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Technically, everyone is full of themselves. | + 25 more...
Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth | + 26 more...
Any site is a dating site if you’re brave enough | + 25 more...
Human skin is really good at not getting stained | + 25 more...
Everything in the universe was once touching. | + 26 more...
Humans are technically a hydroelectric bioreactor | + 24 more...
You do not see keyboards with lowercase letters. | + 25 more...
A full bladder is the most effective alarm clock. | + 25 more...
Many people sleep to escape their nightmare. | + 28 more...
Musically, Bo Burnham is Weird Al’s evil twin. | + 27 more...
Most of our litter will be artifacts in 100 years | + 24 more...
Every stranger is a window to new opportunities. | + 24 more...
Everything is too much until you're used to it. | + 24 more...
The taste of cola is almost impossible to explain | + 28 more...
Some of the cheapest food is the healthiest | + 28 more...
Deaf people must be very good at playing charades | + 25 more...
Duos are more memorable than trios. | + 25 more...
The older you get, the riskier it is to fart. | + 25 more...
Chicken Caesar salad is poor man’s surf and turf | + 25 more...
A broken dishwasher makes a damn fine drying rack | + 28 more...
Dolphins have belly buttons. That's weird. | + 25 more...
Cannibal tribes probably don’t believe in ghosts | + 25 more...
For some, a grave is the only property they'll ever own. | + 24 more...
Scars tell a story that only few know. | + 28 more...
It's a shame that more of history wasn't recorded | + 24 more...
A duck with one leg swims in circles | + 26 more...
Selfies with celebrities have replaced autographs | + 25 more...
Tipping is after the help and bribing is before | + 28 more...
A solution without a problem is a problem. | + 25 more...
Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 25 more...
There is no 10 in a base infinity number system. | + 25 more...
dinosaur nuggies are made from evolved dinosaurs | + 24 more...
beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs on | + 25 more...
You never see meat based vegetables | + 28 more...
To be subpar in golf you have to be above par. | + 26 more...
Everyone in the world is the winner of sperm race | + 26 more...
Sauce is paint for your tastebuds | + 25 more...
Homeless people can’t be put under house arrest | + 26 more...
There will eventually be a last mortal human. | + 26 more...
Humans are an invasive species to most places | + 26 more...
The bedroom is the real restroom | + 28 more...
You can't really stand backwards on stairs. | + 26 more...
You know a fart is bad when it even bothers you. | + 27 more...
We are never not tasting something. | + 28 more...
You know a fart is bad when it even bothers you. | + 27 more...
Bingo was the name of the farmer, not the dog. | + 24 more...
Tipping is after the help and bribing is before | + 25 more...
Everything in the universe is a little bit bendy | + 25 more...
The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 26 more...
To be smart is realizing you really aren't | + 28 more...
Girl friends are the gateway drug to girlfriends. | + 27 more...
Real glass cannons would break from the recoil. | + 24 more...
Mindy still owes millions of people a Gengar. | + 27 more...
We waste so much space staying on the surface. | + 25 more...
Little Billy is a modern folklore character. | + 24 more...
Hush puppies are just ️oneless corn dogs. | + 28 more...
2040 is closer than 2006 | + 26 more...
Balloons are the most impacted by Inflation. | + 25 more...
Drinking lids are sippy cup lids for adults. | + 28 more...
One day we will have ads in outer space | + 26 more...
The average woman sees more blood in her lifetime than the average man. | + 27 more...
Farting is technically a form of detoxing. | + 24 more...
The queen just spoiled the end of The Crown | + 26 more...
Taxi drivers involuntarily hear a lot of spoilers | + 27 more...
There is no 10 in a base infinity number system. | + 26 more...
All trophies are participation trophies. | + 26 more...
the easiest boiled egg to make is the hard ones. | + 24 more...
Like snowflakes, no two farts are exactly alike. | + 24 more...
Leaf blowers can actually blow anything. | + 24 more...
Life's purpose is to rearrange atoms. | + 28 more...
When you light a lighter, it gets lighter | + 27 more...
We’ll never know what it smells like underwater. | + 27 more...
When you light a lighter, it gets lighter | + 24 more...
at a certain age you just stop getting tickled | + 27 more...
With rising temperatures, human society might shift to being more nocturnal. | + 6 more...
Word searches must be so much funner in braille. | + 3 more...
It must suck to be bi and date a jealous person. | + 7 more...
Magic is circular. Science is rectangular. | + 8 more...
People tend to notice and appreciate the little things in video games more than in real life. | + 2 more...
You do not see keyboards with lowercase letters. | + 8 more...
Ice cream cones are edible portion control. | + 6 more...
It’s an honor to get last place in the Olympics. | + 10 more...
Very strict parents raise highly skilled liars. | + 19 more...
Before I had kids, I never got sick. | + 12 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 21 July 2024
A full beard is a natural mask. | + 17 more...
One day, AI might wonder if humans are sentient. | + 24 more...
It's impossible to live in an abandoned building. | + 20 more...
Active volcanoes are rocks that spit other rocks. | + 22 more...
Igloos are houses made of water. | + 16 more...
Life scatters people, but death gathers them. | + 22 more...
Every moment will go down in history. | + 22 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 14 July 2024
Standing desks are seen as progressive but so is giving cashiers chairs. | + 15 more...
Manners are essentially filters we apply to our minds. | + 7 more...
You can never take a picture of the present. | + 18 more...
Dolphins probably call our planet Water. | + 23 more...
You don't have to buckle your belt at the front. | + 25 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 07 July 2024
Voodoo dolls would be really useful for surgeons. | + 17 more...