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A full bladder is the most effective alarm clock. | + 26 more...
true collectibles don't start out as collectibles | + 26 more...
Woodpeckers are the jackhammers of the forest | + 24 more...
Robot errors are still caused by human error | + 24 more...
Air vents in film are always way too clean | + 25 more...
You see more suns at night than in the daytime. | + 26 more...
Morality and knowledge are not directly related | + 25 more...
There just aren't enough cats in Star Wars. | + 26 more...
Abnormal things happen, and that's normal. | + 25 more...
You are never blown by the same wind twice. | + 26 more...
Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 28 more...
The Cybertruck is the DeLorean of our generation. | + 25 more...
Someone came up with the concept of concepts | + 25 more...
Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately | + 28 more...
Technically a cigarette is a type of veggie wrap | + 26 more...
Your body is the most complex thing that you own. | + 28 more...
Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. | + 28 more...
Any carpet not fixed into place is a rug. | + 27 more...
Most Michael Jackson impersonators are white. | + 26 more...
If a rhythm is fast enough, it becomes a pitch. | + 25 more...
One day you will have your last bite of pizza. | + 26 more...
Only jeans are sold intentionally broken. | + 26 more...
Public transportation teaches us to be punctual | + 27 more...
Selfies with celebrities have replaced autographs | + 24 more...
A river is water with food in it. | + 24 more...
Being aware of our own ignorance is so powerful. | + 24 more...
First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 25 more...
The world used to be free. Now it closes at 11PM. | + 25 more...
When you're pregnant, every hug is a group hug. | + 26 more...
In plumbing, nipples are exclusively male things. | + 28 more...
Salt and Sugar can make or break foods and drinks | + 24 more...
Only you know the taste of the food you've eaten. | + 27 more...
Billboards are the cereal boxes of the road. | + 28 more...
Abnormal things happen, and that's normal. | + 28 more...
Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 27 more...
The fear of showing you're scared is doubly scary | + 27 more...
Nostalgia is no different than emotional Deja Vu. | + 28 more...
Spinning a spinner actually makes you the spinner | + 24 more...
Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. | + 27 more...
The only thing guaranteed in life is death | + 24 more...
Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 28 more...
Working in a morgue is a near death experience. | + 27 more...
Popcorn is technically a fried food. | + 27 more...
Doing work is easier than doing nothing all day. | + 28 more...
We just take vacations to microdose on being rich | + 28 more...
We are an NPC in everyone's life except ours | + 25 more...
About half of all escalators don't. | + 26 more...
Paprika is the savory version of cinnamon | + 25 more...
A cyclops wouldn’t have any depth perception. | + 26 more...
You have a new first word every language learned | + 28 more...
At some point, kids won’t know who Ash Ketchum is | + 28 more...
A brain transplant is actually a body transplant | + 27 more...
In a cornfield, spiders DO make cobwebs. | + 24 more...
We waste so much space staying on the surface. | + 27 more...
From the Sun’s perspective, shadows don’t exist | + 27 more...
1981 and 2024 are as far apart as 1981 and 1938 | + 27 more...
Technology can hinder natural evolution in humans | + 24 more...
Mold growing on mushrooms is fungus Inception | + 28 more...
Very full is less than just full. | + 25 more...
Breasts are nature's stress balls | + 25 more...
A solution without a problem is a problem. | + 27 more...
No one in the live studio audience ever sneezes | + 25 more...
Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. | + 27 more...
Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 26 more...
Lots of people use cheese like it's a seasoning. | + 25 more...
You will never see your own death certificate | + 26 more...
Very strict parents raise highly skilled liars. | + 27 more...
Forensic Analysis and Archaeology are in the same field, but the main factor is how long the body has been there. | + 24 more...
All storms at the north pole come from the south. | + 26 more...
twentyfourcharacterslong is 24 characters long | + 26 more...
Sometimes it’s wrong to be right | + 28 more...
We are closer to 2070 than we are to 1970. | + 25 more...
Everything you can think of is a human concept | + 27 more...
Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker. | + 28 more...
Whether something is a spectrum or not is binary | + 25 more...
Any site is a dating site if you’re brave enough | + 27 more...
When you eat salt, you’re just eating rocks. | + 28 more...
Some of the cheapest food is the healthiest | + 27 more...
Fasting is the cheapest dieting option. | + 26 more...
Bad reviews are more helpful than good reviews. | + 26 more...
The more you enjoy life, the shorter it feels. | + 26 more...
You've never been in an empty room before. | + 26 more...
The handle of an ax is a traitor to his own race. | + 28 more...
Whether something is a spectrum or not is binary | + 24 more...
The best birthday a guy can have is February 14. | + 28 more...
Overthinking is rarely a problem for the majority | + 26 more...
Makeup shouldn’t be allowed in beauty contests. | + 25 more...
Coffee filters and muffin wrappers are cousins | + 26 more...
People talks about extinct animals but not plants | + 24 more...
Zoomed out enough, everyone’s living on an island | + 24 more...
Fish and Birds are not pets, they are prisoners | + 26 more...
Coffee filters and muffin wrappers are cousins | + 25 more...
When you light a lighter, it gets lighter | + 24 more...
Trail mix is a slow feeder for children | + 28 more...
You can hire a clown to perform just for you. | + 26 more...
Nothing makes sense, makes sense. | + 25 more...
You never hear about cellphone cameras breaking. | + 27 more...
House spiders were around before houses existed. | + 24 more...
Balloons are the most impacted by Inflation. | + 28 more...
Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 27 more...