All Episodes
Daily Shower Thoughts — 1,000 episodes · page 5 of 10
Cells are multiplied by dividing themselves | + 27 more...
The CIA is omnipotent in conspiracy theories. | + 28 more...
The buttplug is the pacifier’s first cousin. | + 25 more...
Humans are the most widespread invasive species. | + 28 more...
Our ancestors would be so confused about us trying to avoid 'spoiling our appetite'. | + 27 more...
No one sings you happy birthday when you’re born | + 28 more...
Hourly wage workers get punished for efficiency | + 26 more...
‘Boxing gloves’ aren’t gloves, they’re mittens | + 26 more...
Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 24 more...
Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 24 more...
Getting the job is harder than doing the job | + 24 more...
The world will never be peaceful or equal. | + 28 more...
Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrels. | + 26 more...
Doppelgangers are isotopes of the same gene pool | + 25 more...
Drummers are Conductors for their band. | + 24 more...
The Matrix is already a quarter century old | + 27 more...
You have to fake sleep before you can real sleep. | + 26 more...
The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 24 more...
Most family recipes likely come from a cookbook | + 28 more...
Taking candy from a baby is actually a good thing | + 26 more...
Most pets have probably never met their fathers | + 27 more...
Technically, every house is a homeless shelter | + 28 more...
We're the intermediary in the landfill industry | + 24 more...
Logically a craigslist is someone who craigsls | + 24 more...
There are stars that are bigger than black holes. | + 26 more...
Chicken Caesar salad is poor man’s surf and turf | + 28 more...
MSN Messenger was training for Microsoft Teams. | + 27 more...
The Epic of Gilgamesh is doomed yaoi. | + 24 more...
Anything is portable if you're strong enough. | + 26 more...
To antimatter entities, we'd be the antimatter. | + 25 more...
Parallelograms are lazy rectangles. | + 27 more...
We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 28 more...
It must be hard to tell if an actor is lying. | + 24 more...
Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 25 more...
Life feels more real when it's warm outside | + 25 more...
People also shed skin, only very slowly | + 26 more...
A bullet only does it's job after it's fired | + 27 more...
It's okay to bet as long as you never gamble. | + 27 more...
Bullseye would be the world's greatest juggler. | + 24 more...
Solar power is technically nuclear power. | + 28 more...
We rarely ever see suits stored in suitcases. | + 27 more...
Modern cars are kind of like mini spaceships | + 26 more...
The price of going barefoot is a stubbed toe. | + 28 more...
Quebec is the Wario of France. | + 24 more...
Humans are the only species they named themselves | + 25 more...
You never hear anyone swear to Satan | + 25 more...
Star Trek was a military roleplay for pacifists. | + 26 more...
Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 25 more...
Maturity is knowing when to be immature. | + 28 more...
Sperm donation is human pollination. | + 27 more...
Everyone’s got one good gofundme in them. | + 26 more...
Most people will not be able to retire | + 28 more...
Somebody needs to go wake up Green Day. | + 25 more...
Most of our litter will be artifacts in 100 years | + 24 more...
You can’t touch music, but music can touch you. | + 28 more...
Most underestimate the capability of humans. | + 24 more...
All storms at the north pole come from the south. | + 26 more...
House spiders were around before houses existed. | + 24 more...
Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker. | + 26 more...
We will never truly know when humans go extinct. | + 28 more...
The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our bodies | + 24 more...
Making a family is not very family friendly. | + 24 more...
Freedom of speech is free. Being heard is not. | + 28 more...
Octopi and mushrooms give off the same energy | + 26 more...
The lottery is pay to win | + 28 more...
Twitch streamers are professional ramblers. | + 28 more...
Death is only sad for the ones left living. | + 26 more...
Hot water smells different than cold water | + 24 more...
Been yelled at more as an adult than as a kid. | + 24 more...
The most common place to stand is 'around.' | + 27 more...
You know you're thirsty when water tastes good | + 28 more...
People just act like analyst is a normal word. | + 28 more...
Life is the freest thing, yet we monetize it | + 26 more...
The majority of jobs can be learned by googling | + 26 more...
Two people can not go to each others’ funeral. | + 27 more...
beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs on | + 27 more...
The second we die, we become someone's job. | + 24 more...
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid | + 25 more...
World wars have never involved the entire world. | + 26 more...
Batman's Utility belt is a glorified Fanny Pack | + 28 more...
Star Trek was a military roleplay for pacifists. | + 24 more...
Some people get nostalgia from smelling ammonia | + 28 more...
Your pee is always touching your body. | + 26 more...
Every living organism is 100% recycled material. | + 28 more...
A cyclops wouldn’t have any depth perception. | + 24 more...
Wearing cosmetics is old school editing. | + 25 more...
The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 28 more...
Every wooden house is technically a tree house | + 26 more...
You never see katana videos where they cut bones | + 27 more...
Your car key has traveled more than your car | + 25 more...
To cut bread into 10 slices, you need 9 slices. | + 27 more...
Overthinking is rarely a problem for the majority | + 27 more...
Our insides are always in complete darkness | + 27 more...
Everyone wants to get old, but not be old. | + 25 more...
Your generation title is the new astrology sign | + 27 more...
A telephone makes sound travel faster than sound. | + 26 more...
Most men get their first flowers at their funeral | + 28 more...
There must be gay couples named Adam and Steve | + 27 more...
Nothing sounds as nonsensical as a flying disc | + 24 more...
A full bladder is the most effective alarm clock. | + 26 more...