All Episodes

An orgasm is easier to fake than a sneeze | + 28 more...

We pretend to make babies to feel good | + 28 more...

Marketing is attempted mind control. | + 24 more...

If a rhythm is fast enough, it becomes a pitch. | + 26 more...

You’re a character in many people's stories. | + 26 more...

Too many people don't like the people they love. | + 27 more...

Sound can travel through anything except nothing. | + 27 more...

Cats probably think we are cleaning our ice cream | + 25 more...

We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 26 more...

Satire only works when everyone is equally smart | + 25 more...

Some dogs understand English better than others | + 25 more...

Somewhere out there is a raccoon washing a cheeto | + 28 more...

Someone came up with the concept of concepts | + 27 more...

When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 24 more...

Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth | + 28 more...

Everybody likely has a murderer ancestor | + 27 more...

Drowning is kinda like being buried alive. | + 25 more...

Someone has probably farted so hard they died. | + 27 more...

Being dead is the same as before you were born. | + 25 more...

Zoomed out enough, everyone’s living on an island | + 25 more...

Shorter people can hide boogers better. | + 25 more...

People constantly leave behind a trail of warmth | + 24 more...

Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 27 more...

Teleportation in SciFi always has almost zero lag | + 24 more...

The vast, vast majority of books are textbooks. | + 25 more...

Nobody is normal if you know them well enough. | + 28 more...

Razed and raised are opposites of one another. | + 27 more...

On average 6 to 8 people die between your blinks. | + 28 more...

Your dog licked their balls, and then your face. | + 25 more...

The Earth's average elevation is below sea level. | + 25 more...

It is impossible to act without self interest. | + 24 more...

Even bands with only one fan, still have a #1 fan | + 27 more...

Music might be the only universal language | + 27 more...

beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs on | + 28 more...

The word 'monosyllable' has five syllables in it. | + 25 more...

Most of our litter will be artifacts in 100 years | + 28 more...

Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrels. | + 27 more...

People constantly leave behind a trail of warmth | + 25 more...

Every message is a message from a dying person. | + 24 more...

You buy trash bags just to throw them away. | + 27 more...

When you jump up and down, you don’t jump down. | + 25 more...

Pregnant women are technically body builders | + 28 more...

Everyone smells if you sniff hard enough. | + 25 more...

Sound can travel through anything except nothing. | + 27 more...

When you're pregnant, every hug is a group hug. | + 26 more...

Saturday is the least insulted day of the week | + 26 more...

Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 25 more...

The Queen saw over a third of US history. | + 26 more...

Fertilizers made form cow manure are bullshit. | + 26 more...

We just take vacations to microdose on being rich | + 24 more...

It's ironic that there are statues of Medusa. | + 27 more...

Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately | + 28 more...

All dogs are either bitches or sons of bitches | + 27 more...

Before I had kids, I never got sick. | + 28 more...

One type of hell is being ambitious but lazy. | + 28 more...

Everyone in the world is the winner of sperm race | + 27 more...

Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 24 more...

It is easier to fake happiness than sadness | + 24 more...

Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrels. | + 24 more...

The cerebellum is the ballsack of the brain | + 24 more...

Selfies with celebrities have replaced autographs | + 25 more...

Recess is a break for both children and teachers. | + 28 more...

You buy garbage bags just to throw them away | + 24 more...

Wolverine probably still has his wisdom teeth. | + 27 more...

Fruits technically qualify as fast food | + 24 more...

Very few people have a foot length exactly 1 foot | + 25 more...

Public transportation teaches us to be punctual | + 25 more...

Cemeteries must smell awful to bloodhounds. | + 28 more...

Ruffles potato chips are ribbed for your pleasure | + 28 more...

Two people can not go to each others’ funeral. | + 28 more...

Flashlights aren’t meant for flashing | + 27 more...

Pinocciho is an infinite wood suply | + 25 more...

During earthquakes, coffins become maracas | + 24 more...

Arguing with someone online is turn based combat. | + 24 more...

Life is all about you, and not at all about you. | + 26 more...

Paper folders don’t actually fold papers | + 25 more...

Surveys show that 100% of people fill out surveys | + 24 more...

The most common hairstyle is bald. | + 25 more...

Axe murderers don't kill axes. | + 26 more...

Making a family is not very family friendly. | + 24 more...

You can't angrily roll up an automatic window. | + 28 more...

In a skeleton fight, every fracture is exposed. | + 27 more...

Colloquial is very much not a colloquial word | + 27 more...

People talks about extinct animals but not plants | + 24 more...

Your generation title is the new astrology sign | + 26 more...

Archaeology is almost always groundbreaking. | + 26 more...

Everyone you touch will die, but not instantly. | + 28 more...

A car's faulty fuel gauge can gaslight you | + 28 more...

There is no way to gracefully chase a bouncy ball | + 28 more...

A good post is only as good as its best comment. | + 25 more...

Salt and Sugar can make or break foods and drinks | + 24 more...

Dryer lint is the average colour of your laundry | + 25 more...

Santa has a really weird job | + 27 more...

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from. | + 28 more...

With enough confidence, anything can be a chair. | + 26 more...

Door to door salesman are in real life pop up ads | + 25 more...

When you're living, you're also dying in a sense. | + 28 more...

Almost all criminals are bad at being criminals. | + 26 more...

Nature Valley bars are the glitter bombs of food. | + 26 more...

Cells are multiplied by dividing themselves | + 27 more...