more...

Peanuts turn into peanut butter as you chew them | + 24 more...

Trees make flat land bearable for living | + 26 more...

Earth has more first world problems than Mercury. | + 28 more...

Most people in the world don’t have 4 seasons | + 27 more...

Most cars will never be upside down. | + 26 more...

It’s more acceptable to wear 0 shoes than 1 shoe | + 25 more...

Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth | + 26 more...

A ton of elephants isn't a ton of elephants | + 27 more...

A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg. | + 25 more...

Matching socks up on laundry day is a mini game. | + 28 more...

An old guy is older than an older guy. | + 27 more...

There's no gangsta way to get out of a hammock | + 24 more...

A cyclops wouldn’t have any depth perception. | + 25 more...

Nothing is universally scary to everyone. | + 27 more...

There’s a thin line between a pet and a hostage | + 27 more...

You likely don’t notice the smell of your house. | + 24 more...

They need to put a timer next to traffic lights. | + 25 more...

Octopi and mushrooms give off the same energy | + 28 more...

The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our bodies | + 24 more...