All Episodes

Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 27 more...

Every living organism is 100% recycled material. | + 24 more...

All our thoughts are filtered through language. | + 26 more...

Women have more privacy in restrooms than men | + 26 more...

Photoshop and filters are plagiarized beauty. | + 25 more...

You have a new first word every language learned | + 27 more...

All our thoughts are filtered through language. | + 27 more...

Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 25 more...

A sausage is a meat balloon | + 26 more...

Giving birth must have been easy for Elastigirl | + 26 more...

Unclipped toenails drive sock sales | + 27 more...

We just take vacations to microdose on being rich | + 26 more...

Pigeons and pissed kitties emit identical sounds | + 25 more...

Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 24 more...

Arguing with someone online is turn based combat. | + 28 more...

you dont need to raise your hand when knocking | + 28 more...

Your pillow is also a second bed for your head. | + 26 more...

Touchscreens are a step backwards for the blind | + 25 more...

Most of us won't see the year 2100 | + 25 more...

Life gives you the test before the lesson | + 27 more...

Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 24 more...

Giving birth must have been easy for Elastigirl | + 27 more...

Laptops are predominantly used as desktop. | + 26 more...

There’s no such thing as an endless supply | + 24 more...

If DNA collection was mandatory at birth, there would be a significant increase in solved crimes. | + 28 more...

We live in a world where even dying is expensive | + 28 more...

You're late only if you do actually show up. | + 28 more...

Pancakes have absolutely no standard size | + 25 more...

Pets are the aristocrats of the animal kingdom. | + 24 more...

beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs on | + 24 more...

Clapping is a form of peer pressure | + 24 more...

Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 28 more...

Heavy metal poisoning isn't as cool as it sounds. | + 28 more...

Dogs must be sad that we never lick them | + 24 more...

Out there is person, who did the rickroll first | + 28 more...

Most people wipe one times too many | + 24 more...

Corn dogs are meat twinkies. | + 28 more...

Working in a morgue is a near death experience. | + 27 more...

You know you're thirsty when water tastes good | + 27 more...

The lottery is pay to win | + 24 more...

In Home Alone 2, Kevin is neither home nor alone for most of the movie. | + 25 more...

Vibranium is the Marvel mithril. | + 27 more...

Egg salad is chicken salad. | + 28 more...

Wood is rarer in the universe than diamonds | + 24 more...

Animals might think the road is one long rock | + 26 more...

We are a sad generation with happy pictures | + 28 more...

A brain transplant is actually a body transplant | + 26 more...

Spinning a spinner actually makes you the spinner | + 24 more...

It’s harder to reject pleasure than ignore pain | + 28 more...

Video games are mini games in the game of life. | + 25 more...

Touchscreens are a step backwards for the blind | + 26 more...

To be smart is realizing you really aren't | + 24 more...

When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 26 more...

The more people that get diagnosed as neurodivergent, the less typical neurotypicals become. | + 24 more...

Technology can hinder natural evolution in humans | + 26 more...

A sundial is technically a nuclear powered clock | + 27 more...

You're late only if you do actually show up. | + 26 more...

Space stations are the least stationary stations. | + 24 more...

Saliva becomes gross when it's cold. | + 25 more...

Most of us are here because we are bored. | + 24 more...

You will never see your death certificate | + 27 more...

In a skeleton fight, every fracture is exposed. | + 28 more...

People talks about extinct animals but not plants | + 28 more...

Retirement isn't an age, it's a financial status. | + 28 more...

Touchscreens are a step backwards for the blind | + 28 more...

The most boring person you recognize is youself | + 26 more...

Onomatopoeia doesn't exist in signed languages | + 24 more...

The world used to be free. Now it closes at 11PM. | + 24 more...

Spice is the only flavor our buttholes can taste. | + 25 more...

First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 25 more...

Technically, all plants are fusion powered. | + 25 more...

Mayonnaise is the exact inverse of Meringue | + 26 more...

Our bodies are planets for microorganisms. | + 24 more...

Manslaughter sounds way worse than murder | + 26 more...

dinosaur nuggies are made from evolved dinosaurs | + 27 more...

People lived in New Mexico before Mexico. | + 28 more...

You have to fake sleep before you can real sleep. | + 27 more...

You never hear any stories about King Charming. | + 24 more...

Steve Backshall sort of looks like Steve Irwin. | + 25 more...

A sundial is technically a nuclear powered clock | + 24 more...

The invention of the wheel was revolutionary | + 27 more...

The Milky Way actually has milk in it | + 24 more...

You have one dominant way of crossing your arms | + 26 more...

A moonlit night is really a sunlit night. | + 24 more...

Therapists talk you into brainwashing yourself. | + 26 more...

Eating an ape would make you a kind of cannibal. | + 27 more...

Maturity is knowing when to be immature. | + 25 more...

If bugs had a society like ours, their daily routine would be nonstop funerals. | + 24 more...

You can breakfast anytime during the day. | + 27 more...

Life is the freest thing, yet we monetize it | + 27 more...

We don't see anything except light. | + 28 more...

Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 24 more...

Each person really only gets one hill to die on. | + 24 more...

You don’t see a hole, you see what’s around it. | + 25 more...

Not enough songs have a xylophone solo in them. | + 26 more...

You only know you’ve fallen asleep once you’ve woken up. | + 27 more...

Zoomed out enough, everyone’s living on an island | + 28 more...

Imagine if Oxygen was visible to the naked eye. | + 25 more...

A broken dishwasher makes a damn fine drying rack | + 28 more...

It’s really easy to forget that vanilla is black | + 25 more...