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501

A full bladder is the most effective alarm clock. | + 26 more...

502

true collectibles don't start out as collectibles | + 26 more...

503

Woodpeckers are the jackhammers of the forest | + 24 more...

504

Robot errors are still caused by human error | + 24 more...

505

Air vents in film are always way too clean | + 25 more...

506

You see more suns at night than in the daytime. | + 26 more...

507

Morality and knowledge are not directly related | + 25 more...

508

There just aren't enough cats in Star Wars. | + 26 more...

509

Abnormal things happen, and that's normal. | + 25 more...

510

You are never blown by the same wind twice. | + 26 more...

511

Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 28 more...

512

The Cybertruck is the DeLorean of our generation. | + 25 more...

513

Someone came up with the concept of concepts | + 25 more...

514

Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately | + 28 more...

515

Technically a cigarette is a type of veggie wrap | + 26 more...

516

Your body is the most complex thing that you own. | + 28 more...

517

Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. | + 28 more...

518

Any carpet not fixed into place is a rug. | + 27 more...

519

Most Michael Jackson impersonators are white. | + 26 more...

520

If a rhythm is fast enough, it becomes a pitch. | + 25 more...

521

One day you will have your last bite of pizza. | + 26 more...

522

Only jeans are sold intentionally broken. | + 26 more...

523

Public transportation teaches us to be punctual | + 27 more...

524

Selfies with celebrities have replaced autographs | + 24 more...

525

A river is water with food in it. | + 24 more...

526

Being aware of our own ignorance is so powerful. | + 24 more...

527

First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 25 more...

528

The world used to be free. Now it closes at 11PM. | + 25 more...

529

When you're pregnant, every hug is a group hug. | + 26 more...

530

In plumbing, nipples are exclusively male things. | + 28 more...

531

Salt and Sugar can make or break foods and drinks | + 24 more...

532

Only you know the taste of the food you've eaten. | + 27 more...

533

Billboards are the cereal boxes of the road. | + 28 more...

534

Abnormal things happen, and that's normal. | + 28 more...

535

Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 27 more...

536

The fear of showing you're scared is doubly scary | + 27 more...

537

Nostalgia is no different than emotional Deja Vu. | + 28 more...

538

Spinning a spinner actually makes you the spinner | + 24 more...

539

Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. | + 27 more...

540

The only thing guaranteed in life is death | + 24 more...

541

Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 28 more...

542

Working in a morgue is a near death experience. | + 27 more...

543

Popcorn is technically a fried food. | + 27 more...

544

Doing work is easier than doing nothing all day. | + 28 more...

545

We just take vacations to microdose on being rich | + 28 more...

546

We are an NPC in everyone's life except ours | + 25 more...

547

About half of all escalators don't. | + 26 more...

548

Paprika is the savory version of cinnamon | + 25 more...

549

A cyclops wouldn’t have any depth perception. | + 26 more...

550

You have a new first word every language learned | + 28 more...

551

At some point, kids won’t know who Ash Ketchum is | + 28 more...

552

A brain transplant is actually a body transplant | + 27 more...

553

In a cornfield, spiders DO make cobwebs. | + 24 more...

554

We waste so much space staying on the surface. | + 27 more...

555

From the Sun’s perspective, shadows don’t exist | + 27 more...

556

1981 and 2024 are as far apart as 1981 and 1938 | + 27 more...

557

Technology can hinder natural evolution in humans | + 24 more...

558

Mold growing on mushrooms is fungus Inception | + 28 more...

559

Very full is less than just full. | + 25 more...

560

Breasts are nature's stress balls | + 25 more...

561

A solution without a problem is a problem. | + 27 more...

562

No one in the live studio audience ever sneezes | + 25 more...

563

Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. | + 27 more...

564

Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 26 more...

565

Lots of people use cheese like it's a seasoning. | + 25 more...

566

You will never see your own death certificate | + 26 more...

567

Very strict parents raise highly skilled liars. | + 27 more...

568

Forensic Analysis and Archaeology are in the same field, but the main factor is how long the body has been there. | + 24 more...

569

All storms at the north pole come from the south. | + 26 more...

570

twentyfourcharacterslong is 24 characters long | + 26 more...

571

Sometimes it’s wrong to be right | + 28 more...

572

We are closer to 2070 than we are to 1970. | + 25 more...

573

Everything you can think of is a human concept | + 27 more...

574

Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker. | + 28 more...

575

Whether something is a spectrum or not is binary | + 25 more...

576

Any site is a dating site if you’re brave enough | + 27 more...

577

When you eat salt, you’re just eating rocks. | + 28 more...

578

Some of the cheapest food is the healthiest | + 27 more...

579

Fasting is the cheapest dieting option. | + 26 more...

580

Bad reviews are more helpful than good reviews. | + 26 more...

581

The more you enjoy life, the shorter it feels. | + 26 more...

582

You've never been in an empty room before. | + 26 more...

583

The handle of an ax is a traitor to his own race. | + 28 more...

584

Whether something is a spectrum or not is binary | + 24 more...

585

The best birthday a guy can have is February 14. | + 28 more...

586

Overthinking is rarely a problem for the majority | + 26 more...

587

Makeup shouldn’t be allowed in beauty contests. | + 25 more...

588

Coffee filters and muffin wrappers are cousins | + 26 more...

589

People talks about extinct animals but not plants | + 24 more...

590

Zoomed out enough, everyone’s living on an island | + 24 more...

591

Fish and Birds are not pets, they are prisoners | + 26 more...

592

Coffee filters and muffin wrappers are cousins | + 25 more...

593

When you light a lighter, it gets lighter | + 24 more...

594

Trail mix is a slow feeder for children | + 28 more...

595

You can hire a clown to perform just for you. | + 26 more...

596

Nothing makes sense, makes sense. | + 25 more...

597

You never hear about cellphone cameras breaking. | + 27 more...

598

House spiders were around before houses existed. | + 24 more...

599

Balloons are the most impacted by Inflation. | + 28 more...

600

Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 27 more...